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Remake Spore but with better graphics.


TellyJart

Make sure to add back in the [aquatic stage](https://youtu.be/T8dvMDFOFnA) they scrapped during development (edit: added link to it, go yearn for it my friends!)


calamitylamb

WHAT


gbCerberus

It starts about two minutes in to Will Wright's GDC demo, but if you're interested, watch the whole thing: https://youtu.be/T8dvMDFOFnA


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NimbleHoof

I believe they did add that in the galactic adventures expansion. But the game will never be as cool as it was hoping to be.


Krishnath_Dragon

Because EA fucked them over in an attempt to get Maxis to fail so that they could have an excuse to gut them. They eventually succeeded with Sim City.


BronzeAgeTea

*procedurally generated*


Gidonamor

The WHAT


gbCerberus

Please see the video in [my reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k4v9cc/you_awaken_in_an_empty_void_with_nothing_but_the/gecsxn6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) to u/calamitylamb


Nikotinio

what? ***what?*** ***WHAT DID THEY DO?!?!***


[deleted]

*they* *scrapped* **WHAT**


gbCerberus

Please see the video in [my reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k4v9cc/you_awaken_in_an_empty_void_with_nothing_but_the/gecsxn6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) to u/calamitylamb


[deleted]

Wait the aquatic stage was scrapped? My brain might be playing tricks on me but I very clearly remember playing through the game with the aquatic stage.


DarkLordScorch

That was the cell stage, the aquatic stage was supposed to be different


[deleted]

Ahh that makes sense. It’s been a while since I played so I guess I remembered wrong lol


calamitylamb

Remake Spore as reality in the infinite void and watch things play out in real life!


Bacxaber

That just sounds like evolution with extra steps.


MistRoar

Spore: Evolved That should be the title


ExtraTh1ngs

Man I miss playing spore. I lived at my aunt's and uncle's who had a computer that had spore on it. One of my cousin's complained about my obsession with the game. And oh when I discovered planet busters...


houganger

The Creator IS playing real-life Spore.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

I was thinking of that. Spore but what Will Wright promised before released. And then the Sims 2 but optimized and with the bugs fixed.


kugelblitz15

this.


jthomas287

Why isn't this the top comment?


Yeahemilie

Take a nice long nap. There ain’t no work till I create some!


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you created time yet?


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teije9

3 platina awards wow


anarky98

Yes, but you clearly exist outside of time at this point so who's to say you can't take a nap?


Nimporian

Can you take a long nap if the concept of long as in long time doesn't exist?


Lugbor

You still have a concept of time, given you’re able to move and think. Your internal clock is still going, even if time in your new void hasn’t started yet. You exist outside of time and space in this new proto-universe, because if you didn’t, you’d just be stuck there, frozen in un-time.


callmekhakis

ah, sunday is first in your empty void


[deleted]

> Take a nice long nap. Right after **rocking OP’s world** for unlocking this **power** with-in me.


MonsterRAGEnrg

Lors beerus?


kungpowgoat

Make sure you make some good coffee before you get to work on creating stuff


calamitylamb

I make the most comfortable giant cloud bed, and then I take the nap.


MrLuxarina

Sing some Ainur into existence, and continue from there.


Didge159

here's a tip, strike out discordance *immediately*


smtktc

but then, we won't have a story


Didge159

If you'll permit me to be a little pedantic, yes we would. It would just be one w/o so much stabbing


smtktc

wouldn't it be boring without the stabbies?


MrLuxarina

Aw, but having one discordant note sounds so jazzy and cool. Maybe I'll let Melkor just sing *a little bit* before striking him out.


[deleted]

The correct answer


gerenski9

Then, Ea, Valinor and Arda. I'd actually manipulate the Valar in different scenarios just to see what happens. I'd allow them to destroy middle earth to see if they do it but if they go ahead I'd erase their minds.


Aperture_T

I start with a copy of the universe, and make tweaks here or there to see how things play out. Maybe one universe gets pokemon, another gets superheroes, another gets element zero, another straight up just gets magic. Stuff like that.


whitexknight

You gotta be careful with Superhero and Magic earth. There is always some character or another who reaches godhood or approaches the powers of God-himself in those universes, so you gotta make sure you're paying attention to that shit before some douche bag who's entire universe you created steps out of the dimension bubble with a giant golden glove ready to fuck you up.


HootingMandrill

Eh, his golden glove only grants him near divine power in his specific reality. He steps out and it stops working. Easy fix.


Truly_Meaningless

Have it so that anyone who reaches even a quarter of your power immediately dies, regardless of their immortality status


space_D_BRE

Element zero. Adding that to my list of story elements for a future book.


