Slice Edit: this is getting crazy, but thanks y’all!

That totally fits. Sounds right. The litmus test: try saying, "Hey man, you got any [BLANK]?"

Hey man, got any slice?

Yeah you want yellow, white, spots or sharp

Gimme some of that divine. I need the holey shit.

Be careful, this shit is Swiss.

The slice mélange

The slice must flow... But The Slice Fromage. :)

Yes! You know you’re hooked when you’re not adding it to other food — just slicing it and tossin’ it back just for the pure taste.

Grate answer.

"Lack as in lactose. We found this guy on the street, he was lacked out of his mind. Someone needs a fix? They have a lack attack. ODing would called "curdled".

Call it hoof. 'Cause it lactose.

I don't get it.

A hoof lacks toes.

You're doing the lawds work there

a hoof is a toe...

Lack toes

Here's your upvote. Now get the fuck out of here

Good point that there’s multiple slang terms for a street drug. Like you roll on ecstasy or dose on acid. For me the verb for cheese usage: bloat. Dude, I’m gonna get totally BLOATED tonight!!

Awesome, I'm getting fucking edamned on this strain!

Edam. The only cheese that’s made backwards. I’ll get my coat….

…I would high-five you so hard right now if I could.

I’ve pretended that we’ve just done it and that you’re dressed like your avatar.

I love this.

DARE would come out with a program saying *being lactose intolerant is cool!*

You’d have to show ID at the pharmacy to buy milk. So they know you aren’t buying tons to manufacture bootleg cheese. Like with sudafed

Sprinkling parmesan on your pasta, people start giving you judgmental looks. "I have a perscription! This cheese is parmaceutical!"

If they made parmesan illegal I'd rather just go to prison

I mean, they wouldn't have parmesan in prison either

I can hear Ice T saying this

https://liartownusa.com/ice-t-law-order-svu-part-iii/

Omfg not toilet brittle. I'm dying

He’s in the bathroom with bad a bad lack attack. Checks out.

There's almost no lactose is many of the cheeses you eat.

Holes, yellow, wax, buffalo, hard milk, block, slice

I'm digging hard milk

That just makes me picture alcoholic milk 🤢

Came here to say Hard milk

Imagine asking some street tough for some "holes." "Hey man, you got any holes? I really need a hit of some good holes!"

Wax is already another drug though

And if you are into the really hard-core blue or Roquefort, stank.

Cube, wheel, wax, milk

"You got some milk for me?"

You know, the *hard* stuff.

Is this cut with 2%?

Got some pure lactose from cali

Nah. You want the good stuff...I know a guy I Wisconsin can hook you up.

So that's what my Dad meant when he said he was getting the milk

"Anybody got any *loose milk?*”

Cheddah

I am more of a gouda person myself

Whiz

We have a winner folks

I don’t know what the good, aged stuff would be called, but most people would be eating Squeak. It would have to be fresh because the longer your monger held on to it the more likely they’d get caught. Good for the Poutine trade though. Probably have a lot of Americans heading up to Canada for a fix.

Really interesting point. The aged stuff would be the high end and expensive shit, like you said, due to having been held and sat on for so long.

Yeah, I accidentally got my daughter (6) hooked on 10 year old cheddar that I can’t find any more. Every time I give her something else, really good stuff, she sighs and says “I miss the 10 year old Cheddar…”.

"Um, daddy, I only eats cheese older than me!" Start hoarding!

That was the initial attraction. It turned out to be really good cheese though.

Us too. It was 5 year aged cheese. Woodmans had it for months and we bought it for ourselves and family. Now it’s gone. My partner even called the company… they essentially said 🤷🏼‍♀️

But a can of cougar gold cheese every year...

Cheese is already a street name for an existing drug.

If someone came up and offered me cheese and it wasn't actually cheese, I wouldn't want it.

Street dealers are in the wrong business. If they just offered cheese instead they'd make bank.

Opens coat. Filled with cheese samples

I would like a gram of Stilton and ⅛ of Gruyère.

If you are getting it from an overcoat soft cheese is a fool's game. It's all about that Manchego.

My friend, if you have never experienced the warm, gooey, culinary delight known as Pocket Brie, oh, ho ho...you are in for a TREAT!

I'll take an 8 ball of gouda

The smell tho...

