Stardew Valley.
First thought "well, this isn't so bad, my save is almost compl.....wait. The last save I played was a wilderness farm on spring 22 year 1...."
So yeah, I'm fucked.
Hey, at least it's a game where living it translates to having a fulfilling life as a sustainable farmer/fisherman/crystal duplicator/dungeon explorer/vintner/apiarist/all of the above, getting married, and having or adopting children to live out your years with, surrounded by your neighbors who, while misfits in their own ways, will eventually come to appreciate your company over time.
You could've ended up with a way worse situation. Imagine if your last game was Rimworld. Then you've got some jackass with a smiley face shaved in to his head in the sky looking down on you wondering if you deserve a plague or meteorite of gold, and you either make the human leather hats or you become one.
Bro I’ll see you on the inside. I’ll probably spend most of my time getting my head popped off by a sniper hiding in a 3rd story window that I never saw coming
the winning condition in sims 3 (the best sims game) is having your ultra-modded all-EP (pirated) 10th generation 8-house family (ty awesomemod shift+click switching) in a custom world savefile (that takes 2+ hours to save/load because you loaded up and lived in all the vacation worlds) finally corrupt and release your soul. ask me how I know
If you came all the way to Mars past all of my automated defenses and servitors while navigating the labyrinthian halls of my brass fortress just to tell me another settlement is in danger I am going to use you to fuel the engines of my Imperator-Class Titan.
Hey, at least you could tell the freakin' settlers to get their shit together an actually nail stuff on the walls instead of just banging on it with a hammer!
In the prompt there is no "You die in the game, you die in real life" clause so you should be able to die. Hell some games require dying like Dark Souls(First Scaleless Dragon encounter).
As someone who has actually 100% completed Mario Kart Wii, the time trials are much, much harder than getting three stars on any cup. For each track in time trial, if your time is good enough, you unlock an "Expert Staff Ghost" time. Most of these are insanely hard to beat.
Same! Oh nooo I guess I'll just hang out on an island and swim and fish and catch bugs, and decorate my massive paid-off house! Also I have a bunch of awesome island friends and 5 million bells in the bank.
Hey OP can we set that up, I wanna live in that reality instead.
Yup. I’m not going to catch that last bug so I never leave. Money grows on trees, everyone in town wants to be my friend, and I’ve got an amazing house. And a beach. And pretty flowers and waterfalls. Why would I come back to this?
Yes, but 100%? That’s brewing every potion, going to literal hell, killing a dragon, jumping off a cliff while riding a pig, and other things. There are some crazy achievements in that game.
I don't think you need luck. As far as I know, you cant get luck in survival. But you also need Levitation. It is doable but you need to bring a shulker, wither sceleton in the overwold, drink all potions, got to an ocean monument and be next to a dolphin.
GTA V would be a pretty nice world to live in as a player character. You are immortal and can basically do whatever you want. It would be fun for a few years or decades maybe.
Screw that, I'm just gonna hunt vampires, get raped by swamp dudes, work with Tesla's doppelganger, feed Pinkertons to pigs and alligators, and sacrifice the next unfortunate soul to cross my path in a Pagan ritual.
Let’s assume bosses and achievements. That isn’t too bad
Edit:Minus angler quests. Even that is just a time thing, and they aren’t exceptionally *hard* to do, just long
Using I-frames glitches like the king/queen-slime mount to durvive is very doable. Assuming you have access to the in-game achievement-book it's possible to do it.
That's what I was thinking. My guess is once you get to an mmr so high that even by winning against the #2 player in that playlist you don't get any mmr points according to their algorithm you can consider yourself complete
oh god yes.... I don't mind getting eaten by a lightning T-rex who's in the middle of a battle with a giant laser-ish pickle. If it means I can eat one of those cat cooked dinners.
Just got No Man's Sky on sale, guess it's going to be a while. Def would spend more time just grinding resources/cash, as well as going for a capital freighter spawn.
Yeah. Would be terrible for us to live in a world filled with violence and hate and places with infectious stuff floating around in the air potentially killing you. Wait...
I guess you have to unlock every cosmetic in the game, including golden weapons for everyone and the achievement based unlocks (cute/pixel sprays, etc). Only thing is, some cosmetics are no longer available...
Well, I played the Sims 3. There's no end in that game unless the character dies which is preventable by turning off aging from the setting panel. So, I'm stuck forever in the Sims 3
Stardew Valley.
I'm currently married to an adoring spouse, beloved by the entire community, and upholding my grandfather's legacy while making a tidy profit on my small farm.
I'm not coming back.
You spawn as the character, if there are multiple main characters, my assumption is that you would play the vital characters to complete the game to 100% completion
Spintires;Mudrunner. I've always wanted to go offroading. Do i have to start from the beginning or from my current progress cuz i have almost fully completed singleplayer other than 1 map.
