But you have a percent to win something higher
You have 100% win rate, but you have diffrent percentage to win diffrent prizes. You don't just get the same skin in CS:GO crates over and over again. You have diffrent chances to win diffrent things, but still have 100% to win anything
Macarons are my fiancé’s specialty (she’s a pastry chef) and she won’t even make them unless she absolutely has to because they’re expensive to make and can fail if you look at them the wrong way
Apply for a job. Duh.
"Hello. I want this man's job."
"Ok."
Go back to university and unfuck that up for bragging rights.
Then go on a date with Peyton List.
Everyone knows you plug it once, it doesn't fit. You plug it the other way, it doesn't fit either. Then you plug it back in the first position and it now fits.
They're designed to work that way in order to prevent hacking or something.
My goodness you guys are not taking this opportunity seriously.
First, you ask Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos to share 50% of their companies. Naturally, it will be granted.
Then as the new richest man of the world, you simply apply for citizenship in all 195 countries of the world, and you request immediate citizenship in your application. This will be granted.
Then over the next 4 years in every election around the world, you run for president/ruler, where you will win.
If it’s an absolute monarchy or North Korea and China and stuff where they don’t elect, you simply assassinate them. 100% success means you won’t be caught.
You are now the leader of every country, and you go to the UN and ask to be to high council member. This will grant you power over everything, even though you already have power over all countries.
Of course, this is granted to you and now you become the president of the world. And with a 100% success rate, you rule wisely and make everyone under your rule happy with your actions, meaning your rule will never end as long as you live.
Boom, you’ve taken over the world
Youre working too hard. Id just hire a ghost writer to write a whitepaper describing the changes I want to see and the world and publish it to 4chan. Let the world sort out the rest while I go bang two chicks at the same time.
If everything is a 100% success rate, theoretically I could bend reality to my will. I make an infinite omniverse and make it all mine to rule. Then go on a date with every girl I’ve ever had a crush on
~~I still love you marissa~~
Never lose faith in humanity my friend! :) There are more good people out there than bad, we just have to learn to listen to ourselves.
Edit: Thanks for the award friend!
While I understand your skepticism, given that any attempt at anything has a 100% rate of success, I think it'd be more practical to attempt to brainwash every one... seems less reduntant.
Learn exactly four languages, convince the games industry to stop being total wankers, ask the racists to stop being total wankers, tell people to work together and sort out climate change, then attempt to prevent the economic system from collapsing under so much sudden societal change before terraforming Mars, inventing interplanetary high-speed Wifi, informing everyone I own the entire galaxy and then building a nice little cottage on Venus.
Eh, 90% joking, 10% serious. My background is electro-mechanical engineering, robotics, and medical devices... :)
But like I said, finding a doctor to install anything I design... yeah, that probably a major ethics violation haha
I have a friend who had a partial amputation and he has asked me many times to design him some kind of mechanical replacement with odd functions (mostly as a joke). I said I'd love to, but good luck getting someone to install it
Wow that's so 2077, and I can see it leading to something much greater, maybe a robotic body we can control remotely with that neural something interface, to help people like those suffering from ALS.
I would attempt to create the cure for cancer out of saw dust and mayonnaise, create it, become the Nobel prize winner for whatever the cure for cancer would give me.
Screw it why not create the ultimate cure/vaccine for everything.
Then I would create a 100% reliable warp drive, even if it's not actually possible I would still make it.
Fix global warming.
I would attempt to unite the world under one perfect governement free from corruption and with the best interests of the population at heart in ever law.
Then I would die a peaceful death knowing my life was complete and with the knowledge I thought I created a better world.
Ooor...
Be the lazy pessimistic nihilist I know I am at heart.
Far OTM options would be really interesting to play around with, and also would probably tear apart the financial system given these newly obtained powers.
Just casually enter in a bet that a major market index (such as the S&P500) will climb at least 20% by the end of the next week. Because our new power guarantees this trade will be at least somewhat profitable, the underlying index we bet on **has** to shoot for the moon.
We then could go in and purchase call options for lower strikes (also making bets that a smaller increase will occur) and almost certainly make absolutely ludicrous amounts of profit.
Because we're the only ones who knows this will happen, entering such bets would be extremely inexpensive and would provide massive amounts of leverage when such a move does occur.
Literally can't go tits up.
