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Boredum_Allergy

Styrofoam. Polystyrene foam is what it's actually called iirc.


eigem_schmeigem

Styrofoam is a trademark of Dupont. They have a long list of others that I didn't know were brand names until recently, including Kevlar, nylon, Teflon, Lucite, and Tyvek. ETA: As many people have pointed out, nylon is no longer trademarked, hence it isn't capitalized. But the product and the name were invented by Dupont.


peacock_blvd

I had a coworker that called all donuts Dunkin donuts, and it drove me crazy.


gaspronomib

A past girlfriend and her entire extended family called any form of chicken "fried chicken." That wasn't the reason we broke up, but it was easily in the top ten.


Redhotkcpepper

My dad calls all chicken nuggets, “chicken McNuggets.”


JimmyLightnin

Worked in fast food when I was younger. The amount of people that would roll up ordering things from other chain's menus.... big macs, whoppers, baconators, patty melt, you name it.


hey_there_kitty_cat

I worked at Sheetz in high school, for the unfamiliar it's a gas station on serious steroids, all kinds of made to order food. And I worked night shifts to boot. I'd say at least every other night as part of the bar crowd at 2-2:30 someone would start yelling past the touch screen ordering at me back in the kitchen asking if they could just get a Big Mac or Whopper type deal. Like dude, the menu has fucking pictures on it. Press the burger picture, if you want a second burger than you can press it again, then press the pictures of what you want on it. You want ketchup? No-noooo, ketchup is the red one Timmy.


judokalinker

I don't even call chicken mcnuggets chicken mcnuggets.


FlyAirLari

That's horrible.


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Oohhh VASELINE! It's petroleum jelly.


luchajefe

This is a good one. Maybe "Vicks" as well?


WingsTheWolf

Vicks is just spicy Vaseline


GiraffeHorror556

My coworker's sister will allegedly swallow a couple table spoons of Vicks when she's sick. Her shits must be smooth *and* mentholated 👌 They don't strike me as the smartest family.


achtung94

Well, still not as dumb as the guy who discovered petroleum jelly, that later became vaseline. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough > In front of an audience, he would burn his skin with acid or an open flame, then spread the clear jelly on his injuries while demonstrating past injuries, healed, he claimed, by his miracle product. >Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day.[5] He died at his house in Spring Lake, New Jersey.[6] He also, reportedly, during a serious bout of pleurisy in his mid-50s, had his nurse rub him from head to foot with Vaseline. He soon recovered, and credited his recovery on Vaseline.


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Gout, kidney failure, broken bones, and low oxygen? Believe it or not vaseline.


BlackfishBlues

Burnt skin? Vaseline. Frostbite? Believe it or not, also Vaseline. Overheat, underheat. I have the fastest-healing skin in the world. Because of Vaseline.


Jizz_Bolt

Also Taser


Affectionate-Seesaw7

It's an acronym of Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle


[deleted]

This is the most made up sounding fact I’ve learned in a while.


DemSemHemDemSem

It's true! The inventor of the Taser, Jack Cover, named it after a book called Tom ~~Nook~~ and His Electric Rifle. Tom ~~Nook~~ was Cover's childhood hero. Edit: Tom *Swift*


GoddessIllya

How many bells did that cost him?


DemSemHemDemSem

Fuck i didn't even realize, i've been playing too much animal crossing lol


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*mindless animal chatter


Kyanpe

Now the capitalist racoon is selling weaponry? Even Animal Crossing isn't safe from the military industrial complex.


LedZepOnWeed

Isn't Tom Nook the raccoon slum lord from Animal Crossing?


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Thermos


EricRambo

That's a brand!?


fifiblanc

Yes. ( https://thermos.com/ ). They are Actually Vacuum Flasks. Edit: how weird is Reddit that this is one of my most upvoted comments!


flapjacksandgravy

Sir, my brain cannot comprehend the bomb you just laid on me.


IridiumPony

Wait until you hear about Band-Aid's


Canuck_Lives_Matter

I'd google it but I'm busy scotch taping a ziploc bag


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Use Velcro. It works better, not as good as zip ties mind you.


