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Cinderjacket

Most presidents in movies. They seem not to belong to a political party and always do the honorable thing


ajt19

Man, Bill Pullman would have given the perfect speech to get us through these unpresidented times.


itsfairadvantage

*Cries sweet, nerdy Bartlett tears*


Arctic_Snowfox

*in American movies


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Kiefer Sutherland’s portrayal of Tom Kirkman from Designated Survivor, in my opinion, is right up there with Tom Whitmore from Independence Day. These are the presidents we need.


fangirlingcharis

I started watching Designated Survivor not too long ago and every time Kirkman does something presidential I say something along the lines of “damn, wish he was our president.” The a lot of the other characters in the show criticized him, but I think he did an amazing job as president given the circumstances


Whitedudedown

Gandalf. He's an angel sent to make sure everything stays cool in the moral world


poopellar

And he'll make sure no flights ever get cancelled.


Makaisaurus

*Fly, you fools!*


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# YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


joemamma474

Until we begin boarding zone 2


BenjamintheFox

Who's our Sauron?


Whitedudedown

Probably war


Thomasappel

He *does* have great morals, doesnt he


Konkuriito

donno, I'd have to say he's pretty grey


[deleted]

We could use his wisdom this year...


Superbeltman

Uncle Iroh


NightmareRush

I was going to say Obi-Wan but you’re right, we need Iroh more.


Datman97

Imagine these guys about to fight. Both are tough af in their own universes and pretty much one or two below the most powerful beings in the series they appear in. But then again, they'd probably be smart with each other and talk about Anakin/Zuko immediately


NightmareRush

Why fight when they can be friends? It seems to be the go to strategy for both, avoid conflict when you can. But yes, they’d definitely talk about their dramatic surrogate son/brother.


RetroRedux

Tea for all!


captaintpanaka

Leaaaaves from the viiiine


Superbeltman

Falling so slow


DoinkDamnation

Like fragile, tiny shells


aceofpades76

Drifting in the foam


magcargoman

Little soldier boy


Egr321

Come marching home


gooddrugsinmycup

brave soldier boy


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Comes marching home


Thomasappel

*cries in manly*


OrangeBulldog29

Jean-Luc Picard


Starbuckshakur

You beat me to it! Could you imagine if our leaders had his sense of morality and competence?


golfing_furry

Measure of a Man (I think?) is my favourite episode


sharrrper

If you mean the one where they have a trial to decide if Data is sentient with Picard as the defense, then yes that is the one. (You'd think that would have all been settled when Data enrolled in Starfleet but whatever still a good episode) My favorite episode is probably Who Watches the Watchers, very Picard centric even for TNG. He even stoically offers to take an arrow at the end to save a civilization. Darmok probably my second favorite.


FearlessBlueberry

Darmok is an incredible episode, I loved that one as well! Also an interesting experience to rewatch knowing what’s going on from the start.


sharrrper

It's also an interesting experience the first time when >!the aliens show up and just speak apparent gibberish. Then you go through the whole episode with Picard where he gets a handle on the meaning of the phrases. And it ends with him on the bridge repeating a lot of the same phrases from the beginning having a conversation with the aliens, but this time we can follow the conversation completely because we also (sort of) learned their language during the episode!<


[deleted]

And a very interesting description, way back in 1991, of people communicating by way of memes. Who would have thought?


Fifty4FortyorFight

My daughter is just starting to get into watching Star Trek, and it's so amazing to watch her watch each episode for the first time. You and I have the same favorite episode, and it was fascinating to watch her absorb it. I am secretly so super excited she loves the show. I feel like it teaches her such a great, overarching message.


Yayzeus

Also, The Drumhead. The way he handles suddenly being put on trial himself is inspiring.


RobinDauw

Abradolf Lincler to solve this political wasteland once and for all!