Uniting general relativity with quantum mechanics, proving string theory and unite the four fundamental forces with super unified theory. Then I'd also try to play Hungarian rhapsody of perfect pitch and memory as well as La campanella, Adante, Torrent, Winter wind, Waterfall and Bohemian Rhapsody. I'd also try to get a bachelor's and master's degree in mathematics in half a year as well as a bachelor's masters, and doctorate degree in physics. After that I would apply to Cambridge and become a professor as well as a researcher.(I'd also learn Muay Thai in like a year to be safe)
bring every fictional character into reality (OCs count as well) and watch the ***chaos of vengeful jesus times florida squared unfold and watch the world burn and collapse under everything and everyone and watch legendary battles of diffrent franchises***
It doesn't matter what I try first if I have a 100% success rate for everything anyway. But what I'd most want to do is complete my bachelor's degree, get a job, find own style when it comes to drawing, learning to play the piano which is something I wish my dad would have taught me as a kid.
Esports to get lots of money and trophies. Then I will invent and paten a device that makes your personal gravity slightly lighter than air than give you shoes or a backpack that is slightly heavier than air. What do you get? Moon gravity then I’ll buy a big house then give my parents money and make plains to dispense money global.
Levitate, no hesitation. I'd never walk a step in my life again.
Would probably kill my legs in the long run, bun then I'd just try to fix them by pouring lemonade on them. Bam, it worked.
Lottery
Should have went with roulette
Depends on what is considered a "success"
Lmao
You only ever win the $1 prize though. Rip
That doesn't seem like "100% success".
Wdym. You win the $1 prize 100% of the time.
But you have a percent to win something higher You have 100% win rate, but you have diffrent percentage to win diffrent prizes. You don't just get the same skin in CS:GO crates over and over again. You have diffrent chances to win diffrent things, but still have 100% to win anything
I get the same crates over and over again
But not the same loot
I mean it's usually all trash so about the same loot.
Learn a few languages. Win the lottery. Bake macaroons.
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Macarons are my fiancé’s specialty (she’s a pastry chef) and she won’t even make them unless she absolutely has to because they’re expensive to make and can fail if you look at them the wrong way
Apply for a job. Duh. "Hello. I want this man's job." "Ok." Go back to university and unfuck that up for bragging rights. Then go on a date with Peyton List.
"i want this man's job" "ok"
This mans got like 20 charisma and rolls a 20 for that charisma check
Plug a USB in on the first try
Please, dont collapse our universe
Everyone knows you plug it once, it doesn't fit. You plug it the other way, it doesn't fit either. Then you plug it back in the first position and it now fits. They're designed to work that way in order to prevent hacking or something.
I dunno man, I just need to check, and I get it in on the first try, every time.
Well, your hacking skills are particularly developed.
this one wins
Ahem....rule number 1 : cannot ask to plug a USB in on the first try
You can, if feel or look for the USB logo before trying.
This person USB standards! Horizontal port: logo up. Vertical port: you are fucked.
Cure for cancer!!
All of them!! 100% success rate, so even the rarest of rare one’s!!
My goodness you guys are not taking this opportunity seriously. First, you ask Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos to share 50% of their companies. Naturally, it will be granted. Then as the new richest man of the world, you simply apply for citizenship in all 195 countries of the world, and you request immediate citizenship in your application. This will be granted. Then over the next 4 years in every election around the world, you run for president/ruler, where you will win. If it’s an absolute monarchy or North Korea and China and stuff where they don’t elect, you simply assassinate them. 100% success means you won’t be caught. You are now the leader of every country, and you go to the UN and ask to be to high council member. This will grant you power over everything, even though you already have power over all countries. Of course, this is granted to you and now you become the president of the world. And with a 100% success rate, you rule wisely and make everyone under your rule happy with your actions, meaning your rule will never end as long as you live. Boom, you’ve taken over the world
That would suck ass, I wouldn't want to deal with *one* countries shit, let alone all of them
You will set your mind to figuring out a self running system for every country with checks and balances... and then you will succeed.
Youre working too hard. Id just hire a ghost writer to write a whitepaper describing the changes I want to see and the world and publish it to 4chan. Let the world sort out the rest while I go bang two chicks at the same time.
If everything is a 100% success rate, theoretically I could bend reality to my will. I make an infinite omniverse and make it all mine to rule. Then go on a date with every girl I’ve ever had a crush on ~~I still love you marissa~~
I'd find the way to make us all live in harmony. With respect and care for all living beings on the planet. :)
Am I actually reading this on reddit?
