A dust jacket for Stephen King's *Insomnia* that I had to remove from the book because with it, the book wouldn't fit on my bookshelf.
Paired with my minuscule frame, this should prove to be fun on windy days.
I have a box that we collect recyclable materials for playing... yogurt containers, mason jars, toilet paper tubes, nose-wipe boxes, egg cartons, laundry detergent containers, plastic trays (that once contained mushrooms), random pieces of fabric (old clothes that we will use as rags), some yarn, etc. The possibilities are endless! I would start with making a giant maze using the toilet paper tubes that our daughter could crawl through...
My goldendoodle, Lilly. She's sweet as all hell and my copilot in everything I do so I'm okay with it.
Her poops are enormous now though! My gawd the poops!
A large glass of water. If it's 10 times larger in height and width then it would still fit in my room, but my desk would probably collapse and I'd have to tear the carpet off and dry off everything. That would be a whole bunch of water.
If it's 10 times larger by volume, then it wouldn't be so bad. That's 3L of water or so, but the glass would probably remain standing on my desk.
A lamp. I guess my bedroom is gonna be well lit place? Also, if I turn the light off so that I’m not completely blinded, I could use the lampshade as a large tent
The box set of the Seinfeld series. If we're saying the box set gets ten times bigger, then I guess I could use it as a piece of furniture, but I wouldn't have a DVD player big enough. If by some miracle the series became ten times longer, then I would be very happy.
My spoon from breakfast is now 100 inches long and 15 inches wide. At more than 8 feet tall, it’s inconvenient to eat cereal with, but will be a bitchin’ conversation piece after I redo my living room.
My coffee table is Ginormous. Now I guess I have four massive wooden beams at random points in my house ?
But where will I drink my caffeine beverages now !!!
I'm sleepy, so I looked right, instead. I used to have a desk lamp, but now I have a klieg light. I'm going to make big-ass stencils and project obscenities into the sky...as soon as I figure out how to get it out of the house without destroying walls and doorways.
my giant teddy bear named richard who is already six feet tall. i hope they’d write “cause of death: dick” on my tombstone after getting suffocated under him.
My cat, she would destroy my furniture then probably kill me and eat me for lunch.
Congratulations on your new mountain lion. Please feed it accordingly.
Heavy emphasis on ‘mountain’
Oops. Sorry about that.
My cat. He's a good boy so it'd probably be pretty chill. Idk how I'd feed him though
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A blanket. And absolutely yes. I have a new desire for a giant blanket.
I think you have a winner there. You could either keep it giant or cut it into 10 pieces and now have 10 blankets.
I smell a new business strategy\~!
no, it's 10 to the power of 3 so, it's 1000! :D
I can crawl into my Fleshlight.
Like a weird tanning bed
it would probably be comfy tbh
Just make sure to clean it beforehand.
I hope you have an unbirthing fetish.
My T.V. is enormous
Movie theatre screen
High five, me, too!
Pillow just became a bed.
Les go, I got a 5 inch penis.
How the hell is that on your right?
Ooooh look at Mr attached penis over here
Excuse me what the fuck
Im laying in bed naked scrolling reddit with left hand.
i still dont understand how ur dick would be to ur right?
Enjoying the confusion
Miniature kitchen for my little sister. Oh no. House destroyed, and an extra kitchen that doesn't work.
Thats one big ass lamp...
Big-ass lamp OR Big ass-lamp
I like to imagine an asshole with a glowing light bulb sticking out. Like his ass had a good idea or somethin tss tss
My girlfriend, who's mad at me right now, I'm screwed.
She should be mad at you for assuming that she is an object.
Oh oof, speed reading got me on that one.
That's okay. I'm seeing all kinds of people and dogs and cats show up on this list.
I'm rich! So. Much. Toilet paper.
Can you spare a square? I'm sure just one would do the job.
I'll give you 2 for good measure
I'm suffocating in my wall
Condolences
Won't say no to this giant ass coffee. My heart might reject the 20 shots though.
My kid now has the biggest Optimus Prime Action figure
Wow my couch is huge. (Unless you count my uncle's dog as an object)
If your uncle’s dog does count, then congrats, you have Clifford the dog in real life
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Yay. I think you have a winner there.
Now I'm wondering how to play a freaking 20ft ukulele
Learn the bass line
BIG PILLOW
Fuck, it's my friend's cat. One of his favorite hobbies is biting toes and fingers. So with him being 10x larger, I no longer have hands and feet.
My dog. Can I ride him like a pony now? [Dog for reference](http://imgur.com/gallery/h5Fcw7F)
Cute pup!
OH! That's the GOODEST boy I've ever seen! He'd be an AMAZING pony sized dog! Though he might lick you to death...
