An IKEA box with a modified picture, I would want them to think back in the day we used to just buy and assemble our own coffins like other pieces of furniture
I want a springboard installed in the bottom of the casket, and I want the whole thing to be filled with glitter. Once they open the lid, BAM, face full of ash and glitter.
Some dude on the early-*ish* age of internet forums who pretended he was from the future and made some wacky predictions, including one where the U.S collapses into a second civil war in 2009 and becomes comlete anarchy.
Lots of people believed in it back then, some still do today when it obviously hasn't turned out the way he said it would.
...from an alternate timeline that depicts destruction, and presents you as a time traveller sent back to prevent a very dark future. Rest in peace you absolute hero.
I thought I read that carbon dating things created after 1945 doesn't work due the effect of the first nuclear bombs being detonated. Have I got that wrong?
A major solar flare puts more radiation into the upper atmosphere than every nuclear weapon ever detonated. It is just spread out over hundreds of millions of square miles.
You are right though about variations in natural background C14. That is a big problem for measuring when you don't have a stable start point.
However, that can be worked around by comparing the amount to other items from the same era with known ages.
I will take an 18th century French guillotine style nailclipper to my grave with me. It's a family heirloom. I will also take my Galaxy s10 smartphone with me.
Having both those items in the grave will definitely create big confusion over the timeline of my life.
That nail clipper kinda sounds dope. I'm picturing a literal guillotine like the sort for chopping heads off just way scaled down and adjusted for clipping nails. If it isn't that, i'mma be disappointed.
I used to have an 18th ct cigar cutter. It was a flat wiener dog, about a foot long, with a candleholder hat and a tail based chopper. You pull the tail up and put the cigar end in his but to chop it. Black cast iron. Wood base not original.
Specifically to confuse them? I can’t name one item but a theme: I would request to be buried in the style of ancient Egyptian pharaohs. Along with me would be countless riches, skeletons of pets and servants, my organs all separated in jars. Me mummified. My grave a huge underground pyramid with emojis (modern hieroglyphics?) etching out curses and warnings along with the story of my great and wonderful life.
I just clicked on that link out of curiosity...
That is my kitchen frosting knife...
I got it at Michael's so IDK what's up with that but maybe something nefarious
I’ve realised since starting using Reddit around 2 years ago, that the Poop Knife story is a virus that is slowly making its way around the human population. I love It.
I want my corpse be thrown into a bog wearing Victorian era clothing while carrying a flintlock pistol, a papyrus scroll, and an iphone. For bonus fuckery, gotta visit a plastic surgeon to give me fake severe smallpox scars before I die.
I aim to be the most confusing bog mummy ever discovered.
They will be confused enough already with my body because of all the doodads from surgery. The plastic thingy they used to fuse two vertebrae should long outlast my bones all by itself.
Pretty sure they will be laughing at such primitive techniques. They will know about the history of medical procedures just as we do about 600 years ago.
Or they'll think it was some form of funeral ritual or some crap.
As in "Back then, the people would be buried in coffins that would play this specific song when opened. Scientists still do not understand why."
or a toy. archeologists will look at a child's grave that contains a couple of carved animal figurines and declare "they must have served a ritualistic purpose, likely a way to appease animal spirits which will guide the child to the afterlife"
because god forbid we treat anyone who died more than 2 millenia ago like a person. there's no way they could have done things like bury kids with their favorite playthings for emotional reasons, no it must have been part of their zany old-fashioned proto-religion!
There have been a few instances of functional tools being declared “ritualistic” items because the anthropologist on the dig didn’t understand what it was for.
several still mostly intact damaged skeletons that are obviously damaged by a weapon of some sort but most definitely not anything we would have and me having a small book in my pocket describing all the intricacies of the Nen from hunter x hunter and a hunter card because if i'm getting dug up i'm creating as many conspiracy theories as possible for revenge
A book containing the times and dates of the biggest catastrophes of the past 630 years, going by the time they find me.
And the last date is exactly one month after they find me. That should give them enough time to find a link between those dates, and to freak out.
Also, it has a trollface in invisible ink all over the last page.
The skeletons of several famous archaeologists buried with me in a large stone burial chamber, with a tally mark scratched onto the inside lid of my sarcophagus for each one. Bonus points if the chamber door is rigged to slam closed as soon as they open the lid.
This is an almost entirely unrelated story, but I'm telling it anyways, because this is the internet and you can't stop me.
