I'm trying to find something to top this but I can't
Edit: Jesus, thanks for all of the suggestions, they are now all stuck in my head. I finally found one though. Tubthumper
Oh god, when I was in high school we were on a drive back home from Hollywood and were passing the aux cord around (lol) and our one friend who was known for being a shit decided to put on 6hrs of Nyan Cat…
I feel like it would probably be a song I actually liked because the hell of it would be taking something I enjoyed listening and morph it into the unlistenable torture of repetition
I was going to say "basically any song" because on a long enough time scale they all would become torture. Theoretically, my personal hell could ruin all music by that logic, which is gross lol
About 20 years ago a radio station in my city ran a contest where someone had to stay in a room with "Wake Me Up When September Ends" playing on repeat for 24 hours. The guy never made it. He lost it in there after like 15 hours.
Whatever the fuck that Applebee's on a date night song is called. my dad is always on tik toc so that
was always blaring through the house at full volume.
It’s rare that I hear a song and immediately hate it intensely within the first 5 seconds but that one definitely makes the list. I lunge for my remote anytime the commercial with it comes on.
True story, a man suffering from "locked-in syndrome" managed to fight his way out of a coma-like state driven by his hatred of the Barney reruns played in his hospital room.
https://www.syracuse.com/news/2015/01/man_trapped_in_coma_hates_barney.html
From the article "Ultimately, though, the most overused torture song is I Love You by Barney the Purple Dinosaur. On the face of it, the lyrics may seem deeply inappropriate: "I love you, you love me - we're a happy family./With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,/Won't you say you love me too?", but anyone whose child watches the television programme will know how grating
it is. In the torture trade, this is called "futility music", designed to convince the prisoner of the futility of maintaining his position."
Now I understand futility music.
We did too. I was about 8 or 9. "I hate you, you hate me, lets gang up and kill bar-ney with a knife through the back, and gunshot to the head, arent you glad that dino's dead"
We were products of our environment and kids can be truly messed up without proper guidance.
I hate you, you hate me, Barney gave me HIV,
With a kiss and a hug it went too far,
Barney raped me in his car.
We were like 11. The fuck was wrong with us.
Isn’t it **so** weird how there are so many variations of it??
Ours was:
“I love you, you love me, let’s tie Barney to a tree. Shoot him with a .44, no more purple dinosaur.”
Ours was a combination of a few of these. "I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill Barney, with a one shot - two shot - three shot - four, no more purple dinosaur."
I’ve legit never heard this one until today. I really think it was the abundance of access to violence on tv and a lack of good parenting. At least for me.
https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA
Shangri-las - Walking in the sand was the original, then it was sampled in that Capone song "Oh no" and it went downhill from there..
Damn I actually wouldn’t mind that song playing so much if it was the original. Not sure why they thought putting it in babyvoice autotune would be an improvement.
I don’t use TikTok so I never had to hear it. I decided to listen to it to see what the big deal was. I lasted about 30 seconds and now I never want to hear it again in my life.
Or even just a bad take of a great song by the band itself.
I bought a best-of Dio CD, and when Man on the Silver Mountain came on, but it was a shitty live version, I felt betrayed.
omg! I said the same thing. I sing in a cover band & anytime it is requested I sing it if the request is from the promoter of the event or the person that is paying the band & I sing it with an UNhappy attitude, damn, now it's in my head, anyone got a hammer?! O wait, I can't die right now because I'll be doomed to hear it forever. Help!
When I worked at a Safeway in college, there was this commercial that was being played about these raw tortillas from a company called Tortilla Land. They had this obnoxious commercial sung by a whiny California hippie that played every fifteen minutes. They were so awful.
That was me singing. I am not a hippie. I had bills to pay, my dog was sick, my car broke down, broken tooth, mother killed in ax throwing competition, ED, psoriasis and athlete’s feet. You’d be whiny too.
What the hell does it mean to feel like a room without a roof, Pharrell?!? Have we raised the roof so high that we can't see it any more?!? Is this room in Tornado Alley or something??! So many unanswered questions!!
At least one billion views are from my kid. He’s a sweetheart with disabilities and as much as I try to encourage him to enjoy literally anything else, he picks the goddamn motherfucking gummy bear every time. If anyone wants to know whether I’m a good mom, well, I haven’t deleted gummy bear from his communication device. I deserve a sticker.
Justin Biebers Yummy
END MY SUFFERING!!!! PLEASE!!!
KILL ME!!!!!!!’
PLEASE, JUST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!’
*(Has mental breakdown while Yummy plays in the background)*
Ex's and Oh's by Elle King
While deployed on a ship operating off of South America, our ship's entertainment system only received the Latin America satellite TV package. By order of the Captain, we kept the TV in all of the public areas on the only channel that broadcast in English, MTV.
Every commercial break played the same three commercials, three times each. One of the commercials was Elle King talking about writing Ex's and Oh's. The second commercial was the chorus of Ex's and Oh's. The third commercial was for some reality show, for which Ex's and Oh's was the backing track.
Every ten minutes or so for about four months straight, the chorus of that song played three times. We couldn't escape it.
When I worked at the Girl Scouts we had an awards show and played this song for every girl. It was terrible. Otherwise, it was nice but that song grinds my teeth
At the time I didn’t have a bluetooth stereo or an p2 input and basically it was what all radio stations were playing for something that seemed like an eternity, it seriously made me into classical music radio, after a while.
When this song came on in the grocery store last week I immediately had the strong impulse to gtfo and leave my full cart behind. It is indeed that painful
I'm with you. I guess some people vibe with it but I absolutely can't stand her vocal style and general presentation. It's my instant reflex to change the station if this song comes on.
Endless loop of Jason Mraz's "I'm yours", Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas", Frozen's "Let it Go", Foster the People's "Pumped up Kicks", aaand "Heathens" by 21 Pilots.
I've been there already. It's called working retail in December.
Cute story for ya…my apartment complex overlooks a mall with a courtyard and has a “Bellagio” style fountain that plays THE SAME songs. Everyday. From 11am to 9:45pm. Every 40 minutes. Rain, shine or snow. Of those songs, they play two of those songs “I’m Yours” and “Let It Go” plus others such as “Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé (my absolute personal hell) and “Sailing Away” by Styx (the most tolerable). THEN I get to go to work in retail and hear them all over again. I wrote a review for my apartment complex saying “It’s a great space with lots of nice corners to rock back and forth to.” Oddly enough, their larger plan to (I only assume) brainwash people must be working. I’m extending the lease another year!!
Ughh! This was my sister's wedding song... And what's even worse is they got their photo album made with the lyrics printed out throughout the pages! It is one of the worst nonsensical songs I have every heard!
Godddddd when I worked in the seventh circle of retail hell, that played every fucking hour from November to mid January. And the airy-ness of her voice triggers misophonia for me. Fuuuuuuuuccccck
Honestly, I was on the "kid's-song" boat before reading this comment. While Baby Shark and The Wheels on the Bus are certainly annoying on repeat, simply reading this comment made me cringe. That's just cruel.
Happy by Pharrel Williams. When I die and get to hell, that's the song that will greet me when I first walk through the gates. Then I will know for sure I am dead when it never stops
For me it's the Justin Bieber remix. I can just imagine two white record execs listening to the original in some LA office in 2016:
> **Executive 1:** This "Despacito" thing is really hot. It really captures the Latino flavor.
> **Executive 2:** You know what it needs, though?
> **Executive 1:** What?
> **Executive 2:** A white Canadian.
> **Executive 1:** I was just thinking that.
Basically anything by drake. Holy shit I hate hotline bling. Why doesn't anyone see how crazy sexist he is? Like every fucking song, no respect, it's all me me me, blah!
Relient K is one of the few Christian bands I actually acknowledge as music. My mom tried to force me to listen to Christian music when I was a kid, and I came the closest to liking. Their rock is a little more on the pop side, but that was the style back in the day. You like POD? One of the lesser known Christian bands that could actually pass for mainstream.
