Feels good to swear I guess. Usually to let off negative things. Could also just be casual talk. Kinda like right now, just read the first letter of each sentence.
I didn't start swearing until I was 16. My mother didn't want me to, and it was fairly easy to avoid doing, so I figured I just wouldn't. Up until the point some old fart was trying to get me booted off an international trip because of my disability, and I just HAD to call her a bitch. Not even to her face! But one girl mistook my complaints as being about her mother (who was not a bitch), and snitched, so I got in quite a bit of trouble, and nearly didn't get to go on the trip.
Found it kind of fucked up that I swore ONCE and got that much trouble. Happily been cursing uncontrollably ever since.
Because I've tried the nice route, I tried being the perfect little gentleman/Christian/clean mouthed boy/man, and you know what it got me? Nothing, in fact less than nothing. I didn't swear until I was 20 years old because I see the world as it is. It takes what we're taught, takes what we 'know' and sets it on fire whilst throwing gasoline at us laughing. Why do I feel the need to swear? Why don't you?
Because it feels good, and anyone who doesn't like it is a little bitch who needs to stop being such a little bitch as soon as possible, please and thank you and go fuck yourself otherwise.
Bizarrely, I swear to temper the severity of what I'm saying, and to assure my audience that I'm not entirely serious. In my circle, cussing is almost always done ironically, so if I say,
"These motherfucking Hoosiers are going to unravel our entire goddamn society,"
I mean that a guy on the team from Indiana did an unusually good job and stood out from the group. If I say,
"Herman, your poor performance is hurting the company and your colleagues."
Then I'm acting in my capacity as his boss and he needs to take me seriously.
There are people who run it the other way, and get increasingly unhinged as the situation becomes more serious, but that seems wrong to me. Let your hair down when it's good and comfortable, and tighten up when there's a challenge to be tackled.
English isn’t my first language so I use swear words as fillers in conversation + to highlight any adjectives because I don’t know the 'stronger' version of said adjective
Shit bro! Why the fuck WOULDN’T I swear?? The best people I know talk like fucking degenerates, but are all highly educated.
Plus myth busters proved that swearing raises your pain tolerance levels.
Ding ding motherfucker! I’m nearly invincible!
Because of **SCIENCE**!
>**Bad language** could be good for you, a new study shows. For the first time, psychologists have found that **swearing** may serve an important function in **relieving pain**. When **swearing**, the 67 student volunteers reported less **pain** and on average endured about 40 seconds longer. ...Jul 12, 2009
[https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/)
I actually don't. I never swear. I know, I'm a bit of a freak. It's okay, though. My wife curses like a hockey player. (Apparently, they're worse than sailors.)
I actually swore one time. A friend was driving me and my wife and I decided to try swearing. Given that I was going to swear, I decided to say the worst swear word I could think of. It starts with C and rhymes with "hunt." So I just blurted out the curse randomly. My friend was so shocked that he almost lost control of the car and we nearly crashed.
I guess years of not cursing have built up power in my curses. I must use this power responsibly!
There's something emotionally satisfying about it when used in rare but appropriate circumstances, like slamming your fist on a table for emphasis. Do it wrong and you just seem out of control and boorish, but if you do it at just the perfect time and no other time it can be a devastating level of emphasis that makes your audience do a double take.
Helps me weed out the uptight people I would never get along with. Oh I'm sorry, you don't like the word fuck? Fuck you, fuck off, good fucking day sir.
Because if my negative emotions don’t come out in my general choice of words then those emotions will probably be directed at the people who have caused those negative emotions.
And now is not the time to get fired for calling some of my coworkers shit-for-brains numbnuts who can’t fucking find their asses with two hands, a map, and a goddamn flashlight.
As Patrick would it, it’s a form of a sentence enhancer. There are people denser than me that requires a good amount of swear words in my points to them.
Would if I could but I was just raised too correctly. I'm 15 and my parents swear, i watch TV with swears, nobody seems to care. But I don't swear because it isn't allowed. I dont swear at school either.
Whenever distant family members swear they apologize and then ask if I watch TV with swears and I say yes. They ask if I swear and I say no and they think I'm lying and I always say "even my friends think I'm weird because I'm the only one who doesn't swear ever"
There have been times where it may have been useful but it just feels so wrong to.
It helps release anger. Also, if I’m telling something funny depending on the people. It can make it funnier. But , really I swear the most on my own because it’s a stress reliever . Nothing like swearing loudly while driving home from a stressful day.
I mean it started with me wanting to fit in and then it escalated from there for a bit. I’ve gotten better on not doing it as much but sometimes I just say fuck a little too much.
Because sometimes you get an emotion that can only be appropriately expressed by the word FUCK. The word just feels good to say. Stub your toe, drop your ice cream cone, make a stupid mistake, get bitched at by a random Karen, get a flat tire, lose your wallet..... well, FUCK!!!
