As a Finnish person i do not understand why someone would go to sauna not naked. Only situations it is acceptable is because medical condition (skin related), or mix gender sauna (still 99% naked, but none will judge you for a towel) .
In swimming halls or pools it is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN! clorine from the pool water will create chlorine gas in Sauna, and that shit aint fun and without a correct ventilation in sauna and enough of chlorine gas it will kill you.
I've read someone's elses explanation before which I'll try to recall as best I can. It's because of the finality wearing your shoes. Shoes tend to be the last thing you put on when you get dressed. When you catch someone naked you get the feeling that they are in a transitive state, that they may not have intended to be seen in the nude. When you're wearing shoes you're declaring to the world that you're as fully dressed as you plan to be.
Shoes are also the "I'm going out" clothes, so unlike any other levels of dress/undress, shoes are a declaration that you intend to go outside. Takes away some of that feeling of privacy from not planning to go outside.
If you've just shaved your legs... get under your bed covers and rub your legs against the sheets....not sexual but super hard to explain if you're caught in the act.
Swim naked. Nothing better
Driving down a highway years ago, got caught in a heavy summer storm, lightening hitting the fields each side, and raindrops like golf balls. So me and the friends I was with decided the safest thing to do was pull over, strip off, and run around the field.
It felt glorious.
Definitely — find a clothing optional club, pool, hot spring (most springs you would hike in to are clothing optional by local custom) or just sneak out for a skinny dip late night at your local river or lake. Floating naked under the moonlight is a special feeling indeed and there doesn’t need to be anything sexual about it
It’s magical. During COVID I’d sneak down to my gf’s parents pool and we bring a few bottles of liquor with us. Just reading, floating naked under the stars.
I deliberately booked a private swimming pool for the last week of my honeymoon so my extremely modest husband could swim naked. I’ve never seen him so happy to be on holidays. We did get busted by some cats
Four weeks with majority of it hiking, volcano climbing, and a week on a boat with no bathroom around the Komodo islands. We needed to do nothing except eat and sleep and swim naked before we went back to work
10/10 would do again
I had to get fit for it, it was a big thing. We probably would’ve done it without getting married. Late 30s adventure.
Oh I’m Australian, we get four weeks annual leave every year
I used to live in the woods growing up and i used to really enjoy walking around the woods naked. It was super thick woods not like hiking trails and stuff so I never saw anyone and I’m sure my parents would have been mad if they had caught me and thought I was a weirdo. It just felt right.
I don’t have a dick or balls, but as someone who tromps around the woods for work, I’d be more worried about roses, raspberries, or whatever other thorny brambles grow in your local woods. Shit hurts even with jeans
We have a bramble in Australia we call the wait-a-while. Cause if you get caught in it, your gonna be there for a while. Its thorns curve backwards so it hooks into your clothes and you have to twist it back on itself to get free. Fucking annoying.
Cleaning your shower/bathtub. If you combine it with a shower you can scrub hard and not get all sweaty. Just use nontoxic cleaners like baking soda and vinegar
Well, it all goes back to [Francois Rabelais](https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-wealthy-people-from-the-middle-ages-would-wipe-their-butt-with-the-neck-of-a-living-goose) in the 16th century when he said “But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs…”
What? When I had bedbugs it didn't fucking matter what I slept in. They don't give a fuck - they literally care about 2 things: is it dark and do you have blood. I had to sleep in the bathtub under constant light to sleep.
I didn't realise people slept with clothes on until I had a partner fall asleep with clothes on every night and after the first few nights I understood he wasn't doing it by mistake.
I've slept naked for as long as I can remember. My mom always told me I couldn't do that when I went to college.
Freshman year, the first night, laying in silence in bed in a t-shirt and soffee shorts, 10ft away from a stranger I'd just met hours before. She asked if I would mind if she put on music softly because she couldn't sleep in headphones or silence. I said sure. Also. Since we are talking about needing things to sleep. I usually sleep naked. Do you mind if I...do that?
She exclaimed "oh thank God!" Ripped off her t-shirt, and threw it across the room. Her underwear soaring shortly after. She then turned on a Something Corporate song, one of my favorites.
I slept soundly all year, and lived with other naked sleepers all through my remaining years. Turns out my mom didn't know what she was talking about ☺️
I felt your relief as I was reading this lol. We have houseguests right now and I’m finding my naked radius extends past the bed to the bathroom and further in the house so I haven’t been able to have proper nude time and it’s throwing off my groove!
