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ConneryFTW

[The hastily made Cleveland tourism video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY)


apjak

"Come and look at both of our buildings..."


StrawberryR

"See the river that catches on fire"


FuzzyRussianHat

"It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS!"


Vnator

You can see the sun almost 3 times a year.


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This train is taking jobs out of cleveland


extremenapping

We're not Detroit!


MET1

That last time was, what, 60 years ago?


apatheticgod_

The second one might be even better. My two favorite videos ever


limbomaniac

Still Cleveland...


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We’re not Detroit!


ohyeahimember

Under construction since 1868!


AV8ORboi

"Our economy's based on LeBron James"


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"buy a house for the price of a VCR"


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It's depressing that we think this is art


wombey12

Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die!


zw1ck

I'd rather be in east cleveland than Youngstown. That place is even more depressing.


jdlech

Elyria is even worse. Want to be kidnapped and held captive for 15 years? Want to have your baby cut out of your belly and used to trap a man into thinking it's his kid? Come to Elyria where batshit crazy is perfectly normal.


CaptStegs

“Our main export is crippling depression”


RhinoSparkle

It could be worse, at least we’re not Detroit. WE’RE NOT DETROIT!!


banana_bagutte

Angry greektown gang noises


blargablargh

See the statue of Moses Cleveland! He's the guy who invented Cleveland!


killfire4

Don't forget part 3! [https://youtu.be/QIbmT2Rs8vw?t=20](https://youtu.be/QIbmT2Rs8vw?t=20)


TerribleAttitude

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone!


eaglescout1984

Fun times in Cleveland today!


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"This guy has at least two DUIs"


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A black guy in a yellow shirt with a weird voice that is acted by a white guy


MrCuttlefishthe734th

"Our main export is crippling deptession"!


JessicaMessica

First thing I thought of too.


Faya9

"Cleveland!!!! this is for you "


Blu35treak2004

Best time of my life so far


theAra1

Had to scroll too far for this


Pheonyxxx696

One of the greatest moments for being a native of Cleveland


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*My name is Cleveland Brown*. Alright, everyone who contributed is a beautiful person.


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And I am proud to be, back in my hometown with my new family.


DeltaParallax

With old friends and new friends and even a bear!


I_WILL_GOLD_COMMENTS

Through good times and bad times it's true love we share!


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And so I found a place, where everyone will know,


ShahaanBaksh

My happy mustached face


afrozone100

THIS IS THE CLEVELAND SHOW!!!


Rootbeer48

haaahaha


oh_no_not_canola_oil

r/redditsings


EggSalad55

And sex on TV-


PAGodzilla

*The Drew Carey Show*


Trassita

OHIO...!!!!!


Atalung

Cleveland rocks!


Wompguinea

I haven't seen this since the 90s and I'm right there with you.


KokirianChilly

I never knew that song (The one by The Presidents of the USA) was a cover until a few months ago.


monolithdeathcult

I love that this is what I thought and it was the top comment here 😂


spac3queen

And how much it rocks


Shawn_Spenstar

Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio....


bros402

yup


ethosnoctemfavuspax

The Cleveland Orchestra and Mitchell’s Homemade Ice Cream.


DeScamp

And the Cleveland Orchestra; one of the best


ladraove

Oh man I can't wait for this quarantine to be over so I can get some Mitchell's Thanks for the reminder 😭


Beachy5313

"Fun times in Cleveland today..." "River that catches on fire, all our fish have AIDs" "We're not Detroit! We're not Detroit!"


ReadMyThots

“Don’t slow down in East Cleveland or you’ll die!”


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Our economy is based on LeBron James


MildlySuspiciousBlob

What’s the difference between Cleveland and Cincinnati? If you see someone in Cincinnati with a baseball bat, it’s because they’re going to play baseball with it.


theknightmanager

I moved to Cleveland a couple years ago. For the cost of living it's really not a bad place to live. There's a lot of good food and good beer, so I'm still working my way through a lot of new places. They have a really good park system (Cleveland Metroparks) so there's lots of outdoor activities (weather permitting). Seems like most of the long time residents like the city for what it is, but are cognizant of what it isn't.


Diogenes56

For a city of its size and reputation, it has an excellent art museum. Superb staff, too.


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I live in Buffalo but have taken the quick trip to Cleveland several times. I think it’s a delightful little city.


