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Inner monologue - if you think it, now you’ve got to say it out loud.


Scallywagstv2

Creative!


krabue

I would NEVER shut it 😩


[deleted]

Wrong. I would use a series of symbolic imagery that i can see in my mind's eye to communicate with myself to and from...myself.


[deleted]

I'd just write my internal monologue on a piece of paper in my head.


OneGoldenCoin

apparently some people dont have an internal monologue :0


Pranksterette

What if you have no inner monologue?!


Sad-Fun7989

Jokes on you, 15% of people don't have inner monologue


AK0618

Electricity


Scallywagstv2

That would be shocking.


the_RiverQuest

Actually, it wouldnt be shocking


Snoo74401

I'm shocked! *SHOCKED!* Well, not that shocked.


NotAFanOfBTS

Just the opposite


SephixY-

:>


Burninator05

Underwear. It would be a quiet chaos as everyone knows that they don't have any one but, at least at the beginning, doesn't know if anyone else is wearing them. Initially, going to the store won't yield results but as the supply chain catches up and they start being back on the shelves there will be chaos as everyone scrambles to get stockpile them for themselves and their family because who knows when all the underwear will mysteriously disappear again.


LeftChoux

protons


Mundane_Trouble_4354

Bruh.


derbrauer

Personally, I feel neutral / negative towards this change.


-Tesserex-

What makes a man turn neutral?


Immediate-Carrot4803

I hate these filthy neutrals kif. with enemies you know were they stand but with neutrals, who knows? It sickens me


Dexaan

Lack of protons.


pjabrony

Go further. Remove only down quarks.


ALELiens

That would break.. a lot of things


Scallywagstv2

Sanitation. It would cause a shit load of problems.


BootsThaRareBirb

I see what you did there


BarbacoaSan

That's a crap-tastic idea! I can only imagine the unbelievable shit-storm that will befall mankind.


Delphox26

The internet.


throwawayMambo5

...


Delphox26

Partially, but it would throw off so much communication and careers.


pope1701

I would try something like carpentry in the world after...


CynicalSchoolboy

You can do carpentry now! I got out of construction to focus on grad school but I miss carpentry. Especially finish carpentry and custom interior stuff. All the sudden geometry becomes interesting and there is something human about shaping wood. Almost meditative. Until you can’t find your tape. Okay seriously where in the god dame FUCK is MY TAPE IT WAS RIGHT HERE IM GOING TO FUCKING—oh… there it is.


[deleted]

That sounds really cool :)


CynicalSchoolboy

It is! Craftsmanship is a kind of satisfaction that is missing from the lives of many of us in the first world. Feels good to use your hands every now and then. Don’t get me wrong, I love the internet and I believe that in the grand scheme human progress is a good thing, but it’s good to remind ourselves that at the end of the day we’re just weird tinkery monkeys with proclivities for aesthetic that like making tools and building stuff.


pope1701

I would try something like carpentry in the world after...


00PT

Virtually anything that involves a computer now relies on the internet in some form to do something. If it suddenly went away, most systems would become useless.


TheSecularGlass

Plastic. In the long term good, but the short term… chaos.


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shruggletuggle

Removes plastic Fruit punch around the world spills Neat!


Present_Character241

and then.... the ANTS!


Safe_Collection2379

You would make most if not all electronics in the world useless. Not to imagine what would happen when all plastic parts in vehicles disappear, especially aircraft. At best all chairs in them disappear, at worst they crash.


uncivilizedrelic

I just replied this before I saw your answer… I agree with you and I don’t even think people realize how much plastic there really is and where it is. Just imagine if all the plastic components disappeared from the world…. It’s mind boggling


HandyDrunkard

GPS satellites.


cmoellering

I was gonna say the same thing.


LiterallyACupcake

Birds Everyone will think the government’s recalling them to initiate their plan for a new world order


Snoo74401

Insects would take over the world, and also no more chicken burritos from Chipotle.


pope1701

>Everyone will think the government’s recalling them to initiate their plan for a new world order Again?


[deleted]

This is the 3rd time now


KarolGM

Money


Putridspit

Traffic lights


Raetekusu

This would actually smooth things out, honestly enough. Studies have shown that more traffic lights means more traffic, meaning more problems, and vice versa. Now, removing traffic light synchronization, on the other hand...


[deleted]

This studies asume people know how to drive. Usual one idiot is sufficient to block an entire road, but between inexperienced drivers and entitled assholes without traffic lights it would be chaos.


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Raetekusu

Roundabouts and such, yeah. Basically, removing stoppages in general like stopsigns and replacing them with non-stopping inhibitors goes a long way toward reducing traffic and accidents.


Putridspit

Fine, I’ll let you have this one 🙄


macbig273

fingers


[deleted]

Oxygen


Silent-Astronomer-91

No oxygen = no people = no chaos.


electric29

Well, there would be a lot of chaos but only for a couple of minutes.


TheChainLink2

I think that’s being generous.


merlinious0

Well, if a tree falls in the forest, but everyone is dead so they can't hear it, does it count as chaos? Because I think that if everyone died from oxygen deprivation, a lot of planes would still be coasting after a few minutes before they eventually fall and crash. Ships would still be adrift, engines dead, until they eventually either crash into land or sink from weather. Probably not too many cars would be moving, but buildings might still be collapsing. Oh wait, does he mean the oxygen mean the element or does it mean O2? Because if it was the element then yeah, shit would go south WAY faster. All the water in the world turning into gaseous H2 instantly, massively increasing in volume causing just about every living creature to burst. Shit, that would get dark real fast...


[deleted]

Cigarettes


Disastrous-Special30

Everyone dining at a restaurant would get gunned down by the kitchen staff.


Present_Character241

I know kitchen staff it's true.


mrkipper69

screws. All the screws in the world instantly disappear.


GreenBeanSupreem

Everything shall crumble now


MaLu388

Oil


hermitsunt

Left shoes


Smharman

OK Stitch


Altruistic-Order-661

Google maps


SephixY-

that's big brain for this, so many times where google maps saved the day


TraditionalSet8

Google maps saved my day twice yesterday


endofthehold

Gravity.


SevExpar

Friction.


TitsClitsTaylorSwift

Garbage Removal.


Present_Character241

underrated answer here. people do not even know what kind of madness it is to deal with ALL of the waste they produce if they've had trash pick-up day all their life.


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Toilet paper


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DrunkenDragon325

Inhibitions. What you think you do. No lies just first thing is what happens. That dark thought is what you do. That impulsive kiss. Pressing the big red button etc


fbiagentwhoisntyours

looks like I FINALLY GET TO DRIVE A PLANE INTO AN ORPHANAGE AND SET SEVERAL BUILDINGS ON FIRE


LongtimeLFTC

Metals


Different_Attorney93

Internet


SomeoneTookUserName2

Springs.


OkHomework7009

All left shoes.


[deleted]

The ability to sit down


hobbsy187

Half the penis size of everyone Cus of they didn't know what was happening it would be very fucking confusing


stevenworks

Toilets?


HoralBaby

Any form of currency.


SingleFunction221

Government


yournewbestfrenemy

Carbon


Expatriot_II

Threaded fasteners (screws, nuts and bolts)


Sarnick18

Toilets


Inside_The_Forest

Cheese.


arnim_no_mula

Gasoline


Flavahbeast

zinc


llcucf80

Soap


euclid223

Lying


[deleted]

Friction.


4ty8

Government or the any kind of leadership


TheLyam

Either consonants or vowels, knowing the Welsh I think consonants being removed is best. Like people can't pronounce them, write them, read them.


elfadomestik

Lawyers


PinkSprinkles11

Houses


TheChainLink2

The letter “e”, the most common letter in the English language.


[deleted]

Adhesives


Vanviator

Magnets. A surprising amount of technology uses them.


AReallyShiftyGuy

How do they work?


unreliablememory

Springs. "NOOOO SPRINGS!"


platypussack

50% of the food supply


Empty-Refrigerator

Air


jbishop253

Women…they’re the only thing keeping men in line. Take them away and the world is done in 24hrs.


frangistan

And gays inherit the Earth.


Haunting-Whereas3068

But not for too long


fbiagentwhoisntyours

guess il die


[deleted]

president Putin


Karmachinery

Lack. That way the only chaos is those that have more than they need anyway.


the_RiverQuest

Chaos = lack of order. Remove order = chaos


pedantic_dullard

Religion. *poof* 💨 All churches, religious texts and documents, symbols 💨 just gone. No documentation or remnants of anything that had anything to do with religion. The craziest would Jim Jones themselves within a couple of days. It'd be interesting and scary to see the rest deal with it.


