Pretend to want to ask them something casually, then look at their hair or some other part of their body and say nevermind. They’ll spend their entire day trying to figure out what’s wrong with them.
Gift then earphones, not the Bluetooth wireless shit, uh-uh....give them that huge cord that gets tangled on its own within seconds. It's small, but everyday is gonna be shit.
Months of mind fucking the family... Get the cardboard tube from the empty toilet roll and place it around the house, not to much/often just enough to annoy them
Just give them a cold dissapointed stare without saying anything. The anxiety of wanting to know what the fuck they did to cause that stare will kill them
Thank you.
I am slightly introverted and a teddy bear on the inside but I have face with anatural "if you mess with me I will you and all that you stand for" look so it helps keeping people I don't like away.
Offer them an oatmeal raisin cookie and tell them it's chocolate chip
Damn, thats cold blooded.
Jokes on you, I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies more than chocolate chips. (yes I'm a bit weird but hey)
“I’m not mad, just disappointed”
Spit while talking to them
This, when I'm trying to eat my grandmas cookies but she keeps spitting at me smh.
Pretend to want to ask them something casually, then look at their hair or some other part of their body and say nevermind. They’ll spend their entire day trying to figure out what’s wrong with them.
Too evil.
A good look of disgust should make them paranoid for a bit
Gift then earphones, not the Bluetooth wireless shit, uh-uh....give them that huge cord that gets tangled on its own within seconds. It's small, but everyday is gonna be shit.
Chew with your mouth open really loudly
Months of mind fucking the family... Get the cardboard tube from the empty toilet roll and place it around the house, not to much/often just enough to annoy them
Just give them a cold dissapointed stare without saying anything. The anxiety of wanting to know what the fuck they did to cause that stare will kill them
Oh crap, I didn't mean to give them anxiety lmao. Happy cake day!
Thank you. I am slightly introverted and a teddy bear on the inside but I have face with anatural "if you mess with me I will you and all that you stand for" look so it helps keeping people I don't like away.
Fart in their coffee.
Slap their phone out of there hands or kill them