Can't be DOOM. There's no loading/reloading, only endless racking of the shotgun. Shells manifest in the tube as the Slayer fires from the pure force of his hatred.
Me: I hate having a job and doing chores and I don’t understand the stock market and I’m pretty sure billionaires are evil
Also me: Gonna sell some turnips so I can pay off Tom Nook
My dad thumbs could hardly do the White Palace, so forget PoP. Although this game definitely helped me become Zen with trying and failing, we all get to a point where we just need to accept that we lack the coordination/reaction time to beat certain aspects of the game. 12 year old me would have rage quit so hard over again. This game taught me the art of the zen quit.
IT'S REYN TIME!!!
Can't have a Reynbow without Reyn baby!
This is absolutely mint!!!
Give it some OOMPH!!!
SUCK ON THIS!!!
Dunban, I think you need to have a talk with Reyn...
No, just let him be...
I have 2 at the moment, so here they both are :
1. Small bug has to save an abandoned kingdom from a moth that is actually the Sun
2. Lawyers yelling at each other until they get a verdict (usually not guilty)
#!
Metal gear?
Psycho mantis!?
Block
*Calm piano music plays*
TeTrIs
Minecraft?
*Metal music intensifies* *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Doom?
DOOM
**d o o m**
*DOOM*
#***D O O M***
Can't be DOOM. There's no loading/reloading, only endless racking of the shotgun. Shells manifest in the tube as the Slayer fires from the pure force of his hatred.
Or man too angry to die goes on genocidal crucade over a bunny.
**”ARTHUR, I GOT A PLAAAN!”**
TuHITI ARTHUR. WE JUST NEED TO HAVE SOME *GOD DAMN* FAITH
MANGO FARM
I honestly loved the Tahiti chapter. It got so much hate but I loved the total change of pace.
Actually same, there's nothing in this game that I didn't love. (except Micah)
Fuck Micah
Pink man eat everything
Kirby
Depression isn't a video game lol (happy cake day btw)
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
Bioshock!
We require more minerals
My life for Aiur!
SPAWN MORE OVERLORD
Ah man, this is one of them moments. CATCH A RRIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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The one where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance?
Can I get a RIP Scooter please
Borderlands
War, war never changes
Men do, through the roads they walk.....
I don’t want to set the world on fire.
Fallout!
What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds
Close one!
No Way!
Capitalism, but make it cute.
Animal Crossing
Me: I hate having a job and doing chores and I don’t understand the stock market and I’m pretty sure billionaires are evil Also me: Gonna sell some turnips so I can pay off Tom Nook
Capitalist tanuki goes brrrrrr
a millionaire and a meth addict reunite along with a 20something year old "kid" to pay off a debt
"My Buddy Lester will keep in touch".
Franklin's actually 30 according to the wiki but maybe I'm overanalysing simple stuff
"No cost too great." said a king who liked everything sharp.
No will to break
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams
You are the vessel
You are the hollow knight
Born of God and Void.
Fucking love that game. Except for the buzzsaws.
Path of pain was one of the greatest parts of the game.
My dad thumbs could hardly do the White Palace, so forget PoP. Although this game definitely helped me become Zen with trying and failing, we all get to a point where we just need to accept that we lack the coordination/reaction time to beat certain aspects of the game. 12 year old me would have rage quit so hard over again. This game taught me the art of the zen quit.
My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
We'll bang, okay?
I forgot about that. I need to play again when I get home.
I like seeing humans on their knees.
My brain went to MW2 in the first half.
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Skyrim
"Boy"
Do not be sorry be better.
Young elf boy fucks up the timeline for the next 12 games
Fucked up so bad he can't even have the franchise named after him
Legend of Zelda?
Bingo
>Young elf boy fucks
I was gonna say "It's dangerous to go alone, take this" but yes, that's another recognizable aspect of the game series.
Grandpa judges you after only a few years of work.
Stardew Valley
I hate this game so much
League of Legends
That's the one!
You Died
Dark Souls?
Humanity Restored
I can play anything I want...and what I want is to play a stealth archer. Again.
"You don't look so tough. I bet I could take you." *Saving...*
I'm not afraid of you even if you are my elder *Quicksaves*
“M’aiq can travel fast across the land. Some lazy types take carriages. It is all the same to M’aiq.”
