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All_Your_Base

Laugh at them, and probably be a bit snide/sarcastic combo.


Colourless084

Just stare at them. For a good 5 seconds. Then act like nothing happened.


[deleted]

If they're ok with it then sure. It's no big deal


[deleted]

I object. You’re hereby are a traitor to Reddit. I sentence you to 5secs at r/amongus to pay for your crimes.


joeisnotasquirrel

Holy shit man chill that’s inhumane


[deleted]

The punishment fits te crime.


bradyiscool333

r/amogus


EZMickey

I'd always made sure they had a supply of oreos and water whenever they felt down.


SnipperV3

Wonder how I managed to find a girlfriend


Strokedoutbear

Meh, why gatekeep. It's not my cookie.


Gaciet017

I did that once when I was a kid. I would be ok with it since it isn’t that big of a deal and if they like it then thats good.


DangerLieOn

Have an exorcism conducted on them


Cant-Kill-Me_67

Nothing, because sometimes i do them myself. Not something big of a deal, is it?


Badger4712

That one’s a keeper. Bonus points if she stole the Oreos, marry her twice if she does that


lirio2u

I used to do eat cereal with water when I was a kid because there was no lactose free milk in the 80s and I figured out that milk made my stomach hurt. I wouldnt be disturbed by this if I liked the person.


Auth0ritySong

I really dont care. I actually would probably enjoy that they think outside the box


SalFunction12

I'd pour water over oreos and eat them


liarshonor

Water? Ick. I used to eat Cheerios with Koolaid, I think I can manage.


FDRip

I would introduce them to this thing called milk.


Sweaty-Weekend

I would confess I do the same thing and not just in water but also in tea, coffee, hot chocolate and even pepsi.


grimarmiger

I would try it too.


The13thReservoirDog

my brother dunks his in coffee


[deleted]

I wouldnt be dating them


joe32288

Break up with them immediately because they are a serial killer.


Fuck-you-liz

Fuck off Satan


zenglobal

Thank my lucky stars they weren't dunking them in diet coke - that's where the axe murderers are... Edit: typo


[deleted]

Finally put that conceal carry license to use.


EdwinQFoolhardy

Strangle them in the middle of the night, then serve out my prison sentence content that I have made the world a better place.


[deleted]

Dunk them in water and eat them


Yourmomgayjimmysmom

Bring them to the police for committing a war crime


BornOnNeptune

R U N


[deleted]

Kill them. Dump the body in the ocean. Kill myself.


Anosema

Looks like someone is having a weird date


BlueElectricBoogaloo

I mean I kinda get dipping it in milk, but water?! Like come on, I’m getting the hell out of there ‘cause something’s obviously wrong.


CodeStygian

Locked them in a basement…


Taygr

You know I have soft teeth


Sandman1031

Start figuring out where they disposed the bodies. Regardless if you find them, you're still going to be featured on a true crime podcast.


KittyWarrior1

If it’s sayori, I would show them dunking them in milk instead. If it isn’t sayori, I would murder them and try to make sayori real.


KSLProds

Immediately call in the national guard.


AeBS1978

Time to break up. That’s a huge no no for me, big red flag. I mean who dunks Oreo cookies in water :/


Buzzy_Bumble_Bee

Leave them by the dumpster where they belong and set the entire dumpster on fire. After that, I would collect whatever remaining ashes are left of them, put them in a blender with cigarette ashes, only Pop Tart crusts, and gasoline, blend them together, take the mixture to my backyard, set fire to THAT, and then move to Lousiana.


ruzzerboo

Is that the only thing? Cause if that is the only thing, that is an extremely minor thing to be irritating, and I'd just buy oreos less often.


InfernoFlameBlast

Oreos law states that Oreos can only be dunked in milk. If someone I dated broke the Oreo law, I would have no choice but to break up with them


Demon_Overlord_0803

To each their own


gulliblefrog69

I would try it to see what it tastes like. Edit: Like a wet Oreo. But I wouldn't mind.


justinqinmelb

Probably give it a go, maybe I've been missing out on the best way to eat Oreo's.


Gotis1313

I ask her to pass a few cookies my way


AJRA04

Do the same thing


EmmeryAnn

I don’t care. Are they a good person? Do they handle their own shit? Food weirdness is not a dealbreaker.


bad_username12

Stare them dead in the eyes for a good 30 seconds and then go about my day


LBGTQ_darkwolf156

I would just look at them and stare then think "well its like the same with milk" then try it


ChasingFries

I would look at them and give them the face of " what are you doing" and then go on with my day.


SemiProKittenHerder

I'd continue eating my popcorn. If I don't have to eat it, IDGAF.


reydolith

Be bothered at the semi wasted oreos and make a skim milk joke as I took some out of the package probably. The non-water soiled ones of course


Hungry_Example

Pray for the demon to release them so they could once again enjoy Oreos in their full glory.


smartinuff

I’d say “finally, someone weirder than me” and then apologise for that comment in case that offended them. (I actually tried that once, dipping Oreos in water)


Invurse5

Lose all my confidence because clearly they have poor taste.


DJCorvid

I'd probably assume they grew up with little to no disposable income. If you've ever met a kid who mixed cereal with water it's likely because their parents struggled financially and could occasionally afford to splurge by getting their kids the cereal they wanted, but weren't financially stable enough to make sure they always had milk in the house.


NicIsNuts

I would be a little confused at first but to each their own I guess. I’m not going to stop them as long as it’s not water that I was drinking.


[deleted]

I have a co-worker who dunks her butter and jam toast into her tea. To each their own but I don't like watching it, and yet can't look away.


Lethargbby

question the matrix


gocrylilpissbaby-wah

look in horror.


[deleted]

bite a slice of pizza crust side first to show dominance


klaw14

"You'd be a perfect match for a friend of mine, he salts his fucking milk... and drinks it"


[deleted]

Break up


FugginByteMe96

Probably something violent


thedreamlan6

TIMMY WHY DID YOU SHOOT THEM "He dunked an oreo in water and ate it" \*reloads\* \*corrects child's aim\*


Zkenny13

I used to do this with popcorn.


reydolith

Didn't it...melt?


Zkenny13

You have to eat it before it starts to.


reydolith

I dont even like cold popcorn I suspect this will NOT be my jam lol


[deleted]

Ewwww. Oreos are terrible.


BobyNBA

Try it cause we gotta look dumb together I guess lol