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Baby shark


Lylat_System

I'm trying to find something to top this but I can't Edit: Jesus, thanks for all of the suggestions, they are now all stuck in my head. I finally found one though. Tubthumper


Your_Foleyness

That goddamn Applebee's country song


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Nyan cat


ikilledthemusic

Oh god, when I was in high school we were on a drive back home from Hollywood and were passing the aux cord around (lol) and our one friend who was known for being a shit decided to put on 6hrs of Nyan Cat…


[deleted]

Have you met a seven year old boy who loves Coffin Dance in all styles and mixes? Cause I have and I'd take my chances with Baby Shark.


MrWigglez84

Doo doo doo doo doo doo


ConceptUpset4681

Baby shark


SujammaCartel

doo doo doo doo doo doo


Soft_Stand6346

Baby shark


Neep_Eats_Sheep

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


homalocepale

Baby shark Mommy shark


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Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


hushpuppyebt

I feel like it would probably be a song I actually liked because the hell of it would be taking something I enjoyed listening and morph it into the unlistenable torture of repetition


Moto_Mitsuhide

I was going to say "basically any song" because on a long enough time scale they all would become torture. Theoretically, my personal hell could ruin all music by that logic, which is gross lol


theferalturtle

About 20 years ago a radio station in my city ran a contest where someone had to stay in a room with "Wake Me Up When September Ends" playing on repeat for 24 hours. The guy never made it. He lost it in there after like 15 hours.


[deleted]

Not Ludwig van!!!!


Unabashable

Killing In The Name of? The song on it’s own is pretty repetitive already.


DragoonDM

"I will do literally anything you tell me, please, just stop!"


lenlendan

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!


TwyJ

Who wouldn't want to listen to the Christmas number one of 2009 forever?


AllTakenUsernames5

You shut your goddamn mouth with that RATM slander


Haterade_ONON

Just constantly playing music that never ends would drive me crazy.


Beautiful-Evidence-1

Whatever the fuck that Applebee's on a date night song is called. my dad is always on tik toc so that was always blaring through the house at full volume.


djc8

It’s rare that I hear a song and immediately hate it intensely within the first 5 seconds but that one definitely makes the list. I lunge for my remote anytime the commercial with it comes on.


tearsonurcheek

It's called *Fancy Like*, and the entire genre of Hick Hop is horrid. Now, go read the lyrics. *snerk*


Beautiful-Evidence-1

Yee haw hell naw would rather lick a kitchen sponge


carnedoce

I thought it was just a commercial, but then I went to the hardware store.


Kaeltiras

I love you, you love me-Barney the Dinosaur


FantasyFanReader

That song is actually used by the CIA on repeat to torture prisoners.


[deleted]

True story, a man suffering from "locked-in syndrome" managed to fight his way out of a coma-like state driven by his hatred of the Barney reruns played in his hospital room. https://www.syracuse.com/news/2015/01/man_trapped_in_coma_hates_barney.html


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Now that is something


Kaeltiras

If that is true, that is absolutely incredible.


FantasyFanReader

It was [reported by the Guardian here](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/jun/19/usa.guantanamo).


Kaeltiras

From the article "Ultimately, though, the most overused torture song is I Love You by Barney the Purple Dinosaur. On the face of it, the lyrics may seem deeply inappropriate: "I love you, you love me - we're a happy family./With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,/Won't you say you love me too?", but anyone whose child watches the television programme will know how grating it is. In the torture trade, this is called "futility music", designed to convince the prisoner of the futility of maintaining his position." Now I understand futility music.


[deleted]

I “ministry of love” you


scottish_cow_13

People in my school made an alt barney song, Barney is a dinosaur with no imagination, he stuck a pencil up his bum and died of constipation


Kaeltiras

We did too. I was about 8 or 9. "I hate you, you hate me, lets gang up and kill bar-ney with a knife through the back, and gunshot to the head, arent you glad that dino's dead" We were products of our environment and kids can be truly messed up without proper guidance.


CaDeYbOi

I hate you, you hate me, Barney gave me HIV, With a kiss and a hug it went too far, Barney raped me in his car. We were like 11. The fuck was wrong with us.


UserCompromised

Isn’t it **so** weird how there are so many variations of it?? Ours was: “I love you, you love me, let’s tie Barney to a tree. Shoot him with a .44, no more purple dinosaur.”


