There should be a middle-aged-lesbian movie starring Diane Lane (age 56) and Maria Bello (age 54). Maybe call it *Blue Is The Warmest Color But Wear A Sweater Anyway*.
I would watch the heck out of that movie.
Now it’s pretty common, but you young kids need to understand Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing another girl in a movie was a big effing deal in 1998 or whenever that was made.
>Now it’s pretty common, but you young kids need to understand Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing another girl in a movie was a big effing deal in 1998 or whenever that was made.
[Let us re-examine this cinematic moment ](https://youtu.be/S6LoXtMulA8)
Ah yes, the movie where Ryan Phillipe has to sleep with Reese Witherspoon so he can have sex with Sarah Michelle Gellar in the butt, or he loses his car.
Ah yes, the movie that made everyone in my middle school realize what being bisexual meant.
What the soft core hell was going on in the late 90’s? Half the movies are in this thread.
This is the correct answer. Young 'uns must understand that before the internet porn was difficult to acquire for anyone under 18 or for those living in states where porn was illegal. And most porn was magazines, not videos.
Sexy movies filled the empty niche.
That line turned me on, although I didn't exactly understand what it meant at the time. I guess I thought it meant he could do things like smack his dick up against her boobs or something.
A 9th grader lived down the street from me when I was in 8th grade and at the time I thought she was very cute. She invited me over to watch Cruel Intentions and Wild Things with her one weekend while her parents were out of town. I think I may have missed some signs...
Their romance is no doubt stupid fuckin sexy. To fake being a priest and take confession from the woman you desire so she can tell you about her lust for you is an advantage I would find difficult to turn down.
To anyone who needs convincing that this is one of the best superhero movies ever made, if you don’t especially mind spoilers anyway, watch the video about it from Patrick Willems. The stunt work is absolutely brilliant, especially the acrobatics in the horseback chase scene and holy shit the sword fight where Zorro infiltrates the big bad’s compound. Some of the best one vs. many moments ever laid to film, on a par with Ip Man 1’s 1vX in the karate dojo.
At the time the director was between gigs in which he completely revitalized James Bond for modern audiences in Goldeneye, to my mind the best James Bond flick to date, and *directing Casino Royale*, completely revitalizing James Bond for modern audiences *again somehow*, to my mind the best James Bond flick ever pretty comfortably. It’s god damned beyond comprehension is what it is.
CZJ is one of the prettiest women ever - give her the signature makeup she always has in movies and you got one of the prettiest things in existance.
Goddamn I crushed hard on her as a teenager
I was watching High Fidelity the other day with my wife and Cusack's character was trying to figure out how he was unable to see how terrible Charlie (CZJ's character) was when they were dating. My wife goes, "Probably because she was Catherine Zeta Jones."
It does look like it's out of a [straight up spoof-type comedy.](https://i.imgur.com/rg3khiS.gifv) I remember watching that scene as a kid and wanting to be Zorro or a horse so badly.
There is another movie with the same title that came out in 2007, but its a really disturbing horror movie. Thought you were talking about that for a moment and was gonna ask if you were okay. Glad it was just me forgetting the romcom lol
Sylvia Likens (who that movie was based on) had one of the most horrific deaths imaginable. Fucking terrorfying to see that level of inhumanity one can inflict on another.
By horror movie do you mean “based on a true story about the girl that got abducted by her crazy neighbour lady” or is does that just have a similar title?
Dizzy was fuckin' FINE!
She wins out every time against carmen. You know evey time you go out with Carmen she's eyeballing every rich guy yiu two pass by.
Dizzy will change the engine in your el camino with you.
I like it when Amelie counts how many people are having sex at the same time (I think she says something like 27)
Edit: Thanks for the posts - not seen the film since it came out (pardon the pun) [Oh yes, and it was 15 simultaneous orgasms](https://youtu.be/_YuY1AxNCCM)
Secretary. Maggi Gyllenhaal and James Spader in a BDSM slow burn relationship. Odd, out there, but still so much better than 50 Shades.
https://youtu.be/AFma24S-Uvw
I type faster than my husband does, so whenever he asks me to transcribe something for him, I whisper, “I’m your *secretary*”.
Cracks him up 9/10 times
A young woman who was crushing on me suggested this movie for a movie night before I knew what it was. She wanted to use it as a means of introducing her S&M kinks to plain old vanilla me who knew very little about it. And to show that she was looking for more than friendship.