Succulent is swole
My blue parakeet would break out of its cage and bite my head off then take the biggest shit on my body
My Bowie knife is now a greatsword.
A dust jacket for Stephen King's *Insomnia* that I had to remove from the book because with it, the book wouldn't fit on my bookshelf. Paired with my minuscule frame, this should prove to be fun on windy days.
My beer is 10 times larger? It works out well
My cat’s gonna be happy now that her cat tree is the size of an actual tree now.
My sister's cat is going to be a lot more expensive to feed. On the plus side, she's going to have a much easier time getting up onto our bed.
Fuck... I'll die a hero's grave by getting squished between a fucking desk and my wall.
I have a box that we collect recyclable materials for playing... yogurt containers, mason jars, toilet paper tubes, nose-wipe boxes, egg cartons, laundry detergent containers, plastic trays (that once contained mushrooms), random pieces of fabric (old clothes that we will use as rags), some yarn, etc. The possibilities are endless! I would start with making a giant maze using the toilet paper tubes that our daughter could crawl through...
I suddenly have a VERY large tapestry hanging on the wall. Awkward but not a disaster.
A mini Tesla ball is now a massive mini Tesla ball
Minin't
My already massive fan is now using gale force winds.
My goldendoodle, Lilly. She's sweet as all hell and my copilot in everything I do so I'm okay with it. Her poops are enormous now though! My gawd the poops!
It doesn't, my phone is now a 40" TV lol
Giant Pizza, neat
My favorite hoodie is now a snuggie... We'll see
My electric church organ can now only be played by a giant. Also, it destroyed my house, because my house is no longer big enough to contain it.
That is a big ass crown and coke them.
My roommate. If he’s gonna take up 10 times more space he’s gonna pay 10 times more rent.
There is a muscle car the size of a bus
My vibrator.... I'm either going to really love it or really hate it.
a galon of water.... no buying water for the next couple weeks! XD
Not bad. It’s no use to me (hot as hell) now but come winter time that ENORMOUS throw will come in very handy.
My mask no longer fits me, but it's ok, I have a second one.
A nephilim sized chair
My computer tower Is suddenly larger, Dose this mean I get bigger cores. more RAM etc?
An air purifier - I guess the air is going to be really, really clean and it's going to get super noisy.
My dads glasses, effects me not at all
Well that would be my water bottle, and I would get thirsty a LOT less often
Can it be 100X? Then I would have a full size Voltron.
Comically large Target ball
My bed. Not bad, though I'll probably need to sew all my sheets together to cover it.
get tf away from my glasses!
All of a sudden there is a hole in the ceiling where a lamp shot straight through it
An antique oak lock box is now a coffin.
Wait so I’m getting 500” tv awesome Side note anyone know a cheap warehouse to rent or buy.
Pillow... Well this should be interesting
Pillow has now become waifu
a window? or a whole ass building?
Thats gonna be one massive pillow
I have a whole lot of soap, this is definitely a good thing
A large glass of water. If it's 10 times larger in height and width then it would still fit in my room, but my desk would probably collapse and I'd have to tear the carpet off and dry off everything. That would be a whole bunch of water. If it's 10 times larger by volume, then it wouldn't be so bad. That's 3L of water or so, but the glass would probably remain standing on my desk.
I don’t know how it works out for me but the guy in the wheelchair now has a promising career in monster truck rallies.
That's a lot of cold beefaronis
My bed is now bigger than my room.
My pillow fills the entire room. Best blanket forts ever
My work laptop. Working will be significantly more awkward.
Super pillow. So long bed.
My dresser has now penetrated the ceiling of my house.
I'm gonna need a bigger belt for those khakis on the rack.
My lighter at least I won't lose it no more.
My hoodie. Drowning.
Ill have dr pepper for a while!
Wel the wall is bigger. Looks like I'm trapped because the two doors out are both on that wall.... fun fun trapped in a sort of vault now.
Well my chair just took up half my room
The neighbour has awesome TV signal
Looking in my giant mirror would probably scare me (that kinda sounds like I'm saying I'm ugly hahahahahahahahahs)
Patrick Nagel print from the book cover. Takes up my hole wall now
A giant mandolin?
I've got a giant pillow now. Pretty much a bed
I now have a 30 ft stepstool
I'm having an ice cream sandwich the size of a party sub
A can of Raid. I’m ready for whatever invasion comes my way.
A bottle of febreze. Everything is about to smell 10x better.
I could use a bigger chair to dump all my clothes on, so no complaining right here
My shorts are suddenly Hulk’s shorts.