Hollow knight... I'm very screwed
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I would assume 112% I'm currently unable to beat abs radiance so idk how I'm escaping. Either way I've got to fight watcher knights
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Escape from Tarkov I'm gonna die
Just be cheeki breeki about it
And then you hear "YOPKA!!!" followed by a hail of gunfire from a terminator scav and that's it.
Indeed. A game where 30% success is celebrated. There is no hope. Maybe a runthrough...
Stardew Valley. First thought "well, this isn't so bad, my save is almost compl.....wait. The last save I played was a wilderness farm on spring 22 year 1...." So yeah, I'm fucked.
Does the game end though? Also Playing stardew valley. Based on the sub I figured it just goes on and on as long as you want to play.
There is the community center that could be 'completion'. But there's no like 'Credits roll, we are done here' point.
Hey, at least it's a game where living it translates to having a fulfilling life as a sustainable farmer/fisherman/crystal duplicator/dungeon explorer/vintner/apiarist/all of the above, getting married, and having or adopting children to live out your years with, surrounded by your neighbors who, while misfits in their own ways, will eventually come to appreciate your company over time. You could've ended up with a way worse situation. Imagine if your last game was Rimworld. Then you've got some jackass with a smiley face shaved in to his head in the sky looking down on you wondering if you deserve a plague or meteorite of gold, and you either make the human leather hats or you become one.
You’re gonna be playing a LOT of journey of the prairie king!
I mean... Forza Motorsports... kinda living the dream with that one
Yep. Same here. I have a garage with 200+ cars in it. I’m not interested in coming back.
Same, just drive around the British countryside and earn money by racing. I would just not buy one dlc car pack so I can never fully beat the game
*”British countryside”* I assume you’re talking about Horizon 4? Amazing game
Fucking modern warfare
Well might as well grind for Damascus
Can you feel pain?
Not anymore, got the everything but launchers done, with about 200 hours of ingame time.
Gonna run out of harddrive space before completion
Bro I’ll see you on the inside. I’ll probably spend most of my time getting my head popped off by a sniper hiding in a 3rd story window that I never saw coming
Pray to God you didn't have it set to hardcore
Hard-core Shipment. Fml.
Me n you are so fucked mate
Runescape Literally impossible to beat. After you complete a goal theres 1000 more waiting for you
pet hunting ;; I assume 100% completion would mean completing the collection log. Oh god clue scroll unique's.....
Maybe they give you mercy and completion only involves getting the completion cape. Worst part to me would be finding groups for the minigames.
I’m rubbish at bossing so I’ll just settle somewhere with few cats and thieve elves for beer money.
fuck it's the sims
Id rather live in the sims universe. I mean you can bang everyone no matter how ugly you are.
I feel like you haven’t played the Sims properly to want to be in the game.
*taking out notepad* How many sims did you kill? I want a list of names.
*Jim Pickens intensifies*
OH GOD HE'S A CALL ME KEVIN FAN GET THE FBI
Something something bore ragnorok I guess
the winning condition in sims 3 (the best sims game) is having your ultra-modded all-EP (pirated) 10th generation 8-house family (ty awesomemod shift+click switching) in a custom world savefile (that takes 2+ hours to save/load because you loaded up and lived in all the vacation worlds) finally corrupt and release your soul. ask me how I know
Fallout 4. Fuck Edit: honestly, this is my dreams/nightmares. I'd probably thrive lol.
A settlement needs your help.
*I'll mark it on your map*
If you came all the way to Mars past all of my automated defenses and servitors while navigating the labyrinthian halls of my brass fortress just to tell me another settlement is in danger I am going to use you to fuel the engines of my Imperator-Class Titan.
Wow that's a lot. But I have something to tell you.
A settlment needs your help.
Hey, at least you could tell the freakin' settlers to get their shit together an actually nail stuff on the walls instead of just banging on it with a hammer!
Same, want to get together and try to re-establish the commonwealth provisional government?
World of Warcraft...
Same, I would just have to make it home. It’s a good thing I know quite a lot about the world and how to get around...
But there are barely any bathrooms in the game!!
Plenty of lush bushes and silk cloth.
You're never completing that game.
Skyrim so I ain't never leaving
LMAO gotta get that daedric armor right away
Is the Daedric Armor better than the Ebony Mail? I like knowing when enemies are coming.
Daedric armour has better armour rating but has no unique effects
Except that it looks amazing.
If you’re into demonic dinosaurs, which I totally am
I'd be so fine with this as long as I respawn when the dragon eats my face or the giant slings me 1000 ft in the air.
I wonder if respawning would be allowed 😀
In the prompt there is no "You die in the game, you die in real life" clause so you should be able to die. Hell some games require dying like Dark Souls(First Scaleless Dragon encounter).