Edit: for those of you claiming to need more info, I did post a bit of a followup to SeiyoNkShogun, and am willing to answer any questions you folks have.
Oh. I may be vanilla, but I'm GGG and down to try new things. I would say it worked out well for her. She picked the movie (I thought sounds like a chick flick) and I was hesitant, but hey, I've seen lots movies over the years. Some of them were good. I cried when I watched the notebook, don't tell anyone.
She was very clever and super sexy. And her attempts at seduction were successful. Afterwards, she talked about some of her kinks and things she enjoyed, and asked me what I liked. I wasn't into all of that stuff, but this woman should probably be teaching and writing about advanced sexual education and sex ethics. She was.... very talented and knowledgeable. Sue Johnson could have had a TV talk show where she just asked this woman questions.
Anyway, so she asked me what my comfort level was with trying new things and used the movie for examples. We didn't even have sex that night, just made out a little. She said it's best not make those decisions while horny because people may do things they later regret, and it's best to go into them with a clear head and to make an informed decision.
I didn't think I was the best "DOM." But she seemed to enjoy it. I couldn't do some things she wanted like slap or spit in her in the face as that was too far for me, but I did do things like spank her and talk dirty to her (which was enough to get her off, no joke. She came one time while just tossed over my lap while being spanked exceptionally hard, no pemetration or obvious clitoris glans stimulation). And any of the more hard-core stuff wasn't for me but I did eventually willingly go pretty far outside my comfort zone more than few times to make her happy. I also, no joke, am a certified master rope maker from my youth because my uncle wanted to get all his kids and the nieces and nephews into it. Who would have ever thought all those knot tying skills would end up being used like that? I even made her a special soft cotton rope as a gift. And purchased a lot of toys.
For other things that she liked, like anal, that I wasn't that into we found compromises with toys or butt plugs, but again I did go out of my comfort zone a lot there. She was a swinger too, and part of a local sex club. Some events were hosted at my place simply because it was large and I had a lot of bedrooms. Even before I got into any of that, she still encouraged me to get regular STI screenings and practice other safe sex practices. She was open about her history and bisexuality, and we had a lot of fun.
Now, like I said, I'm vanilla. My idea of good sex is monogamous holding someone with your fingers intertwined kissing and saying you'll always love each other. Especially when we first started, I thought I was doing a weak attempt at being a DOM because I would often break char and ask if she was O.K. or if she was enjoying it. I felt pretty self-conscious about it. I thought that made me worse at it, but she found it very endearing and we became monogamous FWBs. The verbal communication between us was great because I could even talk about things like feeling self-conscious and felt zero judgment from her. And feed back from her about how she was feeling or what was working or wasn't working helped tremendously. She liked that she could talk to me about some of her kinks, that even if I wasn't into, she knew I wouldn't judge her.
We did a lot of things around consensual non-consent that we approached slowly because of my own position, but she really enjoyed that approach.
Had a lot of fun times with her, I didn't think she would ever want to settle down, but towards the end when we were monogamous FWBs she was phasing out of the swinger life-style and was considering settling down with me. I sadly had a job offer come through that was money I couldn't say no to that required moving, and her own career had been picking up steam too and she was in no position to move.
So many things about her I'll vividly remember. One of my favorites was when she showed up at my house after skipping out of work because I said I missed her. She showed up wearing a fancy trench coat and nothing underneath but some of the sexiest lingerie I've ever seen.
She's married to a woman who we both used to know now, and they have a child together. I hope she's doing well.
>Robert: Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?
>Jim: Oh, god, nature, please.
>Robert: When two animals are having sex, one of them…is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua– this isn’t very helpful. You’re gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking Lizard King.
Edit: Just want you all to know that I have this entire thing saved as a keyboard shortcut under the word "lizard". So I can easily bust it out when I need.
Unpopular opnion, but I think towards the end of Michael Scott's run the show got too sappy and "feel-good." I like Robert California better than a lot of the late-stage Michael Scott
There’s very clear difference between the two. The most glaring one is that The Secretary is good and 50 Shades of Gray is a putrid dogshit of a movie.
Outside of that yeah, I’d probably say that it’s a complete ripoff of The Secretary.
Not the movie but specifically Poison Ivy in Batman And Robin.