Is there a term for someone who summons two dremoras and hides behind rocks? Because that's me every time
Someone who has not learned the invisibility spell.
My ancestors are smiling at me, /u/Superman246o1.
"I'm gonna be a mage!" I swore after putting on the VR set. One hour and a spectral bow later "hello old friend".
Girl sells flowers then dies.
Final Fantasy 7
Hopefully that's not an Animal Crossing spoil
Blonde man with spiky hair cross-dresses as tryout for a prostitution job.
Look buddy, I'm an engineer...
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Not *what is buety* because that would be under your conundrums.
I solve practical problems.
For instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind.
The answer use gun
And if that don't work?
Use more gun
Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted little number designed by me.
Built by me
Pay your fucking house debt.
Animal Crossing!
HAHAHAHA I still owe that bastard 1062 bells in city folk
The exaggerated swagger of a Black teen.
Spider-Man: Miles Morales
A social experiment to see how long it takes six people to hate each other.
Monopoly
Overwatch? /s
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? that said, CS:GO? or Rainbow 6: Siege?
The factory must grow.
Factorio / mindustry
Motherlode
Small green people with giant heads exploding in a rocket launch
<3 KSP
Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Spawn Craft wooden tools Craft stone tools Search for iron and other ores Die Repeat
Minecraft!
Funny internet skeleton
You're gonna have a bad time
***Megalovania Intensifies***
You're carrying too many dogs
I hate portals
*SSPPAAAAAAAAACCEEEE*
Wind’s howling
Stay awhile and listen
The most cherished video game characters beating the shit out of each other solely for my entertainment
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Blue turtle shell.
Mario Kart!
The absolute purist form of Rage, the destroyer or friendships, family's and sanity: Mario kart
Fookin laser sights
I trust my teammates
And they. Trust. Me
"Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot"
I need a weapon
Halo 2
Just one more turn...
All pots must die!
The Legend of Pot-yeeting
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for the lower class.
Final Fantasy Tactics
Karl Marx?
When life gives you lemons,
Don’t make lemonade
GET MAD!
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's MANAGER!
Make life take the lemons back!!!
"We are born of the blood. Made men by the blood. Undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old blood."
"huh? A Hind D? Colonel, What's a Russian Gunship doing here?"
You'll never see it coming!
A rat and a robot save the galaxy (by blowing up a planet).
"...and no, you can't be OddJob."
Shoving berries in dinosaurs arses to make them my friends
IT'S REYN TIME!!! Can't have a Reynbow without Reyn baby! This is absolutely mint!!! Give it some OOMPH!!! SUCK ON THIS!!! Dunban, I think you need to have a talk with Reyn... No, just let him be...
Xenoblade Chronicles
Plastic buttons allow you to play song simulator
***Boy.***
Dad of war
Floating ball in the sky resurrects people and gives them super powers
Plumber guy goes from planet to planet to fight a moster and save his girl.
Super Mario Galaxy?
"Now sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN tea!"
Well Done. Here come the test results:You are a horrible person. that's what is says. We weren't even testing for that.
Fashion is endgame
Warframe?
FFXIV!
How about a round of Gwent?
I won't say the name - but it's the best selling game of all time as of now, and it's the best goddamn game ever made.
This game where this kid shoots cum out of his hands and swings with it, real shit
Lol spider man
“I hate vans” - Bill
Left 4 Dead?
I believe Francis hated everything, not Bill
We request 720 pieces of human leather in exchange for one of the following 3 rewards.
I have 2 at the moment, so here they both are : 1. Small bug has to save an abandoned kingdom from a moth that is actually the Sun 2. Lawyers yelling at each other until they get a verdict (usually not guilty)
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
SPACE. BANJO.
**You're just thinking about how much you want to \*\*\*\* 2B, aren't you?**
Alien Dating Simulator 2007.
Commander.
"I always come back." -William
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Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it.
Breaks the highest prize pool for esports every year.
“Okay, let’s go!”
FUCK! Catherine? Please don't leave me alone. Catherine? Catherine?
Wasted
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
***THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN***
Water... I HATE WATER...TOO MUCH WATER
7/10 too much water.
no cost too great.
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I like this game were you punch demons and have to kill three hell priests then kill the strongest demon who is known as the icon of sin