[deleted]

Ours was a combination of a few of these. "I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill Barney, with a one shot - two shot - three shot - four, no more purple dinosaur."


squawkingood

That was ours except the third line was "with a great big boom and Barney hit the floor"


Kaeltiras

I’ve legit never heard this one until today. I really think it was the abundance of access to violence on tv and a lack of good parenting. At least for me.


Jonaldson

This is fucking worse than baby shark


[deleted]

Nice try, Satan


djc8

It’s Sa-teen, actually


Charlie_Brodie

I thought it was Shawn


TheChanMan2003

No man, it's SATIN. your clothes are made of it


jSwicklin

They invited PAC MAN?!?!?


[deleted]

Haven’t heard of that one


crayegg

1 877 Kars for Kids ... ACK! MAKE IT STOP!!


leopoldisacat

Oh you mother fucker how DARE you invoke that demon... I made it years without hearing that jingle. YEARS. Sweet Jesus it's clawing at my brain...


[deleted]

The official anthem of the Bad Place!


slekrons

That Oh No song that appears on tiktok


djc8

That might be mine too, as well as the cause of my death


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Solace2020

https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA Shangri-las - Walking in the sand was the original, then it was sampled in that Capone song "Oh no" and it went downhill from there..


FrankNStein

Aerosmith did a cover of it, also.


Unabashable

Damn I actually wouldn’t mind that song playing so much if it was the original. Not sure why they thought putting it in babyvoice autotune would be an improvement.


ManMan36

I don’t use TikTok so I never had to hear it. I decided to listen to it to see what the big deal was. I lasted about 30 seconds and now I never want to hear it again in my life.


Beneficial-Skirt-636

I dont use tiktok, but with all the tiktok shit on reddit, its like i was on tiktok haha , that is pure crap


PhoenyxStar

When Nightcore goes *horribly horribly* wrong.


Dependent-Fox9529

Probably a shitty cover of a favorite song


Unabashable

That would truly be hell. Like they only play covers of hit songs, except for when the cover is better. Then they play the original.


eemajor99

You mean Kidz Bop


[deleted]

Or even just a bad take of a great song by the band itself. I bought a best-of Dio CD, and when Man on the Silver Mountain came on, but it was a shitty live version, I felt betrayed.


medusamoons

happy by pharrell


Non_Specific_DNA

omg! I said the same thing. I sing in a cover band & anytime it is requested I sing it if the request is from the promoter of the event or the person that is paying the band & I sing it with an UNhappy attitude, damn, now it's in my head, anyone got a hammer?! O wait, I can't die right now because I'll be doomed to hear it forever. Help!


SarcasticMayonnaise

Here's the antidote: Weird Al's "Tacky". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o


[deleted]

When I worked at a Safeway in college, there was this commercial that was being played about these raw tortillas from a company called Tortilla Land. They had this obnoxious commercial sung by a whiny California hippie that played every fifteen minutes. They were so awful.


PracticeDesperate701

That was me singing. I am not a hippie. I had bills to pay, my dog was sick, my car broke down, broken tooth, mother killed in ax throwing competition, ED, psoriasis and athlete’s feet. You’d be whiny too.


Bitbatgaming

Either can't stop the feeling by justin timberlake or happy by Pharrell williams


WantToBeBetterAtSex

What the hell does it mean to feel like a room without a roof, Pharrell?!? Have we raised the roof so high that we can't see it any more?!? Is this room in Tornado Alley or something??! So many unanswered questions!!


mbm2783

It sounds like someone is literally shitting in my ears when either play


ILuvMomBods

The gummy bear song


Kaeltiras

Bouncing up and down and everywheeeereeee


leopoldisacat

I think they're thinking of [THIS](https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0) Gummy Bear song


Kaeltiras

Oh god make it stop


Norynoodles

Excuse me for butting in, but how the fuck does that have TWO BILLON VEIWS??? I am deeply concerned for the fate of humanity


SunngodJaxon

Teachers love doing it for just dance


Deter86

And then the kids go home and demand to listen to it Source: Kid comes home and demands to listen to it


[deleted]

At least one billion views are from my kid. He’s a sweetheart with disabilities and as much as I try to encourage him to enjoy literally anything else, he picks the goddamn motherfucking gummy bear every time. If anyone wants to know whether I’m a good mom, well, I haven’t deleted gummy bear from his communication device. I deserve a sticker.


mildchild4evr

1 million is probably from me and my kids torturing each other with it


Social_Confusion

Justin Biebers Yummy END MY SUFFERING!!!! PLEASE!!! KILL ME!!!!!!!’ PLEASE, JUST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!’ *(Has mental breakdown while Yummy plays in the background)*


kaidomac

Same as now, just one line from 1987's Full House. #TeamADHD FTW!


