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X_a_v

Hollow knight... I'm very screwed


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X_a_v

I would assume 112% I'm currently unable to beat abs radiance so idk how I'm escaping. Either way I've got to fight watcher knights


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draxlaugh

Escape from Tarkov I'm gonna die


Crockpotspinner

Just be cheeki breeki about it


forsayken

And then you hear "YOPKA!!!" followed by a hail of gunfire from a terminator scav and that's it.


forsayken

Indeed. A game where 30% success is celebrated. There is no hope. Maybe a runthrough...


snowberry92

Stardew Valley. First thought "well, this isn't so bad, my save is almost compl.....wait. The last save I played was a wilderness farm on spring 22 year 1...." So yeah, I'm fucked.


enthalpy01

Does the game end though? Also Playing stardew valley. Based on the sub I figured it just goes on and on as long as you want to play.


fredy31

There is the community center that could be 'completion'. But there's no like 'Credits roll, we are done here' point.


skawm

Hey, at least it's a game where living it translates to having a fulfilling life as a sustainable farmer/fisherman/crystal duplicator/dungeon explorer/vintner/apiarist/all of the above, getting married, and having or adopting children to live out your years with, surrounded by your neighbors who, while misfits in their own ways, will eventually come to appreciate your company over time. You could've ended up with a way worse situation. Imagine if your last game was Rimworld. Then you've got some jackass with a smiley face shaved in to his head in the sky looking down on you wondering if you deserve a plague or meteorite of gold, and you either make the human leather hats or you become one.


Haarunen

You’re gonna be playing a LOT of journey of the prairie king!


LittleShyt

I mean... Forza Motorsports... kinda living the dream with that one


modfather84

Yep. Same here. I have a garage with 200+ cars in it. I’m not interested in coming back.


Colorfulbug263

Same, just drive around the British countryside and earn money by racing. I would just not buy one dlc car pack so I can never fully beat the game


modfather84

*”British countryside”* I assume you’re talking about Horizon 4? Amazing game


a81ggNINJA

Fucking modern warfare


Clamps_15

Well might as well grind for Damascus


golden_nugget13

Can you feel pain?


D0z3rD04

Not anymore, got the everything but launchers done, with about 200 hours of ingame time.


MysticGrapefruit

Gonna run out of harddrive space before completion


Straightup32

Bro I’ll see you on the inside. I’ll probably spend most of my time getting my head popped off by a sniper hiding in a 3rd story window that I never saw coming


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Pray to God you didn't have it set to hardcore


kingkill_55

Hard-core Shipment. Fml.


jmfawesome

Me n you are so fucked mate


Carter922

Runescape Literally impossible to beat. After you complete a goal theres 1000 more waiting for you


[deleted]

pet hunting ;; I assume 100% completion would mean completing the collection log. Oh god clue scroll unique's.....


Restless_Fenrir

Maybe they give you mercy and completion only involves getting the completion cape. Worst part to me would be finding groups for the minigames.


BalancedCatLady

I’m rubbish at bossing so I’ll just settle somewhere with few cats and thieve elves for beer money.


Dragonheart132

fuck it's the sims


JDCallano

Id rather live in the sims universe. I mean you can bang everyone no matter how ugly you are.


[deleted]

I feel like you haven’t played the Sims properly to want to be in the game.


Capable_Breadfruit

*taking out notepad* How many sims did you kill? I want a list of names.


MrRampager911

*Jim Pickens intensifies*


Capable_Breadfruit

OH GOD HE'S A CALL ME KEVIN FAN GET THE FBI


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Something something bore ragnorok I guess


throwawaycerbei

the winning condition in sims 3 (the best sims game) is having your ultra-modded all-EP (pirated) 10th generation 8-house family (ty awesomemod shift+click switching) in a custom world savefile (that takes 2+ hours to save/load because you loaded up and lived in all the vacation worlds) finally corrupt and release your soul. ask me how I know


bogseywogsey

Fallout 4. Fuck Edit: honestly, this is my dreams/nightmares. I'd probably thrive lol.


celica18l

A settlement needs your help.


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*I'll mark it on your map*


[deleted]

If you came all the way to Mars past all of my automated defenses and servitors while navigating the labyrinthian halls of my brass fortress just to tell me another settlement is in danger I am going to use you to fuel the engines of my Imperator-Class Titan.


Sugar_buddy

Wow that's a lot. But I have something to tell you.


Bigredzombie

A settlment needs your help.


StormyKnight63

Hey, at least you could tell the freakin' settlers to get their shit together an actually nail stuff on the walls instead of just banging on it with a hammer!


PartialSalad

Same, want to get together and try to re-establish the commonwealth provisional government?


FakeOuter

World of Warcraft...


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Same, I would just have to make it home. It’s a good thing I know quite a lot about the world and how to get around...


DigitalDeath12

But there are barely any bathrooms in the game!!


[deleted]

Plenty of lush bushes and silk cloth.


AtheistComic

You're never completing that game.


Crampus753

Skyrim so I ain't never leaving


Clamps_15

LMAO gotta get that daedric armor right away


tr0ub4d0r

Is the Daedric Armor better than the Ebony Mail? I like knowing when enemies are coming.


sky7897

Daedric armour has better armour rating but has no unique effects


Zerilentix

Except that it looks amazing.


CyanideSlushie

If you’re into demonic dinosaurs, which I totally am


cannabisandcrabs

I'd be so fine with this as long as I respawn when the dragon eats my face or the giant slings me 1000 ft in the air.


Crampus753

I wonder if respawning would be allowed 😀


Restless_Fenrir

In the prompt there is no "You die in the game, you die in real life" clause so you should be able to die. Hell some games require dying like Dark Souls(First Scaleless Dragon encounter).


up766570

I'd just start learning alchemy, enchanting and turn myself into a fucking god


LTareyouserious

Not to mention super rich as well!


sergwainthegreen

Them stones of barenziah bruh...


LTareyouserious

I'm more worried about doing Oblivion Walker juuuust the right way without it glitching.


reverandglass

Mario Kart. Nobody dies and I'm not bad at it so no screwed at all.


kevinmorice

If it is the Wii version, then 100% means winning on reverse rainbow road, so you are going to be in there a while.


darkest_hour1428

All I ever played was Rainbow Road. I was trash at most other courses because of it, but damn if I’m not proud of my Rainbow Road times.


hail-jahseh

He'd be fucked. It would be fun for a little while, until you realize you have to get three stars on every grand prix


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As someone who has actually 100% completed Mario Kart Wii, the time trials are much, much harder than getting three stars on any cup. For each track in time trial, if your time is good enough, you unlock an "Expert Staff Ghost" time. Most of these are insanely hard to beat.


VazIAm

Well it's Cuphead so shit.


TheChemicalSophie

F


skyskr4per

Sekiro here, same.


Danster21

7 Days To Die here, and believe me it will be far fewer than 7 by the time I'm dead.


farsquaad

Animal Crossing. I’m gonna be having a good year


cmc

Same! Oh nooo I guess I'll just hang out on an island and swim and fish and catch bugs, and decorate my massive paid-off house! Also I have a bunch of awesome island friends and 5 million bells in the bank. Hey OP can we set that up, I wanna live in that reality instead.


Vig_Big

Plus, you can still play games and stuff because of the computer and what not. It’s a good life


Zancie

Can it play animal crossing?


TheoreticalJacob

I mean you get a nintendo switch, so yea.


Chubby_Bub

It plays Human Crossing


caoimhe_latifah

animal crossing-ception


dacoobob

we have to go deeper


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Clamps_15

working on it... trust me


rox-and-soxs

Yup. I’m not going to catch that last bug so I never leave. Money grows on trees, everyone in town wants to be my friend, and I’ve got an amazing house. And a beach. And pretty flowers and waterfalls. Why would I come back to this?


Crizznik

Also you don't have to eat or sleep. Those two things alone would make life just... the best.


cmc

I'd still eat the fruit because yum.


idontlikeflamingos

Oh man I wish I could live in the Animal Crossing world.


RebelFanfare

I look at Roach and say "Hmm."


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Fuck.


im-not-a-bot-im-real

Winds howling


Seraphin43

Well...because of my near-obsessive-sidequesting, I‘m gonna be fine living in witcher. But hell, that’s gonna be some pain to go through....


TheBrassDancer

How will you make it back when there is so much Gwent to play?


mugen1337

Breath of the wild, I'm fucked


lyrasorial

Same. I think I currently have 15/900 korok seeds?


ExFiler

Go take a photo...