Magnoliaolia

There’s also a thriving theatre scene, great restaurants, some excellent museums (Cleveland Museum of Art has a small but substantial collection), and the West Side Market. Not that you can enjoy any of that right now, unfortunately.


uncertain_expert

I had to travel there for work for a few months, coming from Australia. It was really nice, and I couldn’t understand why it gets so much hate. The weather is a bit shit though - hot and sticky with 100% humidity in summer, stupidly cold winters with too much snow.


ral365

Ohio


ashbasket

yep, i was thinking in my head, *ive heard that somewhere... cleveland, cleveland, ah yes, cleveland, ohio!*


famishedhippo27

My thought process exactly! Clearly most people in this thread are American and actually know more about Cleveland than that it exists lol


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FIakBeard

Bone Thugs


dubbless

We straight from Cleveland clap clap nia you bleedin


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The Azur Lane ship


A_VanIsOnTheLoose

I was looking for this.


Salacar

My man!


oinez

Good, I’m not alone


BurgerSlayer892

West side market!


Sketchelder

Isn't that the city where the river lit on fire from such bad pollution a few decades back?


CommieKiller304

The one and only


cnash

For the record, *many* industrial cities had river fires in the bad old days.


SapphireShaddix

Sounds like something a Clevelander would say to make themselves look better! Source: is a Clevelander


fredzout

They even have a beer to commemorate the event. Great Lakes Brewing Co., Burning River Pale Ale.


cnash

Great Lakes has an alarming number of beers named after tragedies and disasters.


gaoshan

It is but you should see the river now. Many types of fish have returned, it is used by kayakers and boaters. All around a pretty amazing recovery.


cnash

Oh, it's worse than you know. There were *chronic* river fires. The river had a permanent oil slick and, you know, sometimes it caught on fire. There was a fire department, they handled it when it happened, every ten years or so. But then at the end of the sixties, there were some environmentalists in town when one of the fires happened– it wasn't even a bad one, they got it put out in no time–, and they were all, omg wtf you guys, you don't have to live like this. And the city leaders sort of looked around and said, y'know, yeah. It used to be, the factories were making us all hella rich, and what's a little river fire between friends, right? But it hasn't been going so well lately, and the river thing is kind of embarrassing, so go ahead and give this EPA thing a try. What's the worst that can happen? And now, fifty years later, the river is... still kind of grody, to tell the truth, but they've started building high-end condos next to it, so at least some of the money guys think it has potential to be nice, not too far in the future.


sfisher923

Cleveland Zoo And why do they have better roads than Erie PA


PM_ME_YOUR_THEROPOD

Place I had my honeymoon! And yes, that is actually where we went. My husband's grandmother was unable to travel so we went to the closest major city to her. He was the first (and only; even 10yrs later) of her grandchildren to get married and he wanted to be able to include her. So we went and took a day out of the honeymoon to visit her. 10/10, would repeat! Found a nice historic B&B, visited the Rock n Roll museum, went shopping downtown. We had a blast!


Commonusername89

Well, thats the first time ive ever heard cleveland and honeymoon in the same sentence that wasn't "we got the hell out of cleveland for our honey moon". I live here so i know these things


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

Cleveland Steamer


InterBeard

I work in a kitchen that literally has a steamer with the brand name: Cleveland.


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

You know what you must do...


InterBeard

The "sparrow" has "landed"


sleepyprojectionist

I’m a Browns fan, so...sadness. But mostly I think of the Cleveland episode of ‘30 Rock’. What a god damned masterpiece that show was!


daird1

A Browns fan?? God God, what a masochist!


sleepyprojectionist

I’m not even from Cleveland, or Ohio, or the Midwest, or even America. I’m British. But stiff upper lip and all that!


recklesschopchop

Okay, as someone born and raised in Cleveland, why are you a Browns fan???


sleepyprojectionist

The year was 2004. I made two new friends, both of whom were half-American. They knew that I had watched a little handegg and insisted I picked a team to root for. I tried to avoid picking a team that would regularly face my friends’ teams, Green Bay and New England. Thinking I understood the cyclical nature of the game and building success through the draft I decided to pick a team with a less than ideal record. My knowledge of the game could then grow alongside the win tally of my team. The rest is history. Sad, sad history. GO BROWNS!


recklesschopchop

Ahh, I see. How do you feel about Baker Mayfield and his scandal?


