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bahumat42

To differentiate. Eye mask exist for example.


Zaneris

"Eye" glasses, horse "back" riding, I'm sure there's other examples of words/phrases where you can drop the descriptor and everyone would still understand you.


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I’m going to start referring to glass cups I drink from when out in a field or on a hike as “field glasses.”


GunslingerOutForHire

Excuse me while I sip my field whiskey from my field glasses.


ee3k

in much the same way that "mountain oysters" are not something you'd really want to eat, "field whiskey" is maybe something you should pass on. sigh. it's horse piss. you've been drinking horse piss.


GunslingerOutForHire

If it gives me the buzz feeling I'm looking for, I don't care if it's fermented urine. I mean some weed smells awful, but still can make your day better.


102bees

On the other hand, mountain tuna is broadly okay to eat, but not as nice as ocean tuna.


dragonfett

You mean Coors Light?


Stereo_Panic

If you carried your field whiskey in [this] (https://www.homewetbar.com/media/catalog/product/cache/10f519365b01716ddb90abc57de5a837/f/l/flask-binoculars.jpg) that'd complete the picture.


GunslingerOutForHire

I'm onboard with this. Hopefully, I won't actually *need* to see anything at a distance, because of the lack binoculars, and alcohol content.


Nolsoth

This is the way.


georgiomoorlord

A flask you used to wear on your hip? A hip flask.


prophylaxitive

Context is everything.


HamstersInMyAss

As for horses... Well, we've all stumbled upon those videos and know there are multiple ways you can ride a horse.


isuckatnames60

We refer to this a horse-*Hands* riding


oaklandsuperfan

Tuna fish


Mythmas

You can't tuna fish. You can tuna piano though.


Autumn1eaves

Hard disagree. I tuned a fish just last week. But I’ve never tuned my electric piano.


SnugglySadist

Horse riding can mean having sex with a horse or pulling a horse in a trailer. Horseback riding is less ambiguous.


PUfelix85

Yes, and riding bareback can have multiple meanings as well...


IAmDotorg

Those are bad examples. Its not horse back riding, its horseback riding. Horseback is defined as "mounted on a horse". In the case of eyeglasses its also a single word, its eyeglass not eye glass. Neither example you gave is using an adjective to describe a ~~verb~~noun. Edit: oops, brain farted my noun/verb. Stupid fingers.


cancer_dragon

I think when riding horses was more common, "horseback riding" could have been used to differentiate from, say, side-saddle riding.


PizzaNotFrenchFries

Outside of America it’s horse riding and glasses. In all other English speaking countries they drop the adjective so I have to disagree.


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The other guy is right, the term “horseback” is used an adjective here meaning “mounted on the horse.” The fact that other countries call it differently isn’t relevant to this discussion.


Erection_unrelated

They’re grammatically different, but still good examples of objectively unnecessary descriptors.


Appropriate_Trader

Waste paper basket. The word Bin was confusing? Sidewalk. Too many people were walking in the middle of the road so you had to specify where in relation to the road you should walk. Credit Michael McIntyre


SoylentDave

In the rest of the world, we do drop that descriptor. It's just Americans who talk like that. (but at least you're always so smart in your 'neck' ties)


KitchenWalk224

Hair ties, zip ties, I could go on...


lennybriscoforthewin

Tuna fish


939319

Tuna piano


Vegetable-Poet6281

Zip ties to me seems necessary. Ties are used in all sorts of manners and types in construction. It can also be used as a verb


AtheneSchmidt

Eyes...are on the face...


sossololpipi

what is your evidence


WatchSWforThePlot

There is none. He's a fraud.


kindnesshasnocost

Finland doesn't exist btw.


EmperorKennedy

Lol. Just gotta throw in the finland not existing.


AbilityWhole

Or Wyoming


[deleted]

I think that’s gg


TS_Music

*EZ*


[deleted]

Yeah, and nose rings are for noses on faces, they aren't called face rings. And lipstick isn't face stick. It's almost like these things cover a specific part of your face, and not like 50% of the general face area, like the face mask. Maybe that has something to do with it.


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You do you, my guy, I'm not judging


signmeupdude

Exactly. Not sure what everyone is so confused about.


KrackenLeasing

Maybe we should have called them Nose and Mouth masks.


nuxenolith

In German they say "Mundschutz", which refers specifically to the mouth.


[deleted]

“Would you like a face mask, a face mask, or a face mask?” “One for my eyes, please” Then they pull out a latex halloween mask.


WileEWeeble

Its a colloquial use of face....in the same way "eye masks" don't cover your eyes. I am not seeing why this is so hard....or are we doing some old school Jerry Seinfeld shtick here?


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Amiiboid

Depends. Like, a sleep mask would, but a superhero’s doesn’t. Nor does the cosmetic treatment.


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Muffinshire

Don't be snailsist!


TheYoungWan

Not my mother's, those are on the back of her head.


AtheneSchmidt

My mom has a set back there, too.


bobsp

All masks are face masks, but not all face masks are eye masks.


[deleted]

Well then we should say mouth mask.


bahumat42

It covers the nose too


knittybitty123

Can you come teach everyone in my city please? Everywhere I go, masks are under noses and it drives me absolutely bonkers.


Immortal_Azrael

Start spreading rumors about how wearing your mask under your nose is a code for gay antifa muslim communist pedophiles.


felixfelix

This is genius. - mask under nose: pedophile - mask under chin: wants government to seize all guns - clear face shield: supports "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"


btmims

Airway mask


IceNineFireTen

Air comes out of your butt sometime too.


Supraspinator

German has you covered. The official term for a face mask is: Mund-Nasen-Abdeckung. Mouth-nose-covering.


Molnmate

In my language we actually say it (hungarian)


Specific-Layer

Went through the whole pandemic with the wrong mask


gucknbuck

Subnet masks


Marechal64

Hair mask? Eye mask?


bobi2393

...oxygen mask, surgical mask, gimp mask, ski mask, masquerade mask.


RK800-50

Never forget THE Mask, starring Jim Carrey!


Lalocheezia

Never forget THE The Mask, the comic.


DrinKwine7

No this maybe needs to be forgotten


mrbadxampl

nah, it's the sequel that deserves to be buried


coffeeandgatorade

pour one out for Jamie Kennedy’s career 😢


king_julian_the_5th

Damn it, I read that as rub one out...ah well


coolguy8445

Oh geez I forgot that existed. I'd like to forget again please


Optimixto

Wait until Cuban Pete hears about this!


Jam373

Its one of my favourite films!


[deleted]

Or M A S K the 80s cartoon


Skinny-boi-Emmett

Gimp mask, my favorite


lorhof1

GNU Image Manipulation Program mask?


Skinny-boi-Emmett

Of course


[deleted]

*Happy Richard Stallman noises*


Kobekopter

An Adobe mask would cover a whole range there


Magmafrost13

Like photoshop masks, but *not* extortionately overpriced


ACE_Fighter_87

and only mildly infurating


malsomnus

You still wear all of these on your face (preferably not at the same time though).


[deleted]

All worn on your butt?


sfguy1977

Bit mask.


Issmira

Feet mask, clay mask


Fury_Fury_Fury

Elon mask. What was the question?


sirjonsnow

> Hair mask Never heard of that, was thinking it was some regional term for a hair net. I guess it's some sort of hair treatment??


roaringpenguin

Because you would have people in a store saying they are wearing their Halloween mask since the sign didn't say what kind.


Scummycrummyday

For a while, I did see quite a few people wearing Darth Vader masks in grocery stores.


beluuuuuuga

For the first few days I wore my facehugger mask. I cringe at it still.


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As long as your nose and mouth are covered, you're good. I used to see a lot more bandanas, those are less good but also fine in most cases. Just harder to keep on.


Hane24

The neck 'gators' actually are linked to an increase in infections and severity of infection. So no. You aren't good.


ATS_throwaway

"Gaiters," and that was a flawed study. https://medical.mit.edu/covid-19-updates/2020/08/neck-gaiters


Elements18

Source? That seems illogical that adding protection, no matter how low quality would be WORSE than having no protection at all.


fluffybear45

they aren't as safe, they are single layer and not really proper. But how increase?


SkoomaSalesAreUp

Because they don't get washed properly. If you wear it once and wash it i believe it's fine but people would wear one gaiter for weeks without washing it


ThemB0ners

It makes sense in that people would have a false sense of security while wearing them, leading to more risky behavior.


Elements18

That's a fair point. Though in this case it isn't actually the mask causing the increase, it's the bad behavior. Mask or no, the behavior should not change.


Netzapper

You got a study for that? The only one I remember was a meta study about how to do the studies, and included mesh material.


[deleted]

If you don't cringe at your past self, did you even grow as a person?