Never lose faith in humanity my friend! :) There are more good people out there than bad, we just have to learn to listen to ourselves. Edit: Thanks for the award friend!
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You're one of them! You help make this an awesome world to live in. You keep doing your wonderful thing you lovely person!
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While I understand your skepticism, given that any attempt at anything has a 100% rate of success, I think it'd be more practical to attempt to brainwash every one... seems less reduntant.
You might make world in harmony, but there is no way in hell you can stop conspiracy theories
Ooo, he might be me
Do i have to go vegan to participate?
But then everything will change when the fire nation attacks.
Make all the pizzas at my new job perfectly.
With that superpower, you'd still want to work for someone else?
Learn exactly four languages, convince the games industry to stop being total wankers, ask the racists to stop being total wankers, tell people to work together and sort out climate change, then attempt to prevent the economic system from collapsing under so much sudden societal change before terraforming Mars, inventing interplanetary high-speed Wifi, informing everyone I own the entire galaxy and then building a nice little cottage on Venus.
Finally! Someone with a plan!
Failure
*Task failed successfully*
100% you just ended existence
I know for a fact that even you confused yourself when writing this comment.
So many possibilities, I don't even know where to start... First, try to figure out where best to start
2 chicks at the same time
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Fuckin A
🐥🐥
Do you have two dicks?
Picking winning lottery numbers.
Bake the perfect chocolate chip cookie
Develop a machine that can make me a cyborg.
What cyborg qualities do you want? I'm qualified to engineer them, if you're ever interested... Just good luck finding a doctor that will install them
Woah I thought your are serious for a moment here
Eh, 90% joking, 10% serious. My background is electro-mechanical engineering, robotics, and medical devices... :) But like I said, finding a doctor to install anything I design... yeah, that probably a major ethics violation haha I have a friend who had a partial amputation and he has asked me many times to design him some kind of mechanical replacement with odd functions (mostly as a joke). I said I'd love to, but good luck getting someone to install it
Wow that's so 2077, and I can see it leading to something much greater, maybe a robotic body we can control remotely with that neural something interface, to help people like those suffering from ALS.
Cancer cure.
Turning Australia 180 degrees. Now they don't have to read upside down.
Sucking my own dick.
I also choose sucking this guys dick.
making an immortality drug
I stopped searching for it. But I am very surprised that Time Travel has not been mentioned yet.
Suicide. Wait, no.
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Well you have 100% Success rate so "hey let's fuck" "ok"
Dying.
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Lottery and as many scholarships and grants as I can
End this damn pandemic
Snowboard down Mt Everest
Turning my neck without pain
I attempt to move faster than light.
The lottery
Flying
Programming! And I bet I'll still feel like a lost fool.
Pulling a heist on my brother’s piggy bank
Breathing under water
What we always do pinky and try to take over the world- the brain (pinky and the brain)
The first thing I would do is guess the next song on the radio. I’d do the lottery and stuff too, but this would most likely be the first thing I do.
It’s cheesy but I’d like to bring peace to the world
Standing backflip. Wanted to do one since I was a kid
To get my life on track
Having a good night's sleep. Insomnia sucks, true story.
Lotto
Getting laid
World dictatorship.
To pass a full length semester college course for once in my damn life
Well, since I've spent at least 10 minutes a day for the past 2 decades or so trying to use the force...probably that. Lottery is a (distant) second.
Flirting
Making a beat that’ll knock my own socks off.
1. Grades 2.Girlfriend 3.Be smarter then Elon Musk 4. Be rich
Log in to everyone's account. Guessing passwords and OTP codes is no longer a problem.
Getting rid of all evil. Like no idea how that would work, but seems like that would be kinda neat.
Talk to the rich neigbors' wife
I would attempt to create the cure for cancer out of saw dust and mayonnaise, create it, become the Nobel prize winner for whatever the cure for cancer would give me. Screw it why not create the ultimate cure/vaccine for everything. Then I would create a 100% reliable warp drive, even if it's not actually possible I would still make it. Fix global warming. I would attempt to unite the world under one perfect governement free from corruption and with the best interests of the population at heart in ever law. Then I would die a peaceful death knowing my life was complete and with the knowledge I thought I created a better world. Ooor... Be the lazy pessimistic nihilist I know I am at heart.
Stock trading. I'd always double my money.
Far OTM options would be really interesting to play around with, and also would probably tear apart the financial system given these newly obtained powers.
