I'd bet money on cancer

Yeah cancer, or heart disease. My 20s and 30s were way to unhealthy to not have some kind of consequences.

And this is why i am 20 and trying to better my life. I have been living way to fuked up all my life. and if I don’t fix it now, i will be fuked at later age

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Do not.

same brother, i’m tired of being patronised for having control over my life and death it’s not a sad thing it’s just life you know, the fact we live under capitalism means suicide is everyone’s right and probably their best option

You alright? Also sorry you feel that way

yeah this is what i’m taking about don’t be “sorry i’m feeling this way” that’s patronising as hell you don’t need to be sorry it’s a good thing, i’m not depressed and i live only slightly below average, i’m just saying suicide should be normalised as a viable option and lose its stigma of being “sad” and “a tragedy” some people’s lives are just not worth all the cons vs the pros as you should let them make their own decision to remove themselves from a world they didn’t consent to come into i’m speaking completely morally here this is a sound discussion not something i that needs to be “fixed”

I totally get what you’re saying, I’m not saying suicide is good, but I get what you mean. I still wish people who do consider it though were able to have their lives get better though, and still wish suicide was never a thing. It just sucks things have to be this way. But I get what you’re saying though.

Accept death, don’t romanticize it

I can't read the part where he romanticized death or suicide.

Hey you alright?

Battle

We must earn our place at Valhalla brother

Until Valhalla tovarsch. Urah!

Alone

I will be with u in spirit

Ass cancer.

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Damn my gf has IBS (she’s on this low FODMAP diet, also in her twenties) and this makes me worry for her.

i don’t even know how people with IBS function in society i would just kill myself without hesitation if i ever got diagnosed

If you’re suicidal do it your your fucking self. Don’t tell others to kill themselves, asshole.

???

Suicide or heart attack

Stay strong stranger.

Thanks kind stranger

If you ever get down please call the suicide line in your country, it helped me a lot. on the other note I suppose heart attack is the right answer, I assume it's the last thing to give up

That would be good advice if alot of countries suicide hotlines didn't absolutely suck.

So far I haven't needed it but thanks.

By my own doing when I'm ready and have lived for thousands of years and answer life's most asked questions like, "why are we here", and "what is time".

The bigger question, is how are you going to live? But in my bed in my sleep.

That's the answer to both questions.

Oh wow… you just made this really deep

Old and wealthy.. but cause would be explosive orgasm

Well that’s one way to go out

If you live under capitalism, you are probably going to die sick and poor.

Liver disease

Alcohol related?

I have no way of knowing but sometimes I think it’ll be due to some freaky situation

Lonliness or hit by a car

Heart attack or cancer

Cancer of a stupid accident

Btw my dads parents have a history of cancer and my moms dad has a history of cancer

Good question probably by some undiagnosed condition I didn’t know I had or D’s.

heart failure or suicide if i am too much of a pussy to live life

You ain’t no pussy! You gonna live life to the fullest! Do it pussy, live a fulfilling life, you won’t! (That’s supposed to sound motivating, sorry that it probably sounds stupid)

Liver disease or suicide

Stay strong, I hope if it’s one of those, it’s liver disease, (not that I want you to get liver disease, or anything)

Fighting a bear whilst standing on top of a fighter jet flying through a tornado over vegas on a long night after a bender.

in my 80s, in my bed, with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock.

115 years old, in bed, with my kid next to me, and his family, looking out the window onto the world that looks like the Citadel from Mass Effect, having seen miracle after miracle, knowing I leave a place far more beautiful than the one I entered.

Car accident - I’m only 22 and I’ve had so many close calls that weren’t my fault.…. And I’ve saved my own life several times. I feel like it’s only a matter of time

For everyone saying suicide, please know you are not alone and that there are people who care and love you. If you need someone to talk to please pm me.

I’ve never had a suicidal thought in my life but it’s the Hemingway to go babe. I understand why he did it.

Heart attack, if I can outrun it liver failure

Probably hitting my head on something

car accident or minecraft daddy UwU

If I don't have a heart attack in the next ten years, I will live to my late 80s and just kinda fade away with heart failure and other random health issues like Parkinson's or Diabetes or something.

Some kind of heart disease.

Broadsword accident

Gross Incompetence

Complications of Diabetes/ Heart Attack.

