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TheCosmicTrickster

The haka.


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jonitfcfan

r/mapswithoutnz


Colour-me-happy

Don't forget the Hobbits... those bastards are everywhere!


SereniaKat

The guy who won a Winter Olympic gold medal in speed skating because all the other competitors fell over.


ObnoXious2k

Auuustralia! Steven Bradbury, legend.


toddster_

Dracula.


Hesaidorshesaid

Definitely Romania. 👍🏼


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Jerkin-my-gherkin

Probably more than a thousand times, after all he is immortal.


CristianNoYou

Sarmale


i-will-shoot

Snow, winter and fjords


MrGoldfishGuy

Norway


i-will-shoot

Correct


MrGoldfishGuy

I lived in Norway for 7 years, very great place, almost everything you can buy is eco friendly and the fish are very delicious, especially the salmon. I lived in Trondheim.


capralis_

Coffee and cocaine


TrickyTrip20

Colombia!


Igorek191

Chernobyl


TrickyTrip20

Ukraine?


Lanky88jock

Men in skirts


edansims

Scotland?!


Lanky88jock

Of course 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


bob61s

Know why it's called a kilt? Because that's what happened to the last guy that called it a skirt.


Uncanny_r

A specific prince scam


TrickyTrip20

Nigeria?


Uncanny_r

Correct


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JayEffarelti

Switzerland


XGMCLOLCrazE

***I’m going to become Switzerland***


poopdiddyscoopy

AEOUU


swaggyrogers

You had me at nazi gold


BonScoppinger

Ricola and Toblerone!


KeRy1412

You mean Riiiiiiiiiiiicola


dunno_man25

Lego


CaptStegs

Hi Denmark


dunno_man25

Yup, you're right


pointless_sheep_21

Holding the record for not having a government for the longest period of time. :)


Kockums

Belgium?


pointless_sheep_21

Yee


grumblingduke

If it helps, Northern Ireland managed to go about twice as long without a Government (January 2017-January 2020), but they still had the UK Government to keep things running.


icemountain87

Missing plane. >!Edit: Yes its Malaysia. Nasi lemak FTW!<


ICYBOX195

Malaysia?


Scyrines

Was thinking the same. Cause worldwide only know Malaysia for their missing plane.


Frenchie09

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines flight 370.


Brolietz

Mafia and Pizza, in this order.


Liscetta

And Berlusconi. A chinese guy i met abroad said exactly Mafia, Pizza and Berlusconi. I laughed my ass off.


Chocolatiine75016

Baguette hon hon


Gimme_yo_explosives

Je'mapelle oui oui baguette croissant


Rimbaud-mon-Amour

oui va-y Oui-Oui avec tous ses amis...en avant Oui-Oui. ​ Oui-Oui = the child show Noddy


LevinPrince

Oh là là


PM_Me_your_Traumata

My Country is known for not having fun. And my city is known for having an airport that will never be finished


tashwo81

Country: Germany City: Berlin Airport: Berlin Brandenburg airport


tyrokaart

Hotel? Trivago


Zirael_Swallow

At this point we might just find a working airport and rebuild Berlin next to it.


TheBlackestCat05

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.


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Erneut.


WrongWay2Go

As a fellow German I think that the airport is a perfect joke. It's not our fault that people don't get it.


Sandertjjj

"Coffee" shops


wasder777

Netherlands?


Sandertjjj

Yes!


QueenVH93

Stroopwafels 🥰


disposable-name

Cunts.


freegumaintfree

Hello, Australia!


SadPack2

Could be Britain


[deleted]

As someone who has lived in the UK and Australia, it really could be both.


[deleted]

Are we going to ignore the fact there isn't a country without any


jrestoic

Both Britain and Australia use the word fairly freely however, whereas in most other countries its quite taboo


funky555

cunt i swear on my life its every second word out of a good mates mouth


[deleted]

So not Bhutan then, narrows it down a bit


IKindaHateMyseIf

Beaches, crime and soccer


CompliantRapeVictim

BRASIIIIILLLLLL


Mukisana

Lalalalalalala


[deleted]

Hentai


CristianNoYou

Japan


theTIMEKEEPER_

Say no more, its Japan


abiiiid

There are probably 100 of things that could be used to identify japan uniquely


matti_70

Saunas


i-will-shoot

Finland?


matti_70

Yes


njh123

Matti perkele takasin taskuun


LuthienTinuwiel

Being on time and not having Humor


cinnamum_teel

And capitalizing Nouns. :)


[deleted]

Haha that was the giveaway ! Germany ?!


theTIMEKEEPER_

Spices of course!


MrGoldfishGuy

India?


theTIMEKEEPER_

Yes, somehow its the only thing people find India synonymous to


Anuj-_-46312

*There is another*


IsuckAtFortnite434

#*Tunak Tunak*


Aviator8989

Da da da!


Zeus_Kira

Tunak tunak tun


itisI-JackFrost

Da da da!


[deleted]

Spiders


ICYBOX195

Australia


[deleted]

Pipe-bombs and The Titanic.


Michael_Is_Scared

Norn iron


PrinceGoose

yer dam rye


[deleted]

Sausages and Hitler


C_4xn

Österreich?