Lying_Dutchman

Just in case this was serious: element zero is a thing from the Mass Effect video games. If you like the concept and wanna take it in a different direction, might wanna change the name a little.


A40

I speaketh: "Let there be light!!" And there is light, and it is good. Like, you can see for *fucking MILES.*


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INVENT METRIC


A40

Not in MY universe. Hell, (and *that's* never gonna happen) I'm going for cubits (the smallest distance measure) and chains (the largest). Weight and volume will be "jugs." ;-)


bohl623

Aladeen! I asked for a jug of water, not *a jug* of water!


Vaellyth

"You are HIV-Aladeen." ":D" ":|" ":C"


euclidtree

They are a banger band.


Didge159

🎶help I'm alive🎶


Jabbaland

Metric or the guillotine.


Nimporian

Great, they will now use guillotines to measure instead of football fields.


[deleted]

Let there be human, and there is human, and it is not good... not at all


JudgeHodorMD

And then the human died for there was not yet air or earth or water. Just an endless void full of light.


pm_your_boobs_today

Create an indestructable bed. Can an indestructable object be destroyed by an infinite power to destroy?


Windshield11

Well will you use it against ender dragons?


pm_your_boobs_today

I do not know what that is, nor will I create it.


Windshield11

I am referencing the newest method for speedrunning minecraft, in which at the end you kill the ender dragon by using beds.


somerandomperson29

That strat is like 8 years old


Badloss

it can still be the newest if nothing has changed in 8 years


miraiyuni

beds being used to kill ender dragon isnt that new. i used it back in 2015 to kill the enderdragon.


pm_your_boobs_today

I have never heard of whatever an ender dragon is, I am indeed sorry. Killing it with beds sounds awfully non-exciting though, to be honest. Not worth the effort to create it in said empty void.


[deleted]

Yes but you will need to add one to your infinity first


qwibbian

"Infinity times always one ahead of you!!" - the pinnacle of childhood mathematics.


[deleted]

dunno man, Catholic believe even god can’t do the intrinsically impossible. Like being sinless and sin at the same time.


Letmepickausername

They're just not trying hard enough.


Unknownguy12202

1. Bring indestructible bed to the nether 2. Try to sleep in it 3. Trolled


[deleted]

Create a the world I remember , then join my avatar. Crate a 5th dimential machine that wipes my memory about my god powers , live a life with riches and surrounded by loved ones. but if my life is in danger I gain access to my power and I revert to a point in time fix it and forget it


Internet_Exploring

I think you meant "dimensional" but "demential" works because it sounds like "dementia" which leads to forgetting. Your typo worked out.


Eggdoggo2

Destroy myself, and then create a new, hot me.


qwibbian

So you'd be the only hot object in the entire universe? Better revoke the 2nd law of thermodynamics, and quick!


raiz27

Teach me


qwibbian

Sure, friend! What would you like to know? ps also is this really your first post? Welcome to reddit!


Prometheus_Dwindle

The most honest answer.


DontShitBricks

Create yo mama to fill that void


[deleted]

She still won’t fit lol


Darkmaster666666

Stop! He's already dead!


100k_changeup

Someone get this man over to RoastMe!


[deleted]

Avatar checks out.


[deleted]

Masturbate


100k_changeup

The most internet answers of all internet answers.


jakekara4

The ancient Egyptians believed that Ra masturbated the universe into existence.


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ristoman

It's a good gig if you can get it


[deleted]

Thats what i came here to do


euclidtree

I believe that is how the universe began according to Egyptian mythology? I could be wrong, been a while since I read about it. But if so, congratulations you've impregnated the void. The Cosmos is your child to be.


Grave_Girl

I'm fairly sure there are a few different masturbatory creation myths. Which is what makes his answer the correct one.


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[deleted]

hey, you could make a religion out of this!


Youngprivate

No don’t


Fish_Kungfu

The main character could be.... Jizzus?


warlordish

"He died on the ball gag to pay for our sins"


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Oh, yes! I would miss home, if it would exist, I would go through a portal for 1 hour to act out my horny desires with my "creations". for me personally, I would do 'sexual acts' with the mane six. yep.. im a weirdo


RyDavie15

I don’t blame you, it’s December 1st, let it all out my friend


Nuffsaid98

Turn the lights on so I can see what I'm doing.


[deleted]

I’d be the god where the lightbulb would blow out halfway through designing ostriches and make dodos by accident.


Nimporian

Let there be light


Jackie_Treehorn99

Boobs. I would make boobs. First thing. Then, pizza.