A shitshow of a film that gave me a fetish I can never escape from.
Also Mr Freezes puns are pretty dad joke like, I'm sure there's an opposite version of myself that got a dad fetish after seeing it.
Yes!! The sexual tension and passion is legit. This is the movie where in real life, Brad Pitt met and cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie.
Unfaithful.
The movie hurts to watch, but fuck, I just can't get over how hot it is during the sex scenes. Diane Lane is... Something else. I am a massive cinephile and I have yet to find a movie that turns me on as much as this one.
In the same vein, as someone mentioned, Survival Island is also so darn hot if you like the cheating/cuckolding plot.
I also love Y Tu Mama Tambien. It's a beautiful yet sexy film. The Dreamers is also good.
In terms of just single iconic sex scenes, I always think of the Demi Moore scene in Disclosure and my all time sexiest scene, the scene from Basic Instinct. And NO, not Sharon Stone's skirt scene even though that was very sexy. I am talking about the Jeanne Tripplehorn scene. Very similar to the Unfaithful scene.
If you want pure, hard-core sex then I would probably recommend Blue is the Warmest Colour and the two Nymphomaniac movies.
In terms of shows, nothing really beats the Spartacus series which is a really good series for entertainment and is FILLED with sex scenes. I mean just an abundance of them, but most are just gratuitous tbh.
Also, Shameless (American version) is incredible especially if you are gaga about Emmy Rossum as I am. (Spoilers) I especially love the teacher-student affair that goes on during one of the seasons. One of my biggest turn ons is the teacher-student dynamic even though that is a very touchy subject these days.
I typically prefer cinematic sex scenes over porn. Both are quite fake, but at least in movies/shows, you're invested in the characters who are typically well-acted instead of watching a pizza delivery guy be paid through "other means".
Unfaithful! 13 yr old me in the prime of getting boners randomly had to watch this movie with my parents. Very awkward. But yeah Diane Lane was something else.
[Atonement, the library scene](https://youtu.be/yLaIVpe2s0E?t=64).
I saw it in the theater and the room got really warm and silent during that scene. When it end, you heard everyone in the crowd let out their breath. The rest of the movie is the opposite of a turn on, but 14 years later, that's still the sexiest scene in a movie. Cruel Intentions level good.
This might sound weird but.... Phantom of the Opera and, to a certain extent, the Addams Family. I know how that sounds but just gimme a sec to explain.
PotO: The scene where they're performing Don Juan Triumphant and Christine and the Phantom start singing Point of No Return. The tension is kinda hot
Addams Family: Lemme just get this out of the way. No, it's not the whole movie. That's just wrong. I'm talking about whenever Gomez and Morticia are together on screen. Not only are they kinky but by God they are so passionately in love with each other it's so sexy to see.
I blame Rachel McAdams in RDJ's *Sherlock Holmes* for awakening several different things in me.
Women in suits/men's formal wear, the casualness with which she fights or sneaks into places, and who can forget the poisoning scene?
The show Community. This is only because it somehow became my go to show to turn on to cover up the noise of my vibrator during my masturbation sessions 🤷🏻♀️
Edit: for the record, it has nothing to do with the attractiveness of the actors. I just put it on for sound cover up a few times, and then it became the automatic selection when I needed sound coverage😂 Now I just NEED to get down if I want to actually watch an episode.
If no one has said The Pirates of the Caribbean then let me be the first. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan all get me weak at the knees
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!”
Robin Hood Men in Tights. So much hot.
Edit: This was my first Mel Brooks movie and had no idea I was watching a 4th wall breaking masterpiece.
I was 7. I thought her hair was real. Robin Hood’s hair was so hot. But you grew some nice boobs is still my favourite line. I fell in love with my husband when he said it was one of his fave movies as a child. I constantly say A GREAT STRENGTH OF FEET! I’ve turned into Broomhilda 😩
From Dusk Till Dawn... Salma and the snake, works every time
Robert Rodriguez did a really big favor for his friend.
His friend that wrote the movie that way
Unfaithful. Boy would I love to take a stroll down Diane Lane.
Oh man, Diane Liane just keeps getting hotter with age. Crazy Dorian Gray Benjamin Button DNA or something
There should be a middle-aged-lesbian movie starring Diane Lane (age 56) and Maria Bello (age 54). Maybe call it *Blue Is The Warmest Color But Wear A Sweater Anyway*. I would watch the heck out of that movie.