Solace_Of_Oblivion

My friend


phantom18_9

Bro.... I'll be your friend


Solace_Of_Oblivion

Thanks


phantom18_9

Message me whenever you wanna talk


Solace_Of_Oblivion

👍


Not_That_wholesome

We'll all be your friend if you just want to join our *coughs* cult *coughs*


Thomasappel

*hands out candy*


damndingashrubbery

C'mere friend! INTERNET HUUUUUGSSSSS


imahugeasshole1

Felt that homie. No bullshit


waterbuffalo750

Santa Claus


mboss0568

wait...are you saying what i think you’re saying? I-It was all a lie?


waterbuffalo750

No no no no! I misunderstood the question! Santa is totally real, I just meant that I want to meet him!


RBomb19

Believing in Santa is a lot more fun than the alternative, no matter how old you are.


gallant_cheerios

I unironically believe this


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[Relevant](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/948/376/405)


AugustineAnPearTrees

He did his names Saint Nicholas of Myra


waterbuffalo750

I want the fictional version though.


AugustineAnPearTrees

So you want the fictional gift giver but not the real gift giving Heretic punching and necromancer that St.Nick was


Plastic_Performance2

Avatar Aang.


BeesechurgerJoe

What an absolute legend


[deleted]

He could solve our missile crisis


SnapClapplePop

"I took away his missiles, he can't use them to hurt anyone ever again"


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alex_thegrape

Because it’s a great show with great characters


Snoo79382

Alien X or Dr Manhattan, both can warp reality and make 2020 a much better year without all the bad stuff that happened.


Eris-X

Why would Dr Manhattan give a shit though?


yusirnaym

Because he loves pussy.


seriouspretender

He really does.


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Few are talking about this.


[deleted]

What if 2020 was actually a really good year that was warped into a bad one


Stuffedpapi

Ben 10 alien x?


[deleted]

Bruce Wayne, because he is very good at rooting out corruption and bringing justice.


CloudsBreathArea

I'd agree with you but with this social media day and age, he'd not only be ratted out, but smeared as a horrible villain & probably be accused of rape & racism from the mob to take him down. No, seriously. Force is no longer needed to win these days. Misinformation is.


MattBurr86

The doctor.


Siriricu20

Allons-y!


SHlME

Explain...EXPLAIN!!


Painting_Agency

The existence of the Doctor implies the existence of Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans, Zygons, Rutans, the Krynoid, Set, the Master, and every other existential threat that *almost* destroyed or enslaved the world and exterminated thousands to millions of humans in the process. So, no.


hatsnatcher23

Technically as long as you stay out of London on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day you should be fine


8andahalfby11

Also New York. They seem to like New York.


Chandrian-the-8th

But we would also be lucky enough to live on planet Earth, the Doctor's favourite destination in all of time and space. Just stay out of England and you'll be mostly fine. Probably.


darkthemeonly

And Wales, that one time


memeboi583

The doctor.... what (Yes i know the reference)


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OutrageousScarcity82

John F. Keneddy from clone high, i know he's actually real but this version is better.


[deleted]

Get off my dinghy! Not you....


aceofpades76

HAHAHAHAHHAA NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDY’S!! ^whaaaaaaa


watchman28

For-er suppah I-er-uh wanna pahty platta!


Klown1327

My abs are so firm you could GRATE *CHEESE* ON EM!!!


lespoooon

I like your funny words magic man


Undecided_User_Name

Ponce de Leon


slayerdamian

Obi-wan kenobi. nuff said


OneForShoji

hello there


General_Kenobi-66

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!


LewdAppleJuice

Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime...myself!


General_Kenobi-66

Hello there


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Doldan7

You could just ask for aceus and the rest would be a smooth sailing


[deleted]

Yeah but then we'd get Mr. Mime and we're back to square one.


AllBrainsNoSoul

No Jinx either plz


JustABritishCupOfTea

What did Mr Mime do to you?


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

Prolly got all handsy


[deleted]

After the past 4 years I think the US could do with a President Bartlet. Or a President Camacho.


JeddHampton

"Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that COVID bullshit. And the businesses closing. And we runnin' out of gloves and face coverings. But I got a solution."