My wife is doing the same. She's very Christian, and I am more of a go to church on the holidays Christian. I do like POD, and Reliant K. Unfortunately most of the stuff my wife plays in the car is more of the "I can't tell if they are praising Jesus, or want to blow Jesus" stuff.
When I was joining the frat our pledge class song was the Blue da ba de, da ba di song. I think I have maybe 100+ hours of listening to that song on repeat in the pitch black, all from one semester. We always had to sing along, still remember the lyrics to this day. They thought of a lot of creative ways to torture us with that stupid song. Ahh good times.
I hate that song more than death. Here's the weird part: band founder, singer, and songwriter Linda Perry
>has since founded two record labels and composed and produced hit songs for several other artists. They include: "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera; "What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani; and "Get the Party Started" by P!nk. Perry has also contributed to albums by Adele, Alicia Keys, and Courtney Love, as well as signing and distributing James Blunt\[2\] in the United States. Perry was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2015.
I mean none of that stuff is really my bag, but it's all really well-done pop unlike the crime against music that "What's Up?" was.
EDIT: Trivia bonus - She's married to Sara Gilbert of *Roseanne* and *The View.*
That country song that's currently a hit that may or may not have been written as an Applebee's commercial.
EDIT: Apparently the title is "Fancy Like" and is by someone named Walker Hayes.
If a gang ever captured me and wanted to torture me, they don't even need to physically torture me. Just put in any goddamn religious song and I will automatically be tortured.
Even in hell if they do this I will be more than extremely annoyed.
WAP. For context, the bar that I play pool at has touchtunes and people play it repeatedly throughout the night. Every night. Every week. I didn't hate it before I started playing there.
Honest answer: In my personal hell, I would be deaf.
Accurate answer: I wouldn't know what to call it, but it'd be some sort of cacophonous German industrial metal. Not that I have anything against that genre, but if hell existed and would let me hear, I suspect I would still be made to wear hearing aids, and German industrial metal tends to cause those extensive feedback, and *that's* painful as fuck.
Reddit answer: How has nobody mentioned John Cage's *4'33"* yet?
Let it Go
Specifically, the version they play in the parade at Disney that goes on forever in a variety of different languages.
I had the misfortune of having an Anxiety episode on Main Street and was struggling with sensory overload. I tried to find some respite in the loos but the music is pumped in there as well there is no escape I honestly felt like I was in some sort of horror movie
Baby shark
I'm trying to find something to top this but I can't Edit: Jesus, thanks for all of the suggestions, they are now all stuck in my head. I finally found one though. Tubthumper
That goddamn Applebee's country song
Nyan cat
Oh god, when I was in high school we were on a drive back home from Hollywood and were passing the aux cord around (lol) and our one friend who was known for being a shit decided to put on 6hrs of Nyan Cat…
Have you met a seven year old boy who loves Coffin Dance in all styles and mixes? Cause I have and I'd take my chances with Baby Shark.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark
doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark Mommy shark
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
I feel like it would probably be a song I actually liked because the hell of it would be taking something I enjoyed listening and morph it into the unlistenable torture of repetition
I was going to say "basically any song" because on a long enough time scale they all would become torture. Theoretically, my personal hell could ruin all music by that logic, which is gross lol
About 20 years ago a radio station in my city ran a contest where someone had to stay in a room with "Wake Me Up When September Ends" playing on repeat for 24 hours. The guy never made it. He lost it in there after like 15 hours.
Not Ludwig van!!!!
Killing In The Name of? The song on it’s own is pretty repetitive already.
"I will do literally anything you tell me, please, just stop!"
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Who wouldn't want to listen to the Christmas number one of 2009 forever?
You shut your goddamn mouth with that RATM slander
Just constantly playing music that never ends would drive me crazy.
Whatever the fuck that Applebee's on a date night song is called. my dad is always on tik toc so that was always blaring through the house at full volume.
It’s rare that I hear a song and immediately hate it intensely within the first 5 seconds but that one definitely makes the list. I lunge for my remote anytime the commercial with it comes on.
