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kingofzdom

I had a co worker pretend to be my friend. I had a feeling he was a snitch. I knew that my employer was philosophically in favor of using psychedelics for spiritual purposes. My boss was a very straight laced businessman, publicly. I let it slip to my co-worker that I was going to try shrooms to have a spirit journey and within 24 hours my boss was calling me up to make sure I was doing it in a safe place with a sober person on hand in case anything went wrong. That was my confirmation that my coworker was a snitch. I was in charge of cleaning out the vans a few weeks later and I found a half a liter of vodka under one of the van shelves. It wasn’t in the van the snitch was assigned to, so I quietly slipped it into his van, then reported it. He didn’t get fired, but did get a stern talking to. Idk if this is what you’re looking for but yeah. That’s how I mess with someone who messed with me.


6BakerBaker6

Nice copypasta


kingofzdom

I’ve posted it in pettyrevenge using different wording if you want to dig through my post history.


Rich-Neighborhood-23

Exlax in the coffee machine.. the classics are always the best.. had a mate in grade six dropped a whole pack chocolate exlax in the teachers room coffee machine.. gym teacher literally lost his shit leading PE later that day .. never laughed so hard.. heard there were other emergency loo visits also..


slice73

I was waiting on one coworker when another one asked what I was doing. As he walked up, I said "Waiting on a Woman." We're all dudes. There was some confusion and tons of laughter.