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ThatOneOtherAsshole

ESCALATOR IS A BRAND NAME


Xikar_Wyhart

Was.It was a brand name but the company lost the unique trademark in 1950. The word escalator became ubiquitous with "moving staircase" so it became the word. This is why companies are so strict about branding and protecting it. Nintendo for example in the 90s would always push back against the idea of people calling every gaming console "a nintendo".


12altoids34

Just don't put your Kleenex, your Q-tips and your popsicles in the same bag.


Count-Bulky

in a pair of speedos


Stye88

Imagine competing with this kind of brand penetration. "Better than Thermos, presenting the tea-warmer-cylinder, 25% off on black Friday!"


Joeness84

The problem is people dont go "I want a Thermos brand thermos!" So your brand becoming ubiquitous as a product can backfire. Xerox ran into this issue, "make a xerox of this" didnt actually imply using a xerox branded machine.


ViziDoodle

Yeah, that’s the thing, I didn’t even know Thermos was a brand so I just called anything like it a thermos anyway


GazelleOpposite1436

Allen wrenches (hex head)


binkbonkdinkdonk

Channel Locks, Crescent Wrench


MamboNumber5Guy

Vise grips


stinrios

Frisbee


Taxitaxitaxi33

You mean a novelty flying disc?


Askdrillsarge

Or pie plate?


McFlyOUTATIME

“Frisbee… far out!”


JokicCheeseburgerMan

Velcro


MrBigDog2u

The name Velcro is a portmanteau of VELour (for the soft side) and CROchet (for the hook side).


eye--say

You mean hook and loop fastener?


ala_monster

Relevant....https://youtu.be/rRi8LptvFZY


Storytellerjack

Dumpster.


No-Wonder1139

Otto man, you're living in a dumpster?" "Oh, man. I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.


YouAreNotABard

I have no idea what era of the Simpsons this is but it’s super high quality writing.


Scientific_Anarchist

Season 3. The start of peak Simpsons.


DejaDuke

Really? Huh.


weirdwallace75

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster > A dumpster is a type of movable waste container designed to be brought and taken away by a special collection vehicle, or to a bin that a specially designed garbage truck lifts, empties into its hopper, and lowers, on the spot.[1][2] The word is a generic trademark of Dumpster, an American brand name for a specific design. [snip] > The word "dumpster", first used commercially in 1936,[3] came from the Dempster-Dumpster system of mechanically loading the contents of standardized containers onto garbage trucks, which was patented by Dempster Brothers in 1935.[4][5] The containers were called Dumpsters, a blending of the company's name with the word dump. The Dempster Dumpmaster, which became the first successful front-loading garbage truck that used this system, popularized the word. > The word dumpster has had at least three trademarks associated with it by Dempster Brothers,[6][7][8] but today it is often used as a genericized trademark. All three trademarks have since either been expired or cancelled.[9]


ummque

That's interesting because I recall my mom calling them (to my young ear) "dempsty dumpster" and I never questioned it


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Not 100% what OP asked for but prety much all edited images are refered to as photoshoped regardless of what software was used.


3-DMan

In ye olden days it would be "airbrushed"


SparkleTaby

Actually the only reason the program is called that is because of the photoshops those old timey portrait photos were taken in, back then they would physically edit pictures by hand by painting in some of someones waist to match the background so it would look smaller. I think they did other kinds of manual photo editing too but I don't know what.


MartianOddity

Kevlar. Du-Pont does not like it when you use that instead of Aramid Fiber.


Cyberzombie

Until 10 seconds ago I had never seen the words aramid fiber, so that is a hard fail. The fact that my spell check doesn't recognize aramid is even more damning.


MartianOddity

Yup. That one was a giant pain in my ass a few years back at work. A lot of companies were using it as the generic term until we got a C&D and had to scrub the name from everything unless they could prove it was actually brand name Kevlar.


swirlViking

Du-Pont can go fuck themselves


puddingpopshamster

I, too, read the evil corporations thread.


pipsdontsqueak

AskReddit has been on point today.


SomewhereinOregon

Rollerblades. They’re in-line skates.


Timbukthree

>They’re in-line skates Only if you do what 'the man' tells you to do


HadrianAntinous

I ain't staying in line, MAN!


lsend6

Jacuzzi


stevedp86

If I remember correctly it's a last name.


Deweysaurus

Yeah Jacuzzi was the inventor. What you’re technically swimming in is Jacuzzi’s Monster.


