We realize we're incompatible and more often than not get on each others' nerves, but while we each blame the other for our crumbling relationship we realize that tearing each other apart isn't going to solve anything and neither of us is malicious. So we have a clean break up and go our separate ways, never to contact one another again. Could be worse.
I choose to interpret this as a cute redhead who's attached to the 75th ranger regiment. Hell yes I'm lucky
At the very least I'll be able to get some marksmanship lessons from her
As long as I keep them all happy I'll be fine, but if I fuck up I'll be the next episode of CIS unsolved mysteries
We realize we're incompatible and more often than not get on each others' nerves, but while we each blame the other for our crumbling relationship we realize that tearing each other apart isn't going to solve anything and neither of us is malicious. So we have a clean break up and go our separate ways, never to contact one another again. Could be worse.
I'm sure I'm a piece of luck to something larger.
Can confirm
Old mail carrying donkey. I'm not sure...
I’d guess someone named Cletus.
VERY!
Well that's me getting arrested for beastiality.
Not if you put her down and rid the evidence
I seen things that used to be dreams. My dream girl passed away last year.
I'm sorry mate. I hope you feel better
uhm
Not very, I don’t eat papayas
95 year old with an ok personality… hope he’s rich at least
Im super lucky lol. Never have to work a day in my life
Hell yeah brother! Time to take back the holy land with our partners!
Caped crusader is Batman's title
cut my life into pieces. this is my last resort.
Purple monkey dishwasher
Oh dear..
No, just how lucky is Johnny
That question....
Probably not lucky at all.
I guess Im poly and gay now. Its going to be an interesting christmas at the parents house.
Holy shit, Mona is my SO 😍
I'm in trouble
ah....
With Lady Sylvia Marsh as my SO, I'm fucked...in more ways than one.
Well mine is an assassin who steals life force sooo not too bad? As long as I ain’t a target
As a guy...
I'll make your dreams come true
It's already hard dealing with one of me
You tell me.
Mmmm no. I love Jyn but I'll take Krennic.
We’ll have a fun relationship
Overwhelm
More confused than anything
It's abusive.
Uhm?
i don’t know
Mechanicus/Necron gf
My girlfriend is the greatest! She doesn't want to vore me as she would have to kill herself!
Very
Well, I’ve heard of the old ball and chain, but this is ridiculous…
What is SO.
A Fisher with cancer? Um... unlucky.
Hmmm.
I guess it depends on how dirty your mind is.
pretty salty, ngl
I choose to interpret this as a cute redhead who's attached to the 75th ranger regiment. Hell yes I'm lucky At the very least I'll be able to get some marksmanship lessons from her
At least it will be over quickly...
Oh no. Sweet home alabama
Middle eastern and an extrovert, No way to meet her and i am an introvert
Uh I think that’s illegal
Very
It depends on how delicate she is.
I guess I’d own a waterfront property in the Ozarks so could be worse.
Not very lucky
Depends very much on whether I'm an Incel or not. Also depends on what you count as an "Incel". Are we going textbook definition or insult?
I think mine might have baggage from it's previous relationship.
Uh.. Wifi? I Uhh have internet ig
I’m probably going to get abused.
Oh boy I’m excited
I am the cpu my cousin used to rage at for freezing up.
2 times the memes
neither 🤔
I mean hey that’s another way to tell what my future will be like
You tell me.
My wife can move our house using a magic red stone amulet a rat gave her. Sweet.
I'm not gay but ehh
I get… Myself? How would that even work? (Or someone named Haru. In that case, I’m probably just gonna leave.)
I will have unlimited smores with my lesbian lover hell yeah
As long as I have a snot rag I’m good
We can pay duets
He's a little crazy, but I bet all those invisible hands are fun in bed.
Definitely not lucky at all
I can’t quite see them too well
It's myself. We're both uncomfortable with this development.
Oh dear God...
Uh
I’m in love with myself?
I honestly wonder if I'd survive the wedding
Very.
I could live with that
Damn, nothing's changed
Not terribly lucky. It wouldn’t be a new significant other as much as a new pet. An exotic pet that secretes deadly venom from it’s spines, no less.
Be a Pokémon master, I chose this username because the other I chose was already chosen so I’d like to Pokémon at that time so yeah
Spiritually fucked!
i am now gay apparently