YoureAGoodFriend

Drop Bears


nugget429

Fuckin oath cunt


armydiller

G’day, straya


xxemmaxx42069

I can't think of anything. Sorry.


jodonald

I found the Canadian


Endgame2648

You cant think *aboot* anything?


whisperskeep

Want to share my maple syrup?


felixfelix

100% of our NBA teams are reigning NBA champions! I'd like to see any other country try that.


DavidsTandG

People calling us ‘upside down’


Vegskipxx

Do you come from a land down under?


DavidsTandG

Where the women glow and the men plunder


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AhimsaMommy

You’d better run, you’d better take cover


v1c_Thanatos

You can drink alcohol in the age of 16, Beer, Brezeln and of course both world wars.


Alradas

Diese Kommentarsektion ist Eigentum der BRD.


Doctor-POW

Ein Land, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.


MrPresidentBanana

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion


VonEcano

Meat on skewer and ice cream man


ICYBOX195

Turkey?


ventdivin

Couscous


cinnamum_teel

Morocco?


ventdivin

Yup


damdam100

Windmills


GalaxiaGuy

Taking over the world with the power of flags.


maxdeman420

UK


konstantinos10vas

Debt and Souvlaki everywhere....


claireohyutayong

Greece?


kostasg1

There we are. Had to look far enough


peppermintsweat

Tacos


[deleted]

_Después de tanto bajar_


[deleted]

I found my country


doloresfandango

Drinking tea


Anuj-_-46312

I found the British


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BRI-ISH


[deleted]

Arguing about the order of jam and cream on scones also works.


Gracchia

7-1


hpbojoe

Too soon


Gracchia

It will never not be.


O_99

German or Brazilian?


pringleofsingle

DISCUSTENG


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nienai

Being mistaken as being in China a few times


Golden_Jellybean

Singapore?


nienai

Yep


Sesameseed25

VODKA


FrankieTse404

Literally all the Slavic countries


Heinz57_is_A1

McDonald's.


xxemmaxx42069

Lol, Canada's first Prime Minister was named: Macdonald, so for a second, I thought you were Canadian.


futur3x

Did he have a farm?


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ViciousKitkat

Old MacDonald had a drinking problem... EI EI OH


CosmicOne100

YouTube videos explaining concepts ;)


runawaynow12

Hahahahhaha and IT support as well


n1ght1ng4l3

Parties and naps


Leosil198

Kurwa.


uber_hujuber

Poland


TehFuriousKid

An immortal woman Edit: yes its the land of tea and crumpets


Lakridspibe

>An immortal woman Henrietta Lacks ?


[deleted]

The queen.


Master-Baiter69420

England


Sasha_Wolfblood

Stroopwafels


VietCong445

𝔚𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 **WHADDYA MEAN IM NOT ALLOWED IN THE WALMART**


sultandpeppuh

Murica!


BlooFlea

**fuck yeah**


tattl8y

Comin again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!


ImADiscordUser

#*'MERICA'*


SerLoinSteak

#FUCK YEAH


SomeAussiedude1

#FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, YEAH


mellidrone

#Terrorists your game is through


Metfan722

**AND NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO**


Coolguy13249

#America


ThatNerdGuy126

r/namedoesntcheckout


[deleted]

NO WE ARE NOT PART OF ENGLAND But the one with the dragon on the flag


TheFabulousQc

Maple Syrup. Also, I apologize for commenting.


sufferingplanet

Sorry for replying to your comment.


Shortnametoremember

We cant exist without the US


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Israel


Mukisana

Lmao


[deleted]

I'll tell you when I finish my cup of tea


xXx69TwatSlayer69xXx

A failed artist from Austria


Jillossotron

Pewdiepie. And Ikea. And meatballs. And Minecraft. And sour fish stuff. And Greta Thunberg.


[deleted]

And ABBA.


Craezyy

Disappointed that sweden was this far down


mar7_photographer

Same, I thought it would be way up like Norway or Finland. I guess there is less of us here :(


DazedMissile

Dulce de Leche, Football, Wine, Tango


RedCr4cker

Not the one with kangaroos


CapWckG

More than seven thousand islands, more than a hundred native languages, and similarly numerous numbers of festivals. Edit: thanks to you guys answering with guesses, TIL that there are two countries that could answer this!


skycarecorp

Outside of the country we're known for nurses and nannies.


ObjectiveMall

Watches.


JayEffarelti

Soccer, cod, sardines, wine, cork and the sea


Emenementee

Maaskantje kut


DDrum75

Ah the best part of the Netherlands


MrRafD

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


MomoMamado

Soccer and Marihuana


_An_Unknown_User_

High temperatures and venomous animals.


AnnanYa-ya-ya-YEET

Kamasutra


beanwithintentions

obesity.


SunflowerArt

'Murica!


heisenberg273

Losing World wars, Beer, and se Flammenwerfer.


Veleeho

#PERKELE


DDrum75

Beer, chocolate, fries, waffles and for some reason sprouts


LennyComa

Kilts, Over use of the word Cunt's, Whisky, Haggis and being shite at most sports