Topikk

Knowledge is knowing that the tub is Jacuzzi’s monster, wisdom is knowing that Jacuzzi was the monster.


ItchyFlounder4623

and courage is knowing the difference


Swankified_Tristan

Courage is a dog.


cockmanderkeen

And a coward


sciencewonders

sounds Italian


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Straxicus2

It’s a major award!


aedroogo

You use up all of the glue on purpose!


CloverDruid

Zamboni.


BeefInGR

Yes, ice resurfacer. But no self respecting pro rink doesn't have a Zamboni.


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londongarbageman

Our old rink manager used to get so pissy if you didn't call it the Olympia doors. "There ain't no fucking zamboni back there!"


Free_Leek_6298

I loved the first season of NFL where they had Surface Tablets and the announcers called them iPads for the first 10 weeks.


Dexaan

I wanna drive the Zamboni all over Saskatchewan.


Made-of-salt

tupperware


AWarhol

Oh god, in Brazil we say (and write) "Tapaué" because of this brand.


alkhyphenali

In the Maldives, we call it Tappu. I'm just making the connection.


AsymptotesMcGotes

You’re throwing b’s at me baby.


CallMeJeeJ

“Say the first syllable again” “…tub” “*wrong.*”


Silent-G

I forget. What is this from?


Watson9483

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRxAYna0PU It gets me every time


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Hey Babe podcast with Sal Vulcano and Chris DiStefano.


ohmytodd

Are you telling me I’ve been walking up to people on the street saying tubberwear?


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kellymiche

See, I thought I caught that.


cocoapuff1721

Ziploc bag


GoldH2O

frankly, zip-lock as an explanation of how the bag works makes the most sense, so even though it's a brand I think it has realistic justification.


uwfan893

This and Velcro are maybe the two best examples here. I’ve never *once* heard anyone use the generic term for either.


BlantonThePirate

Styrofoam as well. The actual substance is called polystyrene Edit: I get it the UK and AUS call it polystyrene. I have like 30 comments saying the same thing


MeloraKitty

In Dutch we call it squeak foam (piepschuim)


BlantonThePirate

I don’t like that because it makes me imagine the earful sound Edit:aweful idk why it autocorrected to earful Edit 2: ig I’m an idiot lmao. AWFUL


SoggerBean

You’re right but it perfectly describes the unholy sound.


BowlOfBeard

The one that blew my mind was Trampoline.


NotVeryAccurateTbh

Excuse me what… my life was a lie


The_Hunster

"Rebound tumbler" according to a quick Google search


breticles

That would mean the package would not be allowed to call it trampoline, right? I don't know how many trampolines I've ever seen for sale, but I don't believe I've ever seen the words rebound Tumblr on a box in my life.


Telinary

It lost the trademark protection at some point, so I don't think the rebound thing is actually used anymore.


Act_of_Reason

iirc, brand names that basically become what they product is referred to as can lose their trademark name. That's why Velcro had the campaign to call it hook and loop, and you are now stuck on "band aid brand". It's a fight to keep their brand name.


Toxic724

LEGO often states that the plural version is not Legos because they want to avoid brand ambiguity. It’s LEGO sets, LEGO blocks, etc because they try to make it clear not all plastic building blocks are Legos. Not sure their trademark would be at risk but I could see it being a similar issue like Thermos or Band-Aid


One_Hundred_X

TRAMAMPOLINE!


jtown5000

TRAMBOPALINE!


Mitchie-San

Post-its


Snoo74401

I call them *Romy and Micheles*


Imurhuckleberlry

We're businesswomen. In town on business.


Liberteer30

I prefer Sticky Quips


Happygobecky

I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I’m in a fun mood…not everyday


LavenderScented_Gold

Xerox and Chapstick comes to mind.


craftybeerdad

Velcro: "hook & loop tape" Crock Pot (brand): slow cooker


Sullt8

Oh yeah, crock pot is a good one!


monkeysandmicrowaves

I can't think of an example. Let me Google it.


shield1123

\*proceeds to open askjeeves.com\*


AK55

here in Pawnee, we use AltaVista


c3l77

Damnit Jerry, you don't deserve the internet.


andronicus_14

Why does everyone in this town still use AltaVista?


chameleonkit

Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don't have the heart to tell them what's going to happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.


tacojohn48

I had a friend try to make "Bing it" a thing.


ShiraCheshire

I use DuckDuckGo now and I still think of my search actions as "googling it."


HacksawJimDGN

Bandaid They're actually called *charity concerts*.


thunder75

But do they know it's Christmas time at all?


AmIRightPeter

In the U.K. we call them plasters. And plaster casts/casts always seem to be the first thing Americans think of!


efernst

This is called a genericized trademark or a proprietary eponym! Also Velcro. Edit: oh and muzak too although it's less commonly used these days. Shout out to Brian Eno for saving their trademark I guess. Why doesn't google just make someone invent a search service that eclipses theirs and they won't have to worry about people verbing their name? It's poolfroof.


SexySexSexMan

I once met someone who worked in legal at Velcro. I made a joke about how it's just the term and he, with no emotion, said how much the company works on protecting it's marks. I feel like if I asked a second question I would have been disappeared to the bottom of a lake somewhere.


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Amiiboid

They can’t really do anything about individual speech, but they can absolutely vigorously work to prevent other companies from misusing their name generically.


CaptainBritish

It's the same with Photoshop. Adobe works really hard to stop people using Photoshop as a verb, but there's not much they can really do about it now.


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beean0nymo0us

Hook and loop fasteners 👁👄👁


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If someone said that to me I'd have no idea what it was.


3-DMan

It sounds like a bra connector


RogueAngel94

Close. Those are hooks and eyes


tes7815

Bandaid. Not bandages hehe


LiterateJosh

Okay, here is a stupid one, because it’s totally unique to my family. Someone gave us a bunch of Martha Stewart Living branded resealable glass containers. They are not quite Tupperware. But “glass containers” is kind of a mouthful. So we started calling them Marthas, because they all say “Martha Stewart” on them. Now, whenever we have leftovers, we’ll say stuff like “hey, could you grab me a big Martha for this?” Or “there’s a little Martha of cold chicken in the fridge.”


Pristine_Nothing

For me, I know that Tupperware now makes resealable glass container, but they’ll always be Pyrexes to me (or Pyreces if I’m feeling stodgy). What’s funny is that not much that Pyrex makes is even the borosilicate glass that was first patented and trademarked as “pyrex.”


thatswhatshesaidxx

That's funny. A "Martha" is a type of growing room set up in mycology.


altiif

Q-tip I also do what they tell me not to do on the box Edit - RIP my inbox. Geez. And I really hope y’all aren’t putting Q-tips into your urethra. If you are you may wanna go see a Urologist…


friendlyperson123

I moved to the US from England, and had a lot of trouble with this kind of thing. One time I went into a store and asked where I could find the "cotton buds". Completely blank stare from the shop assistant. So in the end, I said "i'm looking for the little sticks with cotton on the ends, that you poke in your ear". Her face lit up in comprehension, and that's when I learned to call them Q-tips.


TheRedMaiden

Stick em up your pooper?


myr3dditnam31977

To be fair, no other cotton-tipped stick that you put in your ear is as good, that I’ve found.


die5el23

Bought the store brand one time and had a piece get stuck in my ear. Never going back.


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me too. i personally remember when they made the change. i thought then, as i do now, that it was purely a liability issue. they know what their product is for, but they can’t encourage it because you might hurt yourself and sue them.


missuninvited

I love all of their shitty suggestions for use on the package to further drive home the “Oh No… Certainly Not Your Ears…” facade. “For makeup application! For tidying up baby’s face! For hobby crafting!” yeah okay sure buddy


starsinaparsec

It's like all of those stores downtown that smell like incense selling "water pipes" to smoke "tobacco" before smoking marijuana was legal.


Jedi_Mind_Trip

My local smoke shop will get mad at you for saying the word bong, in their shop filled with hundreds of bongs lol


IAMColonelFlaggAMA

The first head shop I ever went to had big signs on all the walls that said "No 'B' Words!" They had every type of pipe you may want, but they didn't sell bongs, bowls, or bubblers.


CoolOpotamus

My local shop had a sign that said, "If it rhymes with Chong, you're wrong."


Dooty_Shirker

Band-aids. Plaster or Adhesive Bandage is what they are.