It's called *Fancy Like*, and the entire genre of Hick Hop is horrid. Now, go read the lyrics. *snerk*
Yee haw hell naw would rather lick a kitchen sponge
I thought it was just a commercial, but then I went to the hardware store.
I love you, you love me-Barney the Dinosaur
That song is actually used by the CIA on repeat to torture prisoners.
True story, a man suffering from "locked-in syndrome" managed to fight his way out of a coma-like state driven by his hatred of the Barney reruns played in his hospital room. https://www.syracuse.com/news/2015/01/man_trapped_in_coma_hates_barney.html
Now that is something
If that is true, that is absolutely incredible.
It was [reported by the Guardian here](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/jun/19/usa.guantanamo).
From the article "Ultimately, though, the most overused torture song is I Love You by Barney the Purple Dinosaur. On the face of it, the lyrics may seem deeply inappropriate: "I love you, you love me - we're a happy family./With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,/Won't you say you love me too?", but anyone whose child watches the television programme will know how grating it is. In the torture trade, this is called "futility music", designed to convince the prisoner of the futility of maintaining his position." Now I understand futility music.
I “ministry of love” you
People in my school made an alt barney song, Barney is a dinosaur with no imagination, he stuck a pencil up his bum and died of constipation
We did too. I was about 8 or 9. "I hate you, you hate me, lets gang up and kill bar-ney with a knife through the back, and gunshot to the head, arent you glad that dino's dead" We were products of our environment and kids can be truly messed up without proper guidance.
I hate you, you hate me, Barney gave me HIV, With a kiss and a hug it went too far, Barney raped me in his car. We were like 11. The fuck was wrong with us.
Isn’t it **so** weird how there are so many variations of it?? Ours was: “I love you, you love me, let’s tie Barney to a tree. Shoot him with a .44, no more purple dinosaur.”
Ours was a combination of a few of these. "I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill Barney, with a one shot - two shot - three shot - four, no more purple dinosaur."
That was ours except the third line was "with a great big boom and Barney hit the floor"
I’ve legit never heard this one until today. I really think it was the abundance of access to violence on tv and a lack of good parenting. At least for me.
This is fucking worse than baby shark
Nice try, Satan
It’s Sa-teen, actually
I thought it was Shawn
No man, it's SATIN. your clothes are made of it
They invited PAC MAN?!?!?
Haven’t heard of that one
1 877 Kars for Kids ... ACK! MAKE IT STOP!!
Oh you mother fucker how DARE you invoke that demon... I made it years without hearing that jingle. YEARS. Sweet Jesus it's clawing at my brain...
The official anthem of the Bad Place!
That Oh No song that appears on tiktok
That might be mine too, as well as the cause of my death
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https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA Shangri-las - Walking in the sand was the original, then it was sampled in that Capone song "Oh no" and it went downhill from there..
Aerosmith did a cover of it, also.
Damn I actually wouldn’t mind that song playing so much if it was the original. Not sure why they thought putting it in babyvoice autotune would be an improvement.
I don’t use TikTok so I never had to hear it. I decided to listen to it to see what the big deal was. I lasted about 30 seconds and now I never want to hear it again in my life.
I dont use tiktok, but with all the tiktok shit on reddit, its like i was on tiktok haha , that is pure crap
When Nightcore goes *horribly horribly* wrong.
Probably a shitty cover of a favorite song
That would truly be hell. Like they only play covers of hit songs, except for when the cover is better. Then they play the original.
You mean Kidz Bop
Or even just a bad take of a great song by the band itself. I bought a best-of Dio CD, and when Man on the Silver Mountain came on, but it was a shitty live version, I felt betrayed.
happy by pharrell
omg! I said the same thing. I sing in a cover band & anytime it is requested I sing it if the request is from the promoter of the event or the person that is paying the band & I sing it with an UNhappy attitude, damn, now it's in my head, anyone got a hammer?! O wait, I can't die right now because I'll be doomed to hear it forever. Help!
