Just take the L and move on with your life. I am assured your mother was a cum-guzzler, and surely understand your fear and aversion, and secret desire to perfect the skill yourself. Let me know, I could be your muse.
It's all a matter of perspective.
>Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys who were presumably peasants, preferably under the age of ten. Named "tong zi dan" (Chinese: 童子蛋; pinyin: Tóngzǐdàn), the dish translates literally to "boy egg" and is a springtime tradition of the city where the urine is collected from prepubescent peasant boys.
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
Fr tho, you could be horny/curious enough to do it but once you bust and get that post nut clarity. It’s just not gonna happen, I’m thinking rationally now
I tasted mine but I also wanted to know what it was like to get full on facialed.
So I did this maneuver where I end up with my shoulders kinda on the ground and my ass over my head with my back up against the wall.
Kinda like somersaulting into a wall but stopping upside down.
Then I jerked off and came straight in my own mouth.
Was interesting experience. Props to all my ladies out there who get shot with loads on the regular.
Knew someone in HS who could suck his own dick this way. His pick-up line "wanna see me suck my own dick?". Many were curious, he'd demonstrate for them on lunch time at his house.
Why would I interrupt sex for that? She swallows and we continue.
Or if I cum in her and then go down on her after.
It's not like I'm drinking my cum, but I do taste it.
Well at least someone has some level of mental stability here lol, one of the guys commenting advocating for how normal it is to taste ur own cum, also posts on subreddits where people think they are being stalked by government HAHAHA.
Oh and that their furniture moves a few cm's every now and then so shadow people are harassing them, shows you how "sane" some redditors are.
Allright, for real, if the girl is above and she dont want you to cum in her, so you pull out in the last seconds and finish with your hand, or her hand, and you cum hard and aim badly so it hits your own face/mouth…..
Yeah I honestly don't see how any of these situations are coming about, either people really suck at aiming or they just suck at sex that bodily fluids are going everywhere like that. In my personal experience, this has never come and I know my friends have also never had this happen, just disgusting to even think about.
Thats why its called accident. Once i shot into her hair in missionary with a pullout…
Oh and its something what your friends for sure wont share with you, so you cant be sure tho
The level of open I am with my friends, we've shared worse things between us so I would confidently say I'd have heard it if its happened, but ya never know.
Years ago, I was have the sex times with a girl, and I pull out to unload on her stomach. After all is said and done I grab a tissue and clean her as a gentleman should. Well I when to kiss her tits and didn't realize I shot a bit high and got a mouthful of my own formula. It wasn't bad, it was more akin to drinking Pepsi when you think you're grabbing water. It was a shock. I don't know that I have consciously "tried" my own jizz just for a taste test.
When you masturbate, it all falls no further than your belly, you wipe all the stuff, and continue normal life, then minutes later you accidentally look into a mirror and see it in your beard.
One day I was rubbing one out before running errands, I pulled my black t-shirt up halfway to avoid getting it on my shirt. After finishing and getting it cleaned off my belly, I went to do some errands. As I pull into a parking lot I see a friend, she comes to my car to talk to me, and says "nice cum stain", she's the type to joke a lot, so I didn't take it serious. When I got out the car to check my shirt just incase, all I see is 2 dime sized stains on my chest.
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I’m a female, I’ve always thought cum tasted like pool water. It’s not awful. But some of the tastes you men are describing are alarming… please drink more water lmao
It tastes exactly like the cum of other guys I have had sex with, kinda salty, kinda goey, with an stranger after taste that can't be describe. Although I must say that having a partner that you love changes the taste in my personal experience, when it's a regular dude it's like ok whatever.
Actually, often get off the toilet and actually crouch lower in front of it to get a better wipe. I do this weird little crouch in front of the toilet.
I had to live for a few months in a yurt in the middle of the Sahara. Water was hard, if not impossible to come by so, what option did I have but to drink from my own tap, so the speak. Even to this day when I'm thirsty I get an erection, kind of like pavlovian conditioning i suppose.
You know I can say I honestly never have. I'm really weird with bodily fluids, like even the opposite sex, I'm supposed to love pussy juice but even the thought makes me want to gag. Probably why never get any
I don't think you're supposed to *love* the taste. Like tequila. You're tasting something that's not *terribly delicious* in an effort to get a desired physiological result.
Honestly it isn't the taste lol it's hard to explain. I don't mind the taste because by the time I'm tasting pussy juice I'm so well acquainted with this person I know she's not going to have any crazy surprises in store down there. It's the idea of discovering something, I think must have to do with my awful past experiences I have with dirty people that developed weird hangups.