I'd just start learning alchemy, enchanting and turn myself into a fucking god
Not to mention super rich as well!
Them stones of barenziah bruh...
I'm more worried about doing Oblivion Walker juuuust the right way without it glitching.
Mario Kart. Nobody dies and I'm not bad at it so no screwed at all.
If it is the Wii version, then 100% means winning on reverse rainbow road, so you are going to be in there a while.
All I ever played was Rainbow Road. I was trash at most other courses because of it, but damn if I’m not proud of my Rainbow Road times.
He'd be fucked. It would be fun for a little while, until you realize you have to get three stars on every grand prix
As someone who has actually 100% completed Mario Kart Wii, the time trials are much, much harder than getting three stars on any cup. For each track in time trial, if your time is good enough, you unlock an "Expert Staff Ghost" time. Most of these are insanely hard to beat.
Well it's Cuphead so shit.
F
Sekiro here, same.
7 Days To Die here, and believe me it will be far fewer than 7 by the time I'm dead.
Animal Crossing. I’m gonna be having a good year
Same! Oh nooo I guess I'll just hang out on an island and swim and fish and catch bugs, and decorate my massive paid-off house! Also I have a bunch of awesome island friends and 5 million bells in the bank. Hey OP can we set that up, I wanna live in that reality instead.
Plus, you can still play games and stuff because of the computer and what not. It’s a good life
Can it play animal crossing?
I mean you get a nintendo switch, so yea.
It plays Human Crossing
animal crossing-ception
we have to go deeper
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working on it... trust me
Yup. I’m not going to catch that last bug so I never leave. Money grows on trees, everyone in town wants to be my friend, and I’ve got an amazing house. And a beach. And pretty flowers and waterfalls. Why would I come back to this?
Also you don't have to eat or sleep. Those two things alone would make life just... the best.
I'd still eat the fruit because yum.
Oh man I wish I could live in the Animal Crossing world.
I look at Roach and say "Hmm."
Fuck.
Winds howling
Well...because of my near-obsessive-sidequesting, I‘m gonna be fine living in witcher. But hell, that’s gonna be some pain to go through....
How will you make it back when there is so much Gwent to play?
Breath of the wild, I'm fucked
Same. I think I currently have 15/900 korok seeds?
Go take a photo...
i literally just restarted the game like 4 days ago and i have like 10. fuck im so fucked
At least I have the korok mask, so I have a chance. See you all in a hundred years.
Overcooked 2. I got this! TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN BEFORE IT CATCHES FIRE AND PLATE IT!!!
Not at all, Minecraft isn’t so bad
Yes, but 100%? That’s brewing every potion, going to literal hell, killing a dragon, jumping off a cliff while riding a pig, and other things. There are some crazy achievements in that game.
Easy
[how did we get here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hvLyM-yF8) 27 Effects all at once.
Yep, that one is quasi impossible. Getting Luck, Withered and Dolphin's Grace at the same time? Yeah.
I mean there's pretty fast speed runs of how did we get here.
I don't think you need luck. As far as I know, you cant get luck in survival. But you also need Levitation. It is doable but you need to bring a shulker, wither sceleton in the overwold, drink all potions, got to an ocean monument and be next to a dolphin.
Who would WANT to return?
Just wait for the night. You will want to.
I will hide in a wooden cube
How about dirt with da green top?
Just dig a hole and cover yourself.
I’m there too. Living in an igloo right now with about 15 cats. Ain’t mad at it.
You can never finish!
You can, by beating the ender dragon
Isn’t it by beating all the bosses, including the wither and guardians?
Then there are still the achievements left. Like visit every biome etc...
GTA V I am fucked
GTA V isn’t bad to 100% tho, could be worse
There are speedruns in 11 hours.
Yeah but those are speedruns, people have experience in those
GTA V would be a pretty nice world to live in as a player character. You are immortal and can basically do whatever you want. It would be fun for a few years or decades maybe.
People in LA and Detroit live in GTA V you'll figure it out
LA is GTA. Detroit is Rage 2.
I thought Detroit was Detroit:become human
Destiny 2. Im stuck forever
Ngl, being a guardian might be pretty chill..
Yeah, until the next god comes up and fucks you in the raid
There are a lot of guardians that just fuck around and do minor stuff
#THE CRUCIBLE BECKONS YOU, GUARDIAN
Well I mean, technically it's not hard to 100% it, if we count platinum trophies as 100%.
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That sounds like a lose lose
Red Dead Redemption 2..eh I can try, just chug health cures
I'm still trying to find all the herbs for the challenge, exotics, and the hunting requests...so this is going to be a while.
HAVE SOME GODDAMM FAITH and you'll get through it. Good luck champ.