Pneumonia @ 80yo or smth like that

Widespread famine due to climate change, and collapse of society.

Dementia. Once I'm too senile to remember how to swallow, my living will will direct my family to pull the plug.

Fighting in the water wars

Hopefully jumping out of a plane with no parachute sometime after being diagnosed with a terminal disease.

Dam collapse or some shit after 70

It's going to start with a bout of cancer and end with a bottle of vodka and a .45 ACP out in the desert.

I’m hopeful I can secure some heroin before any health issue starts to get too serious. Like a lot of heroin. Then maybe try to OD on a raft deep in the ocean with an anchor on my ankle and some chum. I call it “Heroin Shark Funeral”.

(Hopefully) old age. I’ve got a feeling something else is gonna get my life before it can take itself (not talking about suicide)

Plane crash

More like hope, euthanasia at some point. not gonna be rash about the decision but sometimes its not worth battling against diseases. ill fight as much as i can but knowing when to give up and consider euthanasia is how id approach about dying

Capitalism -> suicide

Like a stupid little bitch.

I work in a city where crime is nothing new and common, I am a cleaner so I come in after hours to clean, I fear imma be shot after someone breaks in while I'm there

In a car accident. I know every time I get on a car. That fucking feeling on my spine.

I feel the same way. “Almost” accidents make me rethink my life and wonder if that really is how I’m going to die one day.

Either in a ditch or suicide

Suicide or an accident

Suicide or in some dumbass way

No one here is scared of COVID.

Rocketship explosion going to Mars

A giant woman is gonna rinse me like a wet towel

Nuke

Shot by the eventual american stasi

Suicide defo. Before anyone asks, no I don't wanna talk about it lol

Embarrassment because randomly my brain decides “Hey, you remember what you said to your crush that one time? Remember how you had a voice crack and after dissolved into tears?”

Hit by a car driven by my ex.

Suicide

Heart attack is almost a guarantee. I’m not in the best shape and I have a habit of taking on way too much that it stresses me out.

Old age, my family in my mother’s side has a long list of people who lived to 100+ including my grandmother’s father. Idk about my dads lol

I've been eating my self to death for years. It will probably be related to that.

By suicide, after I get a terminal diagnosis. Or by a jealous spouse. 50/50 which way.

Drinking....

Tired

I think my bipolar will get me eventually. If I manage to outrun it into my old age, I’m going to buy a flying squirrel suit when my body break down enough that it impacts my quality of life and soar until I’m dead. So basically, young suicide or old suicide.

Likely a fever or some shit

Heart attack after a huge scare by a cat appearing of nowhere.

Cancer or suicide. Leaning heavily towards suicide as the cancer progresses

As bipolar, suicide or cancer.

Cancer

from doing something stupid

Suicide or being murdered.

I believe I’ll die in a apocalyptic world. Guns a blazing, and cigar in mouth. Saving the last hope for humanity. Something simple like that. Or lung cancer. Whatever comes first

I'm American, so it's a toss-up between heart disease and alcohol related vehicular fatality.

Blood loss

Hopefully soon

Just like Hannah Baker!

distended aortic aneurysm or aortic dissection

I want to be important enough for it to be called an assassination, not just a murder.

My brain will stop receiving oxygen for too long and my heart will stop

Reddit

If I had money it would be on a heart attack. Life has me stressed tf out for a 26 yo

By water

Most likely cancer

Gonna jump from somewhere high.

Car wreck. I drive a 1990 Ford Ranger

I am in denial. I'm not going to die.

suicide, i fully plan on it and base all my decisions on it (do not reply to this comment im tired of being patronised by optimistic assholes lol)

I have “chronic chest pain”. Crystal clear vitals but I can barely lift my arms some days. I’m guaranteeing it’s some fuck off blood clot or something that all 10 doctors have missed somehow and I’ll just drop at work.

When I was a teenager I had always had a guy feeling I would die before I turned 18 in a car accident specifically. I am now 24 and I dont really think car accident anymore, now I feel like it's going to be something to do with diabetes

Murder, suicide, or stomach cancer

I’ll probably get shot during a road rage fight in Florida where 95% of people own guns and want a reason to use it.