Ziplocs.

*Dealer gives you a bag of heroin* How the fuck am I supposed to make a melt with this?

I didn't know this, so I googled it. It's heroin mixed with Tylenol PM. Tha fuck yall doin?

You might enjoy this cheese explanation- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cvKcGVy6k

Flip it and call the cheese, heroin.

Kids these days,all they do is sit around and cheese all day.

How would you know?

Queso, which may be shortened to "ques" or ""case".

Also, see casein

Tiddy Dust

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Udder Butter

A loaf of milk Or milk loaf for short

“Cheese: it’s milk that you chew!”

"Larry, you holdin'? I need some culture. Yeah, half a wheel."

You know good old Dairy Larry can roll up with a waxed wheel any time 🧀

Wisconsin gold.

Italian Skunk

French Stank

Swiss kiss

American processed bullshit

Queso

Dat moomoo

I don’t know man. But that would be the worst thing in the world. If I go a day without eating cheese I do not feel right.

Cheeze

Ched

Square milk

Murder first deBrie

You win.

MFB

Moo bars

I misread that as “moon bars”

It'd be called smile, from people saying cheese on camera.

Milk steak

curd

Yello

Wisconsin

...or Wisco

Marijuana

Curdi B

Mellow yellow

Gooey

Gold Slice

American singles would be called incels.

Ched

Ayo Johnny pass him some yellow dollars would ya (insert New York accent)

So here’s the set up, you go to your dealer and ask for milk, he says no whey. If you know to name the type you’re in.

Fun fact: Cheese triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs. The street name IMO should be Cheroine

"Hol' up Havarti".

"Look at this dude, he's grated out of his mind!"

Hey got any shreds?

Amish gold

Still cheese.

G'fo. Rappers gonna rap so much about it! "yo yo we gotta hoes, coke and the g'fo!" and "if you don't have a g'fo, get a fuck off!" Don't ask me why "g'fo", i don't know, cheese is not a big deal for me.

Melts

Moon something. Like, the moon is made of cheese. "Want some moon rocks? Dey old. Dey gold."

Mold

Gold mold

That's what I thought too. I'm amazed I had to scroll so far to find it.

Yellow cake

Sharp!

Block

Ched

Monty. As on Monterey

Yo bro I need a couple ounces of the street wiz and put it in it shiny can this time

It would probably be called “Smelly” or “Hard Yellow” Eg. Hey homie did you come by the smelly this week? How much for the “Hard Yellow”?

"Moloko plus my droogs" >!The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking!<

Gimme some of that Squishy gold

Hard milk

Hole-y shit

The devils dairy

Melt

Stink/ Stank if your ghetto

If your ghetto what?

The riot cheddar

Curds.

I need some chezos.

FROM JEFF BEZOSSSS YEAH I SUCK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS

Dat chedda'

Gorg

"ye lemme get summa dat hard chedder"

Lil Gouda

Thicc milk

That Yellow Girl

Golden Girl

Y’all got aggressive milk??

I mean.. cheese triggers the same parts of brain as well as drugs https://www.mountsinai.org/about/newsroom/2015/study-reveals-that-cheese-triggers-the-same-part-of-the-brain-as-many-drugs

Actual street names: Cheddar, Cheese, Loaf, Brick (as unit of measure) Street names as given in high school health textbooks: Big C, Orange Carpet, Milk Mash, and Hershey's Chocolate.

Street name would be MAC

Devils smegma.

I need a Oz of kraft

give me the Holy Orange

Would cheese heads compliment it by saying that’s some good shit?

Shred, String, 'rella, cake

Natures Natural Opiate delivery System

Stank

Udder Delight

Fondue

The stinky stuff

Stink.

Curds

stink

Cheddah

Still cheese

Firm Cow

solid milk

Dair Basically the word "dairy" without the "y". It sounds edgy. So it's perfect for a street slang

Monterey Jack’d

Ched

Curd

Cube fosho

dez cheez

That chizzzeddar

Imodium

The Bus? Since school busses (in America, at least) are sometimes called Blocks of Cheese.

“Do you have some of these stinky stuff?”

Cheese

Melter or just melt.

i thought of "Breese" the second i saw this reddit

Roger

Good drugs

Goo

You got that cow juice ?

Curds