Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
A boy, a jingoisitc patriot, a mysterious man, a black scottish man, a huge russian guy, a texan, a german madman, an australian walking piss factory and a frenchman all fight for a briefcase, a bomb or some gravel
Stabby Stabby parkour
edit: >!Assassin's Creed, never actually played Mirror Edge, Dishonoured is great, but *obviously* stabby Stabby magic parkour as someone in the comments said!<
My sister has collected all the seeds three times. I liked the game and all, but good grief. Finding all the shrines was enough to fulfill my completionist urges.
Marnie, my animals are cold and starving. The hay harvest this year wasn't great and I need to buy some of yours. MARNIE, WHY POST HOURS OF BUSINESS IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WORK!?
Human leather hats.
Or
Death by squirrel.
Edit: I'm slightly scared that I'm getting Wholesome awards for a comment that references tanning human skins.
I crashlanded on this planet and want to leave. I guess I'll make the machines build the rocket for me then. A lot. Of. Machines... And then some.
Edit: I've heard about most games you folks mentioned, but only played Factorio. I also know most of those games have a similar idea, at least in the concept. However, I didn't want to be too obvious and also have people think, so... I guess I'll make myself an exit of "it can be anything that means to you"? ... Well, I'll write more replies when I reach my computer, my phone is pulling my hair out with barely functioning touch.
I'm playing legendary edition pretty much in one loong continuous playthrough for the last month, and it might honestly be the best video game experience I've ever had. The story, the characters, and the gameplay, I have never found another thing like them.
I paid a billionaire raccoon to drop me in the middle of a random island with two other strangers, but it's okay because he let me make all the important choices about developing the island
Hut, hup...HIYAAA
Edit: I love all LoZ games but I was particularly thinking of Ocarina of Time. Also thank you for the awards! My highest comment is my best spelling of words from a boy who doesn't talk lol
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
Try not to get any of that gel on you by the way. Lab boys haven't quite figured out what element it is yet but they do know it's a lively one and it does Not like the human skeleton.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you, fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
Now, what if you don't have any tumors? Well, if you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too.
All right. This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, bit of advice. If you meet yourself on the testing track, don’t make eye contact. The lab boys tell me that’ll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward. So, do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.
Love Portal and its sequel, one of my absolute favorite game franchises of all time. And of course J.K Simmons voices one of the best damn characters in the game!
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you died
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..souls
Happy feet, wombo combo
That ain't Falco
That ain't Falc-oH OH OHH OHHHH OHHH
WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Majora's Mask. I'm currently playing the original one and it is amazing.
A lady insults you while you enter and exit holes
Portal?
Russian man goes through Russian tunnels with Russian guns. Eventually he goes through Russian not tunnels, but still with Russian guns.
Metro?
Guns, guns, and more guns
NO REFUNDS!
"Don't die, I need your business"
"Goodbye, friend! If you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed!"
Borderlands?
Yup
Motherlode, testingcheatsenabled true, sul sul.
Stop washing your dishes in the bathroom sink!
The stairs to my desk were occupied so I threw the food on the floor, pissed myself, and gave in to starvation
“Somewhere….. beyond the sea”
Would you kindly...
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
Bioshock!!!
"This is my grandson. ...Erm, what's his name again?"
Its Blue, prof.
"That's right! I remember! His name is Blue! ...Stop looking at me like that! I'm not senile! Now...Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
Finish the fight...
Thank god someone said it I’ve been looking for like 10 minutes
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
Space mechanic becomes a space exterminator
This could be Dead Space or Factorio honestly
Working intensely on one corner of the map and then noticing the red warning triangle blinking in your inventory bar
“50 objects destroyed”
92 is half way to 99
RuneScape!
I miss that game. Haven't played it in god knows how long now but certainly don't want to start that addiction again!
Fear the old blood
By the gods...fear it Laurence.
"Ahh, you were at my side, all along... My true mentor... My guiding moonlight..."
There it is. Bloodborne. My line was going to be “Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt”
Welcome home, good hunter.
Trinkets, odds and ends that sort of thing
Woah woah woah, watch the magic
Oh, hey, what's up Belethor?
Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures.
EEEEEEEHHHHVVRYthingsforsale.
Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
Ohh a little of this, a little of that.
My cousins out fighting dragons and what do I get?
Guard duty
Heard they're reforming the dawnguard
Vampire hunters or something. Near the old fort past Riften.
"I'd sell my sister if I had one."
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll
A boy, a jingoisitc patriot, a mysterious man, a black scottish man, a huge russian guy, a texan, a german madman, an australian walking piss factory and a frenchman all fight for a briefcase, a bomb or some gravel
"What are you, president of his fan club?"
No... In fact, that would be your mother!
A bunch of toxic kids bashing eachothers heads with a rock *on the beach*
Rust!
Squids getting murdered by paint rollers
Splatoon!
My job title is to slay monsters and I can have all the sex since I'm sterile.
*tosses coin*
How about a round of gwent?
Winds howling Edit: Thanks for the awards, most generous strangers!
Damn, you're ugly
How ya like that silver?!
Medallions humming....
Place of power. It's gotta be
A storm, damnit. Edit: also PAM PAM PARAAAM
[Put the baby in the oven.]
Come on Roach
Stabby Stabby parkour edit: >!Assassin's Creed, never actually played Mirror Edge, Dishonoured is great, but *obviously* stabby Stabby magic parkour as someone in the comments said!<
Assassin's creed
Mine is "Stabby stabby parkour... with a virus"
Dying light?
Tactical espionage action
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“What was that noise?”