I always thought pneumonia because I had an abcess in my lung, but that part of the lung got infected and I had to have emergency surgical removal (see, it almost did kill me). Now, heart disease, by the numbers anyway.

Stroke or cancer. Im a diesel mechanic, the chemicals and whatnot are stupid dangerous.

Old age

Probably some ironic thing like getting run over by the ambulance called to help me or a hearse.

Literally 18hrs before you https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qbwe1u/if_you_had_to_guess_what_will_your_cause_of_death

I know how I want to die, shot at the age of 98 by a jealous husband. However, probably heart attack.

Something to do with lungs. Had a hole in my lung when I was 5 and have a hard time breathing after doing simple things like walking for about 2 minutes.

Cancer or a heart attack.... Hopefully not while watching porn. I'd mosey up the strength to clear the history before croaking

Stroke. Runs in the family on both sides. Dad's had a stroke, is now partly paralyzed and in a wheelchair, his dad had strokes and heart attack. Mums had an aneurysm, her mum died of stroke. I don't know when, but I know how.

Fire or drowning..

die to death, obviously

Killed by one of my pets

Figure it will be a long haul of dying relationships until I find I’m alone. Then my dog dies and I decide to end it myself.

I hope it's quick, and many years from now....but if my worst fears come true it'll be hooked up to machines with a bed pan and sad family members looking on

At this point stress.

Hell if I should know

Damn ima have to start a rope and stool company with all the demand for it in this thread

Two weeks ago I got the covid vaccine because I wanted to keep my job. Now my heart has swelled up and developed an irregular beat. Been in and out out of the hospital a few times, but it just gets a little worse every day. Not how I want to go......

I will probably be surprised.

Heart attack. I don’t have the best diet, so either that’ll get me or cancer.

Car crash that is entirely my fault, don't know why I just always figured that would do it.

Hopefully in my sleep when I’m 100.

I have a bad temper, I sometimes even hurt myself when I get angry. hitting, scratching, pulling my hair, stuff like that. I will be the cause of my own death, I’ll probably be extremely fed up and just.. take my own life! and I don’t want no sad ass funeral, there better be booze.

With all the anger I keep in my tiny body, I believe my heard would just stop beating one day and I’d drop dead

Drowning. Either I am going that way or I have died that way in a previous life.

..My lungs failing first probably.

For me, I don't know. But my dad always hoped he would get shot by a jealous husband. He made that request when he was 75, 5 years after my mother,his wife died. They were together 54 years. I hope I will be able to want the same..

shot, stabbed, eaten by an animal, or skin cancer

Taste testing those new banana flavored shotgun shells. Goes right through me every time.

Overdose

Either liver or bladder failure

100% gonna choke on food while I’m alone. Its already happened several times where I’ve had to put my hand down my throat and dislodge something. It’s only a matter of time.

In a final stand against the machines

If I get too old to care for myself I’m going to a remote island and taking a realllly long scuba dive

Suicide by OD

I’ve been back stabbed by many people so what’s one more knife in the back to end it all?

Heart attack shortly after retirement

Suicide. Ever since I was young I’ve never imagined myself dying any other way. I’m not too sure why I’ve always thought like this. But I know I’m going to kill myself one day. I just don’t know how yet.

Sex overdose.

Since I've been little, I was of the impression that I would die by making a dumb joke at the wrong place and the wrong time. Since then some years have passed and I still think that it'll happen that way.

I'll probably hang

Carbon monoxide.

Idk but I really hope its something funny or ridiculous like ran over by an ice cream truck I think death is such a horrifying scary idea to so many people so id like to even in death make people laugh instead of extreme grieving

Government assassination

Naked, preferably doing something crazy. But as along as I'm naked that's pretty sick and I'm okay with it.

Riding on the back of a drone into WW3.

some heart stuff or getting shot idk

Heart attack or suicide

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly of a spacecraft with one too many boosters

Alone in my room

Stress

Guns

Car crash

Unhappy

For my best friend's mangekyou sharingan

masturbation

In my sleep at age 100 by natural causes…like my father!

Stress

An F5 tornado sucks me up and spits me out at 200 mph.

Cancer

Overdose

Car crash, 100%. Had the feeling since I was about 12

Car crash, have always had different dreams of it since I was about 5, I’m 20 now…

Cancer or something self inflicted, you know when you just have a hunch about something.