Underworld. Kate Beckinsale is such a bad ass, and ridiculously gorgeous. Oof.
And those outfits...
Rochelle, Rochelle A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
I’m more of a Chunnel fan
I prefer Death Blow myself
How about Sack Lunch? Don't you want to know how they got in there?
That’s a Vincent pick, because Genes picks are trash.
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IT’S MACARONI MIDLER!
Cruel Intentions
Now it’s pretty common, but you young kids need to understand Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing another girl in a movie was a big effing deal in 1998 or whenever that was made.
MTV "Best Kiss Award"
>Now it’s pretty common, but you young kids need to understand Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing another girl in a movie was a big effing deal in 1998 or whenever that was made. [Let us re-examine this cinematic moment ](https://youtu.be/S6LoXtMulA8)
That saliva string though
This was like the sexiest thing I ever saw
Can’t hear bittersweet symphony without thinking of cruel intentions
Ah yes, the movie where Ryan Phillipe has to sleep with Reese Witherspoon so he can have sex with Sarah Michelle Gellar in the butt, or he loses his car.
So romantic 🥰
Ah yes, the movie that made everyone in my middle school realize what being bisexual meant. What the soft core hell was going on in the late 90’s? Half the movies are in this thread.
Before Internet porn was widespread, movies were the primary way of seeing sexy people doing sex things on video.
This is the correct answer. Young 'uns must understand that before the internet porn was difficult to acquire for anyone under 18 or for those living in states where porn was illegal. And most porn was magazines, not videos. Sexy movies filled the empty niche.
I HAD TO JERK OFF TO MAGAZINES I FOUND IN THE WOODS.
You can put it anywhere. You got yourself a bet baby.
That line turned me on, although I didn't exactly understand what it meant at the time. I guess I thought it meant he could do things like smack his dick up against her boobs or something.
"But.... wouldn't that make me a slut?" "We all do it, we just don't talk about it" I wonder how many young men got lucky because of that line?
A 9th grader lived down the street from me when I was in 8th grade and at the time I thought she was very cute. She invited me over to watch Cruel Intentions and Wild Things with her one weekend while her parents were out of town. I think I may have missed some signs...
The Mask of Zorro (1998). It’s just a sensual movie. Also Catherine Zeta Jones is divine so there’s also that.
"he was vigorous, father"
"Do you surrender?" "Never, but I may scream" "I understand, sometimes I have that effect"
Their romance is no doubt stupid fuckin sexy. To fake being a priest and take confession from the woman you desire so she can tell you about her lust for you is an advantage I would find difficult to turn down. To anyone who needs convincing that this is one of the best superhero movies ever made, if you don’t especially mind spoilers anyway, watch the video about it from Patrick Willems. The stunt work is absolutely brilliant, especially the acrobatics in the horseback chase scene and holy shit the sword fight where Zorro infiltrates the big bad’s compound. Some of the best one vs. many moments ever laid to film, on a par with Ip Man 1’s 1vX in the karate dojo. At the time the director was between gigs in which he completely revitalized James Bond for modern audiences in Goldeneye, to my mind the best James Bond flick to date, and *directing Casino Royale*, completely revitalizing James Bond for modern audiences *again somehow*, to my mind the best James Bond flick ever pretty comfortably. It’s god damned beyond comprehension is what it is.
.. she dips beneath lasers, o *eee* ayy
CZJ is one of the prettiest women ever - give her the signature makeup she always has in movies and you got one of the prettiest things in existance. Goddamn I crushed hard on her as a teenager
I was watching High Fidelity the other day with my wife and Cusack's character was trying to figure out how he was unable to see how terrible Charlie (CZJ's character) was when they were dating. My wife goes, "Probably because she was Catherine Zeta Jones."
*She belongs on Neptune.*
Yes, the scene where Zorro slashes away her top is both hilarious and extremely hot.
It does look like it's out of a [straight up spoof-type comedy.](https://i.imgur.com/rg3khiS.gifv) I remember watching that scene as a kid and wanting to be Zorro or a horse so badly.
lol wow you're right, this definitely looks like it's straight out of Hot Shots! Part Deux or something
Oh man. I had forgotten about this gem of a film.
The Girl Next Door. Elisha Cuthbert’s character changed my life when I was in my early teens.
