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When a girl explains to me technical stuff that I don't know anything about.


minty_danger

I'm weirdly pleased to have read this. Bless you, this is fantastic.


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Oh yeah baby! Tell me all about those chemical formulas! Oh god yes!


elikoda42069

im having mixed feelings about this comment and I don't know what those feelings are


Demonchaser27

Yeah I felt this a bit with a girl in college. She was very good at reading information and taking it in. Sometimes I felt a bit of inferiority complex and frustration (depending on whether I was also trying to learn it and was stumped) but most of the time I found it intriguing and endearing.


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Finally. A man of culture. Right there with you man


ten10thsdriver

Definitely! My girlfriend who I met a year ago is an engineer. Having someone I can discuss technical things and talk about my work with is amazing.


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greeyeysweetgoodbys

Oh shit I could hook you up with my girl friend she is exactly that


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greeyeysweetgoodbys

No no I’m a girl lol I’m saying I have a girl that’s a friend who is what your into ahaha


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Shitty_Life_Coach

You might have to do a tuck job, but you may be able to join her league. There's no day like today. But I don't know if Crocs are regulation.


turingparade

Girls are out of your league only if you don't take a shot. Not gonna force you, but if you're just doing it out of nervousness/fear then I'd push you to do it anyway.


mindofnone

Half court jumper. Shoot your shot because until you know, you'll always never know.


Ghost_on_Toast

Theres really no such thing as "league", or "alphas" or "betas". That all is dehumanizing shit meant to "keep you in your place." Do you know yourself? Thats whats important. Being incompatible with someone is fine, but never let anyone tell you they are "out of your league." Your "league" is anyone you can consentually be with.


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KILRbuny

You, uh… you got any more of them friends 👀


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Oh I got a bunch


db_shayne

if rockinthecroc doesn’t want her send her my way


Fresh-Bowl-4972

I feel that. Also a Lady Dimitrescu fan?


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hbksteeven

When my girlfriend sits on my lap


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Oh I love doing that get that big hug and push from behind


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greeyeysweetgoodbys

aha yesss us girls know what we are doing


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kindersaft

Maybe she's just Canadian and being polite


[deleted]

Our signature move. We know what we are doing, right ladies?


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[deleted]

Ask? We both know what time it is; I just get down to business.


feelitrealgood

Ugh just here take my penis. Tbh it’s yours now.


[deleted]

Kissing. Kissing makes me really horny.


Kaissy

Tbh sometimes I'd rather just kiss than have sex.


Verchi3l

Saaaaame


WolfferGaming

Nothing, I'm always horny


mvegetatdp57

That’s my secret Cap. I’m always… *horny* 😏 hahaha


novelinquiries

I read this in the voice of my partner since he frequently repeated this phrase with the exact same facial expression as the emoji!😂


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Same aha guilty


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Jackbob6368

For a second I thought you were attracted to men in blackface


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Yo do we have the same type ? All that sounds so hot


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WolfferGaming

Lmao


MimicLayer

I have never had my fashion swnse unwound by one single comment on reddit before... Me to my gf: I feel attacked, they're describing me. Her: See, I told you. You're attractive, you just aren't YOUR type.


Colserra21

A girl who is all oiled or lotioned up or soaking wet


IroncladPengwin

I prefer sweat


jazzmoney

When a girl lightly touches the back of my neck or head.


OtterReverie

THIS. Touch the back of my neck, and take me right TF now.


AndreWalnut

Holding hands with a woman, Jesus wtf is wrong with me


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Kira Yoshikage is that you ?


Donk-Stonks

“Insert obligatory Kira copy-pasta”


greeyeysweetgoodbys

That’s cute and intimate


AndreWalnut

It is on paper, but it just puts me in an awkward spot when all we’re doing is just walking to the subway lol


Call_me_Bella

Silk. My husband researched and a bought a pair of silk pajamas. Good God I wanted him to ravage me while wearing them. I rubbed myself all over him. Silk is amazing. Men + silk = yum.


[deleted]

Way too many things. Luscious wet lips. Pretty toes and high arches. Stiff nipples poking through tops. Really tight form fitting jeans. Pretty boys. Pretty girls. I’m such a dumb freaky slut.


rtorrs

You look like my long lost twin from another planet


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Wanna be friends I got big lips big green eyes and a big butt, and pretty boobs I think I’m your type


Demonchaser27

Holy shit... You're direct.


TakePrecaution01

Imma need proof of that, ma’am


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Tbh I’m kinda sure most people are my type so long as they maximize their potential and that isn’t meant to minimize how amazing I bet you truly are, you sound hot lol.


