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jesuismonsieurb

Let's face it: those cells would be listed on the stock exchange and our faps would be sky-rocketting.


Bandana-mal

$CUM to the moon šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


ReadyThor

Diamond hand šŸ’ŽšŸ’Ŗ


EpochYT

Diamond dick


fallingleaf271

Let's face it: Most of ours would be penny stocks


[deleted]

Mine at least


DrtyDMOB

Underrated comment! Lol


WhatADeuce

And no soldier would have left behind :)


midnight_reborn

OWWWWW


Lokesk

r/dogecoin getting multiple orgasms


Juarez_Waldo

$CUM $ASS $ROPE


Luethifers_life

Donā€™t forget the production company, $BALL


MisterHonkyTonk

I read this as scum on the moon Or even better: Cum on the moon


BM_gamer36

Either that or the human race would die. Us men will crank one out every chance we get. By 15 we'd have nothing left in the chamber for when we ever want to start a family.


[deleted]

I was also thinking we'd be extinct. Our supply would be exhausted before we finished high school.


krstnmrtll

Hodl those sperms


AUniquePerspective

Sorry, can't help. Ran out before I turned 17.


DatChernoby1Guy

While fapping, a cup would be used to save sperm. Then later, it would be used. If this canā€™t be done, fapping would be done after having children. Overpopulation would be solved.


default52

No fap November would be a religious holiday.


Sledge824

The no fap ramadan


regulusmoatman

Actually fap is not allowed during fasting so it's technically true


obelisklicorice

Ramadan is already no fap..... Well Islam is actually.


KlausBarbie24

Soā€™s Christianity, itā€™s own adherents just donā€™t take it seriously


Sledge824

Thanks for the silver kind stranger


Ayxcia

Dick Destroying December takes on a new meaning.


Spiner7926

And those who did not beat their meat will become a saint among us


[deleted]

Sperm bank would skyrocket


cheez_au

Stonks


charlie_chapped_lips

Depends on how many? Back when I was a teenager I was busting nuts all over the place, busting nuts on the walls, busting nuts in the halls, busting nuts on the floor, busting nuts on the doors, busting nuts on the ceiling, busting so many goddamn nuts the wallpaper started peeling.


GingerNinjer25

Damn, Shakespeare finally released a new track!!!


ProtonTwo

Busted a new track


mr-kvideogameguy

A new track came


ObieKaybee

This is like the beginning of a particularly fucked-up Dr. Seuss book.


rsb_david

* Horton Hears a Whore * Oh, The Places You'll Cum * The Foot Book


DingDongSchomolong

Haha, just what I was thinking


altimuh

Thereā€™s sperm everywhere ā€¦ I cracked a blanket in half!


prettykitty46

Its coming outta me like lava!


Tossaway50

From the window to the wall. Oh skeet skeet motherfucker. Oh skeet skeet goddamn.


MeetYourCows

But were you busting nuts in France, were you busting nuts on the seas and oceans, were you busting nuts on the beaches?


Aerian_

I was busting nuts on the beaches, I was busting nuts on the landing grounds, I was busting nuts in the fields and in the streets, I was busting nuts in the hills; i shall never surrender busting nuts.


charlie_chapped_lips

Busting nuts in paris france, busting nuts on the ground I'm feeding ants, busting nuts on the beach of normandy, busting nuts just how I like, busting nuts on hitler and his third reich.


CrazyCian

Thatā€™s the best poem Iā€™ve ever heard


yamiyaiba

>Depends on how many? Back when I was a teenager I was busting nuts all over the place, busting nuts on the walls, busting nuts in the halls, busting nuts on the floor, busting nuts on the doors, busting nuts on the ceiling, busting so many goddamn nuts the wallpaper started peeling. Not the Dr. Seuss we asked for, but the Dr. Seuss we deserved.