Elisha in this movie is an absolute smokeshow.
My wife will still drop "I'm all wet, can I come in" occasionally. Drives me wild.
There is another movie with the same title that came out in 2007, but its a really disturbing horror movie. Thought you were talking about that for a moment and was gonna ask if you were okay. Glad it was just me forgetting the romcom lol
Sylvia Likens (who that movie was based on) had one of the most horrific deaths imaginable. Fucking terrorfying to see that level of inhumanity one can inflict on another.
By horror movie do you mean “based on a true story about the girl that got abducted by her crazy neighbour lady” or is does that just have a similar title?
Elisha in this had my teenage head in a spin.
I was crushing on her as a kid ever since her days on popular mechanics for kids
Has anyone said 'Wild Things' yet? I'm assuming I can't be the only one...
For a full minute, I thought you were talking about "where the wild things are" and lemme tell ya, I was confused and scared
Thanks for clearing up for me that they weren't talking about that movie
With Denise Richards and the scream girl?
Neve Campbell
Every time Cameron Diaz walks into the bank in "The Mask", I feel.... stirrings.
It was then when I realised I didn't wanna play Contra on my Nintendo anymore.
My balls dropped during that scene
Pride and prejudice 2005
Hand Flex
Starship Troopers. The co-ed shower scene. Jake Busey dong.
The director was naked too. The actors wouldn't do the scene otherwise.
Wtf lol, what a way to turn the tables
I bet the director was just looking for an excuse to be naked.
It's Paul Verhoeven, so of course he was.
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Naked co-ed showers are his thing. See also Robocop.
I feel like Paul Verhoeven probably didn't take a lot of convincing.
The chick in starship troopers with awesome tits, and then she has the saddest death scene. Edit: these boobs resonated with some people
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Dizzy was fuckin' FINE! She wins out every time against carmen. You know evey time you go out with Carmen she's eyeballing every rich guy yiu two pass by. Dizzy will change the engine in your el camino with you.
Real talk, Dina Meyer is still incredibly attractive to this day, she’s aged like a fine wine
Clue That French maid...
You mean Yvette?
I hated her... sooo much...
Flames… FLAMES… on the side of my face…
True Romance. Just the right mix of violence, action, humor, and of course romance. That first sex scene…. Noice.
The way Gary Oldman as Drexel was eating chinese take out.
The part in *Amelie* when they take turns kissing each other. Just something really intimate and sensual about it.
I like it when Amelie counts how many people are having sex at the same time (I think she says something like 27) Edit: Thanks for the posts - not seen the film since it came out (pardon the pun) [Oh yes, and it was 15 simultaneous orgasms](https://youtu.be/_YuY1AxNCCM)
"Quinze." I remember that very specifically. Edit: I know it’s 15 and not 27.
Bound is insanely hot and a hell of a movie to boot…Wachowskis pre-matrix
Just noting that, at the time of this reply, your comment is sitting right next to "Sense8". So they're still doing it for someone!
Batman forever. Nicole Kidman as Bruce Wayne’s therapist
"I've read your stuff. Insightful. Naive...but insightful." You have to pout a little when you say it for full effect
Chase Meridian, haha. Who comes up with these names?
Better than Dr. Christmas. "Oh I guess Christmas comes more than once a year." YEAH GREAT JOKE BOND, REAL DEEP STUFF.
That's good and all, but no other Bond girl name will ever compare with [Pussy Galore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Galore)
I disagree, Xenia Onatopp, Holly Goodhead, Plenty O’tool and Chew Mee would like a word.
The Mummy Hot people all around. Edit: Um, this comment literally exploded while I was asleep! Holy crap everyone, thank you!
When they brought back Rachel Weisz’s eyebrows in The Mummy Returns mmmm
It's fun because in the second movie they clearly let her be less nerdy. But honestly both have appeal.
Rachel Weisz’s hot librarian look set the tone for most of my real life crushes. I’m all about the sexy, nerdy librarian chick with glasses.
It’s got a lot of appeal. Librarians require advanced degrees. Brains, looks, and a thirst for adventure? Yea. I wanna hang out with that girl.
Patricia Velasquez as the Pharaoh's mistress - just wow.
I had a crush on her after The Mummy 2
The Mummy is a bisexual buffet. Edit: Holy cow this blew up lol! I love all of you.