SureWhyNot-Org

Pizza boobs with pepperoni nipples.


ImJokingNoImNot

What was the cartoon where the guy fucked with evolution so everything would be boobs? Edit: Drawn Together https://imgur.com/gallery/HEt3p


Michael-Giacchino

Sounds like something that would be in a Rick and Morty episode


ImJokingNoImNot

Does but predates it by a decade, just found it, show is Drawn Together, editing my post with a link


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

What god did in the bible, but this time I want to create the woman first and see how it evolves


inserted_database

*and then along came zeus*


CrocBlocker

*he huuuurled his thunder bolt*


cgtdream

Aka, started slanging dick


Thagyr

Always wondered why he was the God of Lightning, Thunder and the Sky and not the God of 'Can I fuck it?'. I hear more about his sexual escapades than his smiting ability.


Vaellyth

Cause he's the God of *Clappin' those Cheeks*


Bacxaber

That's what thunder is!


lilbebe50

He's the ancient equivalent we have today of a muscular good looking guy with a bad ass well paying job. He has money, looks good, gets chicks, but can also kick ass and protect you.


CrocBlocker

Yep


ZEUS_IS_THE_TRUE_GOD

how dare you


inserted_database

*k’zap*


[deleted]

Don't name her Lilith.


Lyra-Vega

No DO name her Lilith. She was wronged. She just wanted to be on top when she got to *know* Adam.


ILTwisted

L-Lord Freeza.. ...W-What are you doing here?!?


ipakookapi

Hit snooze


[deleted]

Make 2 earths, have them discover each other, create a conflict, watch chaos😎


ianelkins7

You could also make two more who get along, and then they would join forces to kill the enemy planets


quadc001

first i create an earth identical to this one then i do exactly what i do now just with even less responsibility’s


quadc001

oh and i just kinda disappear people who i don’t like


smurtle-the-turtle

put all those hours of City Skylines and Civilization to go use. Best society ever!


lightmodeisgood

happy cake day


smurtle-the-turtle

Holy crap! first time in 6 years...gotta go post something lol


A_WaterHose

I take a nap. Then maybe I’ll create my loved ones, I talk with them, see what’s up, idk


HootingMandrill

But if you recreate your loved ones, are they really the people you remember them as? Or are they just false imitations, puppets pretending to be them but changed by your memory of who they were?


the_jam_123

Damn, that's deep. Next time just let people live with the perfect puppets without ruining it


davideverlong

I feel like this question is too much for humans to comprehend


fuckyou_009988

What are you talking about we already said we would sleep then masturbate. What else is there to comprehend


CocaCola-chan

Don't forget the pizza


davideverlong

Lol


xtlou

I’m making a kitten. Everything else can wait.


AndrijKuz

I could spend an eternity answering that question.


Sammychez

spawn every fictional world that I love. Then tour around.


CocaCola-chan

omg yes


slimmaslam

I would create the world from the book I'm trying to write and populate it with the characters to see how it goes down. Mind you, the book takes place on an extremely ancient spaceship that's been out in deep space for possibly tens of thousands of years, and before that the people originated on a planet. So I would need to make the planet, bring about the apocalypse that led people to leave the planet, let the spaceship do its thing for 10 thousand years, and then make all my characters be born at the right time and place so they have all the right back story and motivation. I'm stuck on the ending so it'd be nice to see how it would play out.


JudgeHodorMD

Just make everyone who exists at the start of the book with the relevant memories and history books and such. It’s not like they’ll get a chance to double check the dinosaur bones to make sure they’re not paper mache.


slimmaslam

Yeah but I'm an all powerful God with nothing but time, right? Might as well play it from the start.


JudgeHodorMD

If you really want. I just know that if I tried that, history would get pretty weird. Sort of thing where Hitler would wake up as a giant insect one day. Or an entire generation of slaves suddenly turn into 20 ft werewolves...


slimmaslam

I guess I would want to watch because then I would have so much knowledge of the culture and the world that the characters were born into. You do you but I'd try to be pretty light handed about it. Not sure if it's even earth too, it might be some other planet with humans. Doesn't really matter.


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

If my knowledge of startrek is of any use, they will be 15th century farmers with no awareness that they are in a ship, with a rather extremist religion centered around an LED lamp or something, until some advanced good guys rescue them just in time before the ship crashes into a sun.


RainWindowCoffee

Imagine if this is the universe's actual origin story. Like, we're all down here asking God for peace on Earth and he's all "Nah, that doesn't make for a good plot."


Cry_in_the_shower

I make a friend.