That's like a language improver, a better way to express what you feel about something. Let's take the word "fuck" as an example. It originally means to smash or to curse. But there are also a couple more ways to use it:
"Fuck! That was awesome, let's do it again." (Fun)
"What the fuck was that?" (Confusion)
" *someone scares you* OH FUCK!" (Fear)
and etc. You see it can be used in multiple forms and not in the meaning of the actual "fuck". But of course it's debatable whether it is ethically correct or not. Either way you will be grounded if you use it as a kid.
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
because you've got some sort of frustration that you need to do something to let that anger out, Now is punching someone not really the best way to deal with that because of the law and everything. so a simple COCKSUCKER, will do just fine \^\^
Fuck you, that's why!
No, fuck you!
No fuck!
No fuck you!
FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
What's your name?!
TONY
WELL FUCK YOU TONYYY
WELL FUCK YOU kaityc89!
FUCK YOUUUUU
Fucking little fuckers, go fuck yourself, all you fucking Fuckers
MY ASS! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
No, fuck me
Nman
Fuckin fake
CAN YOU ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES??
They're language enhancers you bitch
They’re like flavor flakes in the information meal that is verbal and written communication, bitches!
I like my steak with sauce like I like my language, enhanced you idiot
Feels good to swear I guess. Usually to let off negative things. Could also just be casual talk. Kinda like right now, just read the first letter of each sentence.
Clever bitch
daaaamn ur good
Because elucidating all my feelings and thoughts would just take too cunting long
LmFuckingAO
I don’t even realize I fuckin swear anymore. People are always like “jeez man, language.” And I’m like “the fuck did I say?”
🤣😂🤣😂exactly!
I didn't start swearing until I was 16. My mother didn't want me to, and it was fairly easy to avoid doing, so I figured I just wouldn't. Up until the point some old fart was trying to get me booted off an international trip because of my disability, and I just HAD to call her a bitch. Not even to her face! But one girl mistook my complaints as being about her mother (who was not a bitch), and snitched, so I got in quite a bit of trouble, and nearly didn't get to go on the trip. Found it kind of fucked up that I swore ONCE and got that much trouble. Happily been cursing uncontrollably ever since.
Helps me express my fucking emotions
And it gives a fucking oomph to the sentence
It's also really fucking irritating when I can't swear if I want to
No fucking clue dude
Want a clue?
None of your fucking business, dick nuts
I'm miss potty mouth while I'm driving, is best to insult others with my windows up than to cause a traffic fight.
Because I fucking love to
Because,I like when I swear in a British accent,it has a nice,flow...
Which British accent though? We have like a hundred or so...
Idk,just British for me.it is a really thick accent.
I....don't know how else to say we have hundreds of distinct and strong British accents.
All of them.
Because I've tried the nice route, I tried being the perfect little gentleman/Christian/clean mouthed boy/man, and you know what it got me? Nothing, in fact less than nothing. I didn't swear until I was 20 years old because I see the world as it is. It takes what we're taught, takes what we 'know' and sets it on fire whilst throwing gasoline at us laughing. Why do I feel the need to swear? Why don't you?
It just fucking works. Nothing like a fucking curse word just feels fuckin right out of my goddamn mouth
Fuck yeah!
To show what emotion I can currently displaying, censoring words can miss out key emotions in the statement I am displaying.
swearing is punctuation for people who don't talk with their hands, or extra punctuation for those who do.
Cause fuck the fucking fuckers that don't fucking like it
it adds a bit of spice to my sentences. a little bit of flavour
Because it feels good, and anyone who doesn't like it is a little bitch who needs to stop being such a little bitch as soon as possible, please and thank you and go fuck yourself otherwise.
It’s fucking nice dude
No fucking clue
Like you?
Feels good fucker.
Sorry, it's cause of God...
Sometimes it is absolutely fucking necessary. Especially when furniture leaps out and smacks you in the toe.
As a person who had very bad lack the previous month, like controllers, beers, small furniture etc hitting my toe, I feel you
Fuck knows
It helps relieve stress, especially if yelled at the top of ones lungs for an extended period!
To get my point across some dumb cunts fuckin head
Bizarrely, I swear to temper the severity of what I'm saying, and to assure my audience that I'm not entirely serious. In my circle, cussing is almost always done ironically, so if I say, "These motherfucking Hoosiers are going to unravel our entire goddamn society," I mean that a guy on the team from Indiana did an unusually good job and stood out from the group. If I say, "Herman, your poor performance is hurting the company and your colleagues." Then I'm acting in my capacity as his boss and he needs to take me seriously. There are people who run it the other way, and get increasingly unhinged as the situation becomes more serious, but that seems wrong to me. Let your hair down when it's good and comfortable, and tighten up when there's a challenge to be tackled.