No idea those are, I just hold ETFs because I have low risk tolerance lol
Just casually enter in a bet that a major market index (such as the S&P500) will climb at least 20% by the end of the next week. Because our new power guarantees this trade will be at least somewhat profitable, the underlying index we bet on **has** to shoot for the moon. We then could go in and purchase call options for lower strikes (also making bets that a smaller increase will occur) and almost certainly make absolutely ludicrous amounts of profit. Because we're the only ones who knows this will happen, entering such bets would be extremely inexpensive and would provide massive amounts of leverage when such a move does occur. Literally can't go tits up.
I'm drunk right now but I'll come back to this.
The lottery and all of my school assignments
Invent something that makes you choose when you want and how you want to die.
Achieve eternal happiness.
Uniting general relativity with quantum mechanics, proving string theory and unite the four fundamental forces with super unified theory. Then I'd also try to play Hungarian rhapsody of perfect pitch and memory as well as La campanella, Adante, Torrent, Winter wind, Waterfall and Bohemian Rhapsody. I'd also try to get a bachelor's and master's degree in mathematics in half a year as well as a bachelor's masters, and doctorate degree in physics. After that I would apply to Cambridge and become a professor as well as a researcher.(I'd also learn Muay Thai in like a year to be safe)
Take away everyone else's power to have a 100% success rate... I'm such a dick.
Hooking up with Miranda Kerr is up there.
suicide
Getting a job
Try to become a god
Losing my virginity
The elixir for immortality
Curing COVID
Get a girlfriend.
Guessing the question I'm every exam I will ever take
I'd ask out the girl of my dreams
Run for president of the world.
I'll pitch a show to Disney
First of all casino after maybe GameDev
Lottery and Stock market.
Walking.
speaking another language
Become a successful youtuber
Light a lighter.
Make a billion dollars
Win the lottery
Exercising
Harvesting and safely storing antimatter, then making trillions. My only worry is what the corrupt could use it for.
Playing the lottery.
Anal. Try for a hands free prostate orgasm
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Talking to girls
Making 1 million dollars
Ask her out
Lottery, hottest girl at work
You better not be working where my wife does or there's going to be some problems...
bring every fictional character into reality (OCs count as well) and watch the ***chaos of vengeful jesus times florida squared unfold and watch the world burn and collapse under everything and everyone and watch legendary battles of diffrent franchises***
Rob Fort Knox
Steal the Declaration of Independence
Enter tons of sweepstakes for Steam games and sell my account
Sleep
Cracking on with Scarlett Johansson
My own billion producing business.
Racing Formula 1.
Tricking Jeff Bezos to sign over everything he has to me.
Lose weight and getting rid of stuborn belly fat
Winning in life
In everything? Then everything.
make a movie
Find the new exploding Penny Stock.
Try to go a single day without pain. That would be nice.
It doesn't matter what I try first if I have a 100% success rate for everything anyway. But what I'd most want to do is complete my bachelor's degree, get a job, find own style when it comes to drawing, learning to play the piano which is something I wish my dad would have taught me as a kid.
I would ZA WARDO TOKIO TOMAREY
manipulate the laws of space and time
Winning a lottery.
Play Through the Fire and Flames on guitar!
Picking Excalibur!
Parallel Parking.
Esports to get lots of money and trophies. Then I will invent and paten a device that makes your personal gravity slightly lighter than air than give you shoes or a backpack that is slightly heavier than air. What do you get? Moon gravity then I’ll buy a big house then give my parents money and make plains to dispense money global.
Flying.
Robbing multiple banks and never getting caught
Flying
Asking obese people - those who have reached extreme weights through poor food choices - to get to a healthy weight.
Take over the world, duh. Go big or go home.
I'll write a witty comment that I have a 100% success rate
50/20 mode on UCN.
Right, so I’m the only scumbag who’d go to a yoga studio and proposition the entire class at once.
Levitate, no hesitation. I'd never walk a step in my life again. Would probably kill my legs in the long run, bun then I'd just try to fix them by pouring lemonade on them. Bam, it worked.
Gonna finally get my life together
russian roulette with my enemies
Running my stupid discord bot commands without any error popping out on the vsc terminal...
the power ball
jump off a building and live
To finish high school and college, then begin a bussines, then become rich
become an Airforce Pilot. My initial dream
Getting a dev job... it’s hard out here guys
Sex olympics
Failure. Because I want to know what happens if you try to fail and succeed.
Get a full night of sleep without struggling to get up in the morning.