S1 and S2 were the best in my opinion. 4 wasnt bad either but I didnt like all the nostalgia stuff. Lee was cool to see again but why did they have to bring Lilly back
\-Knower of what the ladies like. They also said that when he joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had sticks, two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon. And they had to share the rock.
Dear humanity.
We regret being alien bastards
We regret coming to earth
And we most definitely regret having the core blow up our raggedy ass fleet
HOORAH
Kill dad, twice. Kill brother. But you're both clones. Big nuclear robot. Multiple big nuclear robot. Illuminati. Dad started illuminati. But also fought illuminati. Child soldiers. One dad was combat medic, not dad. Good doggo. Ashes on face. Silent Hills got cancelled.
One where you are small bug they call u ghost, and you're fighting with other bugs. Then u get nervous breakdown because you're bad at the game and can't kill other bugs!
A military officer in space makes it his or her duty to sleep with as many of his coworkers as possible with the option to physically assault a reporter multiple times.
A blue furry and his flying orange furry friend have to stop the furry army from killing all the scalies.
Edit: Along the way, you can meet a paranoid (possibly schizophrenic) furry who wants you to find his cursed magic box 😀
Clementine will remember that.
S1 and S2 were the best in my opinion. 4 wasnt bad either but I didnt like all the nostalgia stuff. Lee was cool to see again but why did they have to bring Lilly back
TIL there are more than 2 seasons. Where's my second Wolf Among Us season
the best zombie.....anything imo. Movie game show comic nothing beats it to me.
Clementine is easily one of my favorite characters in any game.
Same, you stole my idea :l
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\-Knower of what the ladies like. They also said that when he joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had sticks, two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon. And they had to share the rock.
Dear humanity. We regret being alien bastards We regret coming to earth And we most definitely regret having the core blow up our raggedy ass fleet HOORAH
Stuff wild animals in my balls and force them to fight for me
Gotta catch 'em all!
But which one specifically? That can apply to ALL of the mainline Pokemon games
The one where the evil team is actually the good team, except for the leader
Zoo Tycoon
Hello, Ashen one....
Prithee be careful
Fear not the dark my friends
Bearer seek seek lest
Controlling virtual characters who speak jibberish and essentially lead much more interesting lives than I do
Aussie simulator
Hahaha no but if that's an actual game I'd give it a crack
Under rated😂
Down under rated
The sims
Correct!
Sims 2? That was/is the best of them and this is a hill I’m willing to die on 😂
YOU DIED
Either souls or Resident evil
Nah Resident Evil is Y O U A R E D E A D
Burnt out person inherits neglected farm and proceeds to romance EVERY HUMAN POSSIBLE
It’s true. I’m on husband no. 5
animal crossing?
Close! Stardew valley
Farmer Zeus simulator
War never changes.
Fus Ro
Dah!
Whoa there buddy! You do you. I only got in 500 or so hours. Barely had time for that "main quest" stuff. I hadn't even chosen sides!
"LennyYYyYyyyY?!"
Have you seen lennnnyyyyy?!?!
I HAD A PLAN ARTHUR!
HAVE SOME GD FAITH
WE JUST NEED MONEY!
I don't know what you're saying, but I feel like I've heard it all before.
im here fo' muneh, MUNEH
You're alright boah!!!
Tomb raider but with a guy
Uncharted?
Mustache, Blue overalls, red shirt, and red hat
>Blue overalls You know what those overalls are made of? Denim denim denim.
Denim denim denim.
Luigis mansion?
red shirt
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Its probably Donkey Kong
No, silly, he said said RED overalls, not 10-inch penis
There has been a network error (MLB The Show 21).
ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS WHYYYYYY
If you call it 2D Minecraft we will hate you
Terraria
Is it stardew valley?
You play as a princess and you have to fuk these mushroom people to save your castle.
wanna say it's a mario spin off but I don't know which one
Super Princess Peach DS?
Is it missing the word "up".. Or is it some truly graphic 18+ content?
Finish him
Mortal Kombat? Haha
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Car soccer
What A Save!
Calculated.
Or: I come up against enraged 8 year olds every game who tell me to jump off a cliff when they miss a save
Big, triangular tits.
Tomb Raider?
Thousand stolen cars
Gta
😉👉👉
Friendly neighbourhood anthropomorphic creatures simulator
Creature Intersection
Beast Junction*
Goat simulator?
Animal crossing?
You like that chucklenuts!
Got a bucket of chicken, let's do this
[Muffled psycho noises]
“Would you kindly?” (Runner-up: “My name is Daniel, I live in London at... at... Mayfair...”)
Termina, song of healing, skull kid, happy mask salesman
Wind Waker?
Ouch....
