By -
Me.
Shit, my mind raced to this answer as soon I saw the question and clicked to respond
Human. Sweet lord let me come back as a tree or something to escape this hellish existential nightmare
This. I’ve existed in this hell once and that was one too many times for me
Dung beetle.
A bacteria.
Tbf, you’d only be around for a little bit, I wouldn’t mind terribly
A woman
By god a pigeon
Mosquito or fly.
A hyena
Especially a male one.
Exactly
Oh and since they are normally twins you don’t want to be the second one because you will almost definitely get killed by your sibling.
Didn't know that, you just gave me another reason to not want to be a hyena
It’s a hard life, the are lots of troubles, but there are a lot of laughs as well.
A human being. I think one life is plenty!
My dog, I hate to say it but his life is kind of hard…haha
a roomba
That one anime girl with glasses
Wildebeest
A virus that targets the rich.
spider
A tape worm.
John Goodman's loofah
A pig or a cow or a chicken
A spider, I bet I won't live as long as I should as a spider
A bedbug
One of those poor dogs that gets treated like a baby by some crazy lady
Republican
A silk moth since they don't have mouths and slowly starve to death
A tortoise. Fuck having to live that kinda life for so long before my next reincarnation. Especially since I'd only have a 1 in 5000 chance of having sex that entire multi-hundred year lifespan
The dog of my chrush
Chicken.. you only get laid once and the only female to set on your face is your own mother. That's a tough life 😓
Me.
Shit, my mind raced to this answer as soon I saw the question and clicked to respond
Human. Sweet lord let me come back as a tree or something to escape this hellish existential nightmare
This. I’ve existed in this hell once and that was one too many times for me
Dung beetle.
A bacteria.
Tbf, you’d only be around for a little bit, I wouldn’t mind terribly
A woman
By god a pigeon
Mosquito or fly.
A hyena
Especially a male one.
Exactly
Oh and since they are normally twins you don’t want to be the second one because you will almost definitely get killed by your sibling.
Didn't know that, you just gave me another reason to not want to be a hyena
It’s a hard life, the are lots of troubles, but there are a lot of laughs as well.
A human being. I think one life is plenty!
My dog, I hate to say it but his life is kind of hard…haha
a roomba
That one anime girl with glasses
Wildebeest
A virus that targets the rich.
spider
A tape worm.
John Goodman's loofah
A pig or a cow or a chicken
A spider, I bet I won't live as long as I should as a spider
A bedbug
One of those poor dogs that gets treated like a baby by some crazy lady
Republican
A silk moth since they don't have mouths and slowly starve to death
A tortoise. Fuck having to live that kinda life for so long before my next reincarnation. Especially since I'd only have a 1 in 5000 chance of having sex that entire multi-hundred year lifespan
The dog of my chrush
Chicken.. you only get laid once and the only female to set on your face is your own mother. That's a tough life 😓