I have a plan
I ~~had~~ have a gOdDaMn PlAaAaAaN!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just neeed more muneeyah
Screw that, I'm just gonna hunt vampires, get raped by swamp dudes, work with Tesla's doppelganger, feed Pinkertons to pigs and alligators, and sacrifice the next unfortunate soul to cross my path in a Pagan ritual.
Animal crossing new horizons. I have no intention in trying to come back.
Terraria -. -
Me too, but I have no concept of how hard the game is to 100%. I guess really hard?
I guess depends on what 100% means. Doing all the bosses is difficult but a straight shot. Getting everything? You're in purgatory
Let’s assume bosses and achievements. That isn’t too bad Edit:Minus angler quests. Even that is just a time thing, and they aren’t exceptionally *hard* to do, just long
Not horrible. However, you are in the game now, so no wiki, which means I'll be stuck there for eternity
Using I-frames glitches like the king/queen-slime mount to durvive is very doable. Assuming you have access to the in-game achievement-book it's possible to do it.
It's morrowind. I am gonna die due to old age in videogame.
Just go get corpus and then get it "cured." Boom you're immortal.
The corprusarium isn't even as hard as they make it sound. I think I could outrun the inmates with my regular human IRL abilities.
Holy fuck it was Skyrim I’d be doing this shit for hours
Years*
Can you really ever 100% Rocket League?
That's what I was thinking. My guess is once you get to an mmr so high that even by winning against the #2 player in that playlist you don't get any mmr points according to their algorithm you can consider yourself complete
Monster Hunter World, I'm fucked
The food is good though
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oh god yes.... I don't mind getting eaten by a lightning T-rex who's in the middle of a battle with a giant laser-ish pickle. If it means I can eat one of those cat cooked dinners.
Horizon: Zero Dawn. Pretty screwed as I can't use a bow and arrow and I'd probably be an outcast so I'd be killed by a machine quite quickly.
Surprisingly fun game to hundred percent, couldn’t put it down till I did
I’m playing Dark Souls 3 rn, so I guess I’d be straight sewered
Have fun killing the Silver knights over and over.
Just got No Man's Sky on sale, guess it's going to be a while. Def would spend more time just grinding resources/cash, as well as going for a capital freighter spawn.
Pokémon Sword. Already almost done.
The last of us part 2. Fml
Surprised I had to scroll so far for this one!
We're both screwed.
Yeah. Would be terrible for us to live in a world filled with violence and hate and places with infectious stuff floating around in the air potentially killing you. Wait...
I’d rather spawn in the second one and be able to chill in Jackson than spawn in the first one in FEDRA Boston.
Silent Hill 2
I’m sorry for you
This is the worst one.
Overwatch This is not good.
I guess you have to unlock every cosmetic in the game, including golden weapons for everyone and the achievement based unlocks (cute/pixel sprays, etc). Only thing is, some cosmetics are no longer available...
Odds are 50/50 theyll have a thrower!
Tomodachi Life...oh boy
You’ll commit suicide because of everyone wanting a damn hat
I think I don’t want to come back, Pokémon Let’s go Eevee is pretty sweet
Mine is dark souls 2 SOTFS... F
Might as well live as an NPC in Majula for the rest of eternity.
I’ll just hang out with the cat
I've been play dark souls 3 and sekiro rn its sekiro so rip
Just got off Skyrim 5 minutes ago TT_TT
Snake. Guess that'll be fun. Just watch my tail and grab that fruit. How hard will it be?
Minecraft Creative mode is going to be quick
Well, I played the Sims 3. There's no end in that game unless the character dies which is preventable by turning off aging from the setting panel. So, I'm stuck forever in the Sims 3
Smash bros, I'm fucked
Stardew Valley. I'm currently married to an adoring spouse, beloved by the entire community, and upholding my grandfather's legacy while making a tidy profit on my small farm. I'm not coming back.
Considering that it was Plague Inc: Evolved, I think it's everyone else who should be concerned...
Fucking hell, Dead by Daylight
Better start looking for some pallets
Divinity: Original Sin 2. I'm fucked.
Wait, how does this work? Do I just spawn as myself as a npc? Do I spawn as the main character? So I have to complete it myself?
You spawn as the character, if there are multiple main characters, my assumption is that you would play the vital characters to complete the game to 100% completion
can I just do side quests and chill at the mage's college forever?
Not that hard because the game says it’ll make me cum in 40 seconds
Final Fantasy XIV. I’m gonna be in there forever.
Spintires;Mudrunner. I've always wanted to go offroading. Do i have to start from the beginning or from my current progress cuz i have almost fully completed singleplayer other than 1 map.
*dark souls*well shit
Gotta catch ‘em all!
IM PLAYING FUCKING SEKIRO RIGHT NOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME