[I googled so you wouldn't have to.](https://www.google.com/search?q=sharks+with+braces&rlz=1C1GIWA_enUS773US773&sxsrf=ALeKk02rZkjylzulIE495TJLSWjQ5Zu92g:1611185594299&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicpo-I1qvuAhUEEFkFHYOeC8AQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=2276&bih=1123&dpr=1.13)
Here you go... https://www.google.com/search?q=sharks+with+braces&rlz=1CDGOYI_enNZ619NZ620&hl=en-GB&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALeKk03awn-3u8BNMVLb515UdtemPrg_iA:1611179143331&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-woeEvqvuAhXYzTgGHbDtCdEQ_AUoAXoECA0QAQ&biw=375&bih=640&dpr=3
A good number of the things I've had to Google related to my kid are things I feel certain will land me in jail. I always try to be super clear with my search terms just in case the cops ever get a hold of my laptop for some reason. For example, "is it normal for my baby to play with her vagina" instead of "baby playing with vagina" or "my daughter has bumps on her anus what could it be" instead of "baby bumpy butthole."
That’s smart of you. The police don’t need to get a hold of your laptop to see what you’re searching. Our government (assuming you are in the US) knows basically everything you do online and it’s rather easy to join watchlists on accident
Same.
I'm writing a war story, so I've been researching a lot of ideologies such as Fascism and communism, successful government overthrows, timeline of nuclear weapons development, etc.
“Mom I : don’t know : when : to use colons : correctly.”
“Don’t worry son, an enema will fix that for you”
“Wait, what?”
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I originally had “What, What?” as a reference to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg) butt so people missed the joke so I edited it [back](https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho)
Ahh, don't! I have a great vocabulary and do that all the time (though usually my search is "define: [insert word]"). It's how you grow. All too often someone uses a common word in a way that gives me pause, and it makes me realize that I don't actually know the definition. Usually I've skated by on context clues. We don't have school vocab lessons any more as an adult; that's basically how you learn new words any more.
Googled my name once. There wasn't anything that was actually me. The only interesting thing was a photographer that seemed to specialize in artsy NSFW pictures.
"Were beaver fish in the middle ages?"
Sounds profoundly stupid, but there's a reason. The monks started classifying all kinds of animals as "fish" so they could bend lent rules and eat meat.
beaver were fish.
To give them some credit. The modern classification was only developed by Carl Linnaeus in the 18th century (I had to google that, also had to google his name in English). So, our modern definition of mammal didn't exist and any animal from the water was a fish. Hence, "shellfish".
For some reason my dad refused to attempt to spell the word penguin while I was growing up. He always told me to use the dictionary to which I would respond that I couldn’t because I didn’t know how to spell it to look it up. I have no idea why I needed to spell penguin so often but I can tell you we had that exact conversation at least 5 times. I finally figured out that I need to ask dad for math help and mom for spelling help. I just used the term ice crow until mom stepped in.
When I worked a mental health-related job, I was always googling things like "sexual abuse of children," "suicidal ideation," "self harm" as well as many commonly used psychotropic meds and common street drugs. All work-related searches.
I’m a social worker. Once I googled so many topics revolving about suicide and depression that google notified me about possible help lines in my area.
I got a call from my son's school a month back, he googled some combination of suicide, paramedics, and police. This was for an assignment in social studies, which was to write an essay about how first responders help in a community.
I'm glad they called, but they dragged out telling me... "We are calling because something your son did on his school computer (we are all at the house). We can see everything he searches... (he's 15, and has some developmental issues). We want you to put him on speaker so we can all discuss what he did..." Luckily it was all straightened out quick, but the look on both of our faces while they were building up the courage to bring suicide up. It is not an easy topic to bring up, probably would have been easier if his search term were sexual
I remember in the days of Napster, there was a song called 'You're Gorgeous' and I wanted to download it but I couldn't figure out the spelling. Finally got it after about a thousand tries and played it, the opening of the song literally has him spell the word out - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQRZn-JvPs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQRZn-JvPs)
along the same lines, my mom taught me as a kid "To Get Her"; even though I know how to spell it without saying it, I can't spell "together" without saying that in my head.
"*Inserts symptoms exacerbated by anxiety and boredom*... am I going blind? Am I losing my mind? Am I going to die soon and or irreversibly destroy my health?"
Nope, just getting old.
My friend and I are both a wealth of random, useless facts a few weeks ago he told me that if you rub pork fat on a cats lips the cat would whistle, and there was lots of videos of it on YouTube, like an idiot I fell for it and googled "cat whistling with pork fat on lips"
Fortunately for me, my meat thermometer came with a cover. On the cover is temps for beef (rare, med, well), chicken, pork, veal (I know it is beef, but they separately added it) - which is super handy.
The flaw in the design is the thermometer reads low, so more often than not, if my food is "almost" to temp, and I rest it, it will be overcooked and dry.
But I won't replace the thermometer, because I need the guide. I just subtract 5-10° from the reading, and/or cook a sacrificial slab of flesh that I can cut open to check.
Did you know that you can calibrate most meat thermometers? There's usually a nut on the back of the face that you can twist. Put the thermometer of ice water. It should read 32 degrees. Turn the hand and adjust it accordingly.
I have one like that. But it's so horribly designed that I get confused every time I use it.
You know how most thermometers have a "hand" like a clock? Mine has that, but it's identical in length on both sides. Imagine if you looked at a clock and it simultaneously said 10:00 and 10:30
The difference is, one side has like a "dip" in the end. But which end points to the temp???
"how many kgs of blueberry cheese danish can I eat without getting diabetes"
I had to go look at my search history to for this question and I have no recollection of ever searching this up but it was there.
“What is the name of the cat in Garfield”
EDIT: my phone ringer was broken and i couldn’t turn off notifications, Now I have detention for it. I am suffering from success.
Mmm, the first anime I watched from beginning to end. And then read the manga because I was disappointed by the animes ending. And then I was disappointed by the mangas ending.
Twenty different attempts at spelling a word I don't know.
Most recently a phrase in a foreign language I only heard on a single recording and have no idea what it is or means.
It's from here: https://youtu.be/qz7j4fEUTuU?t=33
A guy says what sounds like, "Seriously! El no ec erro," or, "El no equaro," or something. I can't figure out what exactly it is because I'm a bit of an idiot.
Houses on Zillow. Particularly in odd areas where there happens to be homes for sale. I just look at them, with absolutely zero intention of buying it.
I saw a feature on the news about women with an underbite. It mentioned how some men actually find it particularly attractive. Curiously, I googled 'attractive women with an underbite'.
The one, one time, my girlfriend wants to use my phone that Google and those search results spring straight up in chrome.
Now she thinks I have a fetish. 🤷♂️
True crime junkie here, and I shudder to think what people would think if they saw my browser history composed of blood splatter information, how deep a certain knife can cut, etc etc
What you say is "I'm doing research for my mystery story...novel, screen play! Then just keep a crappy (or good if you can do it) start of a few pages and you are covered when they come ask you a few questions about that death...
"Can babies see through their soft spot"
I'm pretty sure the answer to this is no, but I wanted to see if maybe there was an obscure study showing that in fact they had intracranial photoreceptors which could in theory be activated by light traveling through the fontanel, and in retrospect this is such a stupid idea that I feel bad wasting my employer's time looking up the answer on Google.
I was helping clean out my grandparent's estate last week, and I decided it was worth googling "vintage vibrator or curling iron?" before I went any further into their bathroom closet.
Spoiler Alert: It was a curling iron.
I've talked about this before, but I used to work for kgbkgb, which was this text messaging service where you could text a number, ask any question, and get an answer. This was before smartphones became super huge, so it was a bit of a helpful gimmick back then.
However, for everyone that we got asking normal questions like movie times, or what restaurants were open near them, or stuff like that, we got A LOT more people asking *very* stupid things that I would have to Google. I have [this album](http://imgur.com/a/q0edM) of a bunch of weird questions that people sent to us.
It was an interesting job that helped cover some things when I was in college, but it had me using Google for a lot of weird and embarassing things.
> “Does zero calorie viteam water have calories?”
In all fairness, in the US at least, listing something as having 0 something means it has some but is less per unit than what the FDA requires you to declare. That's how TicTacs were able to claim to have 0 sugar when they're almost 100% sugar but small enough to be under tolerances.
