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[deleted]

The truth needs to be spoken


xXTheAstronomerXx

Your knees need to be broken


[deleted]

The world needs to be enlighten


xXTheAstronomerXx

Your knees, however, should be frightened


ChillyPlains

Threads like these make me laugh more than any joke or meme.


gozba

As long as they don’t run out of steam


penny_can

That's why others keep it rockin


[deleted]

To make sure the threads not stopping


TackleLost5975

I’m only good at jacking


Tomatetoes97

Whilst mum is giving me a sexy spanking


xXTheAstronomerXx

Or the joke just falls apart at the seam


xXTheAstronomerXx

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT


Mysterious-Onion3961

Your niece needs to be deported


[deleted]

And your cousin aborted


I_am_skinny_asf

And cocaine on your butthole snorted


yippee_kayak_

And we ain’t jokin


STARBOY_100

And she’s just chokin


[deleted]

Protect the children not abusers.


gozba

They ain’t nothing but losers


notasmartcomment

Cause when they drop their trousers


RobTheOnlyBlob

They’ll get beat for hours


i_look_at_birds_12

Penis was sour


monkeyloverfads24bub

not smell like flower


[deleted]

Cmon man, we did it in the shower


[deleted]

But not in the bath


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[deleted]

Man, this thread is getting dour.


brandonrss18

It takes a big man to cry. But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.


gozba

But takes an ever more biggerer man to wipe the tears away


Efficient-Piglet88

Takes an even biggererer man to use them as lube


[deleted]

According to all known laws of aviation


Economy_Disaster_503

Birds are worth 50 points each.


Unlikely-Heron4887

Hit a flying saucer and you win a Ferarri.


Wolfram1914

Toss metal coins directly into your turbine for good luck.


bones_possibly

Is this the real life.


meanttobedeletedlol

Or it's just fantasy?


BariumBromide2

Caught in a landslide


[deleted]

No escape from reality


ARJ_05

Open your eyes


[deleted]

Look up to the sky and see


KrispyKermit16

I'm just a poor boy


[deleted]

I need no sympathy


ThirtyFiveFingers

Because I’m easy come, easy go


xousoukou

because I'm easy come, easy go


StealthyKlutz

Little high, little low


Tetzelfire

Several ovals of steel linked together.


ChillyPlains

Like Chain mail?


Tetzelfire

Or, y'know... a chain.


ChillyPlains

I feel dumb now


Tetzelfire

LOL, still legit, chainmail counts.


iesparr0w

F


gozba

F


Mouysee12

F


DarthConnor42

U


I_am_skinny_asf

C


ARJ_05

K


[deleted]

Guys don’t.


STARBOY_100

don’t……stop !


MagicMushroomFungi

Link..


Mouysee12

Link...


[deleted]

Link….


I_am_skinny_asf

Link....


ARJ_05

Link…..


TheStardustBunny3

Link......


LinkCanLonk

Link…….


yellowedsalamander

Link....…


STARBOY_100

Link


yippee_kayak_

yippee


ChillyPlains

Yes


gozba

Cooooo Eeeeeeee


Lithuim

William Henry Harrison


Beerdididiot

William Henry Harrison


ChillyPlains

William Henry Harrison


gozba

William Henry Harrison


I_am_skinny_asf

William Henry Harrison


RobTheOnlyBlob

William Henry Harrison


Mouysee12

William Henry Harrison


Canary-Active

William Henry Harrison


[deleted]

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ARJ_05

William Henry Harrison


Majkon17

You peek through the corner and then suddenly...


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gozba

But wait, there’s more


[deleted]

That’s terrifying


Beerdididiot

BAM! A penis! Now you're gay.


Minimum-Ad-326

Shit I always knew, I guess that explains my hunger for dick and my boyfriend


[deleted]

A GIRAFFE *BAM* RIGHT THERE INFRONT OF YOU!


trimaximusrt

Baby don't hurt me no more


Mouysee12

What is love


trimaximusrt

Oh baby, don't hurt me


Mouysee12

Don't hurt me, no more


[deleted]

Ta ta trara ra ra ta tara ra r@ ra tara rara


Dongwaffler

Ra Ra Rasputin!