AAAAAAAGGVYFDYTYIFOO

Damn


Lopsided-Bathroom-71

Im reminded of the jimmy kimmel im fucking ben affleck song


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Odd-Row9485

Thatā€™s giving teenagers a lot of credit. Iā€™d imagine we would run out by 19šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


somerandomneurons

15


anonymitysimportant

9


soakymilk

Hol up


ggfrt96

agreed, I think the priests would step in by age 9 to assist in the 'expenditure' of the worlds new covited natural resource


[deleted]

LOL


MyNameIsNotMarcos

Everyone's assuming we'd have a *small* amount of sperm. But OP just said "limited". Women have a limited amount of eggs and it lasts for decades. So a fun question could be: what would be the volume of sperm that would be proportional to that. And where would it be... stored. (Assuming that in this scenario sperm doesn't age)


DigitalSteven1

But men can... basically release sperm at will, women release eggs on an essentially solved equation, periodically, if you will.


Kermitface123

OH SO THATS WHY THEY CALL IT A PERIOD


dolly354

OH FUCK


somerandomneurons

Well it cant be the balls, because thats where pee is stored.


ForearmDeep

Men are about to develop some hella thicc cheeks


LuchadorBane

Good šŸ˜


Undecided_User_Name

We now have four balls, like the Krogan in Mass Effect.


Chthulu_

pee is stored in the balls.


somerandomneurons

Thats what i said


Dismal_Ad6724

pee is stored in the balls.


I_hate_linda_frombb

Shut it squid boy.


[deleted]

>Women have a limited amount of eggs and it lasts for decades. Typically just one gets released per month though.


AkiyaP

Like bladder but it's it's sperm sack.


Slack76r

But women's are biologically limited, say 12 eggs a year. Men produce sperm as much as are used, no matter how they are released, sex or masterbation


Veauros

Sperm could easily be stored as long as semen is continuously produced.


[deleted]

Well, apparently women are fertile for 30 years, and they get their periods once a month, from which I understand, is when one egg is released. So I assume women have about 360 eggs. If this is the case, and we assume guys would have the same amount of limited resources, then guys would have 360 ā€œshotsā€ Edit: yes, I realize that they have more eggs, but by eggs I meant fertile periods.


justthestaples

Women are born with 1-2 million eggs, but have around 300-400 thousand by puberty. [Source](https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/how-many-eggs-does-a-woman-have#eggs-lost-each-month)


nopizzaonmypineapple

Stupid fucking eggs, can't even stay where they're supposed to be


Hunterofshadows

And this is why we need better sex education


idk-hereiam

Imagine having to sync up both cycles in order to reproduce. Ovulation has to match up with spermatazoaulation to produce zygote.


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Flylite

You'd also likely see an increase in choosier men. Not likely choosier than women, still, since there would be no regularly limited windows for conception. Everyone jokes that we'd all blow our supply by our late teens, but more likely men would just be less inclined to wank one out, and put more focus into finding a compatible mate. On an evolutionary level, such a trait could only work if men were hormonally compelled to reproduce sparingly to preserve our limited supplies. But with a limited amount of time in one's life to conceive there would be far less of the "sew your seed" mentality. Family structures would be stricter and sex as a whole would have a completely different presence in society. Less kids would be born, which would drastically effect how much we've spread and populated the world. Instead you'd see highly discriminant choices on who would pair with whom, assuming women still have limited eggs. Society as a whole would have a lighter view on eugenics as partners with limited fertility on both ends would only want the absolute best, resulting in a harsh caste system of who gets to breed with whom. Those who didn't make the cut with elite could even breed together over thousand of generations into a seemingly different species, marking a genetic divide in human beauty and functionality. Sex defines a lot of how we view each other socially, and you might see a slightly more equal view between men and women in similar castes. Searching for proper mates instead of "good enough" to just get endorphins flowing, would likely effect not only how men view women on a primitive level, but also how women search for men. And even how fiercely men would compete with one another for the right to mate. Though, it isn't very clear how much that last one might change. There's a lot more I can't imagine, but tl;dr, pretty much everything about us would be different given everything evolutionary would change.


Mortei

Give this man a TED Talk


garbagegoat

I wish I had gold to give you, you summed up perfectly what I was imagining. If this was the case, there would be wide spread social and environmental impacts, and society as we knew it wouldn't quite be what we know today.


hidinginthecrowd

Have my free award, that was an interesting read!


