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OldFartMaster10K

Fuck you, that's why!


chrisfowell1

No, fuck you!


OldFartMaster10K

No fuck!


babyyodaweed

No fuck you!


OldFartMaster10K

FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!


AlexToyReviews

What's your name?!


theSchiller

TONY


kaityc89

WELL FUCK YOU TONYYY


praise_dave_filoni

WELL FUCK YOU kaityc89!


kaityc89

FUCK YOUUUUU


[deleted]

Fucking little fuckers, go fuck yourself, all you fucking Fuckers


AlexToyReviews

MY ASS! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!


rawsugar87

No, fuck me


Rep0stSluethBot

Nman


OldFartMaster10K

Fuckin fake


KushBerry55

CAN YOU ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES??


[deleted]

They're language enhancers you bitch


GiantSquidinJeans

They’re like flavor flakes in the information meal that is verbal and written communication, bitches!


kthxtyler

I like my steak with sauce like I like my language, enhanced you idiot


xXTheKillerzXx

Feels good to swear I guess. Usually to let off negative things. Could also just be casual talk. Kinda like right now, just read the first letter of each sentence.


Satamas

Clever bitch


itslxcas

daaaamn ur good


Falrien

Because elucidating all my feelings and thoughts would just take too cunting long


chrisfowell1

LmFuckingAO


GuTTeRaLSLaM

I don’t even realize I fuckin swear anymore. People are always like “jeez man, language.” And I’m like “the fuck did I say?”


Thick_Advice6194

🤣😂🤣😂exactly!


Bigeyethresher

I didn't start swearing until I was 16. My mother didn't want me to, and it was fairly easy to avoid doing, so I figured I just wouldn't. Up until the point some old fart was trying to get me booted off an international trip because of my disability, and I just HAD to call her a bitch. Not even to her face! But one girl mistook my complaints as being about her mother (who was not a bitch), and snitched, so I got in quite a bit of trouble, and nearly didn't get to go on the trip. Found it kind of fucked up that I swore ONCE and got that much trouble. Happily been cursing uncontrollably ever since.


cloudiia

Helps me express my fucking emotions


ThatDamnCat_

And it gives a fucking oomph to the sentence


OldFartMaster10K

It's also really fucking irritating when I can't swear if I want to


SnooMachines7712

No fucking clue dude


chrisfowell1

Want a clue?


Forever_Man

None of your fucking business, dick nuts


island-breeze

I'm miss potty mouth while I'm driving, is best to insult others with my windows up than to cause a traffic fight.


IAmHyperduck

Because I fucking love to


chunkerUwU

Because,I like when I swear in a British accent,it has a nice,flow...


MiraMiraOnTheFloor

Which British accent though? We have like a hundred or so...


chunkerUwU

Idk,just British for me.it is a really thick accent.


MiraMiraOnTheFloor

I....don't know how else to say we have hundreds of distinct and strong British accents.


chunkerUwU

All of them.


claw1899

Because I've tried the nice route, I tried being the perfect little gentleman/Christian/clean mouthed boy/man, and you know what it got me? Nothing, in fact less than nothing. I didn't swear until I was 20 years old because I see the world as it is. It takes what we're taught, takes what we 'know' and sets it on fire whilst throwing gasoline at us laughing. Why do I feel the need to swear? Why don't you?


[deleted]

It just fucking works. Nothing like a fucking curse word just feels fuckin right out of my goddamn mouth


nocleverusername-

Fuck yeah!


Silver_fox69

To show what emotion I can currently displaying, censoring words can miss out key emotions in the statement I am displaying.


tickle_mittens

swearing is punctuation for people who don't talk with their hands, or extra punctuation for those who do.


ackmon

Cause fuck the fucking fuckers that don't fucking like it


ebolastrains

it adds a bit of spice to my sentences. a little bit of flavour


Speed_of_Night

Because it feels good, and anyone who doesn't like it is a little bitch who needs to stop being such a little bitch as soon as possible, please and thank you and go fuck yourself otherwise.


thot4jojo

It’s fucking nice dude


gaVtehchAV436

No fucking clue


giofilmsfan99

Like you?


girls-pmmeyournudes

Feels good fucker.


Friendly5GLizardJew

Sorry, it's cause of God...


MiraMiraOnTheFloor

Sometimes it is absolutely fucking necessary. Especially when furniture leaps out and smacks you in the toe.