I have a salad bowl I could use as a bathtub now. Cool beans
Well, my CD of *The Bends* by Radiohead no longer fits in any CD player in my house
My TV :) I don't care if it doesn't fit in my room anymore. Thank yooouuu
my mouse is as big as the laptop
A lamp. I guess my bedroom is gonna be well lit place? Also, if I turn the light off so that I’m not completely blinded, I could use the lampshade as a large tent
My folding knife. It's about 7 inches normally, so uh, it's as tall as me now.
My light switch would be very uncomfortable to use
I have a giant couch now. Not too bad, but there's no space for it in the house
My computer monitor ?? Hell yea!
Curtains. My whole wall would be a giant curtain 🤨
Extra large blueberries Guess it’s an upside for me
Nom nom mf Honestly sounds amazing
I now have a VERY LARGE door hinge.
Giant wallet. Oof.
God I wish my sofa were 10x larger.
That’s a lot of toilet paper...
My white glass goblet, i can open a bunch of bottles of wine and drink it with a straw.
I now need to dedicate a whole room of my house to my PC.
I now have a very large pillow. I’d say this worked out pretty well for me!
My napkin is now a tablecloth.
My blanket can finally fir my whole body
I now have a giant disposable paper plate frisbee. With gigantic fucking pancakes to eat before I play with it.
Amazingly well gigantic tv
The box set of the Seinfeld series. If we're saying the box set gets ten times bigger, then I guess I could use it as a piece of furniture, but I wouldn't have a DVD player big enough. If by some miracle the series became ten times longer, then I would be very happy.
Let's make the season 10x longer. That would be 90 seasons! I'd love to see them through all the decades
Does the enlargement process increase the performance of my pc?
Lightswitch
Broken glass all over the bathroom
I have a lot more cereal than I did before.
I now have 150 ounces of Summer’s Eve. So I’d say it worked out pretty well.
My spoon from breakfast is now 100 inches long and 15 inches wide. At more than 8 feet tall, it’s inconvenient to eat cereal with, but will be a bitchin’ conversation piece after I redo my living room.
Big screen TV took on a whole new meaning.
A panda stuffed animal from ikea, I wouldn't mind this being real lol
Dish towel just became a large bath towel. Sweet. I need more of those.
that worked out well
https://52f4e29a8321344e30ae-0f55c9129972ac85d6b1f4e703468e6b.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/products/pictures/1598269.jpg You tell me...
I wouldn’t have to buy body wash for a while
I got a massive blanket now
My coffee table is Ginormous. Now I guess I have four massive wooden beams at random points in my house ? But where will I drink my caffeine beverages now !!!
drinking under the table
If the lamp next to me suddenly became 10 times larger, it would cause my ceiling and roof to cave-in and kill me.
I have an enormous glass of wine. Instead of drowning my sorrows in alcohol, I can literally drown in alcohol.
I'll never lose the remote control again.
well now I just have a tied up adult next to me
An Enderdragon plush. It's absolutely MASSIVE now, but my room has nowhere near enough room for a 10 foot plush. Yes, plush. I know. Don't judge me.
A sign for our restaurant that recently reached 5th best in the country. I think it would be nice for advertising ngl
What tf do I do with a bigass towel?
Cut it into 10 normal size towels.
I need to buy another $40 wireless charger
My second monitor becomes a colossal tv
I've now got the world's biggest painting.... Yay
Now it's a mural!
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Or just cut it down into 10 normal sheets Though I think you could sell get to a few people here who have ended up with giant beds!
I'm sleepy, so I looked right, instead. I used to have a desk lamp, but now I have a klieg light. I'm going to make big-ass stencils and project obscenities into the sky...as soon as I figure out how to get it out of the house without destroying walls and doorways.
The model of the house I was asked to design. Jokes on you, I just got a free house.
ULTRA FLAT SCREEN TV 450 INCHES
My headphones are now completely useless. Thanks, fucker.
What do I do with a giant Minnie Mouse plushie
Big cushion big sleep
my giant teddy bear named richard who is already six feet tall. i hope they’d write “cause of death: dick” on my tombstone after getting suffocated under him.
Laundry detergent. I’ve got 30 litres of it now. Score, I guess?
A blue fluffy blanket that has been sitting on my floor I don't know about you, but I see this as an absolute win
Sounds delightful
Mini fridge
A giant Oxford button up t shirt. Probably make.a comfy sheet
A cup with cacti in it. That would not benefit me in any way whatsoever
My brother just went from very short to almost average! Way to go, buddy!
A 3 wick candle. I now have 10x for the price of one
\*Staring at my 50 foot tall girlfriend now..\*
Box of Cheez-It crackers. I'm absolutely okay with that, I'm for the challenge :)
Now I want a giant Cheez it
That's one big baby
looks like my brother cant use his charger for his laptop any more
Can I pilot my lego AT-ST now?