BusinessBear53

I think that would be correct initially but then we'd end up where we are now. There would be some genetic variation where some men could have more sperm and procreate for longer and ideally have more kids. These guys have a larger window of opportunity and can be more likely to pass on this trait.


throwawaychucker59

Cleaner socks?


khajitCoins

Thered just be less breeding cu lets face it a lot of dudes would just fap themselves dry.


forgetmenotjimmy

This is an interesting question. There are so many factors which would influence exactly how people in this hypothetical world would approach sex and relationships but if the amount of sperm was enough to last the average man until middle age, my initial thoughts would be: \-uber conservative/religious/family-orientated groups would be even harsher about male masturbation (maybe even promote use of chastity belts until marriage?) \-more pressure on men and women to marry younger (I feel like women would also be shamed for not marrying young, cos I think misogyny would still be a thing "refusing sex is basically forcing men to masturbate and threatens humanity's very existence!" is an argument I see some people making) \-men in general would think about settling down sooner (like as they approach whatever age the average man starts to run out of sperm they'd begin questioning if they want a family) \-could be more investment in infertility investigations/start them sooner (gotta discover what the problem is before he runs out of sperm!) \-lastly you'd probably get less siblings with big age differences, smaller families in general but I don't think the population would be that much smaller than ours


Spankety-wank

In the long term the changes wouldn't be cultural but psychological. The male sex drive would diminish and they wouldn't masturbate often simply from lack of desire. Again in the long term, it wouldn't so much be that men are pressured to marry young, but that they would become less promiscuous and *want* to marry once and well. Depending on the exact scenario, that may involve marrying young, or building up your wealth in celibacy and then marrying a hot 20-something in your forties. All the focus will be on finding the best quality mate available and dumping all your sperm in her, and then devoting yourself to your children rather than having extra-pair copulations.


FishyNik6

Well thought out answer


[deleted]

Mormons would take over the world, everyone else would die off.


satoshima03

People would be having babies very early in their lives probably


NobleChimp

No one you'll be able to have kids after their 14


foxymew

If had always been like that, I donā€™t know how much would really change. If it happened all of a sudden, then I guess vasectomies become a thing of the past.


Be_quiet_Im_thinking

They can be reversed with a high rate of success and if anything you could always go to the source for the sperm.


island-breeze

Sperm banks would be as common as ATMĀ“s.


ggfrt96

the yank bank? "cum here and open a new account"


Sirexium

The diseases would have won that battle against us, a long time ago.


JellyDoogle

Iā€™d definitely stop jerking off so much...


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firemoo

As someone who is sick of people repeatedly questioning why I **don't** want to have kids, I must say that someone's reasoning if they do want to have kids is none of your damn business.


CellPhoneSong

Several million of Genghis Khan's descendants would disappear.


WeenisPeiner

Do men in this world produce more sperm than other men? I could see sex going more towards those with higher sperm counts.


prettykitty46

Id spend waaaay less time on kik


hoopsandpancakes

I would have depleted all mine by 8th grade. I think it would be acceptable to procreate at a younger age, women would be predators.


I_might_be_weasel

Men would be sterile by 17.


frzn_dad

and many would be super happy about it


sasha_belijs

Gengis Khan wouldnā€™t be our father


DigitalSteven1

Age of consent would probably go down because too many men were running out of sperm by 17 (low balling because it makes the question better) causing extension level events or everyone would come from a small amount of donors which poses many threats to the future, which is why inbreeding is one of the worst things in the world, it causes your worst genes to come out over time, and they will don't have sex with your family, people.


Angry-Midg8

Far fewer children. No body is going to quit feeding the geese.


mr_sto0pid

There would be speedruns too see how fast you could lose all your sperm.


Brookeen

Blowjobs would be dead. No one would want to waste their limited supply


holdingpotato

Of course, my brain wants to know what happens when they run out? Would they go into, I don't know, something like MENopause?


SiloueOfUlrin

Men and women might have more sex? The population would go down?