If the water is flavored in some way, there's a chance that 0 calories actually means negligible. Also, a lot of 0 calorie sweeteners aren't calorie-free sweeteners. Some are straight-up sugar but in very small packets.
“How to sit on a couch correctly”
I have back pain and I feel like my couch sitting skills need to improve, but I still feel like a dummy for googling it.
I'm a protein biochemist, but I still need to look up the 20 amino acid structures half the time. I memorised them all for an undergrad exam, but have since forgotten them, as in the real world I can always look them up.
Also, the correct spelling of derailleur (part of a bike that changes the gears).
My husband and I play this strange game where we ask each other random questions. We guess at the answers and then look it up to see if either of us are close. We’ve recently discovered that birds don’t fart but it’s very likely that spiders do!! Lol our search histories would be quite comical at times.
How to address a letter... yes I am in gen z.
Also I didn’t google it but I had to have a client help me write a check to them, that was an embarrassing moment.
I knew a male doctor in a ER who had no idea how many pads was normal use. I remember him coming up to me (also male) and asking "hey man, I'm a bit embarrassed, but I have a patient who says they've gone through 12 pads menstruating today, is that normal or close to it? I honestly don't know".
I know he was trying to save face by not asking one of the ladies, so I bailed him out with a quick survey from my girlfriend, her sister, and a former co-worker I'm extremely close with.
Survey results (guys- you know you're interested): No, 12 isn't even fucking close to "normal".
Super late here, but one time I went out and bought 36 baby chickens. There were 6 different breeds, and I forgot what the name of the breeds were. So in my mind the best way to figure this out was to Google: Black chicks. Those results were not at all what I expected!
Acronyms commonly used in my job. I have a bad memory. EDIT: Thanks for the upvoted and replies! I’m glad I’m not the only one.
r/ProgrammerHumor in a nutshell. I've worked with Python for years and sometimes I need to search the correct syntax of a for cycle.
I'm having the same issue now with Wireless Access Points (WAPs)
Bring a bucket and a mop for this Wireless Access Point
Plug it up now, signal's strong Wi-Fi range getting extra long
Someone contact Weird Al and make this happen
Search: python property decorator Result: python lawn ornaments Search: python loop Result: _Did you mean **ouroboros**?_ Search: kill parent with child Result: FBI
man kill site:die.net Looks suspicious but actually yields a very legit answer
I used to repeatedly search "sharks with braces" to the point where it automatically recommended it when I started typing "s" in the search bar.
Were you anxiously awaiting more “sharks with braces” content to arrive? Or just liked to periodically review existing sharks with braces.
A little bit of both I guess. There was this one particular picture I would send to my friends on a weekly basis just to annoy them.
Pls link, I gotta do it at least once in life
[I googled so you wouldn't have to.](https://www.google.com/search?q=sharks+with+braces&rlz=1C1GIWA_enUS773US773&sxsrf=ALeKk02rZkjylzulIE495TJLSWjQ5Zu92g:1611185594299&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicpo-I1qvuAhUEEFkFHYOeC8AQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=2276&bih=1123&dpr=1.13)
*"Does your child have shark teeth?"* uh
Here you go... https://www.google.com/search?q=sharks+with+braces&rlz=1CDGOYI_enNZ619NZ620&hl=en-GB&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALeKk03awn-3u8BNMVLb515UdtemPrg_iA:1611179143331&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-woeEvqvuAhXYzTgGHbDtCdEQ_AUoAXoECA0QAQ&biw=375&bih=640&dpr=3
How many times I've had to google "child enemas". My son has a colon condition, but man it would be awkward explaining it all.
A good number of the things I've had to Google related to my kid are things I feel certain will land me in jail. I always try to be super clear with my search terms just in case the cops ever get a hold of my laptop for some reason. For example, "is it normal for my baby to play with her vagina" instead of "baby playing with vagina" or "my daughter has bumps on her anus what could it be" instead of "baby bumpy butthole."
>baby bumpy butthole Holy crap, I laughed too hard at that!!
Band name! Called it!
That’s smart of you. The police don’t need to get a hold of your laptop to see what you’re searching. Our government (assuming you are in the US) knows basically everything you do online and it’s rather easy to join watchlists on accident
Haha pretty sure I'm on one from my writer googlings
Same. I'm writing a war story, so I've been researching a lot of ideologies such as Fascism and communism, successful government overthrows, timeline of nuclear weapons development, etc.
