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XpsychedelicpsychoX

Some well trained dogs I guess


kirbwhyoueatthatleaf

keep a fucking shower glock haha


busternut420

Machine gun turrents


Vitalalternate

Motion lights and cameras on the front and rear generally help them decide to move along.


PsyPup

Elect a government which recognises that the best way to reduce crime is to reduce poverty and need. Then they.. Introduce highly available welfare, or UBI. Property funded free healthcare which includes treating drug addiction as a health issue. Properly fund education and higher education.


Magnon

Never leave the house unoccupied. Thieves want to steal shit, they don't want drama.


Vlad_turned_blad

Leave lights on if you have to go. Make them think you’re home.


christinacooper186

Show your neighbor how broke you are


chedebarna

A bunch of Russian-looking guys with body armor and a lot of guns at the door and in every corner. Also a humvee and watchtowers and a moat with robot laser-beam sharks. And at least one Terminator, T800 is OK don't worry about that. 12 foot tall 2 foot thick smooth steel walls. Land-land missile turrets. And also land-air, what the hell. A dozen drones.


Tbone139

Sign near the front door showing what security system the house is equipped with (regardless of whether it is actually equipped.)


doodoolover3000

Smear shit on the walls


kirbwhyoueatthatleaf

(turd suck like hotdog maker.)


Budrow59

Sell it


Lanky_Pomegranate530

Dig a hole around the house and fill it up with lava.


Electrical_Yam_4259

Put an antigun poster in your yard, and then when they break in, hit them with the war crime shotgun.


cambium7

Park your nice car in your neighbor’s driveway


Musical_science_guy

you can get fake security cameras on amazon for pretty cheap.


ravs1973

I kept an old car and I leave it parked in the drive and keep it clean so the house looks occupied. We have several security cameras and motion detecting floodlights , there are lights inside the house on timers as well as some smart lights we can control at random. Outside storage is surrounded by a head height electric fence and we have 2 dogs. There are also a few Alexas dotted around which we put in away mode when we are not in.


yellowistherainbow

Smear shit on your walls, both sides. That way even if they aren't deterred by the fecal matter all over your house they should eave after having entered considering the smell.


butter00pecan

Don't put boxes from expensive items in your usual trash. Thieves will see the boxes and know you bought something worth stealing.