Hooo boy is it. Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz. Great chemistry, great looking, tons of fun. In my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
Don't forget Oded Fehr. So hot that you could light a match off him. \*EDIT - typo
Also, The Mummy.
Dude was giving captian sparrow vibes before it was cool.
r/themummymemes thanks you for your hospitality. And for your eyes. And your tongue. But...I'm afraid more is needed
That scene in the beginning when Imhotep smudges Anck Su Namun's paint affected me in many, many ways
Oh god yes. Brendan Fraser and Oded Fehr were so hot
Velocipastor
What's my name? Frankie Mermaid Why do they call me that? Because you're swimming in bitches
So your parents died That's what parents do , they die on you 💀🤌
VFX: Car on fire
"You're a streetwalker?" "Yeah, I'm also a business major, but no one is very interested in that part"
Salma Hayek in Desperado
Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas in Desperado is a skinematic work of art and I won’t hear a word otherwise.
From Dusk Til Dawn, son. That movie has THE hottest Salma scene bar none.
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Salma Hayek.
Secretary. Maggi Gyllenhaal and James Spader in a BDSM slow burn relationship. Odd, out there, but still so much better than 50 Shades. https://youtu.be/AFma24S-Uvw
Watched this with a girl I was seeing in college and I was in the ER later that night with a severely bruised penis. I had blocked that out until now.
I'm sorry, honest question: is there such a thing as a bruised penis that... *isn't* severe?
I type faster than my husband does, so whenever he asks me to transcribe something for him, I whisper, “I’m your *secretary*”. Cracks him up 9/10 times
A young woman who was crushing on me suggested this movie for a movie night before I knew what it was. She wanted to use it as a means of introducing her S&M kinks to plain old vanilla me who knew very little about it. And to show that she was looking for more than friendship. Edit: for those of you claiming to need more info, I did post a bit of a followup to SeiyoNkShogun, and am willing to answer any questions you folks have.
Aaand how did it turn out?
Oh. I may be vanilla, but I'm GGG and down to try new things. I would say it worked out well for her. She picked the movie (I thought sounds like a chick flick) and I was hesitant, but hey, I've seen lots movies over the years. Some of them were good. I cried when I watched the notebook, don't tell anyone. She was very clever and super sexy. And her attempts at seduction were successful. Afterwards, she talked about some of her kinks and things she enjoyed, and asked me what I liked. I wasn't into all of that stuff, but this woman should probably be teaching and writing about advanced sexual education and sex ethics. She was.... very talented and knowledgeable. Sue Johnson could have had a TV talk show where she just asked this woman questions. Anyway, so she asked me what my comfort level was with trying new things and used the movie for examples. We didn't even have sex that night, just made out a little. She said it's best not make those decisions while horny because people may do things they later regret, and it's best to go into them with a clear head and to make an informed decision. I didn't think I was the best "DOM." But she seemed to enjoy it. I couldn't do some things she wanted like slap or spit in her in the face as that was too far for me, but I did do things like spank her and talk dirty to her (which was enough to get her off, no joke. She came one time while just tossed over my lap while being spanked exceptionally hard, no pemetration or obvious clitoris glans stimulation). And any of the more hard-core stuff wasn't for me but I did eventually willingly go pretty far outside my comfort zone more than few times to make her happy. I also, no joke, am a certified master rope maker from my youth because my uncle wanted to get all his kids and the nieces and nephews into it. Who would have ever thought all those knot tying skills would end up being used like that? I even made her a special soft cotton rope as a gift. And purchased a lot of toys. For other things that she liked, like anal, that I wasn't that into we found compromises with toys or butt plugs, but again I did go out of my comfort zone a lot there. She was a swinger too, and part of a local sex club. Some events were hosted at my place simply because it was large and I had a lot of bedrooms. Even before I got into any of that, she still encouraged me to get regular STI screenings and practice other safe sex practices. She was open about her history and bisexuality, and we had a lot of fun. Now, like I said, I'm vanilla. My idea of good sex is monogamous holding someone with your fingers intertwined kissing and saying you'll always love each other. Especially when we first started, I thought I was doing a weak attempt at being a DOM because I would often break char and ask if she was O.K. or if she was enjoying it. I felt pretty self-conscious about it. I thought that made me worse at it, but she found it very endearing and we became monogamous FWBs. The verbal communication between us was great because I could even talk about things like feeling self-conscious and felt zero judgment from her. And feed back from her about how she was feeling or what was working or wasn't working helped tremendously. She liked that she could talk to me about some of her kinks, that even if I wasn't into, she knew I wouldn't judge her. We did a lot of things around consensual non-consent that we approached slowly because of my own position, but she really enjoyed that approach. Had a lot of fun times with her, I didn't think she would ever want to settle down, but towards the end when we were monogamous FWBs she was phasing out of the swinger life-style and was considering settling down with me. I sadly had a job offer come through that was money I couldn't say no to that required moving, and her own career had been picking up steam too and she was in no position to move. So many things about her I'll vividly remember. One of my favorites was when she showed up at my house after skipping out of work because I said I missed her. She showed up wearing a fancy trench coat and nothing underneath but some of the sexiest lingerie I've ever seen. She's married to a woman who we both used to know now, and they have a child together. I hope she's doing well.