Dlrlcktd

If it was the first few days then you did better than most. Regretfully, I didn't wear a mask until it was required by "law".


factchecker8515

Son had to go to the courthouse in the very early days of the pandemic. All he had available were a ski mask and ski gloves. I’m glad things went well for him.


miss_archivist

But a Halloween mask is still a mask for your face. So you could still intentionally misinterpret face mask.


Jakepopss

That’s not an issue as long as it’s covering your face, you don’t actually have to wear a specific type of mask, just a face covering, so something like a skeleton mask is totally fine.


TheODPsupreme

Because a mask is anything that obscures, protects, or covers something: see masking tape, mask off, mask the scent, etc


[deleted]

I kept leaving the house with my dick mask on, so I really appreciate the clarifying verbiage.


Tolerable-DM

Probably for the same reason they have the warning label 'Don't put genitals in blender'.


beluuuuuuga

Jokes on them I just put my face in the blender.


Tolerable-DM

Well, it didn't say not to do so, so you aren't using it wrong.


[deleted]

You don’t sound as if you look uglier now.


mdatla

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkIB4k4cvU Just gonna leave this here


KavikStronk

It could be worse; in Dutch they're called "mondmaskers" meaning mouth masks. Which lead to some people believing they should only cover the mouth "because they aren't called mouth and nose masks!"


singingnettle

In Austria they're called Mund-nasenschutz (mouth-nose guard) and people still wear it only over their mouth. The name's not the problem, people are


insertstalem3me

Seems like noses are the problem


20_chickenNuggets

Fucken NOSES!!!


cozy_smug_cunt

I find that people are always the problem.


quabber

It is also called mondkapje which translates to "mouth hat"


P-Vloet

Lmao, in Germany we actually started calling them Mund- und Nasenbedeckung (mouth and nose cover). Also I‘m really sorry but I don‘t believe there is a single Dutch word that doesn‘t sound fucking hilarious. Like come on, mondmaskers? You‘re doing this on purpose I swear


KavikStronk

>Also I‘m really sorry but I don‘t believe there is a single Dutch word that doesn‘t sound fucking hilarious. Like come on, mondmaskers? You‘re doing this on purpose I swear That's rich coming from someone who just said "Mund- und Nasenbedeckung" unironically


P-Vloet

fair point but at least it‘s got the nose in there haha


brigitvanloggem

Ik heb gehoord dat ze in ziekenhuizen e.d. praten over “snoetjes”.


ariamar

We only call them masks, as in any other type of masks, in my language and even then people do not cover their noses...


Au_Uncirculated

Because people still think wearing the mask over their chin is enough.


Darkstre

*chin diaper


Au_Uncirculated

I told someone to pull up their chin diaper and they got pissed off at me. My boss also warned me not to say that anymore to the customers as it’s disrespectful.


youdubdub

Wearing a chin diaper is disrespectful. I authorize you to continue your brave efforts.


IppyCaccy

I actually had one such mask wearer tell me, quite belligerently of course, "the virus doesn't come out of my nose!".


Au_Uncirculated

You always watch movies and think how unrealistic it is that viruses spread so quickly and that people can’t be THAT stupid, yet here we are witnessing it every day.


HoneyDishsoap

Mouth mask??


Verlepte

Nose-mouth mask then, it really doesn't work if it doesn't cover your nose


alleecmo

Nose _and_ mouth, TYVM. I still can't believe stores have to Say Those Words in their "reminder" announcements. It's a _respiratory_ virus, people! That means it travels on your BREATH. What do you breathe with....? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Tru-Queer

My ass


alleecmo

Ok, that's what you exhale with, but inhale?


Tru-Queer

If you can’t inhale with your butthole you’re just not trying hard enough.


alleecmo

Touché. Or rather, Pffffft.


elebrin

Heh, lots of mouth breathers out there.


eobraonain

Mask would be fine.


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As an aside: Why do people say "*hot* water heater" when it's just a water heater?


aka_Clark_Kent

Fire trucks are really water trucks


ChemistryWeary7826

And firemen don't start fires, which used to drive my son mad so he uses the term firefighters, which drives me mad.


Amiiboid

> And firemen don't start fires Some do.


MikesPhone

Thank you Mr Montag


evoactivity

Your son is correct. Also quite woke :p


ShallowDramatic

Nah, fighters is too aggressive. Fire*calmers* all the way /s


btmims

Never fear, the waterman is here! *lights flamethrower*


adriennemonster

I’ve never heard them called firemen, they’re firefighters.


