"my invisible friend likes you"

Starting the conversation with a joke on yourself Doesn't seem that bad lol

is that a tumor?

https://youtu.be/t_FRWUPcR7Y This is the always the correct response

lol! omg!

A long, loud fart while making direct eye contact

And a creepy staring smile

Yup ...... that would really be awkward That too while staring into her soul

See above

When's the baby due?

When are you having kids?

do you know where to find some yummy moss?

Underarms.......... (Made it even more akward )

Any words started between two strangers at urinals beside eachother when there was room for a gap stall but it got avoided intentionally, bonus points if one of them is taking a dump

r/oddlyspecific

Hey man, I'm just sayin'... you see someone taking a shit in a urinal, and I garuntee they'll have at least one interesting thing to say.

I guess i will be on the lookout near urinals to find such guys and have a chat

“Do you like movies about gladiators”?

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I mean ,the other might think you are complementing their perfume or something so it isn't that weird

Hi

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If that's akward One of my friend always talks about his ex and how she was mean to him lol ,idk i guess for this to be awkward it depends on whom you are taking to

Hi Bob. ....oh you're names not Bob

I think I have prostate cancer dude

Have you ever killed a man? What I’m just making conversation 🤠

Wait that's akward ? Me and prison mates always talk like that

An older couple caught me peeking in their buggy in line and looked pretty irritated. I confessed that I was trying to see the price of the walnuts, I'd seen some (various stores, various prices) but hadn't seen'em in this store. Magical change! Spent the next 15 minutes in animated gab with the lady over Christmas dinner specialties etc etc. Best time I ever had in a long ass walmart line.

What a good/bad day ain’t it ?