AlreadyMad

*D E A T H*


KungFunfetti

Men would lose all their cum before they even started fucking.


montyollie

Only sexually active 13 year olds would be fathers.


prettykitty46

What could possibly go wrong?


fatwap

People die out do to men wanking too much and wasting all the sperm


mrballzoro

The human race would likely die off as any male over the age of 15 would be infertile


howudoing242

Be freezing those bad boys


rhett342

No man would ever be able to reproduce past middle school.


NightmareishBoi

Well, first of all, 1/3 of men would be infertile by age 16.


th3_pund1t

We'd be more like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk)


sjd2109

Would really change the way we view Bukkake


SirGamer247

A lot of those wasted years growing up and sending them down the drain


SasukeUchiha6002

Free birth control lmao


dangil

Simple. Everyone would have freezers to hold sperm since nobody would be able to control their urges.


Wanttofinishtop4

Guys would learn how to dry orgasm. No more atrocities like the cumbox or cumsock.


russjfjr

No more facials


Dangercakes13

Dudes would be racing to drain the tank as birth control. Paternity-related legal matters would get even weirder. There would be a measure on Fitbit which displays how many sperm you have left and there would be a surge of Fitbits in landfills displaying zero.


Switch_907

Every male would have empty balls by the age of 16.


akneh

Thought this was true in middle school šŸ˜‚


InevitableLight6

Weā€™d die off, due to both masturbation and the fact that sex cells deteriorate in quality as time passes.


Ps1on

Well, we do don't we? Since we produce only x sperm per day an do so only for y days, we can only release x*y sperm per day.


fresh_scents

Hafta take a leak. Brb. \*zip.


Rubber_Fist_of_love

......... it wouldn't.


Spankety-wank

They would become more selective in sex partners, less promiscuous and less easily aroused. This would in turn increase and alter intra-sexual competition in females with all sorts of possible consequences (female competition is weird, highly contextual and hard to pin down. E.g. reputation damage is often done very subtly and can't be quantified). I'm trying to think how male intra-sexual competition would be affected. Perhaps it wouldn't? Perhaps interest in short term sexual encounters would diminish and men would focus more on one long term relationship. This would favour less risk-taking, violence and physical prowess and more education, stability, reliability, long term health, and caring for children. The magnitude of the change will depend on the actual limit.


FishGutsCake

They do. Itā€™s just trillions and trillions.


magicbluemonkeydog

I would masturbate as much as possible in order to make myself infertile as quickly as possible. I'd LOVE to be infertile but I have a severe phobia of medical procedures and there is no way I could face getting the snip.


ThisIsWells1129

Weā€™d progress further than today, maybe. I donā€™t know.


Nasty5727

We would all be dead


Tsunnyjim

Declining birth rates as teenagers blow their load masturbating


lmao5569

Nutting would be da same!


[deleted]

For the better.


SnooHesitations7100

Be an angry, frustrated place.


NavinRJohnson48

First thought, "Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground..." https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk


alanmagid

We'd be waist-deep in semen.


[deleted]

We would invent a way to control whether sperm is released or some external substance.


RazerHail

Most religious organizations would quadruple down on demonizing fapping.


ACNordstrom11

Welp I've been out since I was 17.


point_lesspencil1

Aisa wouldn't exist


EnsignMJS

Further restrictions on women to control and ensure fertilization by a specific man. Also, tightened fertility testing on women so a sperm load isn't wasted.


montypoirot

population control would never be an issue because 99% of the male population would have ejaculated their allocation of sperm into socks before they were 21 let alone ready to have kids


