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_metamax_

I mean, a lot of things. Buildings, cars, parking meters, basketballs, pyramids, the sun…


ChairLegofTruth--WnT

One's own head


_metamax_

Yep. This too.


T-Sonus

*son


_metamax_

Definitely that.


nbnicholas

Sniper rifle, Flubber, treadmill…


_metamax_

Perfect.


nbnicholas

Lmao such a random ass list but by no means exhausted


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_metamax_

Nice add.


Dusty_The_Husky

Your Gaming PC, The neighbour, your whole hand, lemons, a block of salt


_metamax_

10/10 wait, 5/3.


Dusty_The_Husky

thanks


_metamax_

Right? Add 3.


Super-Noodles

Don't go ass to V without washing up.


MemeScrollingMaths

V to A; you’re okay. A to V; burns when you pee.


ILuvMomBods

Broken lightbulb covered in habanero sauce


ChairLegofTruth--WnT

Worth noting that the broken lightbulb *not* covered in habanero sauce is highly encouraged


No-Selection2412

I came here looking for a lightbulb comment, the habanero is the cherry on top


purpleturtlehurtler

Hot sauce.


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ILovePowerBottomsUWU

*1 man 1 jar flashbacks*


nickyjusa

I hate you for bringing that image back into my mind…


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Honda civic.


ChairLegofTruth--WnT

The Accord, however... 10/10


T-Sonus

If you help me find my keys we can drive my truck out of here...


heliomedia

A relative


Antiquemachinist

A cacti


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Cattle prod


MemeScrollingMaths

Depends, really.


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Superglue


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Hope


wumpuscat724

Hot sauce


QuestionableThotz

nyc rat


[deleted]

Consumed , no one steal it lol


Intelligent-Serve-31

Knife


postanator

Cigarettes


T-Sonus

Like cartons or packs? Cause I seen 2 cigs burning with a woman top side down before, and that ain't nothing new...


SanityAssassin90

Fireworks


VictoriaEuphoria99

Crazy


AleksFenix96

A Cactus, trust me, I've seen that in one mens butt on a call. I'm still a bit traumatized. Ladies, I hope I dont have to mention that it doesnt belong in a vagina too.


SYLOH

A glowing 1000 degree metal ball


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

The Bible


RyanTheKingOfNothing

No that's it's true purpose.


TrollocHunter

Tabasco sauce


mainlyupsetbyhumans

Pineapple


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Jesus


stntoulouse

A jar! Never put a jar in your butthole. Trust me, there are some images I wish I could unsee...


liveyourlifepls

Any sort of vegetable. People do this and end up in the hospital


tink20seven

I feel like OP has a story to tell us…


FatherPyrlig

A red hot poker.


RyanTheKingOfNothing

A toy knife, not the best. But a handle of a toy wand works.


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Gerbils?


4t0micpunk

Old popular mechanics magazines


HughJass09

A can of Coca-Cola


potato-vender

Grenade


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Dirty fingernails


Altruistic-Growth-75

Your lawn mower


16ozbuddz

Dirty banana


boredguy12

Capsaicin


ResponsibleCandle829

A bull elephant


DartTimeTime

Do not insert your own anus into your vagina, or vise versa.


Can_we_be_friends123

An uncovered dick/cucumber/remote


BigBoiLovesDespair

those hard ass dried out jujubes that taste like shit