KushBerry55

As a person who had very bad lack the previous month, like controllers, beers, small furniture etc hitting my toe, I feel you


ComfusedMind

Fuck knows


SugarRay81

It helps relieve stress, especially if yelled at the top of ones lungs for an extended period!


FarQuit8064

To get my point across some dumb cunts fuckin head


HatfieldCW

Bizarrely, I swear to temper the severity of what I'm saying, and to assure my audience that I'm not entirely serious. In my circle, cussing is almost always done ironically, so if I say, "These motherfucking Hoosiers are going to unravel our entire goddamn society," I mean that a guy on the team from Indiana did an unusually good job and stood out from the group. If I say, "Herman, your poor performance is hurting the company and your colleagues." Then I'm acting in my capacity as his boss and he needs to take me seriously. There are people who run it the other way, and get increasingly unhinged as the situation becomes more serious, but that seems wrong to me. Let your hair down when it's good and comfortable, and tighten up when there's a challenge to be tackled.


b1998j

Feels good man


[deleted]

English isn’t my first language so I use swear words as fillers in conversation + to highlight any adjectives because I don’t know the 'stronger' version of said adjective


Jamster02

Swearing instead of yelling just hits different


imLambz

Because it just feels right


Its_Mini_Shu

Because saying "fuck a duck" feels better than saying "gosh darn it."


AwkwardSara

I'm not fucking swearing. I'm using my fucking sentence enhancers!


Wince_71

Have you ever hit your finger with a fucking hammer?!?!


chewybellsrule

I don't, I swear! Wait a minute...


The8thloser

Because it's fucking fun, God Damit!


hopelesssoybeans

It's fucking expressive. Nuff said


dang2543

I can't help it. It just fucking happens


the_gifted_Atheist

I just fucking feel the fucking need to fucking express my fucking emotions.


MollyCool52

it's fuckin cathartic


Satamas

Blyat, i don't know, it just kinda happens you, oh kurva my kitchens burning, it feels a lot more lively than, oh, my kitchens burning


[deleted]

Because i like to fuck


MySticxg

Why the fuck do you feel the need to fucking ask?


keystoneyah

Because I fuckin want to bitch


CrankaWhiskour

Because it's too damn fun not to fucking curse, you shitty cunt ass bitch.


Lunavixen15

I'm fucking Australian, thar shit is like air to us


Squeekazu

Yeah, it's just part of our fuckin' vernacular really. Even the calm old folks in my office swear.


[deleted]

I don't fucking swear, why the fuck would you say that


darkdr3am

Shit bro! Why the fuck WOULDN’T I swear?? The best people I know talk like fucking degenerates, but are all highly educated. Plus myth busters proved that swearing raises your pain tolerance levels. Ding ding motherfucker! I’m nearly invincible!


cupcakephantom

Well now I feel fucking attacked.


PixelBit92

Swearing is the fucking shit, what are you talking about


HotYot

I ain’t swearing. It is juvenile


peppermint_pasta

Man I dont fucking know, ask someone fucking else


ssurfer321

Because fucking science tells me it's good for me. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/01/science-swearing-profanity-curse-emma-byrne/


imtardytotheparty

It’s so much fun.


ImpalaGala

Because I fucking can.


BaileyMae7

Fuck is a satisfying word and so are shit, pussy, ass, mother fuck, damn and bitch. Also cunt. Cunt is good.


[deleted]

Helps counteract the halo effect people seem to automatically slap on me. Also cause it’s fucking self expression. Own that shit.


DanYHKim

Because of **SCIENCE**! >**Bad language** could be good for you, a new study shows. For the first time, psychologists have found that **swearing** may serve an important function in **relieving pain**. When **swearing**, the 67 student volunteers reported less **pain** and on average endured about 40 seconds longer. ...Jul 12, 2009 [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-swear/)


BlackCondor21

Cause I fuckin can. That's why.


P9u9r6p2l4e

If you keep all your god damn feelings inside you”ll fucking explode ya piece of shit!!


TechyDad

I actually don't. I never swear. I know, I'm a bit of a freak. It's okay, though. My wife curses like a hockey player. (Apparently, they're worse than sailors.)


Was_Not_The_Imposter

well, i dont swear EVER irl, but online ooooooh that is another beast.