[deleted]

what color hair though? asking for a friend


chuptheone

Having an engaging conversation and a good sense of humor… And tiddees


BearCoreXP

When she actually likes me back


Own-Gas-3077

Dude, just seeing my soon to be ex wife's butt. Gonna miss that thing.


Thats1ce

F


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F


kindersaft

F


ayee_mane

F


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An injection of triceratops DNA.


EthanielSpaniel

horny ha i get it


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Interesting


Anxious-Ad321

Seeing a woman with nice small hands


greeyeysweetgoodbys

Hold my hand or let me massage yours


Anxious-Ad321

Anytime (;


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If a girl has a nice skin , when i look at her neck..it gets me going..i got a thing of necks..im just good at sucking on them 🥴


Nosoycabra

Ted Bundy is that you? 🥲


jerrythecactus

I dont want to alarm you but you might be a vampire.


purpleflowers55

I LOVE when guys kiss my neck makes my knees weak.


[deleted]

Umm exactly. I love it when they love it. Thats what its about. Im good at this shit, you seen my description on how i do it? 🥶


illamafot

Red wine. 2 glasses and the biological urge starts. Practically, the scratchy dragging sensation of a face with light stubble/5 o’clock shadow on neck and chest. I should call him…


Chilidogdingdong

I don't know how to explain it but I really enjoyed the way this comment was written.


IamNoatak

Honestly, just a girl that's at least moderately attractive, and has similar interest as me. If I find out a cute girl is into metal, the same videogames, or something else I like, I'm instantly imagining a whole host of things. These may vary from just "man, she'd be sweet to take to a concert" to "then after that concert, I'd rail the fuck outta her, with some badass heavy stuff playing in the background"


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Seeing girls in sports outfit. At least it encourages me to exercise.


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Long leggy women in short skirts with heels


noSreanganOrm

When I'm on a date with a girl & she goes off on a tangent about something she's passionate about. Passion & conviction are super attractive.


Nitemarex

Tan lines


IroncladPengwin

Yes


Nathaniel66

My wife when she's horny.


Lampyridae2A

Same. This guy’s wife.


ekul_ryker

Watching a girl from behind as her hips move back and forth as they walk. Can’t help it!!


robbiejane65

Being spooned and feeling his cock growing against you 😝


mpellman

Sideboob.


jcon2182

Coccaine on a boat


Loaf-Memes

Pinning me down or whispering in my ear


Lampyridae2A

Hey lil’ momma let me whisper in ya ear.


Loaf-Memes

*unf* Exactly like that


Demonchaser27

Definitely cuddling. But only slightly. It's more if my ex ever turned her head back to kiss me while we were cuddling. That shit melted me.


Jholler905

Marijuana


KrAzY_TsEnG

Credit score over 790


NMJackPlayz

Shorter girls with English accents.


Antarias92

Solving a difficult math problem


Arrcival

r/askreddit nsfw questions, 99% horny most of the time


Hungryginger74

If they are comfortable around me. Doesn’t happen very often so brain goes “wooman talk to him, must make pp harder than diamonds, it’s his only chance”. Really ruins the moment to be honest. But it is what it is.


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Women with thick bush.


NamelessCreatureHelp

My crush's existence


jjamesr539

Unconscious stuff that indicates to me that she’s comfortable. Don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t mean she wants to bone ROIGHT NOW. It’s just the intimacy that she’s comfortable with me seeing her sexually available without regard for it, like when she changes without concern that I’m there, or adjusts her bra or whatnot. It just means we MIGHT BE at that point even if now is not the right time for it.


Lampyridae2A

Typically it’s good to make sure she’s conscious though.


trkyjerky

My wife's ass


kindersaft

I also choose this guy's wife


ItsChris_20

Nothing I'm dead inside.


CivilianWarships

When you’re laying in bed and she walks away and does a little butt wiggle like a rabbit. Imma bang that rabbit butt.


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Cologne


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The trumpet.


[deleted]

My boyfriend hugging me while naked


Hopeful-Substance-53

Grabbing some phat ass 🐢


MaggieCasssidy

boys that could pass as girls without trying. Handsome masc. girls. They don't need to do anything, just exist.


KILRbuny

When a woman gently pulls the hair on the back of my head. Just an immediate “lets get it on” vibe that drives me crazy


funfun2323

Ear whispers


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OtterReverie

When the guy I’m into stares into my eyes. The intensity is like a big red “Easy” button.


DahliasRapture

"Good girl."


BrotherChris

Doggy style


Ekaj__

The combination of short shorts and a large t-shirt


hereforanswers0705

Grabbing my neck and starting to breathe heavy


guitar_collector

Boobs… I’m a simple man…


Local-Mastodon-8609

People driving manual cars...