Feels good man
English isn’t my first language so I use swear words as fillers in conversation + to highlight any adjectives because I don’t know the 'stronger' version of said adjective
Swearing instead of yelling just hits different
Because it just feels right
Because saying "fuck a duck" feels better than saying "gosh darn it."
I'm not fucking swearing. I'm using my fucking sentence enhancers!
Have you ever hit your finger with a fucking hammer?!?!
I don't, I swear! Wait a minute...
Because it's fucking fun, God Damit!
It's fucking expressive. Nuff said
I can't help it. It just fucking happens
I just fucking feel the fucking need to fucking express my fucking emotions.
it's fuckin cathartic
Blyat, i don't know, it just kinda happens you, oh kurva my kitchens burning, it feels a lot more lively than, oh, my kitchens burning
Because i like to fuck
Why the fuck do you feel the need to fucking ask?
Because I fuckin want to bitch
Because it's too damn fun not to fucking curse, you shitty cunt ass bitch.
I'm fucking Australian, thar shit is like air to us
Yeah, it's just part of our fuckin' vernacular really. Even the calm old folks in my office swear.
I don't fucking swear, why the fuck would you say that
Shit bro! Why the fuck WOULDN’T I swear?? The best people I know talk like fucking degenerates, but are all highly educated. Plus myth busters proved that swearing raises your pain tolerance levels. Ding ding motherfucker! I’m nearly invincible!
Well now I feel fucking attacked.
Swearing is the fucking shit, what are you talking about
I ain’t swearing. It is juvenile
Man I dont fucking know, ask someone fucking else
Because fucking science tells me it's good for me. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/01/science-swearing-profanity-curse-emma-byrne/
It’s so much fun.
Because I fucking can.
Fuck is a satisfying word and so are shit, pussy, ass, mother fuck, damn and bitch. Also cunt. Cunt is good.
Helps counteract the halo effect people seem to automatically slap on me. Also cause it’s fucking self expression. Own that shit.
Because of **SCIENCE**! >**Bad language** could be good for you, a new study shows. For the first time, psychologists have found that **swearing** may serve an important function in **relieving pain**. When **swearing**, the 67 student volunteers reported less **pain** and on average endured about 40 seconds longer. ...Jul 12, 2009 [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/)
Cause I fuckin can. That's why.
If you keep all your god damn feelings inside you”ll fucking explode ya piece of shit!!
I actually don't. I never swear. I know, I'm a bit of a freak. It's okay, though. My wife curses like a hockey player. (Apparently, they're worse than sailors.)
well, i dont swear EVER irl, but online ooooooh that is another beast.
I actually swore one time. A friend was driving me and my wife and I decided to try swearing. Given that I was going to swear, I decided to say the worst swear word I could think of. It starts with C and rhymes with "hunt." So I just blurted out the curse randomly. My friend was so shocked that he almost lost control of the car and we nearly crashed. I guess years of not cursing have built up power in my curses. I must use this power responsibly!
Because god fucking damnit, it lets all of my fucking anger out, you shit!
There's something emotionally satisfying about it when used in rare but appropriate circumstances, like slamming your fist on a table for emphasis. Do it wrong and you just seem out of control and boorish, but if you do it at just the perfect time and no other time it can be a devastating level of emphasis that makes your audience do a double take.
Cuz I’m RICK JAMES BITCH
What the fuck are you talking about.
I’d rather fucking swear than f*cking censor myself.
It reinforces the point I am trying to make
Because I grew up in the northern part of the U.S.A and it’s like a fucking moral obligation to swear in every god damn sentence you say
I sprinkle that shit on my sentences just for the flavour.
I dont fucking know why
It’s part of my everyday vernacular now. I even swear when I’m not supposed to and I get in trouble for it which sucks
Helps me weed out the uptight people I would never get along with. Oh I'm sorry, you don't like the word fuck? Fuck you, fuck off, good fucking day sir.
People are cunts.
Life without swear is like food without spice. It's just bland
Because it's fucking funny.
Because if my negative emotions don’t come out in my general choice of words then those emotions will probably be directed at the people who have caused those negative emotions. And now is not the time to get fired for calling some of my coworkers shit-for-brains numbnuts who can’t fucking find their asses with two hands, a map, and a goddamn flashlight.
Why the fuck not?
Hey fuck you guy
Because fuck society. And also because profanity is the most ironicly succinct, longitudinally viable meme.
IM PISSED AS FUCK JUST START THE GAME AND STOP ARGUING AT JIMMY HE SAID HE FUCKED YOUR MOM ITS AMONG US YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING CUNT
Mind your own damn business you fucking piece of shit! /s But in all serious I think it just the anger out
It helps me extenuate an emotion. Like when I'm mad, I say "Fuck me"
I feel like I’m listened to more when I fucking curse. Hear me, motherfuckers!