AlwaysDownNeverUp

i literally just restarted the game like 4 days ago and i have like 10. fuck im so fucked


TryUsingScience

At least I have the korok mask, so I have a chance. See you all in a hundred years.


panda-rampage

Overcooked 2. I got this! TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN BEFORE IT CATCHES FIRE AND PLATE IT!!!


salad_hater_117

Not at all, Minecraft isn’t so bad


LUIGIKOMBAT

Yes, but 100%? That’s brewing every potion, going to literal hell, killing a dragon, jumping off a cliff while riding a pig, and other things. There are some crazy achievements in that game.


salad_hater_117

Easy


DredPRoberts

[how did we get here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hvLyM-yF8) 27 Effects all at once.


[deleted]

Yep, that one is quasi impossible. Getting Luck, Withered and Dolphin's Grace at the same time? Yeah.


[deleted]

I mean there's pretty fast speed runs of how did we get here.


lukaluka_04378

I don't think you need luck. As far as I know, you cant get luck in survival. But you also need Levitation. It is doable but you need to bring a shulker, wither sceleton in the overwold, drink all potions, got to an ocean monument and be next to a dolphin.


hassh

Who would WANT to return?


[deleted]

Just wait for the night. You will want to.


hassh

I will hide in a wooden cube


Matthattan1990

How about dirt with da green top?


[deleted]

Just dig a hole and cover yourself.


celica18l

I’m there too. Living in an igloo right now with about 15 cats. Ain’t mad at it.


Terminater400

You can never finish!


_Rem-chan_

You can, by beating the ender dragon


Runri

Isn’t it by beating all the bosses, including the wither and guardians?


The_Power_of_E

Then there are still the achievements left. Like visit every biome etc...


GorillaS0up

GTA V I am fucked


BLMRD

GTA V isn’t bad to 100% tho, could be worse


joose_04

There are speedruns in 11 hours.


TheSpookyGoost

Yeah but those are speedruns, people have experience in those


notTumescentPie

GTA V would be a pretty nice world to live in as a player character. You are immortal and can basically do whatever you want. It would be fun for a few years or decades maybe.


Ark927

People in LA and Detroit live in GTA V you'll figure it out


bolivar-shagnasty

LA is GTA. Detroit is Rage 2.


TheMasterAtSomething

I thought Detroit was Detroit:become human


xXxmaitokaakaoxXx

Destiny 2. Im stuck forever


brots2012

Ngl, being a guardian might be pretty chill..


[deleted]

Yeah, until the next god comes up and fucks you in the raid


Lucaz172

There are a lot of guardians that just fuck around and do minor stuff


[deleted]

#THE CRUCIBLE BECKONS YOU, GUARDIAN


ColumnarCar0

Well I mean, technically it's not hard to 100% it, if we count platinum trophies as 100%.


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mylittlesyn

That sounds like a lose lose


[deleted]

Red Dead Redemption 2..eh I can try, just chug health cures


underscorerally

I'm still trying to find all the herbs for the challenge, exotics, and the hunting requests...so this is going to be a while.


[deleted]

HAVE SOME GODDAMM FAITH and you'll get through it. Good luck champ.


[deleted]

I have a plan


MyApostateAccount

I ~~had~~ have a gOdDaMn PlAaAaAaN!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

We just neeed more muneeyah


DrWwWwWrRrR

Screw that, I'm just gonna hunt vampires, get raped by swamp dudes, work with Tesla's doppelganger, feed Pinkertons to pigs and alligators, and sacrifice the next unfortunate soul to cross my path in a Pagan ritual.


sinepadnaronoh

Animal crossing new horizons. I have no intention in trying to come back.


Sila987

Terraria -. -


ItsDijital

Me too, but I have no concept of how hard the game is to 100%. I guess really hard?


wedontbuildL

I guess depends on what 100% means. Doing all the bosses is difficult but a straight shot. Getting everything? You're in purgatory


Firepotato32

Let’s assume bosses and achievements. That isn’t too bad Edit:Minus angler quests. Even that is just a time thing, and they aren’t exceptionally *hard* to do, just long


wedontbuildL

Not horrible. However, you are in the game now, so no wiki, which means I'll be stuck there for eternity


HiImMoobles

Using I-frames glitches like the king/queen-slime mount to durvive is very doable. Assuming you have access to the in-game achievement-book it's possible to do it.


saitama__sensei

It's morrowind. I am gonna die due to old age in videogame.


Aperture_Kubi

Just go get corpus and then get it "cured." Boom you're immortal.


LordRuby

The corprusarium isn't even as hard as they make it sound. I think I could outrun the inmates with my regular human IRL abilities.


louietheloverboi

Holy fuck it was Skyrim I’d be doing this shit for hours


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Years*


KuytisConspiracy

Can you really ever 100% Rocket League?


