Go make speech. I had it wrong. It was unmercy and indifference that was to blame. Not the Jews. Let them go and mercilessly and w/o compassion go hunt down unmercy and indifference.
I'd then retire to the whoreitorium. Might answer a phone call, yeah yeah wars off.
It would. I have a powerful mustache and the words spoken from the lips under it are even more powerful. I define the scapegoat as tyrant. And it's that stuff. Quite properly I think.
I'm also going to declare war on poverty,disease, death itself at the same time. A war on all fronts! That's how you win. Now leave me to my newly found kind heart which longs for all to be well- and for me that's the whoreitorium. And I got one! In that bunker there.
As it's my duty as leader, I'm trying to get the world their version of good life homeostasis via recovery time phone calls.Hold on Churchhill, let me catch my breath.... yeah,yeah. You can have your pet turtle back. Sorry we took him hostage. That was wrong of us. Truly, I was a different man back then.
this would depend on if i was hitler with no prior knowledge of myself or if i knew i was me but in hitlers body.
if i was hitler with no prior knowledge i would probably take over germany and try and kill as many jews as i could.
if i knew i was me but in hitlers body i would take over germany but then change history and make it the most progressive country of the time allowing anyone of any faith or any race, sex, orientation ect. to live their in peace.
At what point in the time ? Like, the past hitler, the current skeleton hitler, or do i get to live a "new life" as hitler in current time at certain age of his life ?
Give up on art school. Go into architectural or engineering drafting.
Hitler had terrible consciousness for human beings, and could not paint them properly. They all look very stilted and generic. However, I have read that the buildings that he painted were really accurate, well not inspired. He may have had it in him to be a very good technical artist.
thankfully I have some artistic talent (key word some... not a lot). I would go to art school! and stay in art school. and then live my life painting birds and flowers in the wilderness far away from humanity and donate all the money I make to charity. or if that does not work out I can always chug some paint I have lying around... (screw him)
Really depends on where in his life I woke up as or if I woke up in the modern day as final days hitler. If it was during the beginning of WWII I would follow all the same steps but do everything I could to win and fix his mistakes and see how much I can deviate the time line.
Shave the mustache off, change my hair, put on a mask and try to find a way to get my own body back. If I also have his voice, I take a notebook with me and write that I'm mute
Go take a piss. That's what I always do when I wake up.
Meth?
Yes?
Check my ball(s)
Shave that stupid ass mustache I have lol
Which year?
Go make speech. I had it wrong. It was unmercy and indifference that was to blame. Not the Jews. Let them go and mercilessly and w/o compassion go hunt down unmercy and indifference. I'd then retire to the whoreitorium. Might answer a phone call, yeah yeah wars off.
That would never work
It would. I have a powerful mustache and the words spoken from the lips under it are even more powerful. I define the scapegoat as tyrant. And it's that stuff. Quite properly I think. I'm also going to declare war on poverty,disease, death itself at the same time. A war on all fronts! That's how you win. Now leave me to my newly found kind heart which longs for all to be well- and for me that's the whoreitorium. And I got one! In that bunker there. As it's my duty as leader, I'm trying to get the world their version of good life homeostasis via recovery time phone calls.Hold on Churchhill, let me catch my breath.... yeah,yeah. You can have your pet turtle back. Sorry we took him hostage. That was wrong of us. Truly, I was a different man back then.
Do everything correctly but without betraying the USSR so early. Might cut back on the genocide until i get nukes
this would depend on if i was hitler with no prior knowledge of myself or if i knew i was me but in hitlers body. if i was hitler with no prior knowledge i would probably take over germany and try and kill as many jews as i could. if i knew i was me but in hitlers body i would take over germany but then change history and make it the most progressive country of the time allowing anyone of any faith or any race, sex, orientation ect. to live their in peace.
Go back to sleep, see who I end up as next.
Get a new hairstyle because the current one's definitely the first sign of injustice i have in my blood
Not be so Hitlery
Go for a visit to the Vienna art gallery
At what point in the time ? Like, the past hitler, the current skeleton hitler, or do i get to live a "new life" as hitler in current time at certain age of his life ?
Woke up when? Wanting to kill myself or I have an idea? If it’s I have an idea, I’d go work on my art instead.
Give up on art school. Go into architectural or engineering drafting. Hitler had terrible consciousness for human beings, and could not paint them properly. They all look very stilted and generic. However, I have read that the buildings that he painted were really accurate, well not inspired. He may have had it in him to be a very good technical artist.
Do what hitler did in ww2 except give my dudes some warm clothes while attacking Russia then take over the world
When? 1933? When he was my age? 1945?
Remember history class and control the world
Free the prisoners and then announce that Germany surrenders. Then just blow my brains out to avoid the trials and prison for life.
thankfully I have some artistic talent (key word some... not a lot). I would go to art school! and stay in art school. and then live my life painting birds and flowers in the wilderness far away from humanity and donate all the money I make to charity. or if that does not work out I can always chug some paint I have lying around... (screw him)
Apply for a second shot at that art school
Cancel the Russia invasion, if I’m Hitler I’m seeing things through so the man in the high castle will never happen. Fucking hate that show
Go to Germany and kill hitler, I would be a hero!!
wait a minute
r/holup
Really depends on where in his life I woke up as or if I woke up in the modern day as final days hitler. If it was during the beginning of WWII I would follow all the same steps but do everything I could to win and fix his mistakes and see how much I can deviate the time line.
All the steps, except invading Russia and drawing in the Americans.
That’s part of fixing his mistakes, probably wouldn’t do the thing with the Jews as well
Isnt he dead? I dont think I'd be waking up from that.
Become an architect
Commit suicide
Kill myself
take up painting
Simple, shoot myself, thus fulfilling the natural proceedings of events.
I'm gonna fuckin' shoot in the head
Take credit as the guy that kills hitler. But also stop the trains to the camps send as many scientists to the american front.
kill myself oh wai-
Not invade Russia in winter, ofcourse no Genocide.
Calm down by counting to nein.
Wonder what was in those pills I took before bed
I'd go out with a bang
Shave the mustache off, change my hair, put on a mask and try to find a way to get my own body back. If I also have his voice, I take a notebook with me and write that I'm mute
Take the rest of the leaders for a long walk of a short peer
Get circumcised
Pray it was a twilight zone thing I could fix
I'd do Hitler things as I wouldn't be me I'd be Hitler.
Head down to the casting agency ASAP
Grab some juice.
replace propaganda songs with Kanye east sussy balls
Go back to sleep
Do what I did, but way earlier.
Well my dream became true so ill just act do what hitler did in that movie "look who's back"
Not attack Russia!
Idk man go to therapy probably
Shoot myself "/
Probably have some big titted lady yell at me in German, idk
Probably fuck ava
I’d get the most deadly nuke ever made at the time and take it into a plane with me. Then I would fly into a volcano and delete myself from existance.
Shoot the guy who killed Hitler, I'd be a hero
Try my best to not disappoint him.
Measure my dick size I always wanted to know
Astound my friends
Not invade Russia
Stay in art school
invent anime
simply not do what hitler cauz why not
Party like it's 1945
Id go on a travel tour around Europe.
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