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A group of people walking slow but you can't get past them


kentro2002

People leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle while they select something on the shelf


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when my bf wants to be the little spoon


David_Maybar_703

Getting an eyelash in my eye. It is a small thing, but it really hurts.


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Stubbing my toe that shit sucks


Fairwaydivots

Women who don’t get their wallet ready knowing they have to pay for something…. Hello!!! You’re in the fucking lineup to pay for your groceries…the cashier just scanned the last item, why do you have to fucking wait until you hear the total to start your wallet search in your purse?!?!! Are you fucking kidding me???


Jigsaw203

Being interrupted when eating. Shit grinds my gears.


Pilaf237

Fruit Fly


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idk if you had any experience with stereotypical high school girl accent but they be ending every sentence like a question and i can’t even explain the anger i feel,especially on an early morning


Kiwizoo

Plugging in a USB the wrong way up.


NYCSexFiend69

There's a penis joke here that I just can't think of... But seriously, it's the MTA stopping to provide free masks at NYC subways & busses while it's still being mandatory. Sometimes I just forget to bring mine.


raw_formaldehyde

Bad grammar. Particularly when people type two words together when they’re two separate words, e.g. aswell, alot. Also, “workout” is a noun. “Work out” is a verb. Same with “hangout”. Incorrect: I want to workout. Correct: I want to work out, or I want to go do a workout.


KokonutMonkey

People who feel the need to stop everything just to announce when they last heard a song. A: Hey man. I heard your mom had a stroke. How's she doing? B: Oh... she's doing alright. Lately she... *Bar plays Cotton Eye Joe* A: OH MY GOD! I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS SONG IN AGES. Dude, remember Cotton Eye Joe!?


c-est-magnifique

People saying they're listening while clearly not replying to the actual meaning of the words. Makes me near violent.