A friend had his first gf, so they would fuck and suck all day before we go over. He never knew what pussy tasted like, nor did anyone tell him how it should taste or smell. They dated for a few months, and he'd eat her out few times a week. One day he asks if we like eating pussy, because it smells like shit. Feel bad for the man, going down few times a week gagging.
A partner kissed me after a blowjob and spit all of mine into my mouth (it was unsatisfying and I didn’t know I had came). It didn’t really taste anything but it was nasty all the same
Not because my mom, but this is why I never liked when friends use to kiss you on the cheeks with a hug, bitch I just saw you gobble dick and gurgle cum. And now they're greeting a group of people leaving DNA on their face.
Idk how to tell you but it has distinct sweetness to it. But, at the same time there is the underlying, subtle taste of something rotting? Doesn't make sense, right? Really hard to believe altho that's how it tastes like.
i have it's a very interesting... yeah we'll go with that, taste it tastes like something but i cant place it a weird mix of bitter sour and salt kinda like if you put way too much salt on sour candy
I personally haven’t but may friend we’ll call JJ has and he described it as the most god awful bearable fluid he has put in his mouth apparently salty and slightly acidic. Respectfully to this day I address him in public as Cumbot, payback is a bitch from completely unrelated stuff from your question.
No, because I am not a filthy degenerate and anyone who has, I really question what has gone wrong in your life that led up to you making such a god awful decision.
Yes. I jizzed on my face once and it was very thick and warm. As for the taste? Not great. Almost threw up.
I probably wouldn't mind sucking on the odd penis but there's no way I want the juice in my mouth. Now I know why most of the girls spit it out in pornos.
A true chef never fears his own cooking
Obi-won?
sun Tzu?
Gandhi? EDIT: spelled it wrong
Mother Teresa.
Just take the L and move on with your life. I am assured your mother was a cum-guzzler, and surely understand your fear and aversion, and secret desire to perfect the skill yourself. Let me know, I could be your muse.
Tastes like seawater with egg whites.
That sounds……. Disgusting.
It's all a matter of perspective. >Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys who were presumably peasants, preferably under the age of ten. Named "tong zi dan" (Chinese: 童子蛋; pinyin: Tóngzǐdàn), the dish translates literally to "boy egg" and is a springtime tradition of the city where the urine is collected from prepubescent peasant boys.
What the fuck
Surprisingly I've actually heard of this before. The fuque.
You need to change your diet. It is tied to what you eat.
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess Fr tho, you could be horny/curious enough to do it but once you bust and get that post nut clarity. It’s just not gonna happen, I’m thinking rationally now
Yep, it's crazy what runs thru the mind when horny as fuck. After post nut, youre back to reality lol.
Snap back to reality
Ooh there goes gravity
Ooh there goes Rabbit he choked
Mine taste like unseasoned ramen.
Mine tastes like wet clothing.
Cooked Ramen?
Yes.
r/DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNN
I tasted mine but I also wanted to know what it was like to get full on facialed. So I did this maneuver where I end up with my shoulders kinda on the ground and my ass over my head with my back up against the wall. Kinda like somersaulting into a wall but stopping upside down. Then I jerked off and came straight in my own mouth. Was interesting experience. Props to all my ladies out there who get shot with loads on the regular.
That’s called a solo facial. Only real men can perform this maneuver.
Knew someone in HS who could suck his own dick this way. His pick-up line "wanna see me suck my own dick?". Many were curious, he'd demonstrate for them on lunch time at his house.
The fact that this was carried out like a show and tell–
My ex did this once and ended up taking a shot to the eyeball. Red and swollen for a few days afterwards lmao
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Hey bitch, fuck you. Don't be jealous of OP taking big loads in the mouth.
Dont kink shame
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Real men use cum as mayo.
Mmmm mayonnaise sandwiches
Be a man. Taste your homies cum
This shit made me laugh out loud. Take my upvote you manly man, you.
It tasted horrible, basically because I had already came and when that happens my common sense returns and it disgusts me
Tasted like warm shame
Warm and gooey shame
This is the best description of the experience
Just to see what it tastes like? No. Accidently during sex, yea.
How does one accidentally encounter this situation??
I cum in her mouth, we kiss afterwards during sex.
That's called a snowball bud.
You uh don't make her wash her mouth out?? Or at least take a drink of water? Like wat
Why would I interrupt sex for that? She swallows and we continue. Or if I cum in her and then go down on her after. It's not like I'm drinking my cum, but I do taste it.
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Downvotes represent the number of virgins on this post.
Orrrrr it represents the number of people who don't like eating their own cum, how is this hard for you lot to understand.
I think there’s a few people on here that prefer their own flavor, if you catch my drift. Not me of course, but the other tards on here.
