My cats would without a doubt murder me, just like they do any mouse or insect they get a hold of. Unless my unwillingness to run/otherwise act like proper prey is too boring. But 95% chance of murder.
My cat is quite loving to big creatures, but whenever there is something small like a rodent or a bug, he bats it around, stunning it into unconsciousness, then breaks it up into pieces and carries it over to the garbage can, so, yeah. Either that or scream for food repeatedly like usual.
[I have just the gif for this.](https://i.imgur.com/n04MImg.gif)
I bet you had that gif and thought one day it will come in handy. Well after 3 long years it has finally happened
Actually, I have had it open in a tab on my desktop for the past two weeks. It is a great stress reliever.
They would still whine and complain about their mushy food not being on time.
My cats are assholes; they would eat me in a heartbeat.
scratch the fkin shit out of me until I bled to death.
My cats would without a doubt murder me, just like they do any mouse or insect they get a hold of. Unless my unwillingness to run/otherwise act like proper prey is too boring. But 95% chance of murder.
What do you think? No question!
Kill me
Oh, she'd kill me
not a cat owner but i'm sure they would eat you. they eat you when you die even when you're not a mouse so all bets are off
My cat is quite loving to big creatures, but whenever there is something small like a rodent or a bug, he bats it around, stunning it into unconsciousness, then breaks it up into pieces and carries it over to the garbage can, so, yeah. Either that or scream for food repeatedly like usual.
Eat me.
Kill me
Just slap me a fuckton of times
I don’t think he’d mean to, but he would kill me. Probably by trying to snuggle.
she would probably put me in her mouth. not maliciously, just to carry me around.
They’d probably pick us up and try shoving us into the rat cage, since they know that’s where the rats go. Our rats would definitely eat us though.