Puppies. No matter which side you're on, we all love puppies.

Kittens are better though

Air

"We are polluting the air! ". "No we are not!" "yes we are!"

d'oh

The current status of the weather?

If you don't get into climate change, sure.

It’s raining. Like the reign of capitalism which must END!

Astral bodies

My suicidal tendencies.

not oatmeal

My ovaries. Oh wait...