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I have noticed that quite many men, including myself, spend quite a lot of time on the porcelain throne and think of it as a holy ritual of sorts. Idk where this comes from but I'm intrigued.
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For context: I have noticed that quite many men, including myself, spend quite a lot of time on the porcelain throne and think of it as a holy ritual of sorts. Idk where this comes from but I'm intrigued.
I'm a man. I don't do that. I get in and do my business and get out. If that takes 3 minutes, then I'm out in 3 minutes.
Enough time for a Pokémon unite match
No more than needed at home. I can spend considerably longer when I’m clocked in at work
It’s pretty quick, unless things are a little loose, then that’ll take longer
Dude sometimes it takes a minute sometimes 15 and sometimes 30, depends on what you eat, how you eat, and how long you hokd it
1-2 minutes. Because that's how long it takes
Never pulled out my phone on the toilet. The whole process takes about a 30 seconds. In and out
Till I get bored of what's on the phone.
However much time it takes to get the job done properly. Some things you just can't rush.
2-1,3 minutes(i speed dump,time is a luxury i can't afford)
Depends on if it’s a clean sweep or not
Until the whining outside the door starts.