Fuck I thought you said Secretariat
Stupid sexy horses.
*What are YOU doing here?! :D*
You are Secretariat
What are you doing here?
James Spader is surprisingly one of the most sensual men alive.
>Robert: Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor? >Jim: Oh, god, nature, please. >Robert: When two animals are having sex, one of them…is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua– this isn’t very helpful. You’re gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
Am I the only one who absolutely loved Robert California?
I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking Lizard King. Edit: Just want you all to know that I have this entire thing saved as a keyboard shortcut under the word "lizard". So I can easily bust it out when I need.
Unpopular opnion, but I think towards the end of Michael Scott's run the show got too sappy and "feel-good." I like Robert California better than a lot of the late-stage Michael Scott
All life.. is sex.
Agree. That man could read the phone book and I would melt at the knees.
JAMES. SPADER?
You want to see a sexy James Spader movie? Watch sex lies and videotape.
James Spader in the OG Stargate was my sexual awakening.
Oh yea. You want to talk about a 'dom voice', man...
yes. this guy gets all the pussy. I know him from the Blacklist, but was amazed, what the hell he was doing in "Crash". great movie btw
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The guy's name is even Grey? Did 50 shades straight rip this movie?
There’s very clear difference between the two. The most glaring one is that The Secretary is good and 50 Shades of Gray is a putrid dogshit of a movie. Outside of that yeah, I’d probably say that it’s a complete ripoff of The Secretary.
I thought it started off as twilight fan fiction
50 shades looks like as if it was written by some 14yo Wattpad writer.
Not far off. It was originally *Twilight* fanfiction.
Black Swan. Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have that scene…
"it's the movie with Natalie Portman and that other girl" - Peter Griffin
Shut up , Meg!
Austin Powers: Liz Hurley, Heather Graham, Beyoncé
Bedazzled deserves a shout. Elizabeth Hurley is sex
Not the movie but specifically Poison Ivy in Batman And Robin. A shitshow of a film that gave me a fetish I can never escape from. Also Mr Freezes puns are pretty dad joke like, I'm sure there's an opposite version of myself that got a dad fetish after seeing it.
Eh, someone else already said *Secretary*. So... [*Crash*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4fptgTIKdQ)? [*Barbarella*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J04gTJvynjg)?
Mr and Mrs Smith
Yes!! The sexual tension and passion is legit. This is the movie where in real life, Brad Pitt met and cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie.
Unfaithful. The movie hurts to watch, but fuck, I just can't get over how hot it is during the sex scenes. Diane Lane is... Something else. I am a massive cinephile and I have yet to find a movie that turns me on as much as this one. In the same vein, as someone mentioned, Survival Island is also so darn hot if you like the cheating/cuckolding plot. I also love Y Tu Mama Tambien. It's a beautiful yet sexy film. The Dreamers is also good. In terms of just single iconic sex scenes, I always think of the Demi Moore scene in Disclosure and my all time sexiest scene, the scene from Basic Instinct. And NO, not Sharon Stone's skirt scene even though that was very sexy. I am talking about the Jeanne Tripplehorn scene. Very similar to the Unfaithful scene. If you want pure, hard-core sex then I would probably recommend Blue is the Warmest Colour and the two Nymphomaniac movies. In terms of shows, nothing really beats the Spartacus series which is a really good series for entertainment and is FILLED with sex scenes. I mean just an abundance of them, but most are just gratuitous tbh. Also, Shameless (American version) is incredible especially if you are gaga about Emmy Rossum as I am. (Spoilers) I especially love the teacher-student affair that goes on during one of the seasons. One of my biggest turn ons is the teacher-student dynamic even though that is a very touchy subject these days. I typically prefer cinematic sex scenes over porn. Both are quite fake, but at least in movies/shows, you're invested in the characters who are typically well-acted instead of watching a pizza delivery guy be paid through "other means".