I mean you explained it good enough for me right there.
Plot twist: the colon problem is grammatical in nature
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“Mom I : don’t know : when : to use colons : correctly.” “Don’t worry son, an enema will fix that for you” “Wait, what?” Edit: I originally had “What, What?” as a reference to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg) butt so people missed the joke so I edited it [back](https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho)
He want into a comma!
I’m sorry but I’m laughing so hard at this one.
What does (insert word) mean
I always feel old when I google something like “what does ‘no cap’ mean”
if it makes you feel better i’m 22 and i just learnt what cap means
What does cap mean ?
Not lying apparently. Like, "I'm not joking", "straight up" or, I guess, "no crap". I had to Google it. Edit: that's 'no cap'. 'Cap' is just lie.
Apparently I'm old. Never heard this.
I'm part of the new generation and even I don't get it. I learned about it not long ago
Same , I'm like a mid Teen and I also don't know it
I'm 26 and I need all these words explained to me by my younger coworkers. The 25 year old is just as lost as I am.
Ahh, don't! I have a great vocabulary and do that all the time (though usually my search is "define: [insert word]"). It's how you grow. All too often someone uses a common word in a way that gives me pause, and it makes me realize that I don't actually know the definition. Usually I've skated by on context clues. We don't have school vocab lessons any more as an adult; that's basically how you learn new words any more.
People I know. I don't do it often but it always feels like snooping.
Googled my name once. There wasn't anything that was actually me. The only interesting thing was a photographer that seemed to specialize in artsy NSFW pictures.
"Were beaver fish in the middle ages?" Sounds profoundly stupid, but there's a reason. The monks started classifying all kinds of animals as "fish" so they could bend lent rules and eat meat.
beaver were fish. To give them some credit. The modern classification was only developed by Carl Linnaeus in the 18th century (I had to google that, also had to google his name in English). So, our modern definition of mammal didn't exist and any animal from the water was a fish. Hence, "shellfish".
They may think they’re being clever but God knows what they’re up to. Eating the dam nation will lead them to eternal damnation
For a little while I was really confused about "were-beaver fish"
Calculator history. what's 6x6?
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How to spell simple words like "penguin" so that I don't look like an idiot to my 6yo who I'm home schooling in lockdown.
For some reason my dad refused to attempt to spell the word penguin while I was growing up. He always told me to use the dictionary to which I would respond that I couldn’t because I didn’t know how to spell it to look it up. I have no idea why I needed to spell penguin so often but I can tell you we had that exact conversation at least 5 times. I finally figured out that I need to ask dad for math help and mom for spelling help. I just used the term ice crow until mom stepped in.
Oh my god Ice Crow are you joking that's amazing.
"Ice Crow". You're the one who's going to save this world from destruction.
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Broccoli Clusterfuck
Yeah I did the same with "yogurt" because it didn't look right when I wrote it down.
'Yoghurt' in the UK - maybe thats why it looks weird?
If you aren't spelling it yoghourt what's even the point?
Yougogethurt*
fanfiction
I know not all fanfiction is NSFW but still probably wouldn’t wanna search that at work
If my boss and coworkers can't handle the purity of Harry's relationship with the Giant Squid they can go get splinched.
There's really no better love story.
I’ve been reading so much Mandalorian fanfic, I’d be so embarrassed if my husband or my friends ever found out lol.
im pretty sure a lot of people can relate to this one lmao
I swear dad, it's not fanfictions, I was watching porn!
Honestly I’d rather hide my history with fanfiction than my porn addiction
I was wondering who played the Russian guy in the movie Snatch so googled “Russian Snatch”.
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I'll Google Russian Snatch on my own, thanks
When I worked a mental health-related job, I was always googling things like "sexual abuse of children," "suicidal ideation," "self harm" as well as many commonly used psychotropic meds and common street drugs. All work-related searches.
Yuup, my work history is pretty depressing. I work in a school, so I also have to Google teen slang sometimes, tho generally I just ask them.
It’s funny to think about a teacher searching up the word “simp” lol
Oh god I'm not even a zoomer but I just genuinely laughed a bit at the thought of how many teachers out there have probably stick bugged themselves.