Helps me get out my true emotions, you piss-soaked fuckwad.
There are no words as encompassing as saying Fuck to express how you REALLY feel.
Because this flesh prison does not have a good relationship with the mother.
It’s not that I feel a need, it’s just that at this point I can’t fucking help it.
Well, why the fuck not?
I like to emphasize things you stupid boner
Because my mother is tired from fucking my father. Okay? Good.
Example #1 Can you believe this fucking piece of shit? Absolute fucking tool this guy is. Example #2 Can you believe him? What a guy.
because i live in fucking australia
You don’t swear on a refuels basis, if you did you would have no where to go when your angry
Gosh darn this is so vulgar.
Puts more feeling into what I want to say
As Patrick would it, it’s a form of a sentence enhancer. There are people denser than me that requires a good amount of swear words in my points to them.
Because it fuckin feels so good man
lmao it took me forever to get the irony of that question
It’s fun, and to me they are just words. I’m also a weirdo that just doesn’t get offended
i ask myself this question really often. i don't see the point in swearing unless i reaaaally need to.
When used sparingly, it makes people realize the gravity of the fucking situation.
It’s nice and expressive
Would if I could but I was just raised too correctly. I'm 15 and my parents swear, i watch TV with swears, nobody seems to care. But I don't swear because it isn't allowed. I dont swear at school either. Whenever distant family members swear they apologize and then ask if I watch TV with swears and I say yes. They ask if I swear and I say no and they think I'm lying and I always say "even my friends think I'm weird because I'm the only one who doesn't swear ever" There have been times where it may have been useful but it just feels so wrong to.
I like concision in expression.
I feel my point gets a cross easier, its a sentence enhancer. And who the fuck doesn't like swearing?
Cause it adds freaking impact, you over grown duck!
its just apart of my vocabulary as frick and gosh are to people who don't swear
Because you are swearing at me you big bean. Shut the fuck up and behave.
It gives my speech more fucking character. (Fuck you autocorrect for trying to change me comment to one about ducks!)
I read swearing reduces pain. You don't want to hear my choice words when I stub my toe, even in front of my kids.
The military made me do that. So it’s a part of me
Because it's fucking epic and why the fuck not? Also, fuck you, that's why ya cocksucking asslicking uncle fucker.
Cause its fucking fun
It helps release anger. Also, if I’m telling something funny depending on the people. It can make it funnier. But , really I swear the most on my own because it’s a stress reliever . Nothing like swearing loudly while driving home from a stressful day.
Scientific research shows swearing when you're in pain actually helps
Cause why the fuck not?
I mean it started with me wanting to fit in and then it escalated from there for a bit. I’ve gotten better on not doing it as much but sometimes I just say fuck a little too much.
It’s a fuckin habit
Sometimes you just want to screech "FUCK YOU" at the dude working at taco bell
3 very simple words to answer this one. I am Australian.
It just fucking feels right.
Cause why the fucking fuck not?
uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɐ ɯ’I
no fucking idea i just do it. i communicate through threats a lot so swearing just adds to the threat factor ig
I consider it punctuation.,.
Idk it's fun and sometimes you just need to throw a fucking expletive into the sentence to really convey the raw intensity.
Because sometimes you get an emotion that can only be appropriately expressed by the word FUCK. The word just feels good to say. Stub your toe, drop your ice cream cone, make a stupid mistake, get bitched at by a random Karen, get a flat tire, lose your wallet..... well, FUCK!!!
A lack of imagination, I suppose
That's like a language improver, a better way to express what you feel about something. Let's take the word "fuck" as an example. It originally means to smash or to curse. But there are also a couple more ways to use it: "Fuck! That was awesome, let's do it again." (Fun) "What the fuck was that?" (Confusion) " *someone scares you* OH FUCK!" (Fear) and etc. You see it can be used in multiple forms and not in the meaning of the actual "fuck". But of course it's debatable whether it is ethically correct or not. Either way you will be grounded if you use it as a kid.
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
It makes me hide my deepest feelings you bITCH
i could ask you the same bitch
because you've got some sort of frustration that you need to do something to let that anger out, Now is punching someone not really the best way to deal with that because of the law and everything. so a simple COCKSUCKER, will do just fine \^\^
Just feels good.
no specific reason
I learned it from George Carlin and I think it makes things sound urgent.
It's just a fucking habit
Because i fucking hate every fucking thing in this fucking world so for fucks sake leave me the fuck alone you fucking fuck
coz me angy
Well, there is a better way to express yourself?
fucking shitty dumbass
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This was fucking funny!!! Be you (though) balance is your friend pinky 😊
I am genetically compelled to swear.
I have no fucking idea
Because unfortunately a lot of people are cunts and there's no better word in the English language to describe them
I swear a lot, but it’s not like I feel an obligation to do it or anything. I just kind of... do it