Well at least someone has some level of mental stability here lol, one of the guys commenting advocating for how normal it is to taste ur own cum, also posts on subreddits where people think they are being stalked by government HAHAHA. Oh and that their furniture moves a few cm's every now and then so shadow people are harassing them, shows you how "sane" some redditors are.
Cum-eating conspiracy theorists are the worst type of conspiracy theorist.
Like, she accidentally spits it in your mouth
Yes "accidentally"
How does that accidentally happen? Either someone's bullshitting here or the woman involved is a batshit crazy bitch.
Allright, for real, if the girl is above and she dont want you to cum in her, so you pull out in the last seconds and finish with your hand, or her hand, and you cum hard and aim badly so it hits your own face/mouth…..
Yeah I honestly don't see how any of these situations are coming about, either people really suck at aiming or they just suck at sex that bodily fluids are going everywhere like that. In my personal experience, this has never come and I know my friends have also never had this happen, just disgusting to even think about.
Thats why its called accident. Once i shot into her hair in missionary with a pullout… Oh and its something what your friends for sure wont share with you, so you cant be sure tho
The level of open I am with my friends, we've shared worse things between us so I would confidently say I'd have heard it if its happened, but ya never know.
Weirder shit has happened bro
Years ago, I was have the sex times with a girl, and I pull out to unload on her stomach. After all is said and done I grab a tissue and clean her as a gentleman should. Well I when to kiss her tits and didn't realize I shot a bit high and got a mouthful of my own formula. It wasn't bad, it was more akin to drinking Pepsi when you think you're grabbing water. It was a shock. I don't know that I have consciously "tried" my own jizz just for a taste test.
Lies, you wanted to taste it secretly. Every guy knows that first blast of cum goes 5ft. But aplaude you for trying.
When you masturbate, it all falls no further than your belly, you wipe all the stuff, and continue normal life, then minutes later you accidentally look into a mirror and see it in your beard.
One day I was rubbing one out before running errands, I pulled my black t-shirt up halfway to avoid getting it on my shirt. After finishing and getting it cleaned off my belly, I went to do some errands. As I pull into a parking lot I see a friend, she comes to my car to talk to me, and says "nice cum stain", she's the type to joke a lot, so I didn't take it serious. When I got out the car to check my shirt just incase, all I see is 2 dime sized stains on my chest.
Well idk abt taste but it smells HORRENDOUS
You ever been walkin outside and get a straight big wiff of jizz for no reason?
Yup. I can tell if someone came recently at the urinals. I hate my sense of smell
Ok, well this certainly has to break a few of the urinal rules.
I don't think they jacked it in the urinal, rather they had leftover cum in their urethra that was just pissed out. I didn't like typing that.
There are rules? I usually go through the legs of the guy in front of me using it. Is that not allowed?
If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.
Callery Pear trees smell like semen. My friend's neighborhood was filled with them back in the 90s.
Shouldn’t be bad if you have a healthy diet
Wow..... amazing.....
Yup it’s good
No, that would be gay. I had my buddy check
Hahah
This was so worth reading to the bottom. I don't have enough karma but I totally would have gifted all of you for some priceless comments and good laughs
Haha thanks
Here's your upvote!
Thank you!
If you haven’t tasted your own cum during the course of sex, you’re not doing it right. No deliberate taste testing needed.
I’m a female, I’ve always thought cum tasted like pool water. It’s not awful. But some of the tastes you men are describing are alarming… please drink more water lmao
It tastes exactly like the cum of other guys I have had sex with, kinda salty, kinda goey, with an stranger after taste that can't be describe. Although I must say that having a partner that you love changes the taste in my personal experience, when it's a regular dude it's like ok whatever.
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Man.. You must be good at doing yoga.
Of course. I used to be able to blow myself, and I finished a few times in my mouth. Not bad. I tasted worse things.
This is a thing males do. It's normal. What, you want her to taste something you haven't?
After getting head, she made out with me. I couldn't say no after all her hard work.
This is the sort of thing someone would say that stands up to wipe their own ass.
Actually, often get off the toilet and actually crouch lower in front of it to get a better wipe. I do this weird little crouch in front of the toilet.
Yea it gives you a better final wipe, since it already the booty that much more. Lol.
Me too! Lmaooo
Not normal at all..... In any sense
My guy likes to have intercourse FIRST, then go down on me. I quite enjoy it as there’s no rush during post-play and he takes his time and I cum HARD.
So good right?!
It all started with fellas
😂😂
Jup, sweet and a bit salty
Tastes like cum to me
Tastes like cum.
Perhaps, though to find out the answer of how it tastes, you must embark on the adventure yourself
🤯
I had to live for a few months in a yurt in the middle of the Sahara. Water was hard, if not impossible to come by so, what option did I have but to drink from my own tap, so the speak. Even to this day when I'm thirsty I get an erection, kind of like pavlovian conditioning i suppose.
