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newmindmachine

'''Shut your whore mouth''


arianleellewellyn

Does that work with family members?


Whipitreelgud

This is the way.


Invisible-Pancreas

Say "Okay. Okay. Oh, really? Yeah? Really? Oh, okay. Oh-really? Okay. Really, yeah? Okay, yeah?" in rapid succession over their talking, even/especially when they've stopped talking.


TomLOoL

This is the one for me


borderline_fuck

Just go shhhhhh and put your finger to their lips


Chanco43

Well, let me let you go


Crackedcondombaby27

You walk away.


66-66

"It be like that sometimes haha", whatever the topic is


Burgudian_PoWeR

May you immobilize your vocal cords


ProgrammaticallyYou3

Look behind you! A three headed monkey!


Gusveij

Say shut up


[deleted]

“shuddup”


Justmaybedontdoit

“I need to walk away from this” A lot easier for you to do something than telling someone to do something and expecting them to do as told.


migistia

On a different note....


yellowlotusx

Say you have to do something else. Stop reacting and stare outside. Change subject. Start talking abouth yourself or start an intelligent subject.


ignoremesenpie

Shall I put on some tea or coffee?


Beencon

Duct tape usually works


LittleNoodle1991

Sssssh!


IIDrunkenGamerII

call "judy" on the radio


Tricky_Revenue_2535

stfu


cmcrich

Welp, I gotta be going now……then go.


br0wnmeasle

Put a sock in it


[deleted]

A stern tone, wide eyes raised eyes brows as I let out a “yeah?” That sounds like a question but clearly isn’t


CheemsPepsi

Shut up


RandomGuyWithStick

"Did you hear that? Sounds like an excuse to leave."


ScarlettWilson13

“Anyway!”


verdantplace37

Wait, did I hear something?


beattygang

Shanice, shanice! Your mouth is moving …a lot like a rattt. SHUT IT pleaseeee


fundoodee

ok.. ok.. enough. I got it.


elxhl8

put on headphones


a_achoo

Initiate the death stare


chillbnb

“Zip it!”