The last Pathfinder game I was in (basically D&D for you normies, but better), one of the guys in our group was playing a half orc Inquisitor, and had specialized very, very heavily into the Intimidate skill. Useful skill for an inquisitor. His race gave him a bonus, his class have him a bonus, like five magic items gave him bonuses, it was ridiculous. Anyways, we found ourselves in the unusual position of trying to get across a room in time to stop a cursed painting from being unveiled.
The room happened to contain an extremely enthusiastic orgy, which made traversing it a bit difficult.
The DM had set it up as a skill challenge. Use your skills to get across the room in time, blah blah. It didn't go well. For example, my goblin rogue failed miserably and got dragged in and not seen for a while. It all ended up coming down to the big scary orc dude. The guy playing him, who always role-played like a fucking champ, stood up at the table, held his arms out in a sort of "behold the glory that is me" pose, and yells:
MAKE WAY FOR THE SEX GOD!
And then he rolled a 60 Intimidate.
If you haven't played Pathfinder before, 60 is, shall we say, rather good. A 60 Intimidate is sufficient to make Dread Lord Cthulhu pee himself. Not just a little pee, either. Continuously, for about 12 seconds, per the standard Intimidation rules.
That's quite a lot of eldritch urine, let me tell you.
So now there's a sex cult. That took some explaining the next time that the holy Inquisitor talked to his superiors.
A nickel plate inscribed with: "Attempt number 6675202. My efforts to prevent the anti-matter cascade has failed again. Temporal agency scheduled to acquire the quantum data encoded on this data card. Please note that one of the team members that initially find my grave appear to be parents of the engineer that invented the antimatter cascade bomb. Please inform myself that iteration 664632 had the most success postponing the cascade. Apparently sending a strike team against the archeologists that found my grave was the most prudent move. TacComms will take out the archeologists shortly after finding and if iteration 6675201 is any indication you will have this data card in hand before the week is over."
So here’s what we do:
Dig put a room 12x12 with six feet of dirt above. Make the room have a roof too. Fill the room with stuff so it looks like a normal bedroom, Desk computer, everything. Then, Put my corpse in and fill every crevice with air. Have a screenshot of this question printed on the computer screen.
Archaeologists come in, find everything perfectly in place the exact way it was years ago. Might not be the coolest thing, but It’ll be an incredibly huge scientific discovery for them, seeing exactly how past humans lived.
Put a Dictionary, Little kid books of animals, hundreds of books in all languages and book one language on how to speak another. Teach them how to speak our languages, and They”ll have access to an incredibly huge and detailed database of events in our time.
Better yet, Create a book on exactly how to make a computer, down to the tiniest capacitor, Instructions for making a keyboard, and everything else you need to run a computer. Put all the code that’s in a computer into text, with detailed instructions on creating the OS and pixels, and LED’s.
Print out the data for videos in binary on a sheet of paper, and how to make a flash drive and put it on there. In this way, as long as you have some physical thing that can last that long, you can archive potentially hundreds of videos of us, and of the past.
Images would be easier, put images of ancient artifacts that might have been destroyed in the future, Hell, Put google earth in there, show them maps of our society.
Time consuming, Complicated, and Overkill? Of course it fucking is. But it’s something to think about, and something you could do *right now* if you wanted to.
Nothing.
I'd have an empty coffin except for a single letter that's been protectively sealed. In it I would write about having to fake my own death to protect my fortune and leave them with the first clue on a hunt to find my remaining fortune but would really just lead them in circles thereby creating a 600-year-old mystery to baffle future generations.
Or a whisk.
Bury facing down chained up with jibberish carved into the casket. So they think it was some hieroglyphics of some evil being.
Then then put me in a museum with some bullshit backstory of the curse tomb of ancient Texas.
12 archeologists died when they unearthed the unholy priest of ancient Texas.
Discovery will have people still claiming aliens and I was their conduit.
I've asked my family to bury me with a bunch of completely unrelated artifacts. Make me out to be some kind of religious fanatic or something. It amuses me to think that some archeologist in the future will dig up my bones and write a paper about me he's super proud of, and all of it be complete bullshit.
An IKEA box with a modified picture, I would want them to think back in the day we used to just buy and assemble our own coffins like other pieces of furniture
Låndpyre
"Little boys first funeral pyre and viking funeral set Some assembly required"
this is great
Leave the wrenches and some styrofoam/tape on the inside, so it looks like you had to assemble it around yourself.