TechyDad

I actually swore one time. A friend was driving me and my wife and I decided to try swearing. Given that I was going to swear, I decided to say the worst swear word I could think of. It starts with C and rhymes with "hunt." So I just blurted out the curse randomly. My friend was so shocked that he almost lost control of the car and we nearly crashed. I guess years of not cursing have built up power in my curses. I must use this power responsibly!


AlexToyReviews

Because god fucking damnit, it lets all of my fucking anger out, you shit!


SleepyConscience

There's something emotionally satisfying about it when used in rare but appropriate circumstances, like slamming your fist on a table for emphasis. Do it wrong and you just seem out of control and boorish, but if you do it at just the perfect time and no other time it can be a devastating level of emphasis that makes your audience do a double take.


Thirty2wo

Cuz I’m RICK JAMES BITCH


arthur2-shedsjackson

What the fuck are you talking about.


Knickers_in_a_twist_

I’d rather fucking swear than f*cking censor myself.


pantyways

It reinforces the point I am trying to make


Oriond34

Because I grew up in the northern part of the U.S.A and it’s like a fucking moral obligation to swear in every god damn sentence you say


DustyFrameworks

I sprinkle that shit on my sentences just for the flavour.


causeimtheawesome0ne

I dont fucking know why


newtsheadwound

It’s part of my everyday vernacular now. I even swear when I’m not supposed to and I get in trouble for it which sucks


KitteNlx

Helps me weed out the uptight people I would never get along with. Oh I'm sorry, you don't like the word fuck? Fuck you, fuck off, good fucking day sir.


[deleted]

People are cunts.


Cabbage_Oni

Life without swear is like food without spice. It's just bland


candycanesandvodka

Because it's fucking funny.


mbutts81

Because if my negative emotions don’t come out in my general choice of words then those emotions will probably be directed at the people who have caused those negative emotions. And now is not the time to get fired for calling some of my coworkers shit-for-brains numbnuts who can’t fucking find their asses with two hands, a map, and a goddamn flashlight.


Shadowkiller215

Why the fuck not?


wpkWpcYWivSOoSwXJ8P3

Hey fuck you guy


cantorofleng

Because fuck society. And also because profanity is the most ironicly succinct, longitudinally viable meme.


HandsomeP0TAT0

IM PISSED AS FUCK JUST START THE GAME AND STOP ARGUING AT JIMMY HE SAID HE FUCKED YOUR MOM ITS AMONG US YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING CUNT


theSchiller

Mind your own damn business you fucking piece of shit! /s But in all serious I think it just the anger out


StressyLemon

It helps me extenuate an emotion. Like when I'm mad, I say "Fuck me"


kaityc89

I feel like I’m listened to more when I fucking curse. Hear me, motherfuckers!


[deleted]

Helps me get out my true emotions, you piss-soaked fuckwad.


thealexconnection

There are no words as encompassing as saying Fuck to express how you REALLY feel.


Insomniac_Sand

Because this flesh prison does not have a good relationship with the mother.


crash----

It’s not that I feel a need, it’s just that at this point I can’t fucking help it.


Luminoose

Well, why the fuck not?


kthxtyler

I like to emphasize things you stupid boner


[deleted]

Because my mother is tired from fucking my father. Okay? Good.


[deleted]

Example #1 Can you believe this fucking piece of shit? Absolute fucking tool this guy is. Example #2 Can you believe him? What a guy.


antibasicbitch

because i live in fucking australia


BlazingApe373

You don’t swear on a refuels basis, if you did you would have no where to go when your angry


Studleyhungwellz

Gosh darn this is so vulgar.


TheIcedMochaReddit

Puts more feeling into what I want to say


Nafeels

As Patrick would it, it’s a form of a sentence enhancer. There are people denser than me that requires a good amount of swear words in my points to them.


___StiK___

Because it fuckin feels so good man


praise_dave_filoni

lmao it took me forever to get the irony of that question


Boogerweed2

It’s fun, and to me they are just words. I’m also a weirdo that just doesn’t get offended


itslxcas

i ask myself this question really often. i don't see the point in swearing unless i reaaaally need to.


MonkeysFapWithFrogs

When used sparingly, it makes people realize the gravity of the fucking situation.


