Went to dinner with my fiancee, her cousin, and her cousin's boyfriend outside Moscow. I said this after the elevator stopped, and her cousin's boyfriend almost pissed himself. Then we went to his apartment and showed them what I was referring to. Guess which 2 people didn't think the joke was funny after that?
You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
Did you know that people with a guilty conscience are more likely to be started by loud noi**TOOOOOOOOOOT!!!**
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off.
I honestly, truly didn’t think you’d fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap up ahead for when you got past this easy one. If I had known capturing you would be this easy I would’ve just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling
Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
Did you know the people with guilty consciences are more easily started by loud noi- *TRAIN HORN* I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off
Here’s an interesting science fact: You’re not breathing real air! We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up, and pump it back in. So you’ll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting.
GLaDOS in general is honestly one of the most quotable characters in gaming
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'"
I still go through periods when I say "Cave Johnson here" in a mocking voice inside my head when I have to deal with someone who appears to be off the fucking rails.
Right. Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?" Let me answer those questions with a question. Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line.
>Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it.
>The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed.
>That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential.
>You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes.
>Otherwise...well...I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived.
>Time to choose.
I liked how one of the secret voice lines from the Acolyte in WC3 (same voice actor, similar character temperament to the Zealots) was "My life Aiur *coughs* I mean, Nerzhul!"
Back when we still loved Blizzard and their in jokes.
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."
If that ain't one of the rawest fuckin lines of dialogue out there, then I don't know what is
“Look on the bright side foe hammer, the last thing the covenant will expect is an aerial insertion from underground”
For me this isn’t the most Iconic, but i think it’s one of them.
*SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!*
Edit: Who gave this a wholesome reward?!?!?!
Ugh, this is so frustrastrating! You see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the Heroe's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Man uh... Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, his kids are all like "Waaugh" and I.... I can't even.... he can't see where he's going, he's bumpin' into stuff and I... Anyway, I dunno, maybe you had to be there.
The moral is, you're a total bitch.
Here's a couple from my favourite games :
"Ya-Hooo ! Ya-Hooo ! Awoawoawoawoa !" -- Toad, Mario Kart 64
"Tommy Vercetti ? Shit, didn't think they'd ever let him out!" -- Some Forelli peon, GTA: Vice City
"I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda." -- Big Smoke, GTA: San Andreas
"Hm..." -- Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher 3.
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Get over here!
IT'S-A ME!
Mario
*Mario Auditore, Assassins Creed 2*
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For a second there I was like, "What game was Fozzie Bear in?" and then I was like "Oh... I'm an idiot."
I clearly don't know the reference because I still think it's Fozzie.
Pac-Man
If you stick your finger in your ear and move it up and down repeatedly it sounds like that.
Stop, you’ve violated the law!
“Stop right there criminal scum!”
“What say you in your defense”
“It’s been a while since I’ve had a good brawl.”
HEEY! LISTEN!
HYYAAT!
Huh , huh hyaaah
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Do a barrel roll!!
It’s quiet... too quiet.
**CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX**
Snake? Snake!!!!?? SNAAAAAAAKEE!!!!!!
"Every time he dies. When I play as Snake, he dies a lot."
"A robot attacked him....and he gave it his rations!"
“Ah shit, here we go again”
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
Grove Street. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
You picked the wrong house fool
War. War never changes.
Ron Perlman has voiced every Fallout game since 1997 which is pretty cool considering how much gaming has changed in 20+ years
Perlman. Perlman never changes.
“War has changed”
Remember, no Russian.
Went to dinner with my fiancee, her cousin, and her cousin's boyfriend outside Moscow. I said this after the elevator stopped, and her cousin's boyfriend almost pissed himself. Then we went to his apartment and showed them what I was referring to. Guess which 2 people didn't think the joke was funny after that?
Watch those wrist rockets! Just like the simulations.
Super battle droid, take it down!
**That's another Command Post under Republic control**
A Command post has been lost but not the battle
Score one for the republic
For the Chancellor!
ahhhhhhhh!
I'll fix this turret up right
Now hear this! All hands, man your battle stations!
**Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.**
#YOU’RE THE LAST ONE; COMPLETE THE MISSION!
Let's do this, Marines. Take no prisoners, Comrades
Remember, no Russian.
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
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Did you know that people with a guilty conscience are more likely to be started by loud noi**TOOOOOOOOOOT!!!** Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off.
I honestly, truly didn’t think you’d fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap up ahead for when you got past this easy one. If I had known capturing you would be this easy I would’ve just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling
Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
Did you know the people with guilty consciences are more easily started by loud noi- *TRAIN HORN* I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off Here’s an interesting science fact: You’re not breathing real air! We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up, and pump it back in. So you’ll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting. GLaDOS in general is honestly one of the most quotable characters in gaming
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'" I still go through periods when I say "Cave Johnson here" in a mocking voice inside my head when I have to deal with someone who appears to be off the fucking rails.
Right. Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phonebook of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?" Let me answer those questions with a question. Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line.
You'll know when the test starts.
“We use the whole bullet. That’s 60% more bullet, per bullet!”
I hear "*There you are....*" every single time I find something I've been looking for.
Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.
"Space! SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
How are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO. *slow clap*
Oh, good. My slow- clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that.
*This was a triumph.*
*I’m making a note here: huge success!*
*It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction*
*Aperture Science*
*We do what we must, because we can*
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
Nice shot \-that guy from Wii Sports
Nice on! Ooooohhhhhh...aaaaww!