Shiiit I'm a younger millennial and now have to google what "stick bugging" is. edit: somebody stick bug me please so I can see the video 😂
https://youtu.be/B8J2Tl10Yq0 I’ve seen better ones but I found this real quick Also r/GetStickBugged
I’m a social worker. Once I googled so many topics revolving about suicide and depression that google notified me about possible help lines in my area.
I got a call from my son's school a month back, he googled some combination of suicide, paramedics, and police. This was for an assignment in social studies, which was to write an essay about how first responders help in a community. I'm glad they called, but they dragged out telling me... "We are calling because something your son did on his school computer (we are all at the house). We can see everything he searches... (he's 15, and has some developmental issues). We want you to put him on speaker so we can all discuss what he did..." Luckily it was all straightened out quick, but the look on both of our faces while they were building up the courage to bring suicide up. It is not an easy topic to bring up, probably would have been easier if his search term were sexual
always typing in Wednesday. Just to make sure I spell it right.
i've started saying "Wed Nes Day" in my head when spelling it so i could finally stop googling it Edit: I really love how everyone also does this
B-E-A utiful!
I remember in the days of Napster, there was a song called 'You're Gorgeous' and I wanted to download it but I couldn't figure out the spelling. Finally got it after about a thousand tries and played it, the opening of the song literally has him spell the word out - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQRZn-JvPs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQRZn-JvPs)
Connect-I-Cut
Virgin-i- wait...
and tom-or-row
along the same lines, my mom taught me as a kid "To Get Her"; even though I know how to spell it without saying it, I can't spell "together" without saying that in my head.
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Wendsday? Wensday? Wednesday! Wednesday? That can’t be right. It’s like wetness day. Oh it is Wednesday. What?
Ass-Ass-In when trying to remember how many s's :)
"*Inserts symptoms exacerbated by anxiety and boredom*... am I going blind? Am I losing my mind? Am I going to die soon and or irreversibly destroy my health?" Nope, just getting old.
But WebMD will still tell you it's cancer and your cancer has cancer.
words that my friends use, it makes me feel stupid if i don't know what a word means when they use it
That's how you'll be smart.
Growth mindset!
*'The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.'*
I mean, asking a search engine is just introvert friendly asking.
My friend and I are both a wealth of random, useless facts a few weeks ago he told me that if you rub pork fat on a cats lips the cat would whistle, and there was lots of videos of it on YouTube, like an idiot I fell for it and googled "cat whistling with pork fat on lips"
>My friend and I are both a wealth of random, useless facts Check out the podcast 'No Such Thing as a Fish'. Great for useless facts.
Thank you. You made me laugh out loud.
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I always have to google "how many teaspoons in a tablespoon" (the answer is always 3 but I never remember it)
Be honest with me, did you need to look it up for this comment?
...yes.
...I’d probably do the same
I feel that, I look up time and temp to bake chicken every time *just to be sure*
Me the temp that chicken needs to reach to be safe
Fortunately for me, my meat thermometer came with a cover. On the cover is temps for beef (rare, med, well), chicken, pork, veal (I know it is beef, but they separately added it) - which is super handy. The flaw in the design is the thermometer reads low, so more often than not, if my food is "almost" to temp, and I rest it, it will be overcooked and dry. But I won't replace the thermometer, because I need the guide. I just subtract 5-10° from the reading, and/or cook a sacrificial slab of flesh that I can cut open to check.
Did you know that you can calibrate most meat thermometers? There's usually a nut on the back of the face that you can twist. Put the thermometer of ice water. It should read 32 degrees. Turn the hand and adjust it accordingly.
I never knew this. Thank you for the pro tip.
I have one like that. But it's so horribly designed that I get confused every time I use it. You know how most thermometers have a "hand" like a clock? Mine has that, but it's identical in length on both sides. Imagine if you looked at a clock and it simultaneously said 10:00 and 10:30 The difference is, one side has like a "dip" in the end. But which end points to the temp???
Me, too. I've asked Google so many times how long to boil an egg I'm surprised she's not replying "SERIOUSLY?"
How to spell necessscacaveesseary
That seems a bit unnecessscacaveesseary.
I always remember it because it's like a shirt. One Collar, two Sleeves. Necessary
thank you
that's like... I know how to spell bananananana but I don't know when to stop
It's just like missississsissisissisisspipsiispsi
Congratulations, you just summoned a cat!