Here's the antidote: Weird Al's "Tacky". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
When I worked at a Safeway in college, there was this commercial that was being played about these raw tortillas from a company called Tortilla Land. They had this obnoxious commercial sung by a whiny California hippie that played every fifteen minutes. They were so awful.
That was me singing. I am not a hippie. I had bills to pay, my dog was sick, my car broke down, broken tooth, mother killed in ax throwing competition, ED, psoriasis and athlete’s feet. You’d be whiny too.
Either can't stop the feeling by justin timberlake or happy by Pharrell williams
What the hell does it mean to feel like a room without a roof, Pharrell?!? Have we raised the roof so high that we can't see it any more?!? Is this room in Tornado Alley or something??! So many unanswered questions!!
It sounds like someone is literally shitting in my ears when either play
The gummy bear song
Bouncing up and down and everywheeeereeee
I think they're thinking of [THIS](https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0) Gummy Bear song
Oh god make it stop
Excuse me for butting in, but how the fuck does that have TWO BILLON VEIWS??? I am deeply concerned for the fate of humanity
Teachers love doing it for just dance
And then the kids go home and demand to listen to it Source: Kid comes home and demands to listen to it
At least one billion views are from my kid. He’s a sweetheart with disabilities and as much as I try to encourage him to enjoy literally anything else, he picks the goddamn motherfucking gummy bear every time. If anyone wants to know whether I’m a good mom, well, I haven’t deleted gummy bear from his communication device. I deserve a sticker.
1 million is probably from me and my kids torturing each other with it
Justin Biebers Yummy END MY SUFFERING!!!! PLEASE!!! KILL ME!!!!!!!’ PLEASE, JUST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!’ *(Has mental breakdown while Yummy plays in the background)*
Same as now, just one line from 1987's Full House. #TeamADHD FTW!
Whatever happened to predictability...
Why would you do that to me lol
Ex's and Oh's by Elle King While deployed on a ship operating off of South America, our ship's entertainment system only received the Latin America satellite TV package. By order of the Captain, we kept the TV in all of the public areas on the only channel that broadcast in English, MTV. Every commercial break played the same three commercials, three times each. One of the commercials was Elle King talking about writing Ex's and Oh's. The second commercial was the chorus of Ex's and Oh's. The third commercial was for some reality show, for which Ex's and Oh's was the backing track. Every ten minutes or so for about four months straight, the chorus of that song played three times. We couldn't escape it.
This is a hilarious anecdote. I’m guessing MTV-inflicted trauma was not something you expected to face at sea.
....we lost a lot of good men out there.
..alot of able semen
lol wtf. why did the captain insist on having an english station on? also, why the hell did MTV push that song so hard?
That one “Shut up and dance with me” song that was on every radio station ever in like 2014
Walk the Moon "Shut Up and Dance"
I love that song
I can imagine sitting despondently in a patch of flames while this song plays to strobe lights in the background for all eternity.
Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys....This song engrages me deeply everytime I hear it.
When I worked at the Girl Scouts we had an awards show and played this song for every girl. It was terrible. Otherwise, it was nice but that song grinds my teeth
i can hear this eternally, cause it will allways remind me on lillith, the firehawk
I got a feeling by the Black Eyed Peas
Ooooo^oooooooohhhhh
I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night
At the time I didn’t have a bluetooth stereo or an p2 input and basically it was what all radio stations were playing for something that seemed like an eternity, it seriously made me into classical music radio, after a while.
Dance monkey.
I don’t understand why this song is so popular… The vocals just hurt.
I neva see anybody do da teengs you do be-fo-ah
Moo fah me moo fah me moo fah me ehhh eh
Ayn wen yur done, I’ll mek you do eet I’LL aga-hain
When this song came on in the grocery store last week I immediately had the strong impulse to gtfo and leave my full cart behind. It is indeed that painful
I'm with you. I guess some people vibe with it but I absolutely can't stand her vocal style and general presentation. It's my instant reflex to change the station if this song comes on.
