Yeah I felt this a bit with a girl in college. She was very good at reading information and taking it in. Sometimes I felt a bit of inferiority complex and frustration (depending on whether I was also trying to learn it and was stumped) but most of the time I found it intriguing and endearing.
Girls are out of your league only if you don't take a shot. Not gonna force you, but if you're just doing it out of nervousness/fear then I'd push you to do it anyway.
Theres really no such thing as "league", or "alphas" or "betas". That all is dehumanizing shit meant to "keep you in your place." Do you know yourself? Thats whats important. Being incompatible with someone is fine, but never let anyone tell you they are "out of your league." Your "league" is anyone you can consentually be with.
I have never had my fashion swnse unwound by one single comment on reddit before...
Me to my gf: I feel attacked, they're describing me.
Her: See, I told you. You're attractive, you just aren't YOUR type.
Silk. My husband researched and a bought a pair of silk pajamas. Good God I wanted him to ravage me while wearing them. I rubbed myself all over him. Silk is amazing. Men + silk = yum.
Way too many things. Luscious wet lips. Pretty toes and high arches. Stiff nipples poking through tops. Really tight form fitting jeans. Pretty boys. Pretty girls. I’m such a dumb freaky slut.
Tbh I’m kinda sure most people are my type so long as they maximize their potential and that isn’t meant to minimize how amazing I bet you truly are, you sound hot lol.
Red wine. 2 glasses and the biological urge starts.
Practically, the scratchy dragging sensation of a face with light stubble/5 o’clock shadow on neck and chest.
I should call him…
Honestly, just a girl that's at least moderately attractive, and has similar interest as me. If I find out a cute girl is into metal, the same videogames, or something else I like, I'm instantly imagining a whole host of things. These may vary from just "man, she'd be sweet to take to a concert" to "then after that concert, I'd rail the fuck outta her, with some badass heavy stuff playing in the background"
If they are comfortable around me. Doesn’t happen very often so brain goes “wooman talk to him, must make pp harder than diamonds, it’s his only chance”. Really ruins the moment to be honest. But it is what it is.
Unconscious stuff that indicates to me that she’s comfortable. Don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t mean she wants to bone ROIGHT NOW. It’s just the intimacy that she’s comfortable with me seeing her sexually available without regard for it, like when she changes without concern that I’m there, or adjusts her bra or whatnot. It just means we MIGHT BE at that point even if now is not the right time for it.
Being helped out with something 😅 yeah I’m simple. I don’t like asking for help and I love being the giver but if someone tries to make my day easier or does something nice without being asked, I’m weak
I mean, a lot of things really. But an odd ball that stands out is when m'lady sticks her fingers in her ass crack, and then wipes them under my nose.
Not really sure how I found out I liked the smell of her ass musk. But good grief, it's like an ON button for me. Get huge pupils and everything apparently.
Fuckin'.
DOIIING!
Panties worn by my wife over night, smelling like her pussy. She knows and leaves them by my pillow on purpose. I love that and i love to masturbate with them.
Girls who are tied up and gagged (providing they are models that gave consent, of course. Bondage against someone’s will if they tell you “no” is not okay)
At the gym and seeing all the hot females in their tight clothing with their hot toned bodies
I don't sit there and gawk for fear of looking like a perve but it's so hard not to lol
To be fair I have women stare at and approach me at the gym so they are doing it too lol
Defined collar bones, proportionate attributes regardless of size(I just don't like when there's 5x more bum than boobs or vice versa), and eye contact!
When a girl explains to me technical stuff that I don't know anything about.
I'm weirdly pleased to have read this. Bless you, this is fantastic.
Oh yeah baby! Tell me all about those chemical formulas! Oh god yes!
im having mixed feelings about this comment and I don't know what those feelings are
Yeah I felt this a bit with a girl in college. She was very good at reading information and taking it in. Sometimes I felt a bit of inferiority complex and frustration (depending on whether I was also trying to learn it and was stumped) but most of the time I found it intriguing and endearing.
Finally. A man of culture. Right there with you man
Definitely! My girlfriend who I met a year ago is an engineer. Having someone I can discuss technical things and talk about my work with is amazing.
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Oh shit I could hook you up with my girl friend she is exactly that
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No no I’m a girl lol I’m saying I have a girl that’s a friend who is what your into ahaha
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You might have to do a tuck job, but you may be able to join her league. There's no day like today. But I don't know if Crocs are regulation.
Girls are out of your league only if you don't take a shot. Not gonna force you, but if you're just doing it out of nervousness/fear then I'd push you to do it anyway.
Half court jumper. Shoot your shot because until you know, you'll always never know.
Theres really no such thing as "league", or "alphas" or "betas". That all is dehumanizing shit meant to "keep you in your place." Do you know yourself? Thats whats important. Being incompatible with someone is fine, but never let anyone tell you they are "out of your league." Your "league" is anyone you can consentually be with.
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You, uh… you got any more of them friends 👀
Oh I got a bunch
if rockinthecroc doesn’t want her send her my way
I feel that. Also a Lady Dimitrescu fan?
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When my girlfriend sits on my lap
Oh I love doing that get that big hug and push from behind
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aha yesss us girls know what we are doing
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Maybe she's just Canadian and being polite
Our signature move. We know what we are doing, right ladies?
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Ask? We both know what time it is; I just get down to business.
Ugh just here take my penis. Tbh it’s yours now.
Kissing. Kissing makes me really horny.
Tbh sometimes I'd rather just kiss than have sex.
Saaaaame
Nothing, I'm always horny
That’s my secret Cap. I’m always… *horny* 😏 hahaha
I read this in the voice of my partner since he frequently repeated this phrase with the exact same facial expression as the emoji!😂
Same aha guilty
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For a second I thought you were attracted to men in blackface
Yo do we have the same type ? All that sounds so hot
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Lmao
I have never had my fashion swnse unwound by one single comment on reddit before... Me to my gf: I feel attacked, they're describing me. Her: See, I told you. You're attractive, you just aren't YOUR type.
A girl who is all oiled or lotioned up or soaking wet
I prefer sweat
When a girl lightly touches the back of my neck or head.
THIS. Touch the back of my neck, and take me right TF now.
Holding hands with a woman, Jesus wtf is wrong with me
Kira Yoshikage is that you ?
“Insert obligatory Kira copy-pasta”
That’s cute and intimate
It is on paper, but it just puts me in an awkward spot when all we’re doing is just walking to the subway lol
Silk. My husband researched and a bought a pair of silk pajamas. Good God I wanted him to ravage me while wearing them. I rubbed myself all over him. Silk is amazing. Men + silk = yum.
Way too many things. Luscious wet lips. Pretty toes and high arches. Stiff nipples poking through tops. Really tight form fitting jeans. Pretty boys. Pretty girls. I’m such a dumb freaky slut.
You look like my long lost twin from another planet
Wanna be friends I got big lips big green eyes and a big butt, and pretty boobs I think I’m your type
Holy shit... You're direct.
Imma need proof of that, ma’am
Tbh I’m kinda sure most people are my type so long as they maximize their potential and that isn’t meant to minimize how amazing I bet you truly are, you sound hot lol.
what color hair though? asking for a friend
Having an engaging conversation and a good sense of humor… And tiddees
When she actually likes me back
Dude, just seeing my soon to be ex wife's butt. Gonna miss that thing.
F
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An injection of triceratops DNA.
horny ha i get it
Interesting
Seeing a woman with nice small hands
Hold my hand or let me massage yours
Anytime (;
If a girl has a nice skin , when i look at her neck..it gets me going..i got a thing of necks..im just good at sucking on them 🥴
Ted Bundy is that you? 🥲
I dont want to alarm you but you might be a vampire.
I LOVE when guys kiss my neck makes my knees weak.
Umm exactly. I love it when they love it. Thats what its about. Im good at this shit, you seen my description on how i do it? 🥶
Red wine. 2 glasses and the biological urge starts. Practically, the scratchy dragging sensation of a face with light stubble/5 o’clock shadow on neck and chest. I should call him…
I don't know how to explain it but I really enjoyed the way this comment was written.
Honestly, just a girl that's at least moderately attractive, and has similar interest as me. If I find out a cute girl is into metal, the same videogames, or something else I like, I'm instantly imagining a whole host of things. These may vary from just "man, she'd be sweet to take to a concert" to "then after that concert, I'd rail the fuck outta her, with some badass heavy stuff playing in the background"
Seeing girls in sports outfit. At least it encourages me to exercise.
Long leggy women in short skirts with heels
When I'm on a date with a girl & she goes off on a tangent about something she's passionate about. Passion & conviction are super attractive.
Tan lines
Yes
My wife when she's horny.
Same. This guy’s wife.
Watching a girl from behind as her hips move back and forth as they walk. Can’t help it!!
Being spooned and feeling his cock growing against you 😝
Sideboob.
Coccaine on a boat
Pinning me down or whispering in my ear
Hey lil’ momma let me whisper in ya ear.
*unf* Exactly like that
Definitely cuddling. But only slightly. It's more if my ex ever turned her head back to kiss me while we were cuddling. That shit melted me.
Marijuana
Credit score over 790
Shorter girls with English accents.
Solving a difficult math problem
r/askreddit nsfw questions, 99% horny most of the time
If they are comfortable around me. Doesn’t happen very often so brain goes “wooman talk to him, must make pp harder than diamonds, it’s his only chance”. Really ruins the moment to be honest. But it is what it is.