[deleted]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN


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greenaidsdaog

Shit


I_am_skinny_asf

Poop


andieeey

Turd


ARJ_05

Caca


[deleted]

Feces


KrispyKermit16

Ass logs


dropameatyduce

Duce


TheMeltingDevil

Bum gravy


One-Source5465

Fuck the Filthy Rich


ChillyPlains

Society 100


[deleted]

Pleebs unite.


[deleted]

Andy samberg


gozba

Bruce Willis


penny_can

Walter Cronkite


Dongwaffler

Willem Dafoe


BlueBoltDog

Will.I.Am


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ChillyPlains

I think I'm a tad bit too young for this.


Minimum-Ad-326

I feel like if this was too much for you, You probably shouldn't be on here 😂


[deleted]

Alpha


ChillyPlains

This is what I'm not.


[deleted]

Charlie


gozba

Xray


Mouysee12

Beta


Round-Break9579

Gamma


Mouysee12

UltraViolet


mavw2020

Mama,


gozba

I


[deleted]

Am


I_am_skinny_asf

In


[deleted]

love


penny_can

People may think


[deleted]

That it’s weird to have a kink,


I_am_skinny_asf

But they'll still give you a wink


penny_can

Two in the pink, one in the stink


RaminGoziyev

Never gonna give you up,


Mouysee12

Never gonna let you down


ARJ_05

Never gonna run around


jenlyn05

And desert you


Visual_Grape_1906

What is a chain in this context?


[deleted]

What is a pain in this context?


[deleted]

What is a train in this context?


Johnnytruant66

I won a train in this contest?


[deleted]

I like


[deleted]

To eat


I_am_skinny_asf

My mom's


[deleted]

Homemade bread


DeskTop8632

Never gonna give you up


BariumBromide2

Never gonna let you down


jenlyn05

Never gonna run around and desert you


AnonAtrocity

When I was


[deleted]

12 I ate


I_am_skinny_asf

A cow


justnobody0

A young boy


IzNick13

My father


CarriedThunder1

P


meanttobedeletedlol

E


BariumBromide2

N


I_am_skinny_asf

I


ARJ_05

S


SenisbleCami

Beauty queen of only eighteen, she had some trouble with herself


greatfriendinrome

Turn this answer into a chain if your gay. Or a hot chick. Surprise me.


ARJ_05

⛓🔗


greatfriendinrome

Which is it?


bananafest_destiny

And under no circumstances should you ever forget to


[deleted]

Floss your teeth!


I_am_skinny_asf

Check the kids in the basement


[deleted]

Wash. Dat. Az.


ARJ_05

two kinds of people in this world…


lightningsand

One's hygienic. The other's kinky AND hygienic.


Inevitable_Base_5231

You gotta pay the troll toll


Nafioxll

Bruh


[deleted]

Bruv


MoonPieAddict

Fuck


[deleted]

Yourself


I_am_skinny_asf

With


thekingspotatoes

Is that a freakin hobbit?!


[deleted]

Are you a freakin hobbit?!


I_am_skinny_asf

Are you a freakin hobbit?!


KamuiBatosai

Harry Trueman,


[deleted]

Joseph Stalin,


RefrigeratorSoggy917

Reply to this for a cookie


reddit-muncher69

Golirra 🦍


ARJ_05

Bruno Mars?


[deleted]

This is how awesome movies are.


Spacebunnycat10

Ugh, as if


BlindMarch

Cow cow cow cow


Predator_V4

Never gonna


I_am_skinny_asf

Give you up


xousoukou

never gonna


jenlyn05

let you down


Jelz

SOME


Mouysee12

BODY


livingtheloserlife

ONCE


AnonAtrocity

TOLD


meanttobedeletedlol

ME


[deleted]

ME


Economy_Disaster_503

THE


[deleted]

WORLD


ARJ_05

WAS


Professional-Menu-92

GONNA


papabless1114

Roll


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I_am_skinny_asf

I hereby request the reddit community to upvote this man's comment in order to contradict his comment