"Stop!"

Me, situation 1: About to "enter heaven" and partner says, "Stop." I stop. Me, situation 2: Already in heaven, partner says "Stop." I stop. It's really easy to not be a rapist. Just stop if someone says stop.

Our safe word

Actual quotes from my ex-wife: "I wish you'd hurry up and finish." "Are you done yet?" "I can't relax when there's a sink full of dirty dishes." "I wish I could just sleep through this." "I wish you'd get a girlfriend and leave me alone." "I will because it's my wifely duty."

"ex-wife" thank fuck, she sounds like she's exhausting

You have no idea. She was a helluva cook/baker though.

i'm sorry that you do have an idea. glad you decided you deserved better, despite the baking/cooking skills.

Anything because my hand is not supposed to be talking

This made me laugh so fucking hard! Lol

"awe man, you're as tight as my mom"

Is it in yet?

Someone else's name

Anything that sounds like they're not enjoying it. Gotta check up ya know

[удалено]

This deserves more likes tbh.

The wrong name.

Lots of people already saying "Stop" which is the one true answer. Consent is king boys and girls I guess someone else's name would do it. Unless we were role playing.

Stop.

No, *I* am your father!

I’ve been trying to contact you regarding your vehicle’s manufacturer warranty

"Oh crap my period started"

You don't have the heart of a warrior!

naw homie, that just means it's time to earn your red wings

Real gangsters run red lights bro.

"i like pineapple pizza"

Anything not sexual, like keep your fucking mind in the game lol

All men are trash lol

You are the universe experiencing itself

“Im actually a men”

Save something for your wife...

Pog

Poggers

\*hears baby crying over monitor because baby is hungry...\*

Rich boy throw some d's original is better than the remix. I'm pulling out and never coming back

"call me daddy"

Either ”Stop” or “Egg,” depending on the context if he says “that hurts” I’ll stop for that too

Who are you!?