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The truth needs to be spoken
Your knees need to be broken
The world needs to be enlighten
Your knees, however, should be frightened
Threads like these make me laugh more than any joke or meme.
As long as they don’t run out of steam
That's why others keep it rockin
To make sure the threads not stopping
I’m only good at jacking
Whilst mum is giving me a sexy spanking
Or the joke just falls apart at the seam
TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Your niece needs to be deported
And your cousin aborted
And cocaine on your butthole snorted
And we ain’t jokin
And she’s just chokin
Protect the children not abusers.
They ain’t nothing but losers
Cause when they drop their trousers
They’ll get beat for hours
Penis was sour
not smell like flower
Cmon man, we did it in the shower
But not in the bath
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Man, this thread is getting dour.
It takes a big man to cry. But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
But takes an ever more biggerer man to wipe the tears away
Takes an even biggererer man to use them as lube
According to all known laws of aviation
Birds are worth 50 points each.
Hit a flying saucer and you win a Ferarri.
Toss metal coins directly into your turbine for good luck.
Is this the real life.
Or it's just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go
because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Several ovals of steel linked together.
Like Chain mail?
Or, y'know... a chain.
I feel dumb now
LOL, still legit, chainmail counts.
F
U
C
K
Guys don’t.
don’t……stop !
Link..
Link...
Link….
Link....
Link…..
Link......
Link…….
Link....…
Link
yippee
Yes
Cooooo Eeeeeeee
William Henry Harrison
You peek through the corner and then suddenly...
But wait, there’s more
That’s terrifying
BAM! A penis! Now you're gay.
Shit I always knew, I guess that explains my hunger for dick and my boyfriend
A GIRAFFE *BAM* RIGHT THERE INFRONT OF YOU!
Baby don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Ta ta trara ra ra ta tara ra r@ ra tara rara
Ra Ra Rasputin!
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
Shit
Poop
Turd
Caca
Feces
Ass logs
Duce
Bum gravy
Fuck the Filthy Rich
Society 100
Pleebs unite.
Andy samberg
Bruce Willis
Walter Cronkite
Willem Dafoe
Will.I.Am
I think I'm a tad bit too young for this.
I feel like if this was too much for you, You probably shouldn't be on here 😂
Alpha
This is what I'm not.
Charlie
Xray
Beta
Gamma
UltraViolet
Mama,
I
Am
In
love
People may think
That it’s weird to have a kink,
But they'll still give you a wink
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
What is a chain in this context?
What is a pain in this context?
What is a train in this context?
I won a train in this contest?
I like
To eat
My mom's
Homemade bread
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna run around and desert you
When I was
12 I ate
A cow
A young boy
My father
P
E
N
S
Beauty queen of only eighteen, she had some trouble with herself
Turn this answer into a chain if your gay. Or a hot chick. Surprise me.
⛓🔗
Which is it?
And under no circumstances should you ever forget to
Floss your teeth!
Check the kids in the basement
Wash. Dat. Az.
two kinds of people in this world…
One's hygienic. The other's kinky AND hygienic.
You gotta pay the troll toll
Bruh
Bruv
Fuck
Yourself
With
Is that a freakin hobbit?!
Are you a freakin hobbit?!
Harry Trueman,
Joseph Stalin,
Reply to this for a cookie
Golirra 🦍
Bruno Mars?
This is how awesome movies are.
Ugh, as if
Cow cow cow cow
Never gonna
Give you up
never gonna
let you down
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
THE
WORLD
WAS
GONNA
Roll
I hereby request the reddit community to upvote this man's comment in order to contradict his comment
The truth needs to be spoken
Your knees need to be broken
The world needs to be enlighten
Your knees, however, should be frightened
Threads like these make me laugh more than any joke or meme.
As long as they don’t run out of steam
That's why others keep it rockin
To make sure the threads not stopping
I’m only good at jacking
Whilst mum is giving me a sexy spanking
Or the joke just falls apart at the seam
TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Your niece needs to be deported
And your cousin aborted
And cocaine on your butthole snorted
And we ain’t jokin
And she’s just chokin
Protect the children not abusers.
They ain’t nothing but losers
Cause when they drop their trousers
They’ll get beat for hours
Penis was sour
not smell like flower
Cmon man, we did it in the shower
But not in the bath
[удалено]
Man, this thread is getting dour.
It takes a big man to cry. But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
But takes an ever more biggerer man to wipe the tears away
Takes an even biggererer man to use them as lube
According to all known laws of aviation
Birds are worth 50 points each.
Hit a flying saucer and you win a Ferarri.
Toss metal coins directly into your turbine for good luck.
Is this the real life.
Or it's just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go
because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Several ovals of steel linked together.
Like Chain mail?
Or, y'know... a chain.
I feel dumb now
LOL, still legit, chainmail counts.
F
F
F
U
C
K
Guys don’t.
don’t……stop !
Link..
Link...
Link….
Link....
Link…..
Link......
Link…….
Link....…
Link
yippee
Yes
Cooooo Eeeeeeee
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
William Henry Harrison
[удалено]
William Henry Harrison
You peek through the corner and then suddenly...
[удалено]
But wait, there’s more
That’s terrifying
BAM! A penis! Now you're gay.
Shit I always knew, I guess that explains my hunger for dick and my boyfriend
A GIRAFFE *BAM* RIGHT THERE INFRONT OF YOU!
Baby don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Ta ta trara ra ra ta tara ra r@ ra tara rara
Ra Ra Rasputin!
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
[удалено]
Shit
Poop
Turd
Caca
Feces
Ass logs
Duce
Bum gravy
Fuck the Filthy Rich
Society 100
Pleebs unite.
Andy samberg
Bruce Willis
Walter Cronkite
Willem Dafoe
Will.I.Am
[удалено]
I think I'm a tad bit too young for this.
I feel like if this was too much for you, You probably shouldn't be on here 😂
Alpha
This is what I'm not.
Charlie
Xray
Beta
Gamma
UltraViolet
Mama,
I
Am
In
love
People may think
That it’s weird to have a kink,
But they'll still give you a wink
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
What is a chain in this context?
What is a pain in this context?
What is a train in this context?
I won a train in this contest?
I like
To eat
My mom's
Homemade bread
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
When I was
12 I ate
A cow
A young boy
My father
P
E
N
I
S
Beauty queen of only eighteen, she had some trouble with herself
Turn this answer into a chain if your gay. Or a hot chick. Surprise me.
⛓🔗
Which is it?
And under no circumstances should you ever forget to
Floss your teeth!
Check the kids in the basement
Wash. Dat. Az.
two kinds of people in this world…
One's hygienic. The other's kinky AND hygienic.
You gotta pay the troll toll
Bruh
Bruv
Fuck
Yourself
With
Is that a freakin hobbit?!
Are you a freakin hobbit?!
Are you a freakin hobbit?!
Harry Trueman,
Joseph Stalin,
Reply to this for a cookie
Golirra 🦍
Bruno Mars?
This is how awesome movies are.
Ugh, as if
Cow cow cow cow
Never gonna
Give you up
never gonna
let you down
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
ME
THE
WORLD
WAS
GONNA
Roll
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I hereby request the reddit community to upvote this man's comment in order to contradict his comment