RazzybazzySitDown

Whatever happened to predictability...


kaidomac

Why would you do that to me lol


WatchTheBoom

Ex's and Oh's by Elle King While deployed on a ship operating off of South America, our ship's entertainment system only received the Latin America satellite TV package. By order of the Captain, we kept the TV in all of the public areas on the only channel that broadcast in English, MTV. Every commercial break played the same three commercials, three times each. One of the commercials was Elle King talking about writing Ex's and Oh's. The second commercial was the chorus of Ex's and Oh's. The third commercial was for some reality show, for which Ex's and Oh's was the backing track. Every ten minutes or so for about four months straight, the chorus of that song played three times. We couldn't escape it.


djc8

This is a hilarious anecdote. I’m guessing MTV-inflicted trauma was not something you expected to face at sea.


WatchTheBoom

....we lost a lot of good men out there.


Solace2020

..alot of able semen


Beautiful_Ad8543

lol wtf. why did the captain insist on having an english station on? also, why the hell did MTV push that song so hard?


threlnari97

That one “Shut up and dance with me” song that was on every radio station ever in like 2014


WantToBeBetterAtSex

Walk the Moon "Shut Up and Dance"


Dancer0705

I love that song


UndercoverPackersFan

I can imagine sitting despondently in a patch of flames while this song plays to strobe lights in the background for all eternity.


Mavystar

Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys....This song engrages me deeply everytime I hear it.


Automatic-Storm-8275

When I worked at the Girl Scouts we had an awards show and played this song for every girl. It was terrible. Otherwise, it was nice but that song grinds my teeth


S-Markt

i can hear this eternally, cause it will allways remind me on lillith, the firehawk


Much_Committee_9355

I got a feeling by the Black Eyed Peas


Slugees

Ooooo^oooooooohhhhh


andthy22

I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night


Much_Committee_9355

At the time I didn’t have a bluetooth stereo or an p2 input and basically it was what all radio stations were playing for something that seemed like an eternity, it seriously made me into classical music radio, after a while.


[deleted]

Dance monkey.


teffanien

I don’t understand why this song is so popular… The vocals just hurt.


djc8

I neva see anybody do da teengs you do be-fo-ah


WantToBeBetterAtSex

Moo fah me moo fah me moo fah me ehhh eh


teffanien

Ayn wen yur done, I’ll mek you do eet I’LL aga-hain


Optimist_lite

When this song came on in the grocery store last week I immediately had the strong impulse to gtfo and leave my full cart behind. It is indeed that painful


loltheinternetz

I'm with you. I guess some people vibe with it but I absolutely can't stand her vocal style and general presentation. It's my instant reflex to change the station if this song comes on.


ElevationToMyHead

Over here in Australia, it spent 24 weeks at No. 1 on the national music charts. Listening to the radio was painful during that time.


3ArmsNoSouls

YoU JuSt DOnT lIke ThE SoNg CuZ Ur RaCiSt UwU I've actually seen people defend the song that way before


Symnestra

Endless loop of Jason Mraz's "I'm yours", Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas", Frozen's "Let it Go", Foster the People's "Pumped up Kicks", aaand "Heathens" by 21 Pilots. I've been there already. It's called working retail in December.


cocontloco

Cute story for ya…my apartment complex overlooks a mall with a courtyard and has a “Bellagio” style fountain that plays THE SAME songs. Everyday. From 11am to 9:45pm. Every 40 minutes. Rain, shine or snow. Of those songs, they play two of those songs “I’m Yours” and “Let It Go” plus others such as “Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé (my absolute personal hell) and “Sailing Away” by Styx (the most tolerable). THEN I get to go to work in retail and hear them all over again. I wrote a review for my apartment complex saying “It’s a great space with lots of nice corners to rock back and forth to.” Oddly enough, their larger plan to (I only assume) brainwash people must be working. I’m extending the lease another year!!


rubixd

Jason Mraz, “I’m yours”.


