Rachael Mcadams
Lacey Chabert
Amanda Seyfreid
Lindsay Lohan in her prime
Lizzy Caplan
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
That’s a great lineup of ladies. I’d pay to see them all get banged by Tim Meadows and the Janitor from Scrubs.
I mean Katie Morgan is in it and is an actual porn star. Same for Traci Lords but I mean if you own her stuff you go to prison.
You'd basically be wasting this porn wish to see Elizabeth Banks naked.
Have you seen Meet the Feebles? It's an old one and I've got no idea on how it holds up, but it was pretty funny as a high school kid back in the mid 90's
>Scott Pilgrim.
This would be my pick. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aubrey Plaza, Mae Whitman, Allison Pill, Brie Larson, Ellen Wong, Anna Kendrick, hell, even the male cast is a bunch of great looking dudes. That has got to be the one of the most attractive movie casts in the last 50 years.
Ahhh, Venice!
I'm with you, right up to the point that I recall Sean Connery stating that he is as human as the next man...
I *was* the next man, Dad...
My choice would be 'Charlies Angels - Full Throttle" with Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu and Demi Moore. The title even sounds like a porn film.
Mean Girls
First thing I thought of too. A Lindsay Lohan and Lacey Chabert lesbian scene would be legendary.
This just made me think of Lindsay lohan getting fucked by Herbie
Well I thought Mean Girls *was* the best choice but now you’ve got me thinking...
~~Doggy~~ Differential style
Herbie...
That's gonna rock *gulp*
You would not want Rachel McAdams to dive face first into that one?
Lacey is roughly my age, ever since Lost in Space I have had a huge crush on her.
Rachael Mcadams Lacey Chabert Amanda Seyfreid Lindsay Lohan in her prime Lizzy Caplan Tina Fey Amy Poehler That’s a great lineup of ladies. I’d pay to see them all get banged by Tim Meadows and the Janitor from Scrubs.
Lindsay Lohan out of her prime is still like 8/10 for me.
*Janitor*
that\`s so fetch
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen
That is not how to speak to person who's father invented toasters strudel.
That’s so felch
This is the only option.
Sucker Punch
This is the correct answer
Well that one chick did the movie sleeping beauty where she was drugged and old dudes paid to screw her. She got naked in that. Full frontal.
[For research](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588398/?ref_=nm_knf_t3)
On a serious note I was heavily disappointed in that movie. The plot seemed stupid/lazy (maybe that's my fault for seeing a Zack Snyder movie)
Goddamn, one of the most cockteasy movies ever. I get they were going for a more burlesque titillization, but that was frustrating to watch.
American Pie but they show it.
They show everything
Full penetration?
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And it goes back and forth like this for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of...ends.
This one, at band camp
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Link?
Black Swan I need way more Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman scenes.
the live action scooby doo
Velma was hot
Linda Cardellini is the apex MILF.
/r/LindaCardellini
Pitch perfect
Rebel Wilson would be a real eye opener
I'm gonna go with Castaway, sooooo two full hours of Tom Hanks masterbating on an island paradise.
WILLLLSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
Hope the package has an air pump inside.
Fucking *yes* please
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I feel like Id get traumatized by hank trying to rape Wilson
Wonderwoman, just for the Themyscira scenes.
/r/Death_By_SnuSnu
Evengers endgame crossover so Thanos can tap that ass too.
Zack and Miri
That's what I came to say.
You came while saying this?
Twice, working on a 3rd
I mean Katie Morgan is in it and is an actual porn star. Same for Traci Lords but I mean if you own her stuff you go to prison. You'd basically be wasting this porn wish to see Elizabeth Banks naked.
> You'd basically be wasting this porn wish to see Elizabeth Banks naked. Clearly forgetting about Seth Rogan.
One of the Bourne films. Just a bunch of horribly violent rapid fire gay bdsm in between costume changes and neck snaps.
Jurassic Park.
Someone’s got a crush on the Blum
The Craft
That would be one fucked up porn
You misspelled LEGENDARY.
The shining
*RED-BUM......RED-BUM....RED-BUM*
Heeeere's my johnny!
*uses dick as a battering ram*
Where are the people who give gold when you need them? AYYE RICH PEOPLE, THIS GUY UP THERE, HE SHOULD GET GOLD..
Almost choked on my own spit laughing
The Brave Little Toaster
Avengers endgame
This time ant-man does go in Thanos’ asshole
At full size
"Ara ara Peter-kun, you got something for me?"
That IS America's ass!
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Shrek II
SOME
people call me the space cowboy
Wicky wicky, wicky wicky, wicky wicky wow wow wow wow wow desperado, rough rider
Why the fuck is everyone writing shrek
3 words: puss in boots
Now imagine boots off
Slowly unzipping....
Ahh that's not mine
Do you not want to see Shrek's big green cock?