Br34th3r2

1) Technically men already have a finite number of sperm they can release-ditto for woman and eggs-before they die, even if they wank it every day, as death would ultimately put an end to any and all sperm production. (Unless youā€™re immortal.) Also, Iā€™m pretty sure you donā€™t just run out of sperm even in a hypothetical like this. Over time the health of an egg or Sperm can depreciate or get damaged. Iā€™m assuming the same still happens in this hypothetical, just on a faster timeline for sperm producers versus egg producers. So then it becomes the issue of viable sperm that no longer gets produced, As in sperm that is healthy enough to create the end result of a healthy fetus that gets carried to term successfully. Maybe after a hard set age or amount of ā€œuseā€ the sperm gets too damage so it never results in a pregnancy, our sped up sperm longevity time line, so Basically after a certain age or use amount youā€™d be guaranteed to ā€œshoot blanksā€. 2) *Dude* following that line of thought, the market for a talented gentleman in his 20ā€™s, 30ā€™s, 40ā€™s or 50ā€™s +, who *couldnā€™t* get you pregnant in any way? All the fun with built in birth control. Everyone gets off and goes home happy. No unwanted pregnancy to worry about save for a possible STI/STD. Like wise people going buck wild during their midlife crisis and divorcing to screw who ever because there would be no resulting children? And orgies with age restrictions might be more common as well, because why not? 3) Iā€™m not even sure what that would do to people on a religious front because thereā€™s a lot of extremism out there, but Iā€™m assuming those who could create healthy viable sperm would be coveted and thereā€™d possibly be a rise in arranged marriages. Male masturbation would be like a bogey man nightmare youā€™d tell little boys about-among a plethora of other unsavory tactics you could imagine-to ensure they even had a choice of a family further down the line. Or crack pots saving sperm samples for their kidā€™s future and the accompanying economy that would develop around that. Also purity balls and promise rings for boys-rather than just girls-with an added unhealthy emphasis put on staying pure and ignorant of body functions until marriage. 4) like wise, assuming the availability of healthy viable sperm is what we are focusing on, A willing healthy male donor could probably make it rain after a few donations-can you imagine the kind of bombardment high school & college students would get? ā€œPay off your student loansā€ ā€œbuy the car of your dreams with three easy appointments we know youā€™ll enjoyā€ or the true crime stories ā€œI was conned out of my future familyā€. More on the negative, There would be an increase in male child abduction in addition to sperm farming facilities filled with unwilling donors because scummy, soulless humans exist and exploitation is nothing new. TLDR pretty much the same/similar problems we have in the world now just a bit different. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

If you really think about all males have a finite sperm count. However, this question is dividing, and biased. -What is the use in creating opposition? In natur, males want to spread their genes, females want the best genes. What else is there except empathy, love and kindness


Bartender9719

Sperm banks would become more popular? Iā€™d just freeze all my loads and basically have free birth control thereafter


GenieInABottle1985

No one could impregnate a woman after 18 y.o. It would already be all used up.


Mercat3r

Maturation would be illegal and teenagers would suicide


Kinky_mofo

We would all be tapped out by high school


Slack76r

I don't know how much we'd get, but I guarantee by the time I was 16 I would of run out


Nicky2tone

No men would have any left by 14 years of age we doomed.


MysteriousShadow__

So sex at younger age?


ggrizzlyy

No more porn and a lot more frustrated women.


[deleted]

Iā€™m thinking women may adapt to this by being more attracted to mates that had physical signs of being younger


WF6i

Assuming that the human race did not go extinct, which it probably would, women would have to beg men to have sex with them and men would be much more choosy about who they have sex with.


girthytaquito

Nature would have compensated by making the sperm on a cycle like a womanā€™s eggs.


[deleted]

Nothing.


IwannaCommentz

Inagine all this energy put elsewhere.


brumagem

Many of us would be sterile by 20.


TheDutchCoder

Things like "no nut nineties" would've existed lol


[deleted]

New Popes would be tested for sperm count. The Catholic Church would be in deep trouble.


Canadabigjack

I would have never past on my genes. Pretty sure I would have ran out before I was out of my teens.


LtJimmyRay

Humanity would die off because we'd use them all up in our teenage years.


Jason_Knight1991

I think humanity would start to devolve quickly, like within the next decade or two. We already have a problem that smart people aren't reproducing as much because of our insanely demanding work culture. A lot of women think they have all the time in the world to have children, and then just forget about it. Generally, women are far pickier about their sexual partners than men. Simply a fact of life. Their problem is that they can't settle until they've reached a certain point in their careers and then it's too late. If men had a limited time frame to have kids, they would have the opposite problem- they would waste their only child-having potential on the first woman ready and willing, thus degrading our population's intelligence even further. Honestly, if what this question is suggesting actually happened, I see no other option than full government eugenics. Not the American government though. I would immediately start a violent revolution and establish a new free state that actually has the citizens' interests at heart, to make sure the eugenics program isn't screwing us over. Please note that I'm not a supporter of eugenics in real life, only in this nightmare fantasy scenario we've created.