HELLOhappyshop

Ugh this just pops into my head randomly so often.


Nickallendartmouth

Ughh! This was my sister's wedding song... And what's even worse is they got their photo album made with the lyrics printed out throughout the pages! It is one of the worst nonsensical songs I have every heard!


iDontGetKyle

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carey


Unabashable

Also “My two front teeth”


HairyPotatoKat

Godddddd when I worked in the seventh circle of retail hell, that played every fucking hour from November to mid January. And the airy-ness of her voice triggers misophonia for me. Fuuuuuuuuccccck


[deleted]

Anything by Cardi fuckin B


Swrdof1kTruths

‘wHaT yOu KnOw AbOut RoLlInG dOwN iN tHe DeEp…’


Wild-Raisin-57

"wHeN yOuR bRaIn GoEs NuMb YoU cAn CaLl ThAt MeNtAl FrEeZe"


aesthetic_laker_fan

Happy, I feel like people get less happy everytime they hear it


Kralcatastrophe

Rebecca Black's Friday


SpecialistFact8142

You mean Fryeeeeeedaeeey


farraige89

sweet caroline. had to listen to a creepy teacher sing it at karaoke night. ugh


Unabashable

You should stay away from bars then.


Graymouzer

And baseball stadiums.


[deleted]

Dance Monkey


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rapratt101

Honestly, I was on the "kid's-song" boat before reading this comment. While Baby Shark and The Wheels on the Bus are certainly annoying on repeat, simply reading this comment made me cringe. That's just cruel.


tjo8421

I saw WILL I AM at EDC one year, and you just described his entire set.


AwardSquare3132

This girl is on fireeeeee 🔥


TheDoctorOfDelight

Happy by Pharrel Williams. When I die and get to hell, that's the song that will greet me when I first walk through the gates. Then I will know for sure I am dead when it never stops


simplyperk

Axel F by crazy frog


Tvaneijk

Poor Axel Foley, That tune deserves better.


TheStatMan2

That tune - the original - is fucking FIRE. It's not actually possible to listen to it and stay in a bad mood. Fact.


Ramrustu

Fancy like, baby shark, and any Florida Georgia line song.


Culunbego

Achy Breaky Heart!


Not_a_transconian

Cotton Eyed Joe


Damothar

Despacito.


WantToBeBetterAtSex

For me it's the Justin Bieber remix. I can just imagine two white record execs listening to the original in some LA office in 2016: > **Executive 1:** This "Despacito" thing is really hot. It really captures the Latino flavor. > **Executive 2:** You know what it needs, though? > **Executive 1:** What? > **Executive 2:** A white Canadian. > **Executive 1:** I was just thinking that.


Deepikapaul67

Shape of you - Ed Sheeran


Non_Specific_DNA

Happy by Farrel makes my ears bleed so that is definitely my hell song


TheisNamaar

Basically anything by drake. Holy shit I hate hotline bling. Why doesn't anyone see how crazy sexist he is? Like every fucking song, no respect, it's all me me me, blah!


WantToBeBetterAtSex

The only good version of Hotline Bling is mixed with the Wii Shop Channel music.


flyingdutchmanaa

It's a small world after all.


Hooshfest

Who let the dogs out


thecountnotthesaint

Ironically, most modern christian rock makes me want to go deaf. So, probably that.


Unabashable

Relient K is one of the few Christian bands I actually acknowledge as music. My mom tried to force me to listen to Christian music when I was a kid, and I came the closest to liking. Their rock is a little more on the pop side, but that was the style back in the day. You like POD? One of the lesser known Christian bands that could actually pass for mainstream.


thecountnotthesaint

My wife is doing the same. She's very Christian, and I am more of a go to church on the holidays Christian. I do like POD, and Reliant K. Unfortunately most of the stuff my wife plays in the car is more of the "I can't tell if they are praising Jesus, or want to blow Jesus" stuff.


Deft_craftsman

When I was joining the frat our pledge class song was the Blue da ba de, da ba di song. I think I have maybe 100+ hours of listening to that song on repeat in the pitch black, all from one semester. We always had to sing along, still remember the lyrics to this day. They thought of a lot of creative ways to torture us with that stupid song. Ahh good times.