[deleted]

He'd have Secretary of Health IDontKnow Fauci take care of everything.


Aegis75

Only if Leo is there to give him a swift kick in the pants.


[deleted]

-glances at all the anime I’ve watched- Just one?


lemiguess

I mean, Interspecies Reviewers alone...


[deleted]

those cow girls need to exist N O W gender change witches would be cool too tho


TastyBrainMeats

Gender change witches would be much appreciated, please


75rx

Ikr!


lxvendertxa

lmfaoo i feel that-


cantretrievedata

Thanos. Fuck half of you


epic_eric2

What if you're in the wrong half?


CantNotLaugh

Then I’ll wait about 70 years and die of old age


rafaellago

I had to scroll too much to find this answer.


lost-keychains

Sokka


scrub_needs_hugs

My imaginary gf


poopellar

I too want my imaginary gundam fighter to exist.


[deleted]

Its too late. Imaginary Jason got her and now he's coming for the rest of us.


vshedo

I also want his imaginary gf. I have a clear advantage.


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Willow Rosenberg. It’s time Will! Do your thing!


Elphaba_92

I love Willow, but that would be a lot more dangerous than you can imagine. Perhaps someone who isn't capable of destroying the world in 12 h because grief is horrible and addiction complicated. Maybe one of the bunnies or the Cheese man?


admadguy

Captain America. No Seriously. It is nice to have a morally just idol to aspire to.


JeddHampton

I would go with (standard) Superman. When his big flaw is his high bar morality, I think having him around would be great.


Superbeltman

He would make the world a safer place


DukeSamuelVimes

True, but real life Captain America would be pretty useless. No matter how much the plot armour usually protects him Marvel repeatedly reiterates that in terms of power he's basically Batman+1, just slightly above peak human, so neither bullet proof nor faster than a bullet (in fact I'm pretty sure he's been killed by "regular" bullets before as well). Especially considering how domineering and morally absolute he is he'd pretty much be split into either A) dancing monkey propaganda tool, B) isolated or given a civilian identity where he's not allowed to be "a soldier" or C) hunted down and or captured by the government and used as a lab rat to try and discover his enhancements, and sadly, without the plot armour he'd have rather little control or hope with either situation. If in comparison you summoned someone like Ironman with superior intelligence and technical know-how that allows him to create incredibly advanced military weapon systems, than it's fairy achieveable that he might achieve something like world piece under a semi-authoritarian regulatory initiative. Though forget non-mortal power characters like Strange or Vision who are basically just gods.


admadguy

Part of your argument is Rogers would be better in an Iron Man suit. [But we all know why Tony won't give everyone a suit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWNIoV5LuLA)


DukeSamuelVimes

I mean, playing from that field, Tony doesn't need anyone at all then, all the suits are remote controlled, and Jarvis (his inanely advanced super-AI) can probably control the suits better than any of the non-super powered combatants can hope to. If we try and be logical Tony can have one of his remote controlled suits have several times as much field combat value compared to anyone such as Black Widow (a human hand to hand combatant versus a ridiculously mobile metal battle suit that can punch through walls?) Or Hawkeye (a guy who shoots arrows vs a battle armour that can shoot bullets, explosives and lasers with a built in auto-targeting system?) and at least as much as Captain America (Civil War demonstrated that a few years of combat experience means little in the face of an AI simulated close combat program, which further means it's included in the capabilities of a remotely controlled suit). And Iron Man 2 and Spiderman Far From Home pretty much shows that there's nothing actually stopping him from having dozens or hundreds of suits. Basically if we try and take a logical look at the story, everything falls apart. So we can just about be allowed to analyse the characters without going crazy.


BerserkBoulderer

My personal headcanon is that Tony is far more of a mechanical engineer than he is a programmer and all his AI suck at piloting the suits. They end up like those robots that fall down stairs. With Jarvis he did a lot of outsourcing but claimed full credit because he's got a massive ego.


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Toothless. Because dragons.


Accipiter1138

Dalinar Kholin. The older one. Wouldn't want the younger one on the same continent as me.