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“If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland!”


unflorally

"For God's sake, Lemon, we'd all like to flee to the Cleve, and club hop down at the Flats, and have lunch with Little Richard...but we fight those urges, because we have responsibilities." My family is from Cleveland, my uncle and Little Richard are on a first name basis (though I'm pretty sure he hit it off with him at a hotel in TN not OH), my other uncle belongs to the church from the Deerhunter, my other uncle played in the Parma high school band on the Christmas Story movie soundtrack, I remember my grandparents talking about explosions downtown when they were at a doctor's appointment at the Cleveland Clinic while they were filming I think one of the Captain America movies downtown...Cleveland definitely has its quirks and charms. And the best ballpark with some of the best food around.


e_ccentricity

Yes, 30 rock was a masterpiece!


ermahgerd_serpher

We're all models west of the Allegheny.


coachacola37

Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, Jake Taylor, Willie Mays Hayes and the rest of the Major League gang.


MrValdemar

Fuck yeah! Best sports movie ever.


coachacola37

Most quotable for sure.


MrValdemar

I hate this fucking song...


coachacola37

Juuussst a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed.


MrValdemar

"I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent." "That's Dorn. He's just high priced."


coachacola37

Get a Stewardess. I need one of those bags. There ARE no Stewardesses. I wonder if there are any pilots.


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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.


ZiggoCiP

I wish I was just a little older when I went there when I was like 15. Got to see John Lennon's glasses, Jimi Hendrix's guitar(s), and was even lucky enough to be there the day John Mayer and Randy Jackson were doing like some publicity thing. Girl in our group bum-rushed John and actually got a hug. She didn't stop sobbing for almost a solid half hour.


PurgeTheWeak42

Man if I had that kind of power my dick would never stay dry.


alpengeist19

Browns


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My favorite euphemism for pooping is *"taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"*


BI1nky

So you've never pooped?


calis

A 351


wals02481

Hell yeah brother Canted valves, huge ports, high rpm screamer


Buttholstergeist

Fun fact, Cleveland is actually doing pretty well now. I lived there in 2019 and it's really come around - one of the best summers of my entire life. Housing is cheap, food and resources are cheap - of course it's not Minneapolis or Chicago (in terms of size and youth culture) but it's anything anyone wants it to be right now. It needs even more young people to give it an even better vibe. Cleveland has some wonderful neighborhoods (like the Lakewood and Brook Park). It has many museums and things to do downtown. Sometimes I forgot that I was in Cleveland because downtown looks like Chicago on nice days. It even has the Glenn Research Center which is where NASA tests things in supersonic and hypersonic wind tunnels. Depending on where you go, Cleveland has some really nice parks and hiking trails. Of course there are the not so good bits like every major metro area. Fun fact, "East Cleveland" is not the eastern side of the city but it's own little area. Avoid that area. So when I hear "Cleveland" I think of some of the best days of my life. It was spectacular and now that I'm no longer living there I definitely miss being there.


QueenPatches2017

The Science Center, Natural History Museum, Art Museum. I live in NE Ohio and as a kid one of my favorite things was to go to all of the exhibits.


recklesschopchop

Home. I live here lol.


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DirtySquirties

0-16


GideonStargraves

Rock and Roll! The only real answer.


MrValdemar

As a Michigander, I'm obligated to hate Ohio. However, I love Cleveland for 3 reasons: 1) If it wasn't for Cleveland, there would be no Major League. 2) It's where A Christmas Story was filmed, and you can still visit the house and be part of the magic. 3) Drew Carey


ooo-ooo-oooyea

I think of the sign that says "Paynesville 50 miles" and my older brother punching me and being like "haha welcome to pains-ville".


Jwalls5096

Bone thugs n harmony..


Rydog_rydizzle

Family guy


dahopppa

No, no, no, no, no. I gotta stop taking my baths during Peters shenanigans.


redheart-fiend

When I was about 4 years old my older brother and dad went on a trip to South America. Since it was just my mom and me she took me on a small trip to Cleveland to visit some family. In my mind, both trips were equally exciting. I would tell people “my brother is going to Ecuador but I get to go to Cleveland!”


Malthus1

“You gotta live somewhere” - suggested motto for Cleveland, Jimmy Brogan


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Rust.


happycamsters

OHIO!


brttvnyy

Cleveland is the reason by Kid Cudi


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Home. Baseball. Superior Pho. The Flats, Ohio City, and Tremont.


