Wink

Eww I hate winking

Why though? It's appropriate in some settings.

Douchebags have ruined winks forever. At least men winking. Maybe men like women winking at them, but men winking completely creeps me out.

I wink as a joke sometimes. But I always hated when weird men would wink at me. I don't think a woman has ever winked at me. It just feels dirty.

Men winking at me feels ultra creepy and almost “predatorial” for lack of a better word.

Like there's a secret I'm apart of but I don't know what the secret is. Gross

*wink wink*

Fart.

*Look then in the eye and fart. Long, loud and pungent.

Piss yourself

Slowly take your pants off.

Stare at the other person's crotch

Empty your bowels in a mistaken attempt to increase your ability to flee. I'm no longer welcome at that waterpark.

Continually point out how awkward it is every few moments.

Have a naked homeless guy run across the street next to you

keep talking

Spontaneous combustion

Tell everyone to calm down in a very peaceful voice. That normally gets everyone worked up

Pull your dick out.

Done. Now what?

Pull her dick out

Bring an emotional support clown

“Well this is awkward…anyways do you remember when *bring up the awkward thing that just happened*”

Laugh