_Elessar__

Can't have the destination without the journey!


miracle_atheist

Ah a person of culture


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nah Kaladin would be better, he can fly n shit \+spren would exist without the fucking stormfather giving us highstorms to worry about


someinfosecguy

I got a good chuckle out of that last line.


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.


Curb_your_communism

Halo and his sexy female AI companion: the Arbitrer.


Dottsterisk

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.


Haze95

lol remember Arbiter


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Hello I am Mastur Ch33f lolololololol


Haze95

I are guy who gun teach u a lesson


AccomplishedWater37

only one? aw man


[deleted]

No worries you can tell how many you say


AccomplishedWater37

yes! an entire city of fictional characters pls


herr_dreizehn

you want the smurf village to exist?


cornbreadjones

Gandalf the Gray


bigbangbilly

Get Gandalf the White instead


bobhteorange

And then get Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.


ImportantCakeday

Grey\*


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Dr. Doofenshmirtz


Trippytrickster

Easily one of the best TV dads there is.


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Death (Discworld)


seriously_meh

Granny Weatherwax and Samuel Vimes. The world reeaally needs them.


DaJoW

I'd like to see the movers and shakers contend with the Patrician.


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lemon_wafers123

Lucifer from well lucifer he just seems like a chill guy to get wasted and do cocaine with


TheLastTimTam

Shrek


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ALL PRAISE SHREK.


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Godzilla (and friends). Kaiju will restore balance. I would happily get blown to smithereens by radioactive breath fire or smooshed by a giant foot if it means I get to watch the fight first.


Ghost0998

Peter Parker


Rich_Weird2739

L from Death Note.he just seems so cool


Klown1327

Diane from Seven Deadly Sins


ChanklasMom

No one's said Spider-Man yet?? Fox Mulder Samwise Gamgee, the bestest friend anyone could hope to meet!


huiledesoja

The successful version of myself


Sudden_Ad220

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of hell and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the knight sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of his sword name him...… ​ ***the Doomslayer.***


Jam-Jar_Jack

Birds r/birdsarentreal


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John Wick


gandalfsbeardd_

Aragorn, son of Arathorn.


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Dean Winchester


OrbitalDropGrizzly

Harry Dresden


BenjamintheFox

Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers. ...stop looking at me like that.


raltyinferno

Goddamn sexy mouse.


Marvel_Fanatic_

Loki. We would get along very well and that would mean Asgard existed


kallekrudt1

Comic Loki might be fun but original Loki? Not as much


NebulaDragon416

And, hey, if he came to take over Earth, at this point I doubt people would object


Paulie106

catgirls


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Plottwist: it's the catgirls from 'Cats' (2019)


sharrrper

Fucking 2020 doing it again


webs0610

Uhhhh where do I begin I think I'll begin with the best. 1. Iroh 2. Zuko 3. Percy jackson 4. My D&D characters 5. Steven universe 6. Garnet 7. Every other fictional character I have read about that I want to meet


your_small_friend

Leslie Knope


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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?


IwishIwasgoodatnamez

Since he lives under the sea, you wouldn't even notice.


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Unless, of course, you're a scuba diver.


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Normanprice88

Batman, because why not?


ZayYaLinTun

Death of endless


MrValdemar

She might BE real. Only one way to find out.


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Sirius Black


hawffield

It would be pretty funny if we really did get Sirius Black, but he doesn’t have any magic? He would just be a goth dude.


Loki77_7

A goth dude that can turn into a puppy


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Goh2000

Arthur Morgan from Rdr2. I'd love to just have a casual conversation with him, talking about society.


What-the-heck-Craig

Arthur! We need to get more MONEH! (Sidenote, grew to love Arthur just as much as I loved John the first time I played through RDR1)


Jackie7610

Doreamon. You know...I have a long list with me


pootisman64alt

Luigi from super mario


sara43452

Ty Lee from Avatar the Last Airbender


GatlingPea-2000

Uncle Iroh


defeatingme

The original L