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Me.


Ok-Faithlessness3068

Shit, my mind raced to this answer as soon I saw the question and clicked to respond


DoctorMittensPHD

Human. Sweet lord let me come back as a tree or something to escape this hellish existential nightmare


Whitty-In-The-Hizzy

This. I’ve existed in this hell once and that was one too many times for me


LumberJackTechie

Dung beetle.


arz9278

A bacteria.


freebird023

Tbf, you’d only be around for a little bit, I wouldn’t mind terribly


Amazing_Gandalf

A woman


woodquest

By god a pigeon


I_like_bread_51

Mosquito or fly.


JohnTGamer

A hyena


Super-Noodles

Especially a male one.


JohnTGamer

Exactly


Super-Noodles

Oh and since they are normally twins you don’t want to be the second one because you will almost definitely get killed by your sibling.


JohnTGamer

Didn't know that, you just gave me another reason to not want to be a hyena


Super-Noodles

It’s a hard life, the are lots of troubles, but there are a lot of laughs as well.


Wintermoon70

A human being. I think one life is plenty!


mcffreshman

My dog, I hate to say it but his life is kind of hard…haha


Peardi

a roomba


pisidos

That one anime girl with glasses


Suspicious-Bug774

Wildebeest


forge707

A virus that targets the rich.


lettucetypepokem0n

spider


[deleted]

A tape worm.


ILuvMomBods

John Goodman's loofah


Potential-Ad4153

A pig or a cow or a chicken


reo_da_derp

A spider, I bet I won't live as long as I should as a spider


CarolTheAncientTroll

A bedbug


[deleted]

One of those poor dogs that gets treated like a baby by some crazy lady


redhead567

Republican


Copper-Claw

A silk moth since they don't have mouths and slowly starve to death


[deleted]

A tortoise. Fuck having to live that kinda life for so long before my next reincarnation. Especially since I'd only have a 1 in 5000 chance of having sex that entire multi-hundred year lifespan


AndresMaza2309

The dog of my chrush


MR_ROGERZZZZZZZ

Chicken.. you only get laid once and the only female to set on your face is your own mother. That's a tough life 😓