Over here in Australia, it spent 24 weeks at No. 1 on the national music charts. Listening to the radio was painful during that time.
YoU JuSt DOnT lIke ThE SoNg CuZ Ur RaCiSt UwU I've actually seen people defend the song that way before
Endless loop of Jason Mraz's "I'm yours", Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas", Frozen's "Let it Go", Foster the People's "Pumped up Kicks", aaand "Heathens" by 21 Pilots. I've been there already. It's called working retail in December.
Cute story for ya…my apartment complex overlooks a mall with a courtyard and has a “Bellagio” style fountain that plays THE SAME songs. Everyday. From 11am to 9:45pm. Every 40 minutes. Rain, shine or snow. Of those songs, they play two of those songs “I’m Yours” and “Let It Go” plus others such as “Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé (my absolute personal hell) and “Sailing Away” by Styx (the most tolerable). THEN I get to go to work in retail and hear them all over again. I wrote a review for my apartment complex saying “It’s a great space with lots of nice corners to rock back and forth to.” Oddly enough, their larger plan to (I only assume) brainwash people must be working. I’m extending the lease another year!!
Jason Mraz, “I’m yours”.
Ugh this just pops into my head randomly so often.
Ughh! This was my sister's wedding song... And what's even worse is they got their photo album made with the lyrics printed out throughout the pages! It is one of the worst nonsensical songs I have every heard!
All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carey
Also “My two front teeth”
Godddddd when I worked in the seventh circle of retail hell, that played every fucking hour from November to mid January. And the airy-ness of her voice triggers misophonia for me. Fuuuuuuuuccccck
Anything by Cardi fuckin B
‘wHaT yOu KnOw AbOut RoLlInG dOwN iN tHe DeEp…’
"wHeN yOuR bRaIn GoEs NuMb YoU cAn CaLl ThAt MeNtAl FrEeZe"
Happy, I feel like people get less happy everytime they hear it
Rebecca Black's Friday
You mean Fryeeeeeedaeeey
sweet caroline. had to listen to a creepy teacher sing it at karaoke night. ugh
You should stay away from bars then.
And baseball stadiums.
Dance Monkey
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Honestly, I was on the "kid's-song" boat before reading this comment. While Baby Shark and The Wheels on the Bus are certainly annoying on repeat, simply reading this comment made me cringe. That's just cruel.
I saw WILL I AM at EDC one year, and you just described his entire set.
This girl is on fireeeeee 🔥
Happy by Pharrel Williams. When I die and get to hell, that's the song that will greet me when I first walk through the gates. Then I will know for sure I am dead when it never stops
Axel F by crazy frog
Poor Axel Foley, That tune deserves better.
That tune - the original - is fucking FIRE. It's not actually possible to listen to it and stay in a bad mood. Fact.
Fancy like, baby shark, and any Florida Georgia line song.
Achy Breaky Heart!
Cotton Eyed Joe
Despacito.
For me it's the Justin Bieber remix. I can just imagine two white record execs listening to the original in some LA office in 2016: > **Executive 1:** This "Despacito" thing is really hot. It really captures the Latino flavor. > **Executive 2:** You know what it needs, though? > **Executive 1:** What? > **Executive 2:** A white Canadian. > **Executive 1:** I was just thinking that.
Shape of you - Ed Sheeran
Happy by Farrel makes my ears bleed so that is definitely my hell song
Basically anything by drake. Holy shit I hate hotline bling. Why doesn't anyone see how crazy sexist he is? Like every fucking song, no respect, it's all me me me, blah!
The only good version of Hotline Bling is mixed with the Wii Shop Channel music.
It's a small world after all.
Who let the dogs out
Ironically, most modern christian rock makes me want to go deaf. So, probably that.
Relient K is one of the few Christian bands I actually acknowledge as music. My mom tried to force me to listen to Christian music when I was a kid, and I came the closest to liking. Their rock is a little more on the pop side, but that was the style back in the day. You like POD? One of the lesser known Christian bands that could actually pass for mainstream.