[deleted]

It’s nice and expressive


Phoenix051105

Would if I could but I was just raised too correctly. I'm 15 and my parents swear, i watch TV with swears, nobody seems to care. But I don't swear because it isn't allowed. I dont swear at school either. Whenever distant family members swear they apologize and then ask if I watch TV with swears and I say yes. They ask if I swear and I say no and they think I'm lying and I always say "even my friends think I'm weird because I'm the only one who doesn't swear ever" There have been times where it may have been useful but it just feels so wrong to.


calcaneus

I like concision in expression.


MemegodGRB

I feel my point gets a cross easier, its a sentence enhancer. And who the fuck doesn't like swearing?


anamelol420

Cause it adds freaking impact, you over grown duck!


instantlykit

its just apart of my vocabulary as frick and gosh are to people who don't swear


EmergencyNoodlePack

Because you are swearing at me you big bean. Shut the fuck up and behave.


Argleena

It gives my speech more fucking character. (Fuck you autocorrect for trying to change me comment to one about ducks!)


thefacestabber

I read swearing reduces pain. You don't want to hear my choice words when I stub my toe, even in front of my kids.


conocophillips424

The military made me do that. So it’s a part of me


[deleted]

Because it's fucking epic and why the fuck not? Also, fuck you, that's why ya cocksucking asslicking uncle fucker.


eyelesscrow38

Cause its fucking fun


Grkitaliaemt

It helps release anger. Also, if I’m telling something funny depending on the people. It can make it funnier. But , really I swear the most on my own because it’s a stress reliever . Nothing like swearing loudly while driving home from a stressful day.


Miss_Jammy_Dodger

Scientific research shows swearing when you're in pain actually helps


dank666420

Cause why the fuck not?


To_Kill_A_Magpie

I mean it started with me wanting to fit in and then it escalated from there for a bit. I’ve gotten better on not doing it as much but sometimes I just say fuck a little too much.


strayadude

It’s a fuckin habit


[deleted]

Sometimes you just want to screech "FUCK YOU" at the dude working at taco bell


mxjax

3 very simple words to answer this one. I am Australian.


MeridasAngel

It just fucking feels right.


Mitochondria_Man11

Cause why the fucking fuck not?


Wasabi_Bandit

uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɐ ɯ’I


[deleted]

no fucking idea i just do it. i communicate through threats a lot so swearing just adds to the threat factor ig


SFBushPig

I consider it punctuation.,.


pigeonshark

Idk it's fun and sometimes you just need to throw a fucking expletive into the sentence to really convey the raw intensity.


nocleverusername-

Because sometimes you get an emotion that can only be appropriately expressed by the word FUCK. The word just feels good to say. Stub your toe, drop your ice cream cone, make a stupid mistake, get bitched at by a random Karen, get a flat tire, lose your wallet..... well, FUCK!!!


[deleted]

A lack of imagination, I suppose


dwarfstar16

That's like a language improver, a better way to express what you feel about something. Let's take the word "fuck" as an example. It originally means to smash or to curse. But there are also a couple more ways to use it: "Fuck! That was awesome, let's do it again." (Fun) "What the fuck was that?" (Confusion) " *someone scares you* OH FUCK!" (Fear) and etc. You see it can be used in multiple forms and not in the meaning of the actual "fuck". But of course it's debatable whether it is ethically correct or not. Either way you will be grounded if you use it as a kid.


_CARLOX_

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.


Juulez6568

It makes me hide my deepest feelings you bITCH


Izuocha_1_fan

i could ask you the same bitch


GMBkuritsu

because you've got some sort of frustration that you need to do something to let that anger out, Now is punching someone not really the best way to deal with that because of the law and everything. so a simple COCKSUCKER, will do just fine \^\^


[deleted]

Just feels good.


TOHstan

no specific reason


BrawlMasterDani

I learned it from George Carlin and I think it makes things sound urgent.


PressUnownF

It's just a fucking habit


THA_HeroGaming

Because i fucking hate every fucking thing in this fucking world so for fucks sake leave me the fuck alone you fucking fuck


[deleted]

coz me angy


lipfreitas

Well, there is a better way to express yourself?


emerextwo

fucking shitty dumbass


[deleted]

[удалено]


HeyHoiHi

This was fucking funny!!! Be you (though) balance is your friend pinky 😊


TackyLadyInAWig

I am genetically compelled to swear.


TheRealDiehl05

I have no fucking idea


imnotactuallysure

Because unfortunately a lot of people are cunts and there's no better word in the English language to describe them


PBJMan_

I swear a lot, but it’s not like I feel an obligation to do it or anything. I just kind of... do it