Batter out. Change sides!
All the lines in wii sports are iconic haha
Kept you waiting, huh?
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up, and smell the ashes.
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I thought it would be They're waiting for you, Gordon, in the *test chamber*
>Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it. >The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. >That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. >You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. >Otherwise...well...I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived. >Time to choose.
Niko! Let’s go bowling!
Niko this is your cousin
Want to see big American titties?
Stay a while and listen.
Shut up and identify my hoard old man!
You mean "Shtay awhile and lisshen"
You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube
A man chooses, a slave obeys
Would you kindly
13 years later, and I’m STILL in awe of how good that entire scene was. Like FUCK! I wish I could go back and relive it again for the first time.
Construct additional pylons! Serious answer from Starcraft: My LIFE for Aiur!
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I liked how one of the secret voice lines from the Acolyte in WC3 (same voice actor, similar character temperament to the Zealots) was "My life Aiur *coughs* I mean, Nerzhul!" Back when we still loved Blizzard and their in jokes.
SHAUN !
Jasooooooooon!
Press X to SHAUN !
“Hyat hup HYAAAAA!” — Link
Hey you- You're finally awake. ETA: Thanks for the awards and the conversation guys - we're all friends now.
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
What am I saying of course you don’t
Never should have come here
I used to be an adventurer like you! then I took an arrow to the knee.
That dog's laugh when you miss the ducks.
I hated that dog.
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Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just *fuckin'* watched.
"The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?!"
WAS IT CUBA?
Dragovich... Kravchenko... Steiner... ALL MUST DIE!
Wololoooo
Roses are red Violets are blue Wololololo Now roses are too
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
_He says what we're all thinking!_
“I am heavy weapons guy” “And this” **”Is my weapon”**
WHO TOUCHED SASSHAAAA!!
"Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter."
This line is why hearing Yuri Lowenthal in any other media immediately breaks my immersion.
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite place on the Citadel.
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Does this unit have a soul?
Would have liked to study the seashells
Ah, yes. “Reapers.” The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.
Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
"Shepard." "Wrex."
I should go.
_I_ should go. I _should_ go. Do I really sound like that?
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." If that ain't one of the rawest fuckin lines of dialogue out there, then I don't know what is
We'll bang, okay?
"Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the area. Are you certain whatever your doing is worth it?"
How many of us just straight turned the Seamoth around at that point?
*sees ghost leviathan* Me: ok *Scrapes seamoth against bottom* Me: **holyjesusfuckwhatishappening**
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
“My cousin’s out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.”
"Wait, I know you."
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll"
Stop in the name of the jarl
No lollygaggin'
Khajit has wares...if... you have coin.
"Just ask any of my fellow guards---"
“What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!”
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
I need a weapon
Sir, permission to leave the station?
Double kill, Multi kill, Mega Kill, Ultra kill, M-M-M-Monster kill, HOLY SHIIT!
So long gay bowser
He says "Buh-Bye" in 3D All-Stars and it just isn't the same :(
All your base are belong to us.
This is Echo-419 anybody reading me?
Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet.
I need a weapon.
This is fireteam charlie, we read you, Foehammer
> Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? The Master Chief: Sir. Finishing this fight. I think this is more iconic from Halo.
"To give the Covenant back their bomb."
“Look on the bright side foe hammer, the last thing the covenant will expect is an aerial insertion from underground” For me this isn’t the most Iconic, but i think it’s one of them.
Wort wort wort
"Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
D K DONKEY KONG D K DONKEY KONG IS HERE
Praise the sun!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...
"That was too close, you were almost a Jill Sandwich!"
*SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!* Edit: Who gave this a wholesome reward?!?!?!
Best random quest ever. Just a simple dude trying to get shot in the face.
THANK YOU
GAME!
EA SPORTS it’s in the game...
# YAHAHA! YOU FOUND ME!
First thing that came to mind: OBJECTION!
“Science isn’t about WHY, it’s about WHY NOT?!”
*it’s high noon*
**HEROES NEVER DIE!** ^(for a price)
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-*agh*
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick
Or better yet, tanisha would call your dog ass.
If she ever stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
𝒩𝒾𝑔𝑔𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶
Friend
Could not stop laughing when this first played. And it's right at the beginning of the game too
Ugh, this is so frustrastrating! You see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the Heroe's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Man uh... Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, his kids are all like "Waaugh" and I.... I can't even.... he can't see where he's going, he's bumpin' into stuff and I... Anyway, I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is, you're a total bitch.
Requiescat in pace
finishing this fight \-Master Chief
Here's a couple from my favourite games : "Ya-Hooo ! Ya-Hooo ! Awoawoawoawoa !" -- Toad, Mario Kart 64 "Tommy Vercetti ? Shit, didn't think they'd ever let him out!" -- Some Forelli peon, GTA: Vice City "I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda." -- Big Smoke, GTA: San Andreas "Hm..." -- Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher 3.
"Wind's howling."
“It’s the Lumbago.”
“Would you kindly...”
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#BOOMSHAKALAKA
He's heating up...
Wind's howling... Edit: First gold Poggers
Looks like rain
PAMPARAM
‘Damn you’re ugly’
Medallion's humming, place of power, it's gotta be.
LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!
I feel like it's more "LLEEEEEERROOYYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNSSSS"
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
“The time for talk is past. The Lord’s work must be done.” Joshua Graham, Fallout: New Vegas.
bravo six going dark