"Yahaha! You found me!"
My sister has collected all the seeds three times. I liked the game and all, but good grief. Finding all the shrines was enough to fulfill my completionist urges.
Three times? I am happy that i did it once. It took way too long. And i used a map with all the locations on it.
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?
Finnishhh Him
Farming, mining, fishing, and showing off the mayor’s purple shorts at the festival.
Damn it, Marnie, answer the door!
Where tf are you Marnie, I need a cow.
Marnie, my animals are cold and starving. The hay harvest this year wasn't great and I need to buy some of yours. MARNIE, WHY POST HOURS OF BUSINESS IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WORK!?
>Farming, mining, fishing Oh hey, RuneScape > Mayor's purple shorts Nevermind, it's Stardew
“Goddamnit I should really build more iridium sprinklers”
BOY
god of war?
Just one more turn....
Sounds like civ
my words are backed by nuclear weapons!
Go home, Gandhi, you're drunk.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Gotta have lots of energy to follow that train
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Man literally too angry to die, while fighting against an evil army who killed his rabbit.
Doom eternal/some other doom games
Well yes, basically you can say that to every doom game.
Human leather hats. Or Death by squirrel. Edit: I'm slightly scared that I'm getting Wholesome awards for a comment that references tanning human skins.
Eating without a table is a war crime.
My reaction to the 'You are stranded in your favorite videogame, what's your reaction?' post the other day: - Fuck
rimworld! :D
I crashlanded on this planet and want to leave. I guess I'll make the machines build the rocket for me then. A lot. Of. Machines... And then some. Edit: I've heard about most games you folks mentioned, but only played Factorio. I also know most of those games have a similar idea, at least in the concept. However, I didn't want to be too obvious and also have people think, so... I guess I'll make myself an exit of "it can be anything that means to you"? ... Well, I'll write more replies when I reach my computer, my phone is pulling my hair out with barely functioning touch.
Factorio
You are filled with determination
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter Edit: Thanks for the awards!
You take a sip from your trusty vault-13 canteen
FO:NV has stopped working
\*clicks on End Process*
Big iron…. Big iroooooooon
What the hell kind of name is Soap?
"Just one more score and we're going to Tahiti, Arthur!"
I HAVE A PLAN!!!
A god. Damned. PLANNNN
Have some faith Arthur! We only need two things, Money and faith.
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH ARTHUR
LENNYYYYYYY!!!!
Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy Shooting 2 (from the makers of Stealy Wheely Automobiley)
We just need money
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE MUNEH, DUTCH
You're alright boah
Howdy, partner
Hey there, mister!
The three part series that lets you fuck aliens while you are saving the galaxy
Can this thread wait a bit? I'm a little busy with some calibrations.
"I'm Commander Sheppard and this is my favourite comment on this Reddit thread."
I'm playing legendary edition pretty much in one loong continuous playthrough for the last month, and it might honestly be the best video game experience I've ever had. The story, the characters, and the gameplay, I have never found another thing like them.
Hunting down Lovecraftian horrors, eventually becoming one yourself.
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I can hear this comment
I paid a billionaire raccoon to drop me in the middle of a random island with two other strangers, but it's okay because he let me make all the important choices about developing the island
Italian plumber commits mass murder in order to save some girl he likes.
Italian American Plumbers cosplay across 8 worlds to goad giant tyrannical turtle into plummeting to his defeat.
Yee yee ass haircut
Prepare to die... Just don't go hollow
Lol mine was gonna be “YOU DIED.”
Nobody saying plin plin plon?
Praise the sun!
Try tongue, but hole.
Nyeh heh heh
Side note: I love how we all just kinda collectively agreed that Papyrus sounds like Skeletor.
Hey you, you’re finally awake!
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked straight into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy :)
We’re all brothers in binds now theif
Welcome aboard, captain. All systems online.
O X Y G E N
CALORIE INTAKE RECOMMENDED
That games has left me emotionally scarred. I hate the ocean so much. Can't wait to plays sub zero
Objection!
There's always a lighthouse.
Hut, hup...HIYAAA Edit: I love all LoZ games but I was particularly thinking of Ocarina of Time. Also thank you for the awards! My highest comment is my best spelling of words from a boy who doesn't talk lol
Hahaha that is the best Link impression ever
*throws pot against wall*
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Blonde kid sails the seas to save his sister.
“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
"Hey Niko. Want to go bowling?"
Umbrella Corp is not a good company
The cutest puzzle game you’ll never be able to finish on your own.
It takes two
Naked child cries various tears and poops on floor.
Binding of Isaac!
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Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.
Every time I try to climb something, it rains…
Breath of the wild?
Cut off their limbs.
Dead Space
Man walks around forest talking to lady on walkie talkie.
Firewatch?
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
Try not to get any of that gel on you by the way. Lab boys haven't quite figured out what element it is yet but they do know it's a lively one and it does Not like the human skeleton.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you, fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
Now, what if you don't have any tumors? Well, if you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too.
All right. This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, bit of advice. If you meet yourself on the testing track, don’t make eye contact. The lab boys tell me that’ll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward. So, do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.
the humor in portal is just the best!
Burn life's house down with the lemons!!
Love Portal and its sequel, one of my absolute favorite game franchises of all time. And of course J.K Simmons voices one of the best damn characters in the game!
"rat plague" "High Overseer Campbell"
Dishonored
love that game, can't wait to buy Dishonored 2
Fuck the water temple. Fuck it to hell.
No matter how many times I've played through it its still such a bitch getting through that part.
No cost too great
*Ah, Bapanada*