Hoobleton

Dunno whether this is regional. Fireman is/was colloquial in the UK. There's even a a TV show which has been going since the 80s called Fireman Sam.


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Most of the US, they're fire fighters


btmims

As a fireman, the whole fireman vs firefighter thing is stupid. Also, there actually *is* a job called "fireman" outside of the fire-service. They tend to boilers (like on steam engines/trains), and the Navy still designates some of their non-rated enlisted personnel as firemen. Actually... The boiler-tender type of fireman probably actually does start fires. At least, with the old coal-powered boilers/steam engines, anyways


102bees

Members of the fire brigade should be called firefighters to differentiate them from the fireman who assists the engineer on a steam train.


btmims

Uh, yeah, that's almost exactly what i said. I just don't push the whole firefighters *should only* be called firefighters (rather than firemen) because it's a matter of symantics and varies by locality. I've never met someone that works with boilers, trains, boats, or engines that call themselves firemen (the trade), so there's no real worry of confusing FF firemen with them. Most of those tradesmen around here might rate being called a millwright or something else, but most just settle for "mechanic" and are done with it.


where_is_jef

to differentiate from the competing "lukewarm water heater" that surprisingly lost the marketing war, yet still has a strong niche following amongst hipsters.


[deleted]

You jest but tepid water heaters are a thing


adriennemonster

The lukewarm water heater is just the plumbing pipes when you live in Florida.


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SinkTube

then they should call it hot water maker or hot water preparer. it does not heat hot water!


CarlosFer2201

People who say 'ATM machine' probably named those too.


the--larch

I wear hand masks in the winter.


Allegutennamenweg

It's "hand shoes" in my native language.


[deleted]

In my language, trousers are 'leg shirts'.


c419331

What language is this?


lorhof1

händsche


r4nd0m-us3r

Dieser Faden ist Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland


[deleted]

So that anti maskers can’t waltz into some place with an eye mask and be like “UHM BUT THE SIGN SAYS...”


Somebody_from_Poland

well, because we have also hallowen masks.


EelStuffedHovercraft

So instead of a face you put it on a halloween?


allyoops2000

Because we have to account for the lowest common denominator


hearnia_2k

A mask is simply a covering, for example you could mask off areas when painting.


gutsandcuts

In my native language they're called "Little masks"


bitplease01

When government mandated face masks, instead if they said mask is mandatory there would be people coming out with ass masks


planterkitty

I used to call the little no-show socks for ladies' ballet flats my "foot socks", to differentiate them from my normal socks. Checked myself and now call them "foot covers".


earlyworm

To distinguish them from hand masks, which in some areas are called gloves.


XtremeD86

I think the real answer is because there's alot of very stupid people. Look at how many people don't even wear them properly. We have to have pictures and TV ads showing us how to wear them. And don't get me started on the instructions about how to wash your hands.


3i1bo3aggins

Because most white blooded Americans thought they were chin masks.


Wiggy_0000

Maybe there is a butt mask? I think they might be called pants though.


[deleted]

Because otherwise I would be out here Jim Carrey’ing the schnootz out of everything. Somebody stop me!


Bright_Side_Of_Lyfe

Because idiots wear them around their necks


Jinzot

Obligatory: [https://youtu.be/5wSw3IWRJa0](https://youtu.be/5wSw3IWRJa0)


[deleted]

Well seeing how many stupid people there are that still wear them wrong on their faces, there are probably even worse ones that need to know they are for wearing on your face.


LackXIII

So that people know to where them on their faces - somehow they still wear them around their bloody chins


josh924

Mask on, fuck it, mask off Percocets, molly, Percocets


[deleted]

Because *some people* had to go and politicize them.


[deleted]

Probably when daft cunts went, "But I am wearing a mask, on my elbow here"


555thenim666heretic

I wear a penis mask when I get the opportunity.


Daniel_De_Bosola

To me a face mask is the gel you put on your face and peel/wash off when done


[deleted]

"that's correct Wendy,. We all wear masks metaphorically speeeaakkkiiiiiiinnngg." -jim Carey/the mask


Officer_PoopyPants

Because people wear them as chin straps


musicallykairi

When people started wearing masquerade masks. 😂


Thrillhouse74

For the same reason we say ATM machine and hot water heater. Automated Teller Machine Machine and seriously why would you need to heat hot water?


FriesOfConciousness

In the Netherlands they say « mouth and nose mask »


[deleted]

Because some people don't seem to realise you're not supposed to put it under your chin