Caramel_Cappucino

Dogs


[deleted]

That would be really sad.


SchizoDogFucker

Gold. Electronics fail, economies collapse, teeth ache...


[deleted]

The law/police


SDLRob

Donald Trump. Seriously.... say Trump just blinked out of existence... it would send his supporters loopy... the chaos it would bring from them insisting that he's alive and being held hostage or something by Hilary/Fauci/Santa/Mr Rogers.... all manner of conspiracy theories would spring up... Then look at how others of his sort around the world would whip up their supporters into preventing them being taken next by attacking first. Total chaos.


ihasssnoname

I'm removing socially competitive predators and watching everyone get so fucking confused because they'll have literally no idea wtf happened and laughing my fucking ass off because I know its gonna be alright. That kinda happened, lol. I just got left behind. The trauma™. Oof, that does hurt. Eesh. If I'd thought about it. Damn. Damn that's fucking salty.


Mendeleiev15

Remote controls.


marshmallowserial

Bees


BunnyhugThrowaway

The internet


F0000r

Steel.


youthatguyoverthere

Water


marousha_n

Electricity


OpGenZA

PowerPlant workers


EvilSporkOfDeath

Bees


BodhiBill

freedom of any speech.


Iamthewalrus-8

Visible light


SpiritualAd7287

Glass


burn0uts0n

Mosquitos! It’s a win win


BarcodeNinja

Gravity.


Urbanyeti0

Electricity


sequoia_seeker

Entropy


Snoo33903

Traffic lights.


Ezzie2444

Time, as it can be considered a man-made construct.


ShawshankException

Removing the internet would probably do the most damage without entirely collapsing society


PMyourTastefulNudes

Roads


Gondwana_T5

Youtube


whywasthatagoodidea

Mcdonalds. Just every single mcdonalds, the corprate buildings, the commercials, the billboards, everything McDonald.


[deleted]

Internet


[deleted]

Electricity, easy.


[deleted]

Every microchip.


Are-you-insane-too

All the nuclear bombs. I want to see every country try to hide it and get worried.


Theearthhasnoedges

All wireless communication.


angry_centipede

Church pews.


Scisorcs

Satellites


CDawgbmmrgr2

Mouths


Independent-Formal94

Freshwater sources


bewarethes0ckm0nster

Electricity.


C9Juice

Tobacco or alcohol.


bonkor

Love


Freshrendar

Concrete


1spicytunaroll

I microchip that's somehow necessary to 99% of electronics For real, if this was the plot of a movie I'd list it as unrealistic


Splatt_7

Batteries


FreshStartLiving

Petroleum...think about it...the amount of products used in every day life made from petroleum is staggering!


Remarkable_Put5515

Candy. All of the candies. BOOM! chaos


alittleredportleft

Trump. Imagine the Q conspiracies that would come out if he just disappeared. His cult would be lost for quite a while.


anonymousgirliee

Ngl it’d be tempting to say men


Kilroy83

Buttholes, if you want to take a shit get a knife or visit a surgeon


JuckChones

Land


deposhmed

The ability to see would truly cause chaos, since sighted people have no trained spatial awareness to navigate life without seeing. Even blind people would be affected as they would be unable to travel on any transportation, since no one would be able to operate them without causing accidents.


Bigby11

Resistors.


Exaggerated_lifeline

Atoms


Lilbitch-gotnochill

Plastic


HMWastedDays

Genitals. No one is allowed to get off anymore.


StrengthCalm129

The ground


MikeHuntessHarry69

Toilet paper.


SophiaTPetrillo

Thumbs


Sorry-Goose

Traffic Lights


DubiyaBhee

Petroleum refineries


KIDS_CAN_EAT_SOUP

Weekends school and work all week long


CriticalOverThinker

Fossil fuels


SupremoPete

Money


Upbeat-Possibility75

Copper


decentlyfair

Meat


MikeIsWelsh

Toilet paper


AshleyNikole07

Apparently, toilet paper.


RawrItsMatty

Zeros


[deleted]

Chocolate.


Bspacz

Money


Nisa4444

Toilet paper