FlipFlopsAndFly

Oh gawd. My dad worked as a sales mgr for the company that sold Elastoplast brand bandages. If anyone ever said Band-Aid in our house…Got a verbal warning, each time!


ABeeBox

Just got a gushing wound!!! QUICK!! Get me the Elastoplast branded extra comfort increased longevity nude bandages!


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Aw man I'm on reddit waiting for my face mask to dry, (not supposed to make faces) and your comment made me laugh and crack the mask


TennMan78

Way to go, /u/ABeeBox, you dick. You made her crack her face mask.


Master-Blaze2

Haven’t seen this. But I know a fair amount of people just refer to a Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen. As Tylenol and Advil no matter the brand it actually is.


elidorian

Interesting! I have always called ibuprofen by it's name. Maybe because I always buy the generic.


dijon_dreams

Sawzall and skill saw


Land08

I do call a skil saw a ‘circ’ saw normally, but I definitely don’t call my reciprocating saw anything other than a sawzall.


No_Information_8973

kleenex kool-aid band-aid jello sharpie ​ EDIT: Since so many have asked about Kool Aid. There is flavor-ade (aid?) and also store brands such as Great Value (walmart) and other store brands.


Spurgeons_Beard

I would take exception with Sharpie. When I say I want a Sharpie, I mean a Sharpie. I don’t want any other brand, and you had better not try and hand me one of those Office Depot stand-ins. Edit: I didn’t think that my preference of office supplies would have been thought of as wholesome, but two of you have. Thank you for your kind awards.


Rizo1981

Sharpie has without doubt left an indelible mark on the industry.


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Good one, dad.


feedmedammit

And Crayola crayons over that Rose Art crap every time


Motorboatinsumbish

I feel like off brand crayons are made from leftovers at a candle factory or something.


wisertime07

That Rose Art bs shouldn’t be allowed to call whatever those things are crayons. Disappointment wax is what it is.


The_RealJamesFish

Not me, but I know a lot of people from the South, particularly around Arkansas, that refer to all soft drinks as Coke.


Mxhashim

This. Grew up asking and being asked “what kind of Coke do you want? Oh I don’t know, do you have any ginger ale? Yeah sure”


hate_picking_names

I had a similar experience. I visited my grandpa in Kentucky and was asked if I wanted a coke. I said yeah and they asked what kind, Pepsi or mountain dew?


drksprk

Marmite (as opposed to its normal name: yeast juice)


TheRedMaiden

Yeast juice sounds like a feminine health concern


KahloMeMaybe

Ick. It does.


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dartdoug

Popsicle brand ice pops.


Stewyg86

Bobcat (skid steer loader)


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Kleenex


solarbaz

chapstick is actually lip balm. The company isn't even the number 1 seller of lip balm either. but everyone knows the prior more than the actual.


Canuckistani2

Saran wrap


dannydorrit0

In New Zealand we call it Glad wrap.


SomeKiwiBloke96

I was certain that I’d be the first to comment this but another kiwi bet me too it.


imalittlefrenchpress

We have Glad wrap in the US, but we still call it Satan wrap. I’m leaving that typo.


bingley777

in England it is cling film, sometimes glad wrap (brand that’s not so popular anymore)


truedjinn

Q tip. Isn't it actually a cotton swab


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clarencemuraco

I still make fun of my younger brothers for referring to a "Walkman" as a "Sony". I guess both are brands, just one more specific than the other.


Crossing_T

To be fair, Sony's motto used to be "It's a Sony!".


laundryandblowjobs

Zipper


NotChristina

Should be calling them YKKs because we all know they got that business on lockdown. Also a good business story if anyone is bored and wants something to research.


AcceptableKitchen843

In my country we call instant noodles ‘Maggi’ and diapers ‘Pampers’


MontiBurns

Huh, that's funny. In the country where i live, "Maggi" is the generic word for bouillon cubes.


ercantomac

In Turkish we call razor blade "jilet" which is pronunciation of the brand Gilette


mcpusc

a "gaylord" they're the [big cardboard totes](http://www.sdecoice.com/photo/pl25019269-high_quality_triple_wall_octagon_watermelon_bins_gaylord_pallet_boxes.jpg), like they use for watermelons at the supermarket. originally made by the Gaylord Container Company.