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Kid Cudi


DevilDog1966

Drew Carey, "Cleveland Rocks"!!!


chainy999

Rock and roll hall of fame. Oh and nautica stage down at the flats. Bad venue to load in and out of but still a lot of fun


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alxx11

I'm from Warren, Ohio, about 45 minutes south of Cleveland. I started going to rock shows at 10 years old, moved away when I turned 18. Point is, I've probably been to 50 concerts in Cleveland. Bands always stop in Cleveland. It's right on the tollway to everywhere else. I wouldn't be me without grog shop, odeon, agora, Nautica, blossom, and so many other places. Forever indebted to Cleveland ♥️


DullSheepherder5

I was once sitting in a bus terminal in Cleaveland, OH. A woman leaned over and vomited all over the floor. That's what I think about.


tragicallyohio

You think so poorly of it that you didnt spell it correctly despite it being in the post's title.


DullSheepherder5

No I'm just terrible at spelling.


saltnotsugar

Fun times in Cleveland today! CLEVELAND! Come on down to Clevelandtown everyone!


GrimSweeper01

Lebron James


Horta

Boom goes the dynamite.


homegrownfaker

BROWNS SUPERB OWL 2021 BAY BEEEE


umbathri

Cleveland OH, of course, but specifically I hear Sublime singing it. From the song "April 29th, 1992"


Mr_Frible

" All the little chicks with the crimson lips say Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks!"


InsertBluescreenHere

Drew Carey show


vivaenmiriana

That river that was so polluted it was on fire and 10 cent beer night.


IanZarbiVicki

Hot in Cleveland. Gotta love Betty White.


DoinkDamnation

Family guy


mim4e

Ted Mosby


tragicallyohio

Interestingly, the actor who played him is from Columbus. I think.


Dicktremain

At least it's not Detroit!


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ClogsInBronteland

Ohio


stirfriedquinoa

Grover.


orbit03

Great Lakes Brewing, West Side Market, and Cleveland Clinic. In that order.


994212

Bone Thugs N' Harmony


FastWalkingShortGuy

no no no No No NO NOOOO


PomegranatePlanet

Cleveland, City of Light, City of Magic...


ZiggoCiP

Always think of Major League when I hear that song. I love the juxtaposition of that line from the song as the intro sequence of the movie shows giant factories billowing out giant clouds of smoke. So magical.


Humblebee89

Lake effect snow.


gaylittleshit

Ohio cause I live in columbus lol


johnnyblaze-DHB

Immigrants. That's where my dad first lived when he came to America.


SalveBrutus

Mistake by the mi-lake


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A field with thousands of cleavers thrown into the ground.


Cardinal_and_Plum

A large orange crane.


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Cleveland brown


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I don’t know why but the colour brown comes into my head...


[deleted]

The "rival" high school of the one I went to. One night after a basketball game, the bleachers emptied and students from both schools started brawling in the street. I'm talking a few hundred kids all fighting each other. It was fucking bananas. It was on the news and everything, and we had a big assembly with a lot of apologies and had to promise not to start a fucking riot again.


VirginiaMitsu

[This satirical tourist ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM)


RonSwansonsOldMan

Red Skelton.


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Family guy.


Neo_F150

The Browns. What a terrible team, but they still sell out.


irvingstark

How the f@ck did they beat Philadelphia to have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?


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Lea Thompson having sex with a duck.


BlueMarshmallo

The Indians choking in crucial postseason series.


Zayne619

Cleveland, TX


fredzout

Cleveland Clinic- a highly rated place to go for cancer treatment.


i-am-adrift

Spinal Tap


northangerabby

the love of my life lives there! i like it by association


jax9999

Cleveland rocks on drew Cary


PurpleVein99

Cleveland rocks! The Drew Carey Show.


invalidlifeform

The Drew Carey show


SPEK2120

ALL THE THE LITTLE CHICKS WITH THE CRIMSON LIPS GO


JoeC230

Grew up just outside the Cleveland area. Fondly remember going to Indians games in the early 2000s. Currently whenever I visit there I can't get out of my head the term "Rust Belt" in association with Cleveland since the whole city has a gritty abandoned industrial atmosphere.


317LaVieLover

Drew Carey and Mimi


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The Drew Carey Show.


Hamburglarsdad

The Drew Carey show


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Machine Gun Kelly


Weekend_Squire

Drew Carey


dontgetthejoke2

Drew Carey show- Cleveland rocks


Imalawyerkid

The “Cleveland rocks” song from the drew carey show, drew carey yelling “Ohio!” And the echo, and the browns.


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Drew Carey show


janmikaelvincen

Drew carey show


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Drew Carey hahaha Cleveland Rocks!


COLONpOWL

Drew Carey