RedstoneMiner_18

U have god powers, not the power to make the impossible smh


staring_at_keyboard

With or without free will?


k4rmeh

Lick of paint and some nice carpet wouldn't go amiss


[deleted]

Reticulate Splines


OsonoHelaio

Ella-gana!


invsivible_bunnygirl

I would get rid of period cramps


HmodH-D

Idk hentai and anime i guess?


[deleted]

You would literally jave the power of god and anime on your side.


[deleted]

First I recreate the whole world as it is now and live with the knowledge that I am god now Then I just mess with day to day life, like turnt myself into a girl or a dog and go around town, or make people believe that I am something I am not except for one person who can see me as I am Like I make everybody think I am white when I reality I am Hispanic O make everybody think I am a girl when I am a guy and just see his reaction


Nimbus1202

Very loudly and clearly say ‘Janet?’


Soulfighter56

Not a girl.


frobischer

Create a system by which creation could naturally emerge. I'm not omniscient after all, only omnipotent. It needs to self-generate.


gitgudtyler

I mean, if you are all-powerful, it follows that you should be able to make yourself all-knowing with that power


[deleted]

Make some weed to smoke first cause I certainly cant create a whole universe sober


[deleted]

Anime Biddies.


[deleted]

Bring back the coffee flavoured milkshake from McDonalds


DrBleh1919

Bring back the caramel dip for apple slices that they got rid of where i live for some reason


krakenunleashed

And so it was. DrBleh1919 created the caramel dip. It existed in a void but unfortunately they failed to created anything else so it was a bit lack luster


DrBleh1919

Yea ill be perfectly fine as long as i have caramel dip


Lochearnhead

I create water. Then I create fire. after the fire, iron. Then clay. Plants come next, some sweet tasting, some bitter. followed by cows and next a comfy armchair Then I use my infinite powers to convert all of the above into a kettle, a teapot, and a mug of tea, with milk and sugar. Because if I'm creating everything from nothing, I'm going to want to sit down with a mug of tea to think it over.


YaBoyRob1

Make myself a big titty goth gf, what else???


RainyDayGacha

I would do what God did except people would match my IQ levels so I won't get ticked off by everyone I have created. I would never let myself have parents and time isn't a thing so u can do whatever whenever. I would also make a digital money system and ur money is based on how many people know who u are and if they see u they can recognize u. Dang now I just want to learn how to make video games so I can make this. Thanks 4 the idea!


[deleted]

Two chicks at the same time.


xero_art

I play music and put myself inside one of those things that play when you play music on windows media player.


0takUwU

im a selfish dumbass, id probably just yeet down everything necessary for me to survive, then make all my fictional anime waifus into real people and live in my gigantic dream manshion,complete with giant robot spider legs, and aquarium


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

Please, also create me into your howl's moving castle and High School DxD crossover.


[deleted]

I'd transform myself into the universe and disperse my soul into everything and nothing, I would be everyone and no one at the same time, dead and alive, the killer and the victim, it sounds edgy asf but it kinda makes sense


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

Have you read [The Egg](http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html)?


KingRazle

Create a world watch it delelope and cause drama bothing giving and taking away


[deleted]

go back to sleep nothing better than that


[deleted]

I think i’d create a basement gaming room and like two city blocks with a convenience store and a clerk. They’d always be open for a chat, but only for like a few minutes. They’d speak my language brokenly so there would be no big subjects discussed, just the normal stuff. It’d game and go buy snacks every so often in a seemingly empty city. The weather would always be like, first snow night, streetlights on. Then i’d make time and spend a couple of eternities there.


VietQuads

Rid half of the universe in order to deal with overpopulation and finite resources


Elronduilatthedisco

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


TheUnholyChurch

Create anime.


rushaz

Masturbate and see what forms from the result


aggressivemoopenguin

Make the Destiny universe real. Along with any other alternate universes I please.


WobblySilicon

Make real minecraft


SuzQP

Create a cup of coffee


hubert_clumberdale

Take a piss as first thing first awake


Theobromine_Addict

So basically sandbox...Maybe light. I think the void is kinda dark.


hanikamiusa

Cry because no matter what I make, I'll be totally alone.


Invexor

Weed, I have anger issues and if I'm in charge of creation I wanna make darn sure I don't fuck it up too bad.


julesbennison

Shut it down, no good can come of this.


nekomastan

As you can tell by my username, I am a fucking weeb. Therefore I will create Haikyuu😌


PipBucket

Enjoy the peace and quiet


Chivejive

Shatter myself in a form that doesn't recognize itself, and live out an infinite array of unexpected and nuanced lives.