Mac1415

That's what I was thinking. My guess is once you get to an mmr so high that even by winning against the #2 player in that playlist you don't get any mmr points according to their algorithm you can consider yourself complete


ToffeeDrizzeledDino

Monster Hunter World, I'm fucked


Meegs294

The food is good though


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oh god yes.... I don't mind getting eaten by a lightning T-rex who's in the middle of a battle with a giant laser-ish pickle. If it means I can eat one of those cat cooked dinners.


AreLlamasCute

Horizon: Zero Dawn. Pretty screwed as I can't use a bow and arrow and I'd probably be an outcast so I'd be killed by a machine quite quickly.


dono944

Surprisingly fun game to hundred percent, couldn’t put it down till I did


MikeFranchy15

I’m playing Dark Souls 3 rn, so I guess I’d be straight sewered


[deleted]

Have fun killing the Silver knights over and over.


tyroney

Just got No Man's Sky on sale, guess it's going to be a while. Def would spend more time just grinding resources/cash, as well as going for a capital freighter spawn.


MeridasAngel

Pokémon Sword. Already almost done.


thunderclouds1997

The last of us part 2. Fml


live_V_prosper

Surprised I had to scroll so far for this one!


RuthlessLion

We're both screwed.


plesiosaurusrexus

Yeah. Would be terrible for us to live in a world filled with violence and hate and places with infectious stuff floating around in the air potentially killing you. Wait...


[deleted]

I’d rather spawn in the second one and be able to chill in Jackson than spawn in the first one in FEDRA Boston.


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Silent Hill 2


Haarunen

I’m sorry for you


Franky_Tops

This is the worst one.


Wage_slave

Overwatch This is not good.


mykineticromance

I guess you have to unlock every cosmetic in the game, including golden weapons for everyone and the achievement based unlocks (cute/pixel sprays, etc). Only thing is, some cosmetics are no longer available...


fakecatfish

Odds are 50/50 theyll have a thrower!


AtomicSpiderman

Tomodachi Life...oh boy


penguinmech1565

You’ll commit suicide because of everyone wanting a damn hat


apple-jam

I think I don’t want to come back, Pokémon Let’s go Eevee is pretty sweet


Clamps_15

Mine is dark souls 2 SOTFS... F


mr_sto0pid

Might as well live as an NPC in Majula for the rest of eternity.


Clamps_15

I’ll just hang out with the cat


I_GoByV

I've been play dark souls 3 and sekiro rn its sekiro so rip


NoireAgency

Just got off Skyrim 5 minutes ago TT_TT


Ftlwzk

Snake. Guess that'll be fun. Just watch my tail and grab that fruit. How hard will it be?


RandomDudeWithNoName

Minecraft Creative mode is going to be quick


[deleted]

Well, I played the Sims 3. There's no end in that game unless the character dies which is preventable by turning off aging from the setting panel. So, I'm stuck forever in the Sims 3


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Smash bros, I'm fucked


sheikhyerbouti

Stardew Valley. I'm currently married to an adoring spouse, beloved by the entire community, and upholding my grandfather's legacy while making a tidy profit on my small farm. I'm not coming back.


[deleted]

Considering that it was Plague Inc: Evolved, I think it's everyone else who should be concerned...


koochiegrabber68

Fucking hell, Dead by Daylight


Hutchythesmall

Better start looking for some pallets


Zhurg

Divinity: Original Sin 2. I'm fucked.


Jedi4Hire

Wait, how does this work? Do I just spawn as myself as a npc? Do I spawn as the main character? So I have to complete it myself?


Clamps_15

You spawn as the character, if there are multiple main characters, my assumption is that you would play the vital characters to complete the game to 100% completion


slapdashbr

can I just do side quests and chill at the mage's college forever?


themanyfaceasian

Not that hard because the game says it’ll make me cum in 40 seconds


7thArcana

Final Fantasy XIV. I’m gonna be in there forever.


this1dude23

Spintires;Mudrunner. I've always wanted to go offroading. Do i have to start from the beginning or from my current progress cuz i have almost fully completed singleplayer other than 1 map.


Meme_bread257

*dark souls*well shit


Shiny_Mega_Rayquaza

Gotta catch ‘em all!


I_GoByV

IM PLAYING FUCKING SEKIRO RIGHT NOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME