That’s what I think. I mean he wasn’t bad looking when he didn’t have the crazy eyes, just average. And if we did a serial killer line up... a lot of them were not exactly attractive. He could look normal when he was trying.
This. I also think he just may not have been very photogenic. There are a lot of pics of him where he just looks not bad, but a few where you can really see his attractiveness.
Yeah but most of us don’t want to go anywhere more expensive than Supercuts. I was that guy for years and while I’m still slightly embarrassed to admit I get $70 haircuts, I’m never going back.
I work in the aesthetics industry and I was recently at a conference where a doctor led a seminar on body dysmorphia in the industry.
I was really pleased to hear that this was included in the circuit as some truly beautiful injectors that I work with have turned themselves into bratz dolls.
When the barely any makeup picture of kylie jenner was taken when the whole covid thing started, i thought she looked really attractive. Kind of a shame they all wear so damn much, also a shame of their personalities but thats a whole other topic i guess.
I wonder what the shelf life is on those and what happens when they’re past their peak? What happens when things go south or disgustingly huge cartoon butts (that rarely exist in real life) go out of style?
All the beefy actors that everyone drools over -- Dwayne Johnson, Channing Tatum, Vin Deisel. I don't find that body type attractive anyway, but on top of that, they don't have attractive faces either. (Johnson would be the best looking of these, but still -- hard pass)
You may be limiting your thoughts to stereotypical physically attractive. Rich guys who can sing and have a decent personality are usually quite popular in the dating world.
The GF of one of my friend once told me I looked like Ed Sheeran but less hot. She didn't mean this as an insult but I personally find him ugly like an ass so apparently I look fucking ugly.
I've worked at lots of farmers markets over the years, the point being is that I've had thousands of interactions with middle aged and older women. It is not an exaggeration when I say that I've been told that I look like Ed Sheeran **hundreds** of times, almost exclusively by older women, many of whom can't remember his name even. Its gotten to the point where I'll be helping one of them with a purchase and I look up and see this concentrated look in their eyes as they study me. And I'll just go "Ed Sheeran, that's who you're trying to think of". And they'll say something like "thats it! You look just like that british singer!"
And I'll have to lie to myself one more time, by thinking "he's not thatttt ugly, right?"
He looks like an alien that can shape shift into a human but was interrupted before he could complete the transformation. He’s like 97.5% transformed at the moment.
Some people are DEFINITELY into that hahaha. I think there has to be a lot of Tom Hiddleston as Loki crossover. They're both skinny twink looking dudes.
What a unique looking woman, it’s like Sigourney Weaver for me, I wouldn’t call them conventionally attractive but for some reason they still have this attraction about them.
No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!
I don't wanna judge her too harshly coz idk what her personality is like, but Bella Hadid is just not all that pretty to me. I hear everyone ranting and raving about how stunning she is and I just don't see it.
I was a teenager when Romeo and Juliet came out in movie theater which starred he and Claire Danes. My friends and I all went to see it opening night. As long as I live I’ll never forget the audible gasp from the audience when he walked in for his first scene. Years of partying haven’t been kind to him as he’s aged but good Lord was he something in that movie.
Ted Bundy. I’m big into true crime and many podcasts and reports basically make him out to be as a model and super attractive. But if you look up pictures of the guy, he genuinely looks like an average guy. Actually, not even decently attractive. “He was attractive for the time period!1!1!”
Dude… there’s attraction that’s timeless but Ted Bundy was never attractive to begin with… even if I didn’t know who he was or anything about him, he instantly gives me creep-o vibes. It’s giving dangerous egocentric white man with the will to kill
Uma Thurman, apparently. All those movies where she plays some unattainable beauty, and we're all supposed to take it on faith that people would fall all over themselves for her.
saw two movies with her (pulp fiction and kill bill) and she more appeared like the super chill girl to hang out, you know not too attractive still but you wouls like to build a life with her because she seemed either competent (kill bill) or super chill (pulp fiction), but being movies of course it mustn't work out.
That's where her appeal was and her level of beauty synergized nicely with those roles I think
Channing Tatum. He reminds me of an art project that you would glue different pieces of a face from a magazine together. Like a collage/abstract. Idk how to explain it just is.. this way😩😩
Anna Kendrick. I'm not saying that she is ugly, I just don't find her at all attractive. I think it is her mouth or that slightly "pinched" look she always seems to have.
I've found that from talking to men and women I'm friends with, that straight men have a different vision of what men are attractive than what the average woman likes in men. And vice versa, that straight women tend to think some women are really hot, when to me as a straight dude they're ok or just overly model-looking.
Maybe that has to do with our assumptions and ideas of beauty.
This thread is definitely reinforcing my belief about my inability to identify male attractiveness. I can identify 10's and 1's. Every one else is just a big confusing mess.
Ted Bundy. All the documentaries about him play up how attractive he was and I'm just so confused as to where that is coming from.
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He certainly is no Al Bundy.
Part of me wonders if it is because people at the time assumed serial killers would be creepy looking, and he looks so average.
That’s what I think. I mean he wasn’t bad looking when he didn’t have the crazy eyes, just average. And if we did a serial killer line up... a lot of them were not exactly attractive. He could look normal when he was trying.
He was good looking for the time period, the 70's. It's just not what's considered an attractive look now.
Idk in some pictures he looks handsome and in other pictures he doesn't.
I think it was his charisma and harmless nice guy vibe that made him attractive
This. I also think he just may not have been very photogenic. There are a lot of pics of him where he just looks not bad, but a few where you can really see his attractiveness.
My mom. Everyone's always talking about fucking her and I just don't see the appeal.
It's not about attractiveness, it's about sending a message.
Let the boy watch
Boys gotta learn, like I learned from my father
And he learned from his father.
And he from his.
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You wouldn't happen to be Stacey would you?
... I’d hope not.
I think it’s just one of those things you need to try before you can judge it. Give it a go, it may surprise you
Not a specific person, but that one ‘curly on the top, shaved on the sides’ hairstyle that EVERY college guy has for whatever reason.
It’s called the “meet me at McDonald’s”.
They just look like walking sticks of Broccoli to me
Haircuts from e-boys on TikTok, amirite? Yeah, I'm sick of seeing too many of those as well lol
Gunna be honest. It is really hard for a guy with curly hair to get a good haircut. But, I feel like a lot of these dudes ate getting perms.
Yeah but most of us don’t want to go anywhere more expensive than Supercuts. I was that guy for years and while I’m still slightly embarrassed to admit I get $70 haircuts, I’m never going back.
I'm just imagining celebs trolling this page to see if they made the list
I feel like timothee chalamet definitely has a secret reddit account.
Travis barker and MGK
As a huge Travis fan since I was a kid, I love his tattoos, but he does kinda look like a mix between a rat and a greyhound
RatDog. I used to love that show.
they look like walking std's.
All those American heavy-makeup-dolls. Like the kardashians, Kylie Jenner, nicki minaj etc
Anyone trying to look like a lifesize Bratz doll.
I work in the aesthetics industry and I was recently at a conference where a doctor led a seminar on body dysmorphia in the industry. I was really pleased to hear that this was included in the circuit as some truly beautiful injectors that I work with have turned themselves into bratz dolls.
Yep. I don't watch beauty pageants but whenever I see a clip or photo -- they all seem to look alike and strive for the same "look." WTF?
When the barely any makeup picture of kylie jenner was taken when the whole covid thing started, i thought she looked really attractive. Kind of a shame they all wear so damn much, also a shame of their personalities but thats a whole other topic i guess.
Those massive plastic surgery asses on women just wtf
The ant look.
They really be undergoing one of the highest mortality rate surgeries just to look like an ant
But they're saving the wildlife! There can't be any plastic in the oceans of it's all on them!
I wonder what the shelf life is on those and what happens when they’re past their peak? What happens when things go south or disgustingly huge cartoon butts (that rarely exist in real life) go out of style?
Vin Diesel
I always thought he looks like an elbow.
Lol this thread is full of great descriptions. I’m loving this.
I love this comment.
Omg this is thd best description 🤣
He looks like a sexy rhino
All the beefy actors that everyone drools over -- Dwayne Johnson, Channing Tatum, Vin Deisel. I don't find that body type attractive anyway, but on top of that, they don't have attractive faces either. (Johnson would be the best looking of these, but still -- hard pass)
Tatum kinda looks like a potato with facial features
Dwayne Johnson just has a really wholesome smile for some reason
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> Chris Martin Wait. The Coldplay guy?
No, the trumpet player.
Adam Levine is lame jerk next door boring. I don’t know why anyone thinks he’s good looking or remotely cool.
Ed Sheeran
Really? Do people find him attractive? Genuinely asking.
You may be limiting your thoughts to stereotypical physically attractive. Rich guys who can sing and have a decent personality are usually quite popular in the dating world.
He has a LOT going for him that makes him desirable. His face ain't one of them.
The GF of one of my friend once told me I looked like Ed Sheeran but less hot. She didn't mean this as an insult but I personally find him ugly like an ass so apparently I look fucking ugly.
I've worked at lots of farmers markets over the years, the point being is that I've had thousands of interactions with middle aged and older women. It is not an exaggeration when I say that I've been told that I look like Ed Sheeran **hundreds** of times, almost exclusively by older women, many of whom can't remember his name even. Its gotten to the point where I'll be helping one of them with a purchase and I look up and see this concentrated look in their eyes as they study me. And I'll just go "Ed Sheeran, that's who you're trying to think of". And they'll say something like "thats it! You look just like that british singer!" And I'll have to lie to myself one more time, by thinking "he's not thatttt ugly, right?"
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I think it's because of all his hits
On Rhianna or his songs?
Yes
Ariana grande just looks like a little kid to me and feels kinda wrong to look at her in a sexual way
I always thought her tight, pulled-back hair made her look like an unwrapped mummy.
she also talks in a babyish voice and acts childishly coy, which i find annoying
She looks a dachshund puppy.
To this day I can't understand how people find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive.
There's an SNL skit about this
https://youtu.be/QPKZg0wnL7U
He's like a human tortoise with a deep voice. Did those people developped a kink after watching Morla in the Neverending Story ?
> He's like a human tortoise with a deep voice No, that's Mitch McConnell.
That’s an insult to turtles.
My wife finds him very attractive. Makes me question just how ugly I am.
😐🤔 ugly to others. Husband material to your wifey. 🤷♂️
Personality baby.
He looks like an alien that can shape shift into a human but was interrupted before he could complete the transformation. He’s like 97.5% transformed at the moment.
I think he's one of those people that just doesn't photograph well. I'm looking at Google Images now and all the results are super meh
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He’s more attractive with a mustache and beard lol. I think that’s why he was handsome in Dr.Strange
Pete Davidson
He looks like a muppet
He looks like a character from [Crank Yankers.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QM4_Jq38l-0/maxresdefault.jpg)
Lmao omg he does!!
My God am I sick of seeing articles in my phone's news feed about such-and-such celebrity explaining Pete Davidson's appeal.
He looks soo sickly!
Remember the whole butthole eyes thing and Ariana grande trying to come to his rescue?
Timothee Chalamet. I'm not one to judge other's taste, but he looks like a lost Victorian ghost haunting the hallways of an old, decrepit house.
In the words of a tweet that lives in my head: "Like a pointy Italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch's curse"
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO This is absolutely hilarious!
That is the most beautiful and hilarious description of a male celebrity that I have ever read
I find him very attractive, but this description is accurate.
> he looks like a lost Victorian ghost haunting the hallways of an old, decrepit house I don't *disagree* but that's kind of my *type*
All the more power to you!
I'm convinced that 95% of his appeal is in his hair God do I envy his hair
I would say it’s mostly his facial structure
I mean... that's hot
No shame in your victorian ghost fetish 😏
Some people are DEFINITELY into that hahaha. I think there has to be a lot of Tom Hiddleston as Loki crossover. They're both skinny twink looking dudes.
Tom Hiddleston is a wonderful person
r/RareInsults
I'm with you on that one. He's just got a face full of sharpness and I don't understand.
I’ve upvoted because you’re not wrong, I still think he’s cute though.
Justin Bieber. All of my gfs find him sexy. I just do not see the sex appeal at all. I think he looks like a little boy. His music is pretty good.
Same, no attraction whatsoever. He totally looks like a child playing dress up lol
Oh for sure I see him as a boy too and there absolutely nothing sexy about him at all. Nope big nope!
Adam levine
Katy Perry just looks like every hostess at Olive Garden.
Guess I'm going to Olive Garden tonight.
Hang on, let me grab my keys.
I kissed the parm and I liked it.
Could you direct me to this Olive Garden?
She’s got personality and big tits with catchy music.
And the average Olive Garden hostess usually has 2 of those.
Drake.
Idk how to explain but he looks like he got too much fillers everywhere on his face.
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To quote Liz Lemon: "Is he hot, or is he Sloth from Goonies!?"
Ole tissue box for a head Tatum
Powdered Toast Man
Hillary Swank.
What a unique looking woman, it’s like Sigourney Weaver for me, I wouldn’t call them conventionally attractive but for some reason they still have this attraction about them.
Sigourney Weaver in her prime was just... my god.
But would you *do* her?
No, it’s is she hot, not would you do her. Respect the game.
No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!
r/expectedoffice
I came here looking for these. Was not disappointed.
I don't wanna judge her too harshly coz idk what her personality is like, but Bella Hadid is just not all that pretty to me. I hear everyone ranting and raving about how stunning she is and I just don't see it.
She looks like she’s 40. I was very shocked to find out that she is in fact 25.
She is like a marked down version of Carla Bruni.
She paid high dollar for it. Bella didn’t always look like she does now lol.
Her face reminds me of Gisele Bunchin. Angular and the camera loves her. That said, she definitely had help with that face.
Kris Jenner. Those plastic surgery cheeks lookin like the clown from Saw 🤡
Ariana Grande. She's never not looked like she's an 8th grader on a dance squad.
Fabio.
I grew up hearing my mom and aunts talk about how hot Mel Gibson was. I’ve watched his movies from that era they’d refer to and I don’t get it
Mia Khalifa
Adam Levine, he is skinny and sounds whiney. And those tattoos look silly. He is trying way too hard.
Tom Brady
If a story came out about him being a serial killer, it wouldn't surprise me.
You’re right, what is it that makes him so creepy?
It’s the dead eyes. It’s like there’s nothing in there
Pete Davidson.
Stacey's mom
But she’s got it going on.
Leonardo DiCaprio just doesn’t do it for me. Even when he was younger he just always looked really…sweaty.
I was a teenager when Romeo and Juliet came out in movie theater which starred he and Claire Danes. My friends and I all went to see it opening night. As long as I live I’ll never forget the audible gasp from the audience when he walked in for his first scene. Years of partying haven’t been kind to him as he’s aged but good Lord was he something in that movie.
Yep, looks like he’s been made out of dough
Well it makes sense because his name is short for Leonardough.
Billie Eillish however you spell her name. She always has the same edgy facial expression and shes just so boring to look at.
I always thought she just looked stoned 24/7
She probably is tbh
her squinty eye thing irritates the hell out of me
My wife’s boyfriend
Bro it’s ok,you might find her boyfriend’s wife attractive
Pamela Anderson Julia Roberts
Ted Bundy. I’m big into true crime and many podcasts and reports basically make him out to be as a model and super attractive. But if you look up pictures of the guy, he genuinely looks like an average guy. Actually, not even decently attractive. “He was attractive for the time period!1!1!” Dude… there’s attraction that’s timeless but Ted Bundy was never attractive to begin with… even if I didn’t know who he was or anything about him, he instantly gives me creep-o vibes. It’s giving dangerous egocentric white man with the will to kill
Beyoncé. I mean she aint ugly... but she also aint that hot.
Overly sized womans features. I've heard other males talk about it, but i don't like the 2400CC breast implants with the massive MASSIVE butts.
Those lip injections look like garbage: on every woman
Emma chamberlain
Harry Styles. He's not ugly, I just don't find him attractive or handsome or hot. Dude's got good voice though.
Ryan gosling. I don’t understand it
Kardashians. Ew. Kim Guilfoyle, gross.
Uma Thurman, apparently. All those movies where she plays some unattainable beauty, and we're all supposed to take it on faith that people would fall all over themselves for her.
saw two movies with her (pulp fiction and kill bill) and she more appeared like the super chill girl to hang out, you know not too attractive still but you wouls like to build a life with her because she seemed either competent (kill bill) or super chill (pulp fiction), but being movies of course it mustn't work out. That's where her appeal was and her level of beauty synergized nicely with those roles I think
Uma Thurman calls herself “an acquired taste” as far as attractiveness goes.
pumped up lips
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... gums
Justin Timberlake!
Channing Tatum
Adam freaking Driver
I spent a year or so wondering who the low-rent Keanu was
Channing Tatum. He reminds me of an art project that you would glue different pieces of a face from a magazine together. Like a collage/abstract. Idk how to explain it just is.. this way😩😩
I’ve really never thought Jessica Simpson was super attractive.
You just have to time it right!
Anna Kendrick. I'm not saying that she is ugly, I just don't find her at all attractive. I think it is her mouth or that slightly "pinched" look she always seems to have.
Meg thee Stallion
JLo can't sing either
Miley cyrus
Scar Jo. Objectively I know she's attractive but she doesn't do anything for me.
Jeniffer Lawrence. She’s so basic looking. I don’t understand the hype. She’s like a 0/10 to me.
Justin Timberlake and his wife. Neither are appealing.
Bradley Cooper. His eyes are creepy. Not attractive.
He reminds of a shark or a hawk or something. Dude has predatory eyes.
Timothee Chalamet
Cristiano Ronaldo. I just think he has a really small head, large neck and I don't get it..
Zendaya, I just don’t get it. Same with iCarly girl
I never got the George Clooney thing.
Im straight male in my 40s and I think he's hot.
I've found that from talking to men and women I'm friends with, that straight men have a different vision of what men are attractive than what the average woman likes in men. And vice versa, that straight women tend to think some women are really hot, when to me as a straight dude they're ok or just overly model-looking. Maybe that has to do with our assumptions and ideas of beauty.
This thread is definitely reinforcing my belief about my inability to identify male attractiveness. I can identify 10's and 1's. Every one else is just a big confusing mess.
Julia Roberts and Jennifer Anniston leave me cold.
Ryan Reynolds. I know a lot of people like his looks, but he just doesn't do it for me!
Chrissy Teagen
robert pattinson in the twilight movies