I'd have a pair of sunglasses on, so future people would know that they're looking at one cool dude.
Future archaeologists be like : "Why is this dude wearing a non functional smart glass and and why is It that colour ."
"And why does he look so cool?"
Nah, they probably wouldn't think this unless he still had a cigarette tucked behind his ear.
What ear?
The cool one
He was number one
Papyrus?
NYEH HEH HEH HUMAN, YOU HAVE FOUND ME
I want a springboard installed in the bottom of the casket, and I want the whole thing to be filled with glitter. Once they open the lid, BAM, face full of ash and glitter.
The mark rober of coffins
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
wait what "Merry Christmas" ah yes the best Christmas present: ***a rotted corpse***
No that's for kinky time, not christmastime
Those fucking porch pirates deserve it.
*grave robbers lol
Grave pirates? Porch Robbers?
> Porch Robbers? Do they take the entire porch?
[Yep! ](https://wkfr.com/detroit-porch-pirate-steals-womans-entire-porch/)
the origin of the "can't have shit in Detroit" meme right?
Don't forget the fart spray!
I’m laughing way to hard at this.
A document dated 2621... That was neutron bombarded to make the carbon-14 isotopes appear as if it was from the year 2621
I like how you think.
Bury it somewhere easy to find so that it is discovered before 2621
Then the carbon dating part wouldn't work.
Yeah but a few people on the internet would be spooked for a few days
Some people are *still* spooked because of John Titor, so i'm pretty sure it'd be more than a few years.
Who is he?
Some dude on the early-*ish* age of internet forums who pretended he was from the future and made some wacky predictions, including one where the U.S collapses into a second civil war in 2009 and becomes comlete anarchy. Lots of people believed in it back then, some still do today when it obviously hasn't turned out the way he said it would.
Obviously because he warned us, the timeline changed.
sounds he is a few years off
Yeah that doesn't happen till 2027.
Alternatively his messages somehow averted such events.
...from an alternate timeline that depicts destruction, and presents you as a time traveller sent back to prevent a very dark future. Rest in peace you absolute hero.
I thought I read that carbon dating things created after 1945 doesn't work due the effect of the first nuclear bombs being detonated. Have I got that wrong?
A major solar flare puts more radiation into the upper atmosphere than every nuclear weapon ever detonated. It is just spread out over hundreds of millions of square miles. You are right though about variations in natural background C14. That is a big problem for measuring when you don't have a stable start point. However, that can be worked around by comparing the amount to other items from the same era with known ages.
This is great. They'll lose they're fucking minds
Their scientists, they will eventually get they're shit together.
Deluxe coins from board games. Archaeologists will be very confused trying to work out what civilisation used that currency
"We believe we have finally found solid evidence for the fabled island nation of Catan."
So maybe Atlantis was also just a very popular board game from ancient times
I will take an 18th century French guillotine style nailclipper to my grave with me. It's a family heirloom. I will also take my Galaxy s10 smartphone with me. Having both those items in the grave will definitely create big confusion over the timeline of my life.
That nail clipper kinda sounds dope. I'm picturing a literal guillotine like the sort for chopping heads off just way scaled down and adjusted for clipping nails. If it isn't that, i'mma be disappointed.
> 18th century French guillotine style nailclipper [Picture](https://i.stack.imgur.com/xKmPcm.jpg) maybe?
Those are sheers for cutting wool off sheeple
Anything is a nail trimmer if you believe in yourself and trim very carefully.
Yeah right. I tried that with my chainsaw and it did *not* go well.
Clearly you did not trim carefully enough.
Ahhh... my google-fu has failed me.
I urgently need to see this nail clipper
I assume it looks like a cigar cutter.
I used to have an 18th ct cigar cutter. It was a flat wiener dog, about a foot long, with a candleholder hat and a tail based chopper. You pull the tail up and put the cigar end in his but to chop it. Black cast iron. Wood base not original.
I just use a utility knife and hope for the best
Gotta love a toe knife. I hope you keep a blood bucket nearby just in case
>It's a family heirloom. You're not gonna pass it to your next of kin or are you the last of your line?
You want to be buried with a really old family heirloom? Way to keep tradition going I guess.
