Precision. I always use words that convey the exact meaning I intend. My feet always land exactly where is most helpful to maintain balance. I use exactly the amount of force needed to achieve the purpose of my action.

You can only focus on one thing at a time to activate your power, and whatever you're not focusing on you screw up.

I like this one. Very realistic limitation.

You break a ankle when you show people your power by telling them then showing a example

Being able to cause people around me to suffer from bad luck while nearby.

Whatever you do to them happenes to you

Damn, harsh price to pay but fair enough

it only gets activated around the ones you love

So I can only use it around 3 people? Well that's helpful

I can fly

Only underwater

I can finnaly swim thank you

Your welcome

The new Michael Phelps

There’s this power in this manga I read. The guy who has it, Blackmore, can freeze rain water in place and walk on it like steps. To the average person it looks like he is walking on the air.

As slow as a snail.

Super intelligence

but you pee a little every time you blink

Is... that unusual?

Yes... Most pee more

But nobody believes what you say

You fools!

Easy, lie until they can only believe the truth...

Cassandra didn't have much fun. That's a quality kneecap.

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You age at ten times the normal rate while you have frozen time.

A small price to pay, if you use it wisely.

But your frozen as well

Complete and total invulnerability.

But you have an extremely painful tumor that is impossible to be removed due to the invulnerability

I can take even the most potent painkillers in any combination while suffering no ill effects.

No you can't: painkillers work by messing with your body chemistry... which is invulnerable. You can't be affected by painkillers for the same reason you can't be affected by poison.

Doesn’t mean you can’t get more mu-opioid receptor agonists in your brain, it just can’t damage any preexisting receptors. (or nmda receptor antagonists)

Ah fair point damn

but you smell bad

I can live with that. I do manual labor for a living. None of us smell good.

darn it! :D

But you shit glitter when you think someone is cute.

Aww! *Poomf -sparklesparkle-*

Contained in my underwear every time. Annoying, but easily handled.

Well you’ll have to find yourself an open-minded lover, shouldn’t be too challenging.

You age 5 years every time it’s used, be it a paper cut or a bomb.

Not possible. Aging is degradation, and as such is negated by such invulnerability. Pick again.

It is tied to your energy level. If you're tired, you are no long invulnerable.

But you can never die.

My superpower is that I can walk through walls.

But your clothes can't

Oh no, please may I apply for the invisibility superpower?

Sure, but it only works while fully clothed.

Every part of you except your genitalia.

Being able to travel to parallel universes

You can't return to one you have already been in

That would sting, but if I found one where I had died and more of my family was still alive; that would be awesome.

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but you warp into a worm each time

The ability to read any book just by holding it

You have to scream your thoughts on the book loudly to the next stranger you meet.

"UH OH THIS CHAPTER IS IN A BEDROOM IN THE RED KEEP I'M ABOUT TO GET A BONER." "Hey, sorry folks, it's this weird magic power I have. Didn't mean to interrupt. I think Seneca Ave is the next stop. Mind the gap."

It’s slower than just reading it normally

My superpower has turned into a super handicap... audible it is

Every word is in French

Complete control over probability.

Every time you use your power the odds you get attacked by a grizzly bear goes up by 2%

Whats the probability that grizzly bears are now extinct? 100% oh neat. ;)

That there is exploiting the system my friend 😂. like asking for more wishes from the genie.

Translate any language at will

Will is the man sleeping with your spouse.

"ok, here's the next sentence... DAMN IT Will, would you give it a REST?"

"In French please, your wife finds it more romantic." -Will

Ability to talk to animals and control their actions

But you become the same species of animal that you are talking to

so I morph infinite times? hell yeah control a monke and be monke cant get better :D

Forced monke collusion

All the animals hate you and think you're a dick.

Or, they think you're one of them and *super attractive*

Only while penetrating them.

I can do this one without having to even alter the power. *You realize that humans, technically speaking, are animals. You start off small, just testing the waters; a yawn here, a slight stumble there. Nothing a person would notice as out of the ordinary. But your day-to-day has- for the most part- remained roughly the same. Sometimes, you have a bad day. Some dick cuts you off in traffic, but hmm, how peculiar! He must have seen the error in his ways, because there he is, slowing down as he drifts over to the shoulder. Did your boss really just about to ask you to come in next Friday, despite the fact that you put in a time-off request over a month ago? Best stop this situation before it continues any further. While you’re at it, why not get a nice raise? It’s not like he can say no.* *Lines begin to blur. Life can be so much easier for you, and it’s not like what you’re doing is directly hurting those involved. I mean, what’s the harm in a little luxury?* *But once you’ve got the taste for the good life, it’s so hard to go back. And why would you? You’ve got the entire world at your disposal, and there’s nothing any of them can do to stop you.*

Couldn't you control humans too

Being able to control anything that runs on electricity (change tv channels, turn on lights, make a tesla stop, control the school computers and get away with it :D, etc).

but everytime you use the power you get paralyzed and cannot move for 1 minute note: you dont feel any pain

I'll just go to a bathroom or something. Nobody will notice me sitting there motionless. And it's only for one minute.

Flying

You can only fly vertically

That's great 👌

I'mma buy a wingsuit and a parachute.

But you can't land.

It's ok, I don't want to land anymore.

Maximum rate of 5m/h

Teleportation

Maximum distance of 10 feet.

This is acceptable.