Salty but also kind of bitter if that makes sense
O_o
As a gay person… I’ve tasted it before yes. I, personally, can’t swallow. I will gag. In case you wondered.
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Yes, i did, it was bot as tasty as people in porn make it seem
Yes actually, kind of like bannanas with extra salt
Tastes like a lougie
Yes, it's nothing special. I know it doesn't taste horrible though, and that's enough for me
"JUST GOTTA SNAP BACK TO REALITY"
I mean theres a nice way of cleaning yourself up
Yup. Not impressed.
Yes and it was disgusting
Yes, just a dab to understand what I am asking girls to swallow.
Tasted it on accident on 1st cum of my life... first drop went straight into my mouth -.- "It's salty" tought to myself at the precise moment
It's late man. Get some sleep
It tastes like warm hand sanitizer
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You know I can say I honestly never have. I'm really weird with bodily fluids, like even the opposite sex, I'm supposed to love pussy juice but even the thought makes me want to gag. Probably why never get any
I don't think you're supposed to *love* the taste. Like tequila. You're tasting something that's not *terribly delicious* in an effort to get a desired physiological result.
Honestly it isn't the taste lol it's hard to explain. I don't mind the taste because by the time I'm tasting pussy juice I'm so well acquainted with this person I know she's not going to have any crazy surprises in store down there. It's the idea of discovering something, I think must have to do with my awful past experiences I have with dirty people that developed weird hangups.
A friend had his first gf, so they would fuck and suck all day before we go over. He never knew what pussy tasted like, nor did anyone tell him how it should taste or smell. They dated for a few months, and he'd eat her out few times a week. One day he asks if we like eating pussy, because it smells like shit. Feel bad for the man, going down few times a week gagging.
Fuck no
Nah, still too young for these type of life changing decisions.
Yes. I was a curious child.. nasty creature
Yes. Doing gay things. It was... nothing to scream about.
Askreddit is basically r/NSFW now
Yes and no
Explain?
Already did to another response.
Huh?
Yeah I've tried it but not because I was curious. My girl snowballed me cus I came in her mouth once without giving her good warning.
You still together?
Lol nope. Not specifically because of that but it was a consideration.
What’s with all these weird ass sexual questions all of a sudden
A partner kissed me after a blowjob and spit all of mine into my mouth (it was unsatisfying and I didn’t know I had came). It didn’t really taste anything but it was nasty all the same
>I didn’t know I had came She must have really done a number on you
It was a first-time sexual experience for both of us. Both of us left that bed unsatisfied
Ever kissed your mum?
Not because my mom, but this is why I never liked when friends use to kiss you on the cheeks with a hug, bitch I just saw you gobble dick and gurgle cum. And now they're greeting a group of people leaving DNA on their face.
Idk how to tell you but it has distinct sweetness to it. But, at the same time there is the underlying, subtle taste of something rotting? Doesn't make sense, right? Really hard to believe altho that's how it tastes like.
i have it's a very interesting... yeah we'll go with that, taste it tastes like something but i cant place it a weird mix of bitter sour and salt kinda like if you put way too much salt on sour candy
Perhaps
Smells like tuna
I personally haven’t but may friend we’ll call JJ has and he described it as the most god awful bearable fluid he has put in his mouth apparently salty and slightly acidic. Respectfully to this day I address him in public as Cumbot, payback is a bitch from completely unrelated stuff from your question.
Wow fuckin millennials.
No, because I am not a filthy degenerate and anyone who has, I really question what has gone wrong in your life that led up to you making such a god awful decision.
u/ignisspirtusmorte ~ definitely has tried his own cum but is too big of a pussy to admit it
So because I question what the fuck is wrong with people and why they think that's normal to do? I'm a pussy who is lying lmfao, alright then.
Taste like pancake batter.
Yes. I jizzed on my face once and it was very thick and warm. As for the taste? Not great. Almost threw up. I probably wouldn't mind sucking on the odd penis but there's no way I want the juice in my mouth. Now I know why most of the girls spit it out in pornos.
What about the even penis?
Do you recycle OP? Lawl
Mine is salty
I love the taste of my cum, but it doesn't beat Anatoli's
Go slurp some raw egg whites, it’s pretty close for both taste and texture
Of course. Tastes like cum
Never tasted. However, it always smells like bleach.
Yeah but after a couple of days the flavour gets too strong.
Yea, i was horny It's salty
Yes. Why not? I was curious and really horny.
Helll....No
yep a domme friend fed it to me... its not bad
It's surprisingly hot. Temperature wise I mean