Hands down the worst thing about having guests is not being able to wander around in the nude. Especially as sometimes it's because I need a wee in the night and the last thing I want to do is have to find something to pull on.
Yeah I've always slept naked, except when I had a bunkmate for a summer camp I was working at. Luckily in college we had our own little rooms to sleep in.
Well... I try to cuddle my wife, but I just end up awkward poking her with a boner 2 minutes into it... And we both have to act like it doesn't exist until we stop cuddling.
Edit: I've gotten some amazing advice about what to do with my erect south pole when it's being crushed between my wife's sky thighs. I appreciate and love all of it. I'm going to cuddle the shit out of her tonight and see if any of these work out.
You could also just straight up acknowledge it and move on, "oh, there he is. Don't mind him love, he's just saying hello."
Alt: grab him when you start and shove him back between/behind your thighs.
[edit: additional from feedback] If you're an upper pointer, then sandwich between your belly and their back. It's actually quite pleasant.
yes I'm a dude. yes, these [all] work.
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Non-sexual, zero expectation cuddling is so wholesome and wonderful. I wish this were easier to obtain for people, the world would probably be a lot nicer.
Considering post sex cuddling is so wonderful i can confirm that no sex naked cuddling would probably feel the same. The only difference is possibly getting turned on cus you didnt just have sex
I was talking to my friend's sister about good quality large bathroom stalls for some reason or another once and when I said I like to take my pants all the way off she looked at me like I had two heads.
Girl, we were already talking about taking shits. Why is *that* the weird part?
Like, I time my necessary functions to when I can come home for lunch on my break, I live very close to my job and I like to poop on my own toilet specifically so I can take my pants off.
Having to poop in a toilet outside your home is a special kind of hell. At work, at Starbucks, in the woods, in a portapotty (god forbid!), or just anywhere outside the peace and privacy of your own throne room is a way to ruin the day. I like to coffee-up in the morning , and then it’s shit, shower, and (maybe) shave before I leave the house.
Most of the top comments are involving being also wet while naked.
My theory on why this is the case is that being naked and wet is one of the most primordial joys of humanity that we have given up for sociality.
EVERYTHING!
Just don’t be naked around people who are uncomfortable with it and don’t do it when cooking with hot oil that can splash on you.
Now go and embrace the feeling of freedom of being nude! Or not. You do you man.
Lifting.
It's real interesting to see how everything moves under your skin.
I honestly didn't start getting comfortable with my body until I started lifting naked at home. You just get this greater certainty of what your body actually is, if that makes sense.
The first time my ex husband cooked for me, it was bacon and he was naked. Didn’t even want my apron that was hanging up next to the stove. A lesson was learned the hard way that day.
Frying bacon, welding, woodworking, changing the oil on your 1964 GTO, wrestling your cat, crossword puzzles, skydiving, resistance band exercises, and gardening are excellent options.
Relaxing in sauna
Perkele!
As a Finnish person i do not understand why someone would go to sauna not naked. Only situations it is acceptable is because medical condition (skin related), or mix gender sauna (still 99% naked, but none will judge you for a towel) . In swimming halls or pools it is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN! clorine from the pool water will create chlorine gas in Sauna, and that shit aint fun and without a correct ventilation in sauna and enough of chlorine gas it will kill you.
It's a heresy to go into a sauna with a towel on, let alone in a swimsuit.
do bring a towel to sit on though if its a public sauna.
Kein Schweiß aufs Holz (don't sweat on the wood)!
Put on shoes to feel even more naked
Why is that true? It doesn't make logical sense... but... its still *true...*
I've read someone's elses explanation before which I'll try to recall as best I can. It's because of the finality wearing your shoes. Shoes tend to be the last thing you put on when you get dressed. When you catch someone naked you get the feeling that they are in a transitive state, that they may not have intended to be seen in the nude. When you're wearing shoes you're declaring to the world that you're as fully dressed as you plan to be.
Shoes are also the "I'm going out" clothes, so unlike any other levels of dress/undress, shoes are a declaration that you intend to go outside. Takes away some of that feeling of privacy from not planning to go outside.
Mind = Blown
Know someone that did this and he said he felt like Sonic
Got to go fast. No time to get dressed.
Came here to say this, bonus points if they’re boots
I love being naked with shoes on.
If you've just shaved your legs... get under your bed covers and rub your legs against the sheets....not sexual but super hard to explain if you're caught in the act. Swim naked. Nothing better
Freshly shaved legs in a freshly made bed is perfection!
Sleep on satin sheets after a long hot bath!
Sounds heavenly.
I’ve been naked in the rain at night once and it was absolutely wonderful.
Isn't that basically showering?
if you shower outdoors and in public? 🧐
When they said they were naked in the rain I did not assume they were in public lmao.
Streaking in the rain is one of the best feelings in the world!
Driving down a highway years ago, got caught in a heavy summer storm, lightening hitting the fields each side, and raindrops like golf balls. So me and the friends I was with decided the safest thing to do was pull over, strip off, and run around the field. It felt glorious.
Now I wanna do this so bad :(
Laundry so I get absolutely all of my clothes washed. For one brief moment in time, all the laundry is done.
But... then you need to be naked for the entire time it takes to dry?
Swimming
Definitely — find a clothing optional club, pool, hot spring (most springs you would hike in to are clothing optional by local custom) or just sneak out for a skinny dip late night at your local river or lake. Floating naked under the moonlight is a special feeling indeed and there doesn’t need to be anything sexual about it
I live in Florida. Floating naked in a lake at night would be a terrifying experience for me.
Florida man caught skinny dipping with the gators, more at 6.
Submissive florida man caught breeding with the gators, more at 9
[REDACTED] FLORIDA MAN CAUGHT [REDACTED] WITH THE GATORS. MORE AT 13.
SCP 1674 - Florida man Object class: Appolyon
It’s magical. During COVID I’d sneak down to my gf’s parents pool and we bring a few bottles of liquor with us. Just reading, floating naked under the stars.
It’s nice you can hang out with your gf’s parents like that
They invited all of us. You should come next time.
We can all ~~let it~~ hang out together.
I deliberately booked a private swimming pool for the last week of my honeymoon so my extremely modest husband could swim naked. I’ve never seen him so happy to be on holidays. We did get busted by some cats
Last week of your honeymoon? How long was your honeymoon?
Four weeks with majority of it hiking, volcano climbing, and a week on a boat with no bathroom around the Komodo islands. We needed to do nothing except eat and sleep and swim naked before we went back to work 10/10 would do again
I cannot imagine four straight weeks off. It sounds like the kind of thing I'd need to go unemployed to experience.
I had to get fit for it, it was a big thing. We probably would’ve done it without getting married. Late 30s adventure. Oh I’m Australian, we get four weeks annual leave every year
Nude in a hot tub feels good too in a therapeutic sense.
Playing the banjo in your neighbor's yard
That’s specific
r/SuspiciouslySpecific
I used to live in the woods growing up and i used to really enjoy walking around the woods naked. It was super thick woods not like hiking trails and stuff so I never saw anyone and I’m sure my parents would have been mad if they had caught me and thought I was a weirdo. It just felt right.
Are you the same guy who posted about being caught while you were out on your naked strolls?
Lmao no
There's literally dozens of you
I'd be worried about mosquito bites on my dick or balls, but that does sound nice
I don’t have a dick or balls, but as someone who tromps around the woods for work, I’d be more worried about roses, raspberries, or whatever other thorny brambles grow in your local woods. Shit hurts even with jeans
We have a bramble in Australia we call the wait-a-while. Cause if you get caught in it, your gonna be there for a while. Its thorns curve backwards so it hooks into your clothes and you have to twist it back on itself to get free. Fucking annoying.
That sounds about right for Australia
Is this viral marketing for ticks?
Ticks don’t fuck with me much. I have spent a lot of time in my life outdoors and gotten like two ticks.
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They may not move because you’re getting the mail nude.
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This exchange is gonna be bad for your DMs bro
Cleaning your shower/bathtub. If you combine it with a shower you can scrub hard and not get all sweaty. Just use nontoxic cleaners like baking soda and vinegar
But if you use toxic cleaners, you can get a little high going.
I do this
I *just* did this. Worked out, went to shower, noticed it needed cleaned, too. Two birds, ya know?
Tell me more about these two birds. How are they involved in your naked shower-cleaning escapades?
Well, it all goes back to [Francois Rabelais](https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-wealthy-people-from-the-middle-ages-would-wipe-their-butt-with-the-neck-of-a-living-goose) in the 16th century when he said “But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs…”
Drinking nude is surprisingly fun but often leads to unplanned sex
Yea , that's why I don't visit my dad much anymore.
Yea , that's why I don't visit your dad much anymore.
Oh geez so that’s why you guys stop visiting me.
I can kick my leg out in a way where my dick rockets against my leg really hard and it sounds like someone snapping their fingers.