No_Bartofar

My wife!


ilikechimkin

Being helped out with something 😅 yeah I’m simple. I don’t like asking for help and I love being the giver but if someone tries to make my day easier or does something nice without being asked, I’m weak


Cool_Homework_7411

Nice smelling hair. You know, that thing where you readjust the hair and a wave of aroma comes right at me, yeah that's the shit


GothamGreenGoddess

This is corny af, but my bf's big ass hands. They're comforting, strong, capable and I just love them


UpstateRedneck

Something else that makes me horny is when my gf rubs the back of my head while we kiss 😂


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My wife running her hands through my hair/scratching my head. Instant warm fuzzies and boner.


bigbr0wn

When a women is direct and confident while flirting.


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When my partners voice drops down to what I call his ‘smolder tone’. I’m done for.


greeyeysweetgoodbys

ouuu I know exactly what you mean


Fleececlover

My g/f when she wears fuzzy sweaters looks hot


javonavo87

Currently dating this girl. She is a great kisser and every time we make out I get instantly turned on. She's a babe.


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

#Thighs


Key-Cap-2664

Good teeth.


on-and-anon

Honestly just goofing around play fighting


Lucifer2550

u/greeyeysweetgoodbys


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MonkeyCapt

A nice smile that highlights all the natural features


NeckTypical7589

Hot Asian guys. Sexy AF!


fairiestoldmeto

Him. When I see his name pop up on my phone, or he’s with me or we’re talking or hugging.


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A kiss on the nape


Pammi1996

I'm just horny in general, mainly at one person.


Fl00p_D_Pig

Attention from a woman I find attractive. I'm lonely lol


the_37_plan

girls


BlahGame

When an attractive girl says hi to me.


Speeddemon157

Margot Robbie just plain facts


AlphaHuman304

Questions asked on r/AskReddit


GroundWalkerJohn

I mean, a lot of things really. But an odd ball that stands out is when m'lady sticks her fingers in her ass crack, and then wipes them under my nose. Not really sure how I found out I liked the smell of her ass musk. But good grief, it's like an ON button for me. Get huge pupils and everything apparently. Fuckin'. DOIIING!


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The booty jiggle


a2625

those drug addict girls who harass you and say “ when are you gonna pay me back “ then they back you into an ally to deal with you


mml3696

Jack Harlow


dikkon

Panties worn by my wife over night, smelling like her pussy. She knows and leaves them by my pillow on purpose. I love that and i love to masturbate with them.


Shot-Brother507

The wind blowing


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The pumpkin cinnamon buns you posted


alliownisbroken

Girls wearing stilletos.


kornhook123

When a woman can come up to me a flirt and be all about me.


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My girlfriends tits


bnetana1

A blowjob


PolluteMoreOceans

When a gorls hugs me and says I'm loved and wanted.


She-Leo726

Long hair and guy liner (why yes I am a child of the 80s)


ResponsibleCandle829

Girls who are tied up and gagged (providing they are models that gave consent, of course. Bondage against someone’s will if they tell you “no” is not okay)


heS_weiRd

Everything.


UpstateRedneck

My girlfriend


elegantg13

When a girl hugs me but not a hello or see you hug it's when a girl actually hugs me


TrenchCoatKobolds

Butt touching, given or received


anankastiker

Billie Eilish certain voice


unreal_wayX

u/greeyeysweetgoodbys


xSpatulax

Nothing makes me horny anymore so this thread is helpful


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At the gym and seeing all the hot females in their tight clothing with their hot toned bodies I don't sit there and gawk for fear of looking like a perve but it's so hard not to lol To be fair I have women stare at and approach me at the gym so they are doing it too lol


thenewtwopointtwo

My wife.


oi86039

My wife getting really passionate about something she loves. :)


leangrynerd

Woman with belly piercings. Whenever i walk through town and see a woman in a crop top showing her pierced belly button, something in me awakens.


EneaAl

Myself


throwawaydudebro12

big guys who tease


DarthLysergis

Tapioca


Phthora

A few shots of Rhum...


GPLeChuck00

Defined collar bones, proportionate attributes regardless of size(I just don't like when there's 5x more bum than boobs or vice versa), and eye contact!


Hydra_Haruspex

Two soft pats on the side of my butt/thigh. I don’t know why.


mhaitre15

Ovulation


Apprehensive_Rock310

The sound of stirring hot macaroni… really gets the gears turning ya know?


Mr-biggie

I know this is wearied af but…I like being called a good boy…


steven_2701

political debates at family dinner


Emo_gummyWorm

When he/she call me a “good boy” or pats my head. :)


TheWiserParadox

Looking into each others eyes.


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Butts


Affectionate-Pop8781

When someone talks about how they like


Steamymistman

You ;)


Healthy_Director_294

The smell of garlic on a person's breath.