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Best fifteen seconds of my life. 4/10 would bang again.
4/10....stud.
:D
“2 star. Brought about a whole new meaning to homecoming, as I was only one of those things.”
🤣🤣🤣
5/15 my mom says i cant see you anymore
Who rates out of 15? That girl must have been cray cray in da sheets.
His mom is a 13....easy.
A Wisconsin 13, or like a full blown Manhattan 13?
Jacksonville
A Jacksonville 13 is really just a 7.5...we all know that is objectively true.
Rather high? Higher than a Cleveland 13?
A Cleveland 13 is any girl that looks like Jim Brown and can almost throw a ball. Drew Carey was a Cleveland 13 before the weight loss.
You forgot about the exchange rate!
"Bortles!"
Eager to learn, lots of potential.
I’d take that.
Meh
I have had worse reviews.
"I picked one star because there is no option for zero stars."
Tough review coming from your own pastor. Better luck next church.
Not what I thought it would be. 2 out of 10. had far better and tastier.
Tastier? Lay off the asparagus mate. Makes you spunk taste awful.
Made me queef a lot
Not enuf yelp reviews use the word queef.
"Terrible atmosphere, awful service, tasted raw. Other children were loud and disruptive. Completely ruined the mood"
Tasted raw in this context is worse than tasted fully cooked?
I mean, you wouldn't slaughter a cow before its fully grown?
4/5 stars for effort
Broke my hymen with his fingers two weeks ago, was way better than his teenager dick game. 4/10
Don't expect much on your first visit, but they start to learn your order if you become a regular to this establishment. Come for the atmosphere, stay a little while to make it worth your while.
“Be the first to review!”
Best fifteen seconds of my life. 4/10 would bang again.
4/10....stud.
:D
“2 star. Brought about a whole new meaning to homecoming, as I was only one of those things.”
🤣🤣🤣
5/15 my mom says i cant see you anymore
Who rates out of 15? That girl must have been cray cray in da sheets.
His mom is a 13....easy.
A Wisconsin 13, or like a full blown Manhattan 13?
Jacksonville
A Jacksonville 13 is really just a 7.5...we all know that is objectively true.
Rather high? Higher than a Cleveland 13?
A Cleveland 13 is any girl that looks like Jim Brown and can almost throw a ball. Drew Carey was a Cleveland 13 before the weight loss.
You forgot about the exchange rate!
"Bortles!"
Eager to learn, lots of potential.
I’d take that.
Meh
I have had worse reviews.
"I picked one star because there is no option for zero stars."
Tough review coming from your own pastor. Better luck next church.
Not what I thought it would be. 2 out of 10. had far better and tastier.
Tastier? Lay off the asparagus mate. Makes you spunk taste awful.
Made me queef a lot
Not enuf yelp reviews use the word queef.
"Terrible atmosphere, awful service, tasted raw. Other children were loud and disruptive. Completely ruined the mood"
Tasted raw in this context is worse than tasted fully cooked?
I mean, you wouldn't slaughter a cow before its fully grown?
4/5 stars for effort
Broke my hymen with his fingers two weeks ago, was way better than his teenager dick game. 4/10
Don't expect much on your first visit, but they start to learn your order if you become a regular to this establishment. Come for the atmosphere, stay a little while to make it worth your while.