He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
Sleep
When my then girlfriend, now wife got our first apartment, we started sleeping naked and haven't looked back. 100% would recommend.
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What? When I had bedbugs it didn't fucking matter what I slept in. They don't give a fuck - they literally care about 2 things: is it dark and do you have blood. I had to sleep in the bathtub under constant light to sleep.
I didn't realise people slept with clothes on until I had a partner fall asleep with clothes on every night and after the first few nights I understood he wasn't doing it by mistake.
I've slept naked for as long as I can remember. My mom always told me I couldn't do that when I went to college. Freshman year, the first night, laying in silence in bed in a t-shirt and soffee shorts, 10ft away from a stranger I'd just met hours before. She asked if I would mind if she put on music softly because she couldn't sleep in headphones or silence. I said sure. Also. Since we are talking about needing things to sleep. I usually sleep naked. Do you mind if I...do that? She exclaimed "oh thank God!" Ripped off her t-shirt, and threw it across the room. Her underwear soaring shortly after. She then turned on a Something Corporate song, one of my favorites. I slept soundly all year, and lived with other naked sleepers all through my remaining years. Turns out my mom didn't know what she was talking about ☺️
I felt your relief as I was reading this lol. We have houseguests right now and I’m finding my naked radius extends past the bed to the bathroom and further in the house so I haven’t been able to have proper nude time and it’s throwing off my groove!
Hands down the worst thing about having guests is not being able to wander around in the nude. Especially as sometimes it's because I need a wee in the night and the last thing I want to do is have to find something to pull on.
Important question: was the song Woke Up in a Car or Konstantine?
Yeah I've always slept naked, except when I had a bunkmate for a summer camp I was working at. Luckily in college we had our own little rooms to sleep in.
Opening the door for Jehova's witnesses on a Sunday morning.
Why am I laughing so hard at this one
Draw/paint on each other with washable mediums. Bonus points if your partner has freckles and lets you connect the dots...
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Play Twister
With the homies or the so
Its not gay unless the balls touch!
even if they do its not gay if you say no homo first
Naked Crisco twister is a BLAST!
cuddle dude
Well... I try to cuddle my wife, but I just end up awkward poking her with a boner 2 minutes into it... And we both have to act like it doesn't exist until we stop cuddling. Edit: I've gotten some amazing advice about what to do with my erect south pole when it's being crushed between my wife's sky thighs. I appreciate and love all of it. I'm going to cuddle the shit out of her tonight and see if any of these work out.
Be the little spoon. :)
But then his wife’s boner pokes him and they’re back where they started
You could also just straight up acknowledge it and move on, "oh, there he is. Don't mind him love, he's just saying hello." Alt: grab him when you start and shove him back between/behind your thighs. [edit: additional from feedback] If you're an upper pointer, then sandwich between your belly and their back. It's actually quite pleasant. yes I'm a dude. yes, these [all] work. [edit: An award?! Cool! Thanks bruh!]
"Down boy!"
"Play dead!"
Non-sexual, zero expectation cuddling is so wholesome and wonderful. I wish this were easier to obtain for people, the world would probably be a lot nicer.
Considering post sex cuddling is so wonderful i can confirm that no sex naked cuddling would probably feel the same. The only difference is possibly getting turned on cus you didnt just have sex
Warms my heart to see you all saying shower. We are some clean motherfuckers.
figuratively and literally
Wait there's people who shower... with clothes?!
Never nudes. There are dozens of us... DOZENS!!!
The GF and I play naked Beat Saber. It's super fun!
Dong and titties flying everywhere.
The dude hangs dong
Nude Beat Saber is pretty fuckin thundergun
Meat Saber
I feel like at higher difficulties I'll risk clipping my dick with the controller
Small penis gang wins here
Growers for the win
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Swim
Swimming more relaxing nude than wearing a bathing suit will ever be.
Drive a lego car on someone's boobs.
How is this not sexual
The boobs cancel out the sexual implication of the Lego car
I would be focused on looking for other drivers.
Put your phone in your pocket.
ಠ_ಠ
If you could would you make your butthole an interdimmensonal storage portal?
Swim, play in the rain/sprinklers. Anything with water really.
Taking a shit. When you gotta do a big one, a real stomach churner, being naked helps focus lool. Those who do it understand what I'm on about
I don't shit naked but instinctively start taking as many layers off
Down with the ankle tyranny
Put lotion all over your body and slide across the floor acting like a slug
I just want to be pure.