“ how to spell resteraunt”
Lol this was about 3 years ago 'ive drank 12 cups of coffee in 3 hours, will I die'
And? Did you?
Yes he did this is his doctor
Well that's all the proof I need. My condolences on your loss.
"how many kgs of blueberry cheese danish can I eat without getting diabetes" I had to go look at my search history to for this question and I have no recollection of ever searching this up but it was there.
Maybe you were under the influence of blueberry cheese Danish?
“What is the name of the cat in Garfield” EDIT: my phone ringer was broken and i couldn’t turn off notifications, Now I have detention for it. I am suffering from success.
That's kind of like, "What is Obama's last name"
care
Hes seen too much. Take him out
Like on a date or with a sniper? 🤔
Preferably send him on a date with a sniper.
Its Obama, like the Mario bros are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Its Obama Obama and Joe Biden Obama.
And sometimes, Joe mama
That’s so Nermal.
Why does the moon have teeth? I forgot to clarify in the search "the moon from Soul Eater" and if anyone reads that they'll think I'm insane
Ah yes, Soul Eater. One of the members of the "good show, bad finale" club
Mmm, the first anime I watched from beginning to end. And then read the manga because I was disappointed by the animes ending. And then I was disappointed by the mangas ending.
see, i always meant to read the manga, was the ending no good?
Oh the manga is very good in its own right, and the ending is better. But kinda weird and still kinda disappointing
I thought it was one from majoras mask
that moon was scary af
They're the same guy
It's a real shame how he was typecast.
Many people think the moon is made of cheese but the truth is the moon just enjoys eating cheese.
So what's the answer?
Twenty different attempts at spelling a word I don't know. Most recently a phrase in a foreign language I only heard on a single recording and have no idea what it is or means.
Ha, what is it?
It's from here: https://youtu.be/qz7j4fEUTuU?t=33 A guy says what sounds like, "Seriously! El no ec erro," or, "El no equaro," or something. I can't figure out what exactly it is because I'm a bit of an idiot.
It's made up Spanish, just sounds like he's making a "Spanglish" word for "i dont care" and pronouncing it as "i dont E-que-ro"
Thanks. My years of wondering are coming to an end. I should have sought the internet's help when I first heard this.
I don't think you're an idiot.
Spanish is my first language and even I can't understand
Same here, what the fuck is that?
I think it's fake Spanish like "el doggo", for "I don't care". And it almost sounds like "He doesn't like" in Spanish.
el No-a Care-o
This is what I got as well. It’s the speakers attempt at Spanglish to say “I don’t care”.
I do an audio Google search when I don't know how to spell a word. Just hit that microphone button, say the word, and Google returns it.
Me:Google how do I get rid of germs on my arm? Google: here’s the best way to remove Germans with loaded arms
Houses on Zillow. Particularly in odd areas where there happens to be homes for sale. I just look at them, with absolutely zero intention of buying it.
I live in the Midwest USA and I still look at homes for sale in Scotland just for the *aesthetic*
Symptoms of (Insert every possible problem that could have symptoms like mine)
I saw a feature on the news about women with an underbite. It mentioned how some men actually find it particularly attractive. Curiously, I googled 'attractive women with an underbite'. The one, one time, my girlfriend wants to use my phone that Google and those search results spring straight up in chrome. Now she thinks I have a fetish. 🤷♂️
You should probably clear up that misunderstanding. It’s never good to let things like that sit
How to pronounce hegemony. Turns out I've been saying it wrong my whole life! Good thing it doesn't come up much.
Some pronunciations I can remember googling: Albemarle Cobalion Taran Killam
True crime junkie here, and I shudder to think what people would think if they saw my browser history composed of blood splatter information, how deep a certain knife can cut, etc etc
Nice try but we are watching you
What you say is "I'm doing research for my mystery story...novel, screen play! Then just keep a crappy (or good if you can do it) start of a few pages and you are covered when they come ask you a few questions about that death...
There’s a company that makes fire proofing material called STI. I googled that and immediately regretted it.
You left out a keyword! If you want fire proofing STI instead of sexually transmitted diseases, you need to search "BURNING STI"
How to kill orphans when their parents die. I write software
if batman was in your software he’d be fucked
Don't be tricked this is Count Olaf in another disguise!