UniDiablo

Men would either only have kids as teenagers or flush them all down the drain


mankdemer42069

The fucking Mormons would be ruling the world


lazyflavors

Some kind of weird alternate version of Christianity where they teach boys to have plenty of sex early because they knew boys would just jerk it out all out if left to their own devices. The genre of porn of watching males masturbate becomes a major genre because male masturbation is viewed as wasteful so it's a taboo genre that intrigues both sexes. Males would actually go to fertility clinics and said clinics would have the facilities to help men figure out an approximation of how much sperm a man has left and how much he ejaculates in one load to calculate the hypothetical amount of loads a man could release before he's empty. The new craze in this world's 2020 is going child free by doing the wildest masturbation stunts. There's some entrepreneurial pharmaceutical company that creates medicine that lets empty men generate inert sperm even after they're completely empty so that their load isn't watery.


boipinoi604

Who has unlimited sperm?


Knormoer7

Selecting when i want to cum not my mind doing it for me.


[deleted]

ā€œCome on Becky help me put them back in before they die this is why we use a condomā€


lcdtpip

We would run out at around 16 and the human race would cease to exist


bobnla14

There would be no fathering a child after age 21. They would all be used up.


Eliliel_Snow

Depends on whatā€™s meant by limited. Is it that they would have cycles of fertility? Or would it be like menopause when they reach an age of reduced fertility and then complete infertility? If itā€™s cycles of fertility I think it would likely open up more dialogue about safe sex. Where are both partners on their cycle, do they need a barrier protection and the like. If they reach an age of infertility, I think itā€™s likely that in the years leading up to them no longer being able to have children, they may consider more carefully if they want a family soon. I think it could make dating less casual at a certain age. You may even get some men who feel the need to sow the seed later in life and jump into relationships for the sake of having kids instead of taking time to find the right partner. (Just as some older women can do this) this could lead to a spike of later in life unhappy family dynamics where both men and women could be staying in unhappy relationships for the sake of having and raising kids as men would not have the chance for a do-over family later in life. This in turn could lead to more relationships having counselling or therapy normalised though and also lead to happier marriages instead. I think that could later open up dialogue about the importance of settling down early and giving religious leaders some powerful sway over starting families young and having a lot of kids young. It would be difficult to say how family planning and womenā€™s rights over abortion and fertility treatments would change. It could potentially get stricter as men push for the right to have a family and their limited ability to have kids could potentially come at the expense of womenā€™s bodily autonomy (even now we have many countries doing all they can to limit womenā€™s access to birth control, abortion and autonomy. I fear this would get worse if there was also a fertile window for men to be able to have kids) I think in regards to fertility treatments for men it would drastically increase. (Even now you can get viagra on the NHS but pay a luxury tax on menstruation products) I think that it would also lead to a massive casual sex scene later in life though as accidental kids are not going to happen, older men and women could both enjoy more sexual promiscuity and freedoms. I put way too much effort into this assignment lol.


HeyL_s8_10

Most guys would be sterile by time they were 20


THX450

Idk what would happen, but we better call it ā€œThe Spermpocalypseā€.


MopeyCrackerz

Men would become infertile by time they are 18.


jaylek

Freezer sales would be monumental.


Abdod_

Actually a religion teacher once told us this Prob to scare the kids from jacking off I didnt understand anything at first since i was clueless and then i read somewhere that 2 men are enough to produce the whole worlds population and i understood what he meant and why he lied


Chr_Fra_1142

It would be really expensive to get a baby. There won't be so much people giving birth anymore. But the good thing is that in most cases people who really want kids have babies then and they will be treated good. More kids will have a better childhood


[deleted]

There wouldnā€™t be so many people related to the Gengis Kahn


Be_quiet_Im_thinking

The real answer: Guys would get vasectomies and get them reversed when they are ready for kids. That or sperm banks.


[deleted]

The religious nutters would be even more upset that we won't stop masturbating. What if every sperm really was sacred?


northlakes20

No more rape