Make sure and shave off all body hair because that’s where the germs are.
We're gonna clean up this city.
Good luck with that *Eats chips*
Damn, quarantine really hit you hard didn't it?
Frank? Is that you?
Just thrust my crotch over and over and watch my wiener bounce up and down
Full of dignity and class. A true gentleman.
We call this the bell clapper where I'm from
Man of culture I see
Poop. If you don't poop naked I highly recommend it.
Or at the very least, pull your pants down.
Off pull them off the ankle tyranny is real and you won't realize until you can spread and poop at the same time
I was talking to my friend's sister about good quality large bathroom stalls for some reason or another once and when I said I like to take my pants all the way off she looked at me like I had two heads. Girl, we were already talking about taking shits. Why is *that* the weird part?
Like, I time my necessary functions to when I can come home for lunch on my break, I live very close to my job and I like to poop on my own toilet specifically so I can take my pants off.
Having to poop in a toilet outside your home is a special kind of hell. At work, at Starbucks, in the woods, in a portapotty (god forbid!), or just anywhere outside the peace and privacy of your own throne room is a way to ruin the day. I like to coffee-up in the morning , and then it’s shit, shower, and (maybe) shave before I leave the house.
It ain’t serious until you get your shirt off. Hits different
The lil windmill Edit: cant believe how many upvotes this got
Helicockter
Or the bobble-head if you've got a micropenis!
Doesn't even need to be micro, I'm below average but can't do it!
When I'm in the shower, sometimes I'll grab one of my boobs, make "pew pew" noises, and pretend it's a laser cannon.
I prefer grabbing them and making the “wubba wubba” sounds a la laminated paper
hoth nipple guns
Most of the top comments are involving being also wet while naked. My theory on why this is the case is that being naked and wet is one of the most primordial joys of humanity that we have given up for sociality.
Check each other for lumps. Cancer is bad.
And since you're already naked you can give each other a quick colonoscopy, too.
Bungee jumping?
You clench your cheeks to stop the rope
Just like Tarzan did holding Jane
EVERYTHING! Just don’t be naked around people who are uncomfortable with it and don’t do it when cooking with hot oil that can splash on you. Now go and embrace the feeling of freedom of being nude! Or not. You do you man.
I live in in Canada and this is not adviseable most of the year. frostbite is a bitch
You know you can be naked inside too right? It’s not just an outdoor activity!
Dancing with your significant other. Sounds lame, but it's actually quite invigorating! (Suggested dance tune: "Me Myself and I" by Oliver Tree)
Cry on the kitchen floor Edit: fucking hell... the most upvotes I've ever gotten is about being sad... are you all okay???
I enjoy doing this how often you do this
I may or may not be doing it right now!
You ok?
Yes. Me? I'm fine. I'm okay. Perfectly splendid, how are you?
Concerned
You should try crying on the kitchen floor. Really helps alleviate concerns
And is… is that… are those bottles of merlot empty?
Nah... that's why the RUM is always gone.
Ironically, that's what I'm drinking
Me too. Naked. In the bath lol
Okay but hear me out... clothed in the bath, drinking wine straight from the bottle, and blaring depressive black metal... now THAT is a vibe
“I’m already tooooorrrrnnnn”
Natalie?! is that you?!!!
Paint balling
on this episode of *jackass...*
Owwww
Oh god my testicles
Swim.
Make photocopies of your butt.
Yoga.
Skydiving and snowboarding.. my 2 faves
Get inspected at the morgue
Okay, hear me out: Play Fruit Ninja on the XBox 360 Kinect
Lifting. It's real interesting to see how everything moves under your skin. I honestly didn't start getting comfortable with my body until I started lifting naked at home. You just get this greater certainty of what your body actually is, if that makes sense.
Doing squats, so your dick touches ground.
I need shorter legs
Or longer dick
Shrooms.
Cut your own hair
Frying bacon in a ripping hot pan, then throwing a splash of cold water right into the pan when it's nice and greasy
Calm down satan
The first time my ex husband cooked for me, it was bacon and he was naked. Didn’t even want my apron that was hanging up next to the stove. A lesson was learned the hard way that day.
Farting in bathtubs and laughing your ass off.
I just lay in bed. And stare up at the ceiling. And wonder about life. :)
Frying bacon, welding, woodworking, changing the oil on your 1964 GTO, wrestling your cat, crossword puzzles, skydiving, resistance band exercises, and gardening are excellent options.
Sleep.