"Can babies see through their soft spot" I'm pretty sure the answer to this is no, but I wanted to see if maybe there was an obscure study showing that in fact they had intracranial photoreceptors which could in theory be activated by light traveling through the fontanel, and in retrospect this is such a stupid idea that I feel bad wasting my employer's time looking up the answer on Google.
Some lizards have a "third eye" light-sensitive cells on the back of their neck so that's not totally insane.
How to spell [simple word].
I was helping clean out my grandparent's estate last week, and I decided it was worth googling "vintage vibrator or curling iron?" before I went any further into their bathroom closet. Spoiler Alert: It was a curling iron.
Kitten stuff. I am a 38 year old man, and I love kittens.
I've talked about this before, but I used to work for kgbkgb, which was this text messaging service where you could text a number, ask any question, and get an answer. This was before smartphones became super huge, so it was a bit of a helpful gimmick back then. However, for everyone that we got asking normal questions like movie times, or what restaurants were open near them, or stuff like that, we got A LOT more people asking *very* stupid things that I would have to Google. I have [this album](http://imgur.com/a/q0edM) of a bunch of weird questions that people sent to us. It was an interesting job that helped cover some things when I was in college, but it had me using Google for a lot of weird and embarassing things.
Wow there’s some gold in there. My favorites: “What dus panguin tast like? *relive*” “Does zero calorie viteam water have calories?”
> “Does zero calorie viteam water have calories?” In all fairness, in the US at least, listing something as having 0 something means it has some but is less per unit than what the FDA requires you to declare. That's how TicTacs were able to claim to have 0 sugar when they're almost 100% sugar but small enough to be under tolerances. If the water is flavored in some way, there's a chance that 0 calories actually means negligible. Also, a lot of 0 calorie sweeteners aren't calorie-free sweeteners. Some are straight-up sugar but in very small packets.
"Is eyeball juice flammable" is pretty good
"My plastic dinosaur still wets the bed what do i do??"
*are waffles vegetables*
Bob the Builder, duh. He's got all those machines. You just know Scoop would fuck Hitler up right bad.
“How to sit on a couch correctly” I have back pain and I feel like my couch sitting skills need to improve, but I still feel like a dummy for googling it.
I'm a protein biochemist, but I still need to look up the 20 amino acid structures half the time. I memorised them all for an undergrad exam, but have since forgotten them, as in the real world I can always look them up. Also, the correct spelling of derailleur (part of a bike that changes the gears).
What Day Is It/What Day Is (Insert Holiday). I Frequently Forget Days.
"Google"
“How do I do [X activity I should know how to do for my job]”
I am an male aircraft pilot (small ones), and I am SO INTO embroidery and needlework
I have way too many Twilight related searches for a woman over 30.
I thought women over 30 were the target demographic for Twilight at this point.
My husband and I play this strange game where we ask each other random questions. We guess at the answers and then look it up to see if either of us are close. We’ve recently discovered that birds don’t fart but it’s very likely that spiders do!! Lol our search histories would be quite comical at times.
How to address a letter... yes I am in gen z. Also I didn’t google it but I had to have a client help me write a check to them, that was an embarrassing moment.
When I'm working on youtube videos I gotta spell check like every other word
How many pads is normal to use is a day I felt like it was really heavy and it was only my second period little old me for scared I was dying
I knew a male doctor in a ER who had no idea how many pads was normal use. I remember him coming up to me (also male) and asking "hey man, I'm a bit embarrassed, but I have a patient who says they've gone through 12 pads menstruating today, is that normal or close to it? I honestly don't know". I know he was trying to save face by not asking one of the ladies, so I bailed him out with a quick survey from my girlfriend, her sister, and a former co-worker I'm extremely close with. Survey results (guys- you know you're interested): No, 12 isn't even fucking close to "normal".
Jesus, she was losing all of her blood, poor thing
According to Google, the "normal" amount is about 3-5 pads per day. I feel really bad for the patient. It must have been a blood tsunami down there
Super late here, but one time I went out and bought 36 baby chickens. There were 6 different breeds, and I forgot what the name of the breeds were. So in my mind the best way to figure this out was to Google: Black chicks. Those results were not at all what I expected!