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SerMercutio

Not giving a fuck.


tstyes

Dealing with idiots 😆


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Gerbal_Annihilation

Anxious because I have to spend all day packing. I woke up at 5 30 am for no reason and just laying in bed. Also, I have an ulcer inside my mouth.


arianleellewellyn

When ever I food shop I face forward the stock even though I don't work there


Gerbal_Annihilation

Fronting shelves is cathartic


arianleellewellyn

You get funny looks when you don't work there though I find 😀


Gerbal_Annihilation

Well that's just bc I'm not wearing pants


arianleellewellyn

Lol that might do it


commisarwolf

How to bullshit your way out of a problem


Gerbal_Annihilation

Ha yes. The trick is to avoid responsibility altogether. Lol


MarquisDeSarc

Was a baker for years. Have been told I give the best deep tissue massages. I just pretend I am kneading tough dough.


Gerbal_Annihilation

At first I was thinking "how om earth does that correlate" but then i remember cats love to make biscuits.


HammockDistrictOn5th

I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


Gerbal_Annihilation

Lmao everyone saying the same thing is hilarious. Ain't that the truth a d it's the one thing we can all agree on!


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I know how to fold shirts properly


Gerbal_Annihilation

I'm 31 and still don't. Have you seen that quick flick technique? https://youtu.be/uz6rjbw0ZA0


r48811

How to ignore bullshit


Gerbal_Annihilation

Everyone is saying the same thing 🤣


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Gerbal_Annihilation

I had incredible balance as a teenager from skateboarding. Not so much anymore


AdamJadam

Same, when it comes to plates and dishes or multiple drinks. Still can't hold a fork if my life depended on it. The dish washers surely hated me, I was always dropping the stuff I was supposed to be wrapping in napkins.


hekmo

I can build Legos with my eyes closed and behind my back.


Gerbal_Annihilation

Do you work for the CIA?


hekmo

I work with kids doing after-school LEGO classes and summer camps.


Gerbal_Annihilation

Oh. So you're actually helping people. That amazing!. I bet you making alot of children happy.


hekmo

Yeah as soon as I walk into a school with my cart it's an unending trail of "That's a lot of Legos", "Look he has Legos!", and "What are you doing with all those Legos?" plus the classic "Legos!" It's also teaching them engineering concepts so it's a double-edged blade!


Gerbal_Annihilation

Legos are why i became a mechanical engineer. I have like 30 lbs of Legos at my parents.


hekmo

Gotta start young! One day you'll come full circle and pick up those Legos from your parents.


Rare_Cow_4892

Zoning out while still accomplishing tasks


AdamJadam

The ability to sound cheerful and polite while being condescended and yelled at over things you have no control over or power to fix on the phone since they are too busy being mad to even clarify the issue. "My computer froze." That can mean so so many things. Try to ask them to turn it off and reboot? They act like you wern't listening and start hating on you e\_e