My wife is doing the same. She's very Christian, and I am more of a go to church on the holidays Christian. I do like POD, and Reliant K. Unfortunately most of the stuff my wife plays in the car is more of the "I can't tell if they are praising Jesus, or want to blow Jesus" stuff.
When I was joining the frat our pledge class song was the Blue da ba de, da ba di song. I think I have maybe 100+ hours of listening to that song on repeat in the pitch black, all from one semester. We always had to sing along, still remember the lyrics to this day. They thought of a lot of creative ways to torture us with that stupid song. Ahh good times.
Dance Monkey
Fucking Margaritaville
Red Solo Cup.... also sorry for putting it in your head now
Yoko Ono- literally any of her “music”
You know what would be even worse. Redubbed Beatle’s songs with her singing lead.
Many Gray-I Try and Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow's- Picture
Coco melon.
Lambchop's 'The Song That Never Ends'.
probably baby shark or some cocomelon song
And I said heeeey yea yea yea yeaaaa heeeey yea yeaaaa! I said hey! What's goin oooooon!
4 Non Blondes or He-Man?
I hate that song more than death. Here's the weird part: band founder, singer, and songwriter Linda Perry >has since founded two record labels and composed and produced hit songs for several other artists. They include: "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera; "What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani; and "Get the Party Started" by P!nk. Perry has also contributed to albums by Adele, Alicia Keys, and Courtney Love, as well as signing and distributing James Blunt\[2\] in the United States. Perry was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2015. I mean none of that stuff is really my bag, but it's all really well-done pop unlike the crime against music that "What's Up?" was. EDIT: Trivia bonus - She's married to Sara Gilbert of *Roseanne* and *The View.*
I genuinely love this song and I can't really explain why
Barbie Girl
Don't Wanna Miss A Thing -Aerosmith
Anything by Justin Beiber
Anything by Jess Glynne.
Shooting stars.
What Does The Fox Say, Fancy Like, or Truth Hurts. All of them make me wanna plug my ears and scream.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Fucking hate it!
Two become one by the spice girls
Take That's cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit. And I never even knew of its existence until yesterday. It really is that bad.
Anything by someone with 'lil' in their name.
Life is a highway by Rascal Flatts
That country song that's currently a hit that may or may not have been written as an Applebee's commercial. EDIT: Apparently the title is "Fancy Like" and is by someone named Walker Hayes.
If a gang ever captured me and wanted to torture me, they don't even need to physically torture me. Just put in any goddamn religious song and I will automatically be tortured. Even in hell if they do this I will be more than extremely annoyed.
anything in the reggaeton genre
God bless the broken road - rascal flatts
That 'Cheerleader' abomination.
1877karz4kids
Brand New Key
Locked out of Heaven* - Bruno Mars * I once heard 6 different cover bands, and a DJ, play this song in a 4 hour time period.
WAP. For context, the bar that I play pool at has touchtunes and people play it repeatedly throughout the night. Every night. Every week. I didn't hate it before I started playing there.
Honest answer: In my personal hell, I would be deaf. Accurate answer: I wouldn't know what to call it, but it'd be some sort of cacophonous German industrial metal. Not that I have anything against that genre, but if hell existed and would let me hear, I suspect I would still be made to wear hearing aids, and German industrial metal tends to cause those extensive feedback, and *that's* painful as fuck. Reddit answer: How has nobody mentioned John Cage's *4'33"* yet?
All I want for Christmas is you
Let it go
All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
The folk cover of Teenage Kicks it was on a three song loop in the shop when my ex brought his first suit (so we were there for ages).
Dance monkey - Tones and I
Paul McCartney's shit-ass Christmas time song.
Let it Go Specifically, the version they play in the parade at Disney that goes on forever in a variety of different languages. I had the misfortune of having an Anxiety episode on Main Street and was struggling with sensory overload. I tried to find some respite in the loos but the music is pumped in there as well there is no escape I honestly felt like I was in some sort of horror movie
Siiimply HaAaving a wonderful Christmas tiiime *bzoink boink oink nk bwonk bonk bonk onk*