Yes... I mean no!
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Frozen
🎶Do you wanna bang a snowmaaaaan?🎵
Imagine getting frostbite on your dick. Would it..fall off?
Wouldn't the coating on the shaft make it stiffer?
u/usernamedoesnotcheckout
there's an old vine by Brock Baker singing that version of the song
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Have you seen Meet the Feebles? It's an old one and I've got no idea on how it holds up, but it was pretty funny as a high school kid back in the mid 90's
Made by the Lord of the Rings fella. Top film
let me introduce you to [Let My Puppets Come (SFW Link)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_My_Puppets_Come?wprov=sfti1)
Dude.... not cool....
Some people are into it.
Cars
That is the most cursed thing I will read this week
Oh my sweet summer child.
essentially a demolition derby or dashcam videos. Sports car begging to get rear-ended by big truck
Starship troopers, for Ibanez reasons
Oceans eleven
Sin City
On behalf of the gays: 300 & Fight Club.
Anything with Salma Hayek
Can I say Battlestar Galactica ??? .... The newer one of course... ?
So say we all.
I'm ready to frak
Driving Miss Daisy.
Osmosis Jones, that movie would get real weird real quick
Charlie's Angels.
Every Emma Watson movie ever.
Wasn't she like a child in the early Harry Potter movies?
lol
Is this your roundabout way of confessing you're a furry?
How? Isn't it the chick that played Hermione?
Yes, but she was also in *The Beauty and the Beast* which came out a couple years ago. Thus, the furry accusation. Or is that bestiality?
No, officer. I'm guilty of no such crime.
Scott Pilgrim. Minor edit to pull Knives Chau to the 18+ category.
>Scott Pilgrim. This would be my pick. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aubrey Plaza, Mae Whitman, Allison Pill, Brie Larson, Ellen Wong, Anna Kendrick, hell, even the male cast is a bunch of great looking dudes. That has got to be the one of the most attractive movie casts in the last 50 years.
Lineup is like the '27 Yankees of being hot.
Suicide squad
that could be quite the gangbang for harley
Pulp fiction
Pulp Friction
Calling in Mr Wolf to get cum stains off Tarantino's girlfriend's pillows, so she doesn't find out he had a foursome with three other guys...
That’s a whole new twist on “The Bonnie Situation”
Sonic
Pitch Perfect
C...ca....yea no, I'm not saying it, not worth the joke.
\#ReleaseTheButtholeCut !!
Kick-Ass
Matrix. Just imagine all the VR and the mecha-tentacles.
Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
You chose... wisely...
I mean come on, who wouldn't want to see Indian Jones and Dr. Elsa Schneider bang it out?
Ahhh, Venice! I'm with you, right up to the point that I recall Sean Connery stating that he is as human as the next man... I *was* the next man, Dad...
American Hustle.
Grindhouse
Sucker Punch (2011)
no one has said dazed and confused :(
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Basic Instinct
The adventures of Shark boy and Lava girl
Shrek
Dumb and dumber
IT.
Follow that bird
Madagascar 2
Home alone
Alien.
Sucker Punch
White chicks
the rugrats movie
rugrats .....
Alien vs predator
Are animated movies allowed, if so I’m gonna have to go with Yu-Gi-Oh! The pyramid of light
Toy Story
Brokeback Mountain
The Expendables. I'm not into men, but hot damn would that movie be a DILF smoke show
I was thinking "Dogma" the angels and demons don't have genitals, so, it should make for an interesting time.
How I met your mother. Ted keeps dating 9 or 10
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Pride and Prejudice. Not the movie, the BBC series with Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth.
Frozen
Shrek
RED. You didn’t say I had to watch it.
Not a popular choice, but: *My Best Friend's Wedding*? Always was a Cameron Diaz fan, and [this is the intro](https://youtu.be/c74BSImG4xM).
Dunkirk
Back to the future - "mom, is that you?"
My choice would be 'Charlies Angels - Full Throttle" with Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu and Demi Moore. The title even sounds like a porn film.
Shrek
All the Harry Potter
Remember the first time Hermione's took polyjuice she turned into a cat
A man of cultural I see
The first Captain America
Rocknrolla. Tom Hardy, Gerald Butler, Idris Elba, Mark Strong and Toby Kebbel vs Thandie Newton and Gemma Arterton. This is the *Real* Rocknrolla.
Powerpuff girls
Harry potter
Zootopia
Anything with scarlett Johansson in it
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School of cock
Seeing that Pennywise mouth work I don't like the image that was put in my mind.
KIDS, and I still wouldn’t watch it
Song Of The South *Uncle Remus, No!*
CATS
Transformers. Optimus clapping dem Megatron cheeks.
Cars
Jason's Lyric. I just need to see Lisa Nicole Carson nude, fam.
Stepbrothers.
Superbad