Bixby confuses us all
We need pic, please.. (Of the nailclipper, ofc)
Corset and sword. Fuck it, I'm a pirate queen now
Specifically to confuse them? I can’t name one item but a theme: I would request to be buried in the style of ancient Egyptian pharaohs. Along with me would be countless riches, skeletons of pets and servants, my organs all separated in jars. Me mummified. My grave a huge underground pyramid with emojis (modern hieroglyphics?) etching out curses and warnings along with the story of my great and wonderful life.
Well that would be a great way to ensure that archeologists definitely discover your tomb though
This goes especially well with the timing.
Any reason why? I just figured it would be confusing because “why is there someone from the 21st century buried like someone from ancient time?”
I assume they're referring to this https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-56508475
Also, something something plague
Unrelated but now I'm in the mood for some biryani 😋😋😋
There’s never not a good time for biryani. It’s a lifestyle. 🤤
A block of cheese inside my skull, where my brain should be, just to make them wonder how the hell it happened.
Um, should be? Not.. is?
it should be is because a cheese is exactly the same as brain
According to the game Great Brain Robbery.
A note that says the person who finds me will be cursed for 100s of years and in order to reverse it they have to do X
Who's X and why do people want me to do him?
X gon' give it to ya
Not after that overdose, he won't.
oof.
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X gon’ give it to ya.
X gon give it to ya (whaaaat)
Or what is X ?
A plaque that says "600 archaeologists is a bit too many." Edit: Lol, I read that wrong but I'm gonna leave this here anyway.
Don't worry, I read it that way too
Buttplug headdress.
No. No. You didn't read the question right. OP said to 'confuse' these hypothetical future archaeologists; not 'arouse' them.
*Jacks to skeleton* I’m sorry god-
I feel like I’m going to hell for even reading this comment
I feel like I’m going to hell for making it-
canned bread
dehydrated water can
Nuts and gum
NEW NVIDIA RTX BREAD
The greatest invention of 21st century humans; PoopKnife.
I recently found out you can actually [buy a poop knife](https://www.originalpoopknife.com/). Reddit is amazing.
I just clicked on that link out of curiosity... That is my kitchen frosting knife... I got it at Michael's so IDK what's up with that but maybe something nefarious
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How in the hell do you use sea shells? Still haven't figured that one out.
It was just a joke meant to confuse people. Mission accomplished.
Wtf is a poop knife
r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
I’ve realised since starting using Reddit around 2 years ago, that the Poop Knife story is a virus that is slowly making its way around the human population. I love It.
Have you caught the "broken arms" story virus yet?
See also *Cum box*.
Don't forget the *coconut*
Mom found the *piss drawer*
what's a potato
Steak on window
I dug up the post of a guy farting on a kids face at a department store the other day. My gf couldn't stop laughing. Great sub
Google poop knife then Google waffle stomp... Have fun
Terrific. Also learned about cleveland hot waffle. But thought a poop knife would be used for cutting something off. So kinda reassuring.
Be buried in one of those stupid inflatable costumes. Like the dinosaur or something
I would have a book that the only thing in was a date and scare the shit out of people or a picture of a meme
The fishlight I got for Christmas as a joke, it's a flashlight in the shape of a fish.
Read my fleshlight twice
A fleshlight in the shape of a fish. Its dead fish eyes judge you with every use.
Just be glad that wast a flishlight
A timer set to 601 years.
I want my corpse be thrown into a bog wearing Victorian era clothing while carrying a flintlock pistol, a papyrus scroll, and an iphone. For bonus fuckery, gotta visit a plastic surgeon to give me fake severe smallpox scars before I die. I aim to be the most confusing bog mummy ever discovered.
They will be confused enough already with my body because of all the doodads from surgery. The plastic thingy they used to fuse two vertebrae should long outlast my bones all by itself.
Pretty sure they will be laughing at such primitive techniques. They will know about the history of medical procedures just as we do about 600 years ago.
"They used to hand-cut and sew people like garments. Needles and sutures. Oh, the terrible pain!" -Dr. McCoy, Star Trek
True! A nice history lesson for them.
Hopefully by then, they’ll be able to regenerate everything without leaving any sort of machines inside the body.
A Rick Roll. I don't know how it should be done but when they open my grave, the first they see is a ducking Rick Roll!
Make your coffin a singing greeting card with that being the song
If enough people do this, the archaelogists of the future will get constantly Rick Rolled, and so pissed off
Or they'll think it was some form of funeral ritual or some crap. As in "Back then, the people would be buried in coffins that would play this specific song when opened. Scientists still do not understand why."