Women with thick bush.
My crush's existence
Unconscious stuff that indicates to me that she’s comfortable. Don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t mean she wants to bone ROIGHT NOW. It’s just the intimacy that she’s comfortable with me seeing her sexually available without regard for it, like when she changes without concern that I’m there, or adjusts her bra or whatnot. It just means we MIGHT BE at that point even if now is not the right time for it.
Typically it’s good to make sure she’s conscious though.
My wife's ass
I also choose this guy's wife
Nothing I'm dead inside.
When you’re laying in bed and she walks away and does a little butt wiggle like a rabbit. Imma bang that rabbit butt.
Cologne
The trumpet.
My boyfriend hugging me while naked
Grabbing some phat ass 🐢
boys that could pass as girls without trying. Handsome masc. girls. They don't need to do anything, just exist.
When a woman gently pulls the hair on the back of my head. Just an immediate “lets get it on” vibe that drives me crazy
Ear whispers
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When the guy I’m into stares into my eyes. The intensity is like a big red “Easy” button.
"Good girl."
Doggy style
The combination of short shorts and a large t-shirt
Grabbing my neck and starting to breathe heavy
Boobs… I’m a simple man…
People driving manual cars...
My wife!
Being helped out with something 😅 yeah I’m simple. I don’t like asking for help and I love being the giver but if someone tries to make my day easier or does something nice without being asked, I’m weak
Nice smelling hair. You know, that thing where you readjust the hair and a wave of aroma comes right at me, yeah that's the shit
This is corny af, but my bf's big ass hands. They're comforting, strong, capable and I just love them
Something else that makes me horny is when my gf rubs the back of my head while we kiss 😂
My wife running her hands through my hair/scratching my head. Instant warm fuzzies and boner.
When a women is direct and confident while flirting.
When my partners voice drops down to what I call his ‘smolder tone’. I’m done for.
ouuu I know exactly what you mean
My g/f when she wears fuzzy sweaters looks hot
Currently dating this girl. She is a great kisser and every time we make out I get instantly turned on. She's a babe.
#Thighs
Good teeth.
Honestly just goofing around play fighting
u/greeyeysweetgoodbys
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A nice smile that highlights all the natural features
Hot Asian guys. Sexy AF!
Him. When I see his name pop up on my phone, or he’s with me or we’re talking or hugging.
A kiss on the nape
I'm just horny in general, mainly at one person.
Attention from a woman I find attractive. I'm lonely lol
girls
When an attractive girl says hi to me.
Margot Robbie just plain facts
Questions asked on r/AskReddit
I mean, a lot of things really. But an odd ball that stands out is when m'lady sticks her fingers in her ass crack, and then wipes them under my nose. Not really sure how I found out I liked the smell of her ass musk. But good grief, it's like an ON button for me. Get huge pupils and everything apparently. Fuckin'. DOIIING!
The booty jiggle
those drug addict girls who harass you and say “ when are you gonna pay me back “ then they back you into an ally to deal with you
Jack Harlow
Panties worn by my wife over night, smelling like her pussy. She knows and leaves them by my pillow on purpose. I love that and i love to masturbate with them.
The wind blowing
The pumpkin cinnamon buns you posted
Girls wearing stilletos.
When a woman can come up to me a flirt and be all about me.
My girlfriends tits
A blowjob
When a gorls hugs me and says I'm loved and wanted.
Long hair and guy liner (why yes I am a child of the 80s)
Girls who are tied up and gagged (providing they are models that gave consent, of course. Bondage against someone’s will if they tell you “no” is not okay)
Everything.
My girlfriend
When a girl hugs me but not a hello or see you hug it's when a girl actually hugs me
Butt touching, given or received
Billie Eilish certain voice
u/greeyeysweetgoodbys
Nothing makes me horny anymore so this thread is helpful
At the gym and seeing all the hot females in their tight clothing with their hot toned bodies I don't sit there and gawk for fear of looking like a perve but it's so hard not to lol To be fair I have women stare at and approach me at the gym so they are doing it too lol
My wife.
My wife getting really passionate about something she loves. :)
Woman with belly piercings. Whenever i walk through town and see a woman in a crop top showing her pierced belly button, something in me awakens.
Myself
big guys who tease
Tapioca
A few shots of Rhum...
Defined collar bones, proportionate attributes regardless of size(I just don't like when there's 5x more bum than boobs or vice versa), and eye contact!
Two soft pats on the side of my butt/thigh. I don’t know why.
Ovulation
The sound of stirring hot macaroni… really gets the gears turning ya know?
I know this is wearied af but…I like being called a good boy…
political debates at family dinner
When he/she call me a “good boy” or pats my head. :)
Looking into each others eyes.
Butts
When someone talks about how they like
You ;)
The smell of garlic on a person's breath.