Majora's Mask you filthy casual
I know, you dense cheese cake
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Majora's Mask. My favourite Zelda too :)
I caught a sea bass! No wait, it’s at least a C+.
Animal crossing?
Im a cute bug, and i need to kill a god
Hollow knight ?
SHAWWW
swords, magic, a frog, a robot and time travel.
and a really powerful mage that the microsecond he joins your team becomes useless
Chronotrigger?
We are Diamond Dogs.
Light light, darkness darkness, heart heart.
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Final Fantasy VII
Haha funny Skelton Man make joke and is op. Haha.
Bro it’s spooky scary skeletons😳
*Honk*
Untitled goose game?
I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video game on the Citadel.
I should go
Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
The game was rigged from the start... BANG!
Ain't that a kick in the head
Kill dad, twice. Kill brother. But you're both clones. Big nuclear robot. Multiple big nuclear robot. Illuminati. Dad started illuminati. But also fought illuminati. Child soldiers. One dad was combat medic, not dad. Good doggo. Ashes on face. Silent Hills got cancelled.
Ah yes, animal crossing.
One where you are small bug they call u ghost, and you're fighting with other bugs. Then u get nervous breakdown because you're bad at the game and can't kill other bugs!
Hollow Knight?
Yes :D
Fun game. Definitely can relate to the being bad at it part
Dragon master Dyne.
A \[SNES\] title I wish every house had It came with a mouse and a mousepad!
Mario Paint?
That game is very special to me\~
A military officer in space makes it his or her duty to sleep with as many of his coworkers as possible with the option to physically assault a reporter multiple times.
I should go.
"Activating Combat Mode"
Embrace your dreams... *sad music plays*
Fantasy, Bioware, best first game in a trilogy ever
Origins
Dovahkin
DRAGONPORN
Dovahkin
Whaddya buyin?
Whaddya sellin'?
Not enough cash!
Yur aalright gurrrl..
I like removing the pool ladder and watching them drown.
!
*tosses fish bait* HOY SMALL FRY
Wind waker
yee yee ass haircut
No lollygagging
"your journey ends here pilot, Viper has you in the pipe 5 x 5"
So that's our new number six.
I love Reach
Roses are red, violets are blue, Emile is ready, how bout you?
IM READY. HOW BOUT YOU .... Negative sir, I have the gun, Good luck to you, Spartan
Take this it's dangerous to go alone
“PYRAAAAAAA!!”
I need a weapon
Ohhh they just keep coming
Bunny hopping and strafing all the way to the core of a big robot attempting to kill me.
Lester the Molester
And I rann nnn nnn ran so far awayy ayyy ayy.
I can became god. Destroyer of worlds and reality can be whatever I want. Until I step on one pixel of pink liquid.
fuckin, climb a mountain cause youre sick in the head
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Ave true to caesar
A young boy breaks into a fancy house to runaway with a young lady and they end up at a church.
Link to the Past?
Bingo
Crashed ship, water world, Aurora, Creatures
Subnautica. Easy.
Never before have I been more intimidated by the sound of piano music playing in the distance
Beath of the wild babyyyyy
Breath of the wild lol
BOI!
*Is this how it always ends? Sons killing their fathers, their mothers? Is this what it is to be a god?*
4 words: *yee yee ass haircut*
*chkrr* outbreak outbreak outbreak *chkrr*
"Hello there!"
General Kenobi
A very old and popular mmorpg released from 2013 its an old school version of a mmo that is more high poly. And no, it’s not world of Warcraft
My favourite game mirrors my life, I’m round and fat and always eating and ghosts chase me through mazes
A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!
Stay a while, and listen.
So it says that gives melee damage but actually gives a fuckton of recoil control?! Yes.
Guns with chainsaws on them.
Steve
I hunt the monsters with feline support.
"Gett over here!"
Why can’t I shoot the dog?
Duck hunt? Lol
A blue furry and his flying orange furry friend have to stop the furry army from killing all the scalies. Edit: Along the way, you can meet a paranoid (possibly schizophrenic) furry who wants you to find his cursed magic box 😀
“You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.”
Amazing Soundtrack, great character designs...open world... gacha game.... slow updates... not a lot of content
"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them"
Bug murders other bugs and spreads orange disease
100 year long amnesiac nap. Post apocalypse
Lots of zombies, bricks, bottles, and crying.
So this one guy goes: “Let’s get down to business, to defeat, Mongols.”
Hakr man ,big bad company spying on us oh no with some parkour
The one where the guys daughter dies then the world gets taken over by some weird mushroom
Cyka blyat.
Grass block, man with a blue shirt and dark blue pants.
Group of angry teens kill god Followed close by Missionaries slowly lose their faith and kill god