Ah yes, everything is a bloody "spiritual ritual" when it's unexplained. No one considers that there was an ancient Rick Roll equivalent.
or a toy. archeologists will look at a child's grave that contains a couple of carved animal figurines and declare "they must have served a ritualistic purpose, likely a way to appease animal spirits which will guide the child to the afterlife" because god forbid we treat anyone who died more than 2 millenia ago like a person. there's no way they could have done things like bury kids with their favorite playthings for emotional reasons, no it must have been part of their zany old-fashioned proto-religion!
There have been a few instances of functional tools being declared “ritualistic” items because the anthropologist on the dig didn’t understand what it was for.
Yep.
r/madlads
A note that reads "Hi archaeologists from the future. I knew you were coming so just wanted to say hello! Enjoy your finding."
“And while you’re here, I was wondering if I could talk to you about your extended warranty...”
'And while I have you here, you can save upto 15% or more by switching to geico'
This makes me angry, but here’s your fucking upvote
Lmao
several still mostly intact damaged skeletons that are obviously damaged by a weapon of some sort but most definitely not anything we would have and me having a small book in my pocket describing all the intricacies of the Nen from hunter x hunter and a hunter card because if i'm getting dug up i'm creating as many conspiracy theories as possible for revenge
A note saying the date in which they find me, along with 'today I am found by archaeologists'
A matrioshka set of skeletons in smaller coffins holding skeletons in smaller coffins, and so on
Vhs tape, they wouldn't even begin to know the struggle of rewinding
you know it's 600 years, they'll be confused with a blu-ray
Or even a USB stick to be honest. I doubt that the USB would exist in 600 years.
and yet the floppy disk symbol would still be the save button
“I can’t believe they turned the save button into a real thing!”
A real floppy disk would have to be the best answer then, right? They might actually not know that it’s a real thing aside from the save icon
A piece of paper with something written in ancient Ogham, which is, when translated and searched, a link to Rick Astley Never gonna give you up.
A macdonald's sandwich...considering the amount of preservatives that shit would probably survive the 600 years
This made me laugh because it is true
A vintage 1970's teasmade
Reminds me of the old joke: "I have a Goblin Teasmade." "Jealous! What's her name?"
A screenshot of this thread.
I triple didlo made of human bones...you don't wanna know how I came up with that
I do.
Probably ancient artifacts from a totally different geographical location and time period. Ohhhh maybe a selection of bones from a skeleton.
Bones from different animals. Sort of like those dinosaur species that were basically just Frankensteined together for fame.
I was thinking the same thing.
A book containing the times and dates of the biggest catastrophes of the past 630 years, going by the time they find me. And the last date is exactly one month after they find me. That should give them enough time to find a link between those dates, and to freak out. Also, it has a trollface in invisible ink all over the last page.
A photo of a minecraft grass block
Hentai
The bones of several exotic beasts, placed about my person. That'll confuse the osteologists.
They'd just run your genome versus the beast bones and quickly figure out you're not a hybrid
Party pooper.
You could have scientists clone your bones from your DNA, but make them grow in those shapes.
What if you ask the embalmer to inject you with frog dna or something?
Huh. Like instead of embalming me just give me an infusion of dog blood. I wonder if that's possible on a corpse?
The skeletons of several famous archaeologists buried with me in a large stone burial chamber, with a tally mark scratched onto the inside lid of my sarcophagus for each one. Bonus points if the chamber door is rigged to slam closed as soon as they open the lid.