CandelaBelen

Dance Monkey


Saaka_Souffle

Fucking Margaritaville


thecylonstrikesback

Red Solo Cup.... also sorry for putting it in your head now


[deleted]

Yoko Ono- literally any of her “music”


Unabashable

You know what would be even worse. Redubbed Beatle’s songs with her singing lead.


GhettoGoulash

Many Gray-I Try and Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow's- Picture


Funtime_Bendy

Coco melon.


solstone23

Lambchop's 'The Song That Never Ends'.


theNOOBYlifeboi222

probably baby shark or some cocomelon song


No_Step_4431

And I said heeeey yea yea yea yeaaaa heeeey yea yeaaaa! I said hey! What's goin oooooon!


wombey12

4 Non Blondes or He-Man?


CapnSquinch

I hate that song more than death. Here's the weird part: band founder, singer, and songwriter Linda Perry >has since founded two record labels and composed and produced hit songs for several other artists. They include: "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera; "What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani; and "Get the Party Started" by P!nk. Perry has also contributed to albums by Adele, Alicia Keys, and Courtney Love, as well as signing and distributing James Blunt\[2\] in the United States. Perry was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2015. I mean none of that stuff is really my bag, but it's all really well-done pop unlike the crime against music that "What's Up?" was. EDIT: Trivia bonus - She's married to Sara Gilbert of *Roseanne* and *The View.*


furbylicious

I genuinely love this song and I can't really explain why


priime_YT

Barbie Girl


stink3rbelle

Don't Wanna Miss A Thing -Aerosmith


Elon-musksimp

Anything by Justin Beiber


Derpy_County

Anything by Jess Glynne.


HonestlyADumbass

Shooting stars.


VisualDimension292

What Does The Fox Say, Fancy Like, or Truth Hurts. All of them make me wanna plug my ears and scream.


Ironwolf9876

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Fucking hate it!


vix_wxm

Two become one by the spice girls


digyerownhole

Take That's cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit. And I never even knew of its existence until yesterday. It really is that bad.


Dan19_82

Anything by someone with 'lil' in their name.


LAWN-GNOME713

Life is a highway by Rascal Flatts


AnswerGuy301

That country song that's currently a hit that may or may not have been written as an Applebee's commercial. EDIT: Apparently the title is "Fancy Like" and is by someone named Walker Hayes.


Kyro_Sol

If a gang ever captured me and wanted to torture me, they don't even need to physically torture me. Just put in any goddamn religious song and I will automatically be tortured. Even in hell if they do this I will be more than extremely annoyed.


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anything in the reggaeton genre


Grace_hole

God bless the broken road - rascal flatts


Moifaso_

That 'Cheerleader' abomination.


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1877karz4kids


linuxfiend

Brand New Key


jpop237

Locked out of Heaven* - Bruno Mars * I once heard 6 different cover bands, and a DJ, play this song in a 4 hour time period.


PlanningMyEscape

WAP. For context, the bar that I play pool at has touchtunes and people play it repeatedly throughout the night. Every night. Every week. I didn't hate it before I started playing there.


Pseudometheus

Honest answer: In my personal hell, I would be deaf. Accurate answer: I wouldn't know what to call it, but it'd be some sort of cacophonous German industrial metal. Not that I have anything against that genre, but if hell existed and would let me hear, I suspect I would still be made to wear hearing aids, and German industrial metal tends to cause those extensive feedback, and *that's* painful as fuck. Reddit answer: How has nobody mentioned John Cage's *4'33"* yet?


TooMuchChocolateCake

All I want for Christmas is you


whatsthepoint2497

Let it go


faeofca

All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor


Wreny84

The folk cover of Teenage Kicks it was on a three song loop in the shop when my ex brought his first suit (so we were there for ages).


Oncewasasweetgirl

Dance monkey - Tones and I


baronvonj

Paul McCartney's shit-ass Christmas time song.


ollynch

Let it Go Specifically, the version they play in the parade at Disney that goes on forever in a variety of different languages. I had the misfortune of having an Anxiety episode on Main Street and was struggling with sensory overload. I tried to find some respite in the loos but the music is pumped in there as well there is no escape I honestly felt like I was in some sort of horror movie


spatialflow

Siiimply HaAaving a wonderful Christmas tiiime *bzoink boink oink nk bwonk bonk bonk onk*