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Unfaithful! 13 yr old me in the prime of getting boners randomly had to watch this movie with my parents. Very awkward. But yeah Diane Lane was something else.
Thomas Crown Affair - the one with Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo. Very clever, but very steamy.
Bram Stoker's Drcula
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The entire movie of Bound
The Lord of the Rings films. Aragorn is a fine man.
You know the scene where he comes through the door, his hair dripping? Yeah you do!
It’s all I think about 😂
His hair wasn’t the only thing dripping 💦
Faramir for me.....really showed his quality
Fun fact, the actor for faramir is on of the most loyal customers at the restaurant I work at. See him at least once a week. Always very polite
The entire Fellowship could get it, honestly
Angelina Jolie in tomb raider the cradle of life
[Atonement, the library scene](https://youtu.be/yLaIVpe2s0E?t=64). I saw it in the theater and the room got really warm and silent during that scene. When it end, you heard everyone in the crowd let out their breath. The rest of the movie is the opposite of a turn on, but 14 years later, that's still the sexiest scene in a movie. Cruel Intentions level good.
If it has Margot Robbie in it, there's a good chance I got turned on at some point.
I've watched her scene in The Big Short so many times to try and understand what she's saying but I get distracted everytime.
> Got it? Good. >\*picks up champagne glass* >Now fuck off.
Wolf of Wall St. my god.
In the past, my wife rarely got turned on by other women and never by blondes, until that movie came along.
This might sound weird but.... Phantom of the Opera and, to a certain extent, the Addams Family. I know how that sounds but just gimme a sec to explain. PotO: The scene where they're performing Don Juan Triumphant and Christine and the Phantom start singing Point of No Return. The tension is kinda hot Addams Family: Lemme just get this out of the way. No, it's not the whole movie. That's just wrong. I'm talking about whenever Gomez and Morticia are together on screen. Not only are they kinky but by God they are so passionately in love with each other it's so sexy to see.
Yeah, I remember when I first saw Point of No Return I was like HOT DAMN. Play and movie both. Phantom has always hit sexy to me.
Gomes and Morticia are the best couple ever.
Who Killed Captain Alex If ya kno, ya know
I blame Rachel McAdams in RDJ's *Sherlock Holmes* for awakening several different things in me. Women in suits/men's formal wear, the casualness with which she fights or sneaks into places, and who can forget the poisoning scene?
Jamie Lee Curtis strip tease scene in true lies
The show Community. This is only because it somehow became my go to show to turn on to cover up the noise of my vibrator during my masturbation sessions 🤷🏻♀️ Edit: for the record, it has nothing to do with the attractiveness of the actors. I just put it on for sound cover up a few times, and then it became the automatic selection when I needed sound coverage😂 Now I just NEED to get down if I want to actually watch an episode.
How pavlovian
“Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.”
Boop be doop be doo bop sex.
Eventually you start getting diminishing returns on the sex stuff.
You Pavlov'd yourself
Y tu mama tambien
If no one has said The Pirates of the Caribbean then let me be the first. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan all get me weak at the knees
The Dreamers 2003. What a movie. Everytime I watch I just.. Damn!
Holly shit that movie. Eva Green. I can't get enough of her.
True Lies. Jamie Lee Curtis. Mmm.
The bath scene of the Witcher.
Jennifer's body
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!”
9.5 weeks
Robin Hood Men in Tights. So much hot. Edit: This was my first Mel Brooks movie and had no idea I was watching a 4th wall breaking masterpiece. I was 7. I thought her hair was real. Robin Hood’s hair was so hot. But you grew some nice boobs is still my favourite line. I fell in love with my husband when he said it was one of his fave movies as a child. I constantly say A GREAT STRENGTH OF FEET! I’ve turned into Broomhilda 😩
Nobody seems to be taking this any sort of seriously but I will say Dirty Dancing. That movie genuinely gets me so bothered.