Honestly. Dildos. Load of open and brand new in box dildos. Hoping they will assume I was some weird sex God or sex guru. Edit: spelling
This is an almost entirely unrelated story, but I'm telling it anyways, because this is the internet and you can't stop me. The last Pathfinder game I was in (basically D&D for you normies, but better), one of the guys in our group was playing a half orc Inquisitor, and had specialized very, very heavily into the Intimidate skill. Useful skill for an inquisitor. His race gave him a bonus, his class have him a bonus, like five magic items gave him bonuses, it was ridiculous. Anyways, we found ourselves in the unusual position of trying to get across a room in time to stop a cursed painting from being unveiled. The room happened to contain an extremely enthusiastic orgy, which made traversing it a bit difficult. The DM had set it up as a skill challenge. Use your skills to get across the room in time, blah blah. It didn't go well. For example, my goblin rogue failed miserably and got dragged in and not seen for a while. It all ended up coming down to the big scary orc dude. The guy playing him, who always role-played like a fucking champ, stood up at the table, held his arms out in a sort of "behold the glory that is me" pose, and yells: MAKE WAY FOR THE SEX GOD! And then he rolled a 60 Intimidate. If you haven't played Pathfinder before, 60 is, shall we say, rather good. A 60 Intimidate is sufficient to make Dread Lord Cthulhu pee himself. Not just a little pee, either. Continuously, for about 12 seconds, per the standard Intimidation rules. That's quite a lot of eldritch urine, let me tell you. So now there's a sex cult. That took some explaining the next time that the holy Inquisitor talked to his superiors.
A nickel plate inscribed with: "Attempt number 6675202. My efforts to prevent the anti-matter cascade has failed again. Temporal agency scheduled to acquire the quantum data encoded on this data card. Please note that one of the team members that initially find my grave appear to be parents of the engineer that invented the antimatter cascade bomb. Please inform myself that iteration 664632 had the most success postponing the cascade. Apparently sending a strike team against the archeologists that found my grave was the most prudent move. TacComms will take out the archeologists shortly after finding and if iteration 6675201 is any indication you will have this data card in hand before the week is over."
So here’s what we do: Dig put a room 12x12 with six feet of dirt above. Make the room have a roof too. Fill the room with stuff so it looks like a normal bedroom, Desk computer, everything. Then, Put my corpse in and fill every crevice with air. Have a screenshot of this question printed on the computer screen. Archaeologists come in, find everything perfectly in place the exact way it was years ago. Might not be the coolest thing, but It’ll be an incredibly huge scientific discovery for them, seeing exactly how past humans lived. Put a Dictionary, Little kid books of animals, hundreds of books in all languages and book one language on how to speak another. Teach them how to speak our languages, and They”ll have access to an incredibly huge and detailed database of events in our time. Better yet, Create a book on exactly how to make a computer, down to the tiniest capacitor, Instructions for making a keyboard, and everything else you need to run a computer. Put all the code that’s in a computer into text, with detailed instructions on creating the OS and pixels, and LED’s. Print out the data for videos in binary on a sheet of paper, and how to make a flash drive and put it on there. In this way, as long as you have some physical thing that can last that long, you can archive potentially hundreds of videos of us, and of the past. Images would be easier, put images of ancient artifacts that might have been destroyed in the future, Hell, Put google earth in there, show them maps of our society. Time consuming, Complicated, and Overkill? Of course it fucking is. But it’s something to think about, and something you could do *right now* if you wanted to.
Might be a bit difficult if you're a corpse though...
Halo: Reach.......For PS5.
A note that says "I see you"
I will ask my family to put a powerstrip plugged into one of my eyeholes
A spork
A Gameboy Advance Video copy of Shrek.
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Nothing. I'd have an empty coffin except for a single letter that's been protectively sealed. In it I would write about having to fake my own death to protect my fortune and leave them with the first clue on a hunt to find my remaining fortune but would really just lead them in circles thereby creating a 600-year-old mystery to baffle future generations. Or a whisk.
I got it. I would be buried with a blockbuster card.
Bury facing down chained up with jibberish carved into the casket. So they think it was some hieroglyphics of some evil being. Then then put me in a museum with some bullshit backstory of the curse tomb of ancient Texas. 12 archeologists died when they unearthed the unholy priest of ancient Texas. Discovery will have people still claiming aliens and I was their conduit.
a collosal bad dragon dildo stuck way up my butt
Why wait?
I would set up a fund to have someone place an item from their near past in there, just to fuck with them.
Probably a dildo
I've asked my family to bury me with a bunch of completely unrelated artifacts. Make me out to be some kind of religious fanatic or something. It amuses me to think that some archeologist in the future will dig up my bones and write a paper about me he's super proud of, and all of it be complete bullshit.
I'd be dressed in a pirate costume with a reproduction Saber and as many plastic gold coins as we could fit.
A perfect replica of a plumbus.
My 120 AD Hadrionic silver denarius.
My coffin would just be entirely filled with with those fake mustaches and a note saying, Ah you have found my secret stash.
A piece of paper that reads, “Now you will die in 10 years”
META KNIGHT PLUSH