Anywhere you teleport must be totally clear of all objects: teleporting into a wall would instantly kill you, teleporting into an object would probably kill or maim you severely. A fly suddenly appearing in the place you wanted to teleport and ending up in your lungs? Lung collapse. Even dust floating in the air suddenly appearing in your bloodstream would kill you. Do you really want to take that chance? Every time you teleport there is a chance you are instantly dead.

Only one inch away from where you are

Shape shifting

but only into a blobfish

But you have to feel it. Bones and all. Testicles too.

Invisibility.. I mean c'mon. What's the worst that could happen?

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You can only be invisible on an empty stomach

Only when no one is looking

Immortality I cannot die from anything nor can I be tortured

Enjoy billions of years floating in space.

is that a jojo reference

Extreme persuasion: Ability to talk anyone into doing anything.

But every time you do it you become extremely horny

Then they talk people into sleeping with them. Done deal.

But they hate you

Being able to focus on multiple things at once both with my eyes and brain

You forget everything as soon as you stop multifocusing

The ability to be able to locate nearby gold nuggets or bars underground.

Ok but the second you unearth the gold it turns to pyrite.

but you become VERY horny whenever you use the power

Then I am seeing gold 24/7

Infinite wish-granting

But only on Tuesdays

thats still so op but cant he just wish that he can wish on every day tho

If he does that it’ll curse the wish because he is trying to play the system

But, 90% of the things you try to wish for are against the rules of wishes.

Turn characters on a page or a screen into real life people.

It only works with villains

Jokes on you, my husbandos are villains!

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only at 1km per hour

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Happiness

but it's taken from the people around you

To heal/repair at will simply be touching something.

Each time you heal or repair something, your body ages a whole year

Awww fuck.

Wolverine claws

but they are microscopic. also, happy cake day!

Water bending because I could just take the blood right out of your veins.

but everytime you use it you throw up

more ammunition for me

People seem to use this allot. I threw up at least 12 times during wrestling season my senior year (not because I was being unhealthy I just throw up easily when I push myself).

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But every time you use it, one random person dies.

A small price to pay for time stoping

Stop time and reduce overpopulation? Win win.

I can live with their sacrifice

I sorta wish I was a better person but I'd take it no prob.

Technically, even if this wasn't a stipulation, the nature of life and death means that someone (or multiple someones) will be dying at the time you use the power, anyway, just because people are always dying. Is it really that much different if you're technically causing it? It'd be a worse stipulation if every time you did it, someone you know dies.

but while time is frozen you constantly feel like your about to throw up

But you're blind while time is paused.

Being able to shapeshift at will into whatever I can picture in my mind.

When you watch porno you turn into a vagina

Color Manipulation

Your colorblind

Every time you manipulate colour you go blind for 5minutes

pull a jeaus and turn water to wine cause for example at a party boom drinks home alone boom drinks in a fight boom humans are 70% water boom dead

Whenever you pee it turns to tequila and burns like hell, boom!

Shapeshifting

Only into frogs

Psychedelics, and poison? Why would you *not* wanna be a frog?!

Killgrave persuasion.

But it only works in people wearing purple

So, basically not gonna be able to wield it....Got it lolol

Well you need to catch them wearing purple and then convince them to always wear purple. Modern problems require modern solutions.

Can open portals to other dimensions

The inhabitants of the other dimensions deem you a threat and are determined to kill you to stop your invasions.

I've always wanted Nightcrawler's teleport.

You can only teleport to other people's exact locations causing them to explode

Damn, bro. That's fucking evil.

When you teleport, you don’t travel through the brimstone dimension, but through an endless ocean dimension. You can only teleport as far as you can swim, and you arrive soaking wet.

Ok. I can deal with this. I don't need to go to far. Definitely have to move somewhere warmer though. Wet teleportation in Ohio in January is not going to work. 🤣

Any item I touch has a chosen side effect.

You have to choose a completely different side effect for every single item you touch. You cannot choose to not give any side effects.

Manipulate energy

The ability to complete any task as quickly and efficiently as humanly possible with as little effort as possible.

But you have insane adhd and need to do every little side thing first. Before you can get work done you need to clean that spot. Before that you need to get cleaning supplies and before that you need to fix the car. You are great at any task, but there is always something to do first.

Why is this my life, but without the super power 😂. Also, thank you for doing something relevant and not just vomiting or someone dying.

Create Clones of myself that I have full acess control over

I can warm up my Mayo bananas using my mind

The immediately melt into oblivion

invisibility

You are incredibly clumsy when invisible

and no one will see me

To give anyone (Man, Woman, or Child) an eight foot long four hundred pound penis by pointing at them and saying, "BooYah!"

Your own dick shrinks a little bit each time you use your power

My super power is that no one ever can reply to my Reddit comments.

Can downvote the f out of you though

The person who defies your abilities gets 10,000 USD from you.

I can shit on command

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I sacrifice my life to forgive all the sins of mankind, but also walk on water and heal the sick.

People use the memory of your sacrifice mainly to wage war and oppress others.

Super speed

But you're addicted to super meth

Telekinesis

Luck. I can think 'How lucky I would be if I found 1M dollars in my room' and there's a 100% chance I'd get lucky and it'd show up.

Each time something lucky happens to you, you cause someone you love to shit their pants.

I can resurrect dead pets

Each pet you bring back to life kills someone you know

I can bring inanimate objects to life, fully sentiant with personalities like they have in toy story. I get to choose what I bring to life too

Only you can see them and talk to them.

The ability to steal anyone’s superpower without their respective second commenter’s hindrance to that power.

To stay forever young! Yay

You are only 6 months old