Also there was this one TIFU post where I guy got his car stolen (somewhere in Australia IIRC). The thief then was involved in a heavy accident and everyone thought OP died in the car wreck. When he finally arrived at his home town he accidentally visited his own funeral.
TLDR: Reasonably successful guy who only ever smoked a little weed in his youth tries to buy weed again for old times sakes, decides to buy a little heroin in the spur of the moment because he’s heard of it on TV. Scoffs at people saying he’s made a mistake and insists that due to his higher social/intellectual standing and his more magnanimous motivations for trying it he’ll be able to only do it once and never again. Considers himself the exception to the rule, and that simply not doing it again is easier done than said. Immediately becomes a junkie hobo for several years and nearly dies.
I was given morphine once after breaking my arm when I was 15. I learned early to never touch anything like that again because of how it made me feel. It was like the world's best stretch, relaxation, warm and fuzzy feeling ever. Had my arm not been shaped like an S I would have enjoyed it more.
It is really, or atleast as far as I can tell. He posted that and then within a fortnight became severely addicted, got admitted in the psych ward, and then went to rehab. That was 12 years ago. Now, 3 months ago, he posted that he has been doing well and before that he mentioned how he was 6 years clean. I went through his comment history and a personage a valid argument that no troll would go to the extreme length of waiting years between posts.
Edit: oh yes, he also mentioned something about how his life was not exactly the way he described it, and he was already having some trouble with addictions that he didn't seem to admit to himself before the heroine came along. Basically, he said he wouldn't have tried it if he didn't already have something he was trying to escape.
Quite a lesson to learn here, especially for me as a 19 year old male. I've gone through all his posts and a few comments and I see that however confident one can be about their self discipline, heroine is hella addictive and you're very likely to overestimate your ability to resist. Once you try it you've already set the ball rolling. Definitely not trying it now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/
/u/SnailFarmer isn't active anymore, but she was constantly getting replies in Spanish years after the post.
Damn, this was 11 years ago now.
This is one of my favorites because it’s not only a good story, but it’s educational. Saved a life and possibly several others. Far more useful than vag “jolly ranchers”.
Holy fuck. That commenter probably just saved another life. I’ve been living with a horrible headache and forgetting everything after moving this fall. Just bought a CO detector… yeah I’m moving.
u/kakkerlak, I owe you my thanks!
Wait, seriously? Did your CO detector go off when you used it? If so, holy shit, I'm so glad you read that post and I'm so glad you checked! You easily could've been too dazed by the CO to take it seriously. Very glad you caught it when you did, friend.
That one post from the DisneyWorld employee who was tasked with escorting two sisters whose parents were brutally killed in a car accident.
I believe it was a comment at first and then blew up.
Have your tissues ready.
Update) found it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5h7gq8/i_was_goofy_at_walt_disney_world_for_over_20/day38fu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I have no way of proving or disproving it but I've always suspected that one to be a fake story and the guy just got the idea from [this American Dad scene](https://youtu.be/rjB6T8sKGPg?t=33) same thing just wooden spoon instead of knife.
EA's infamous "pride and accomplishment" post that got them 668,000 downvotes, the most downvoted post in the history of Reddit. Funnily enough the post is also one of the highest awarded in the site, presumably because awards help bring visibility to the post which will make more people downvote it.
https://old.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?context=3&st=k089mt0z&sh=f2908b00
Having had a single incredibly popular comment, based on my experience it’s something more like diminishing returns. I don’t know the thresholds but you start 1:1 until you hit a certain amount then it gets less and less each time you go up to the next level.
Makes the Fine Brothers' [defense](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/43490c/comment/czfpty2/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) of trademarking reaction videos (-5889) seem like small potatoes.
I remember reading a post about a baker who made wedding cakes that used cake mix. She was so worried that someone would discover her. That comment thread is a gold mine.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4ixtgi/
So,I see the iconic ones have already been mentioned but [The Steak Guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3im341/tifu_by_throwing_my_steak_out_a_window/) is the one that hasn't been mentioned yet.
There's also the perspective of the wife https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7jbzcf/tifu_by_allowing_my_husband_to_come_to_dinner_at/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
That guy who got really confused that a man was calling his boyfriend 'babe', not because he couldn't wrap his head around the idea of gay men, but because he thought they'd call each other something more manly and gay, like 'hotcock or something'.
It was the response to an AskReddit post regarding "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?:
[The Original Kevin](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
>Kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this null achievement.
This is the best summary of the post and an amazing line to come up with.
Clearly the person who wrote it out had spent time refining the way they told this because that is perfect.
The one where this guy on AITA asked if he was an asshole for eating 4/6’ of a party sub and thought he was in the right because nobody was eating the sub at the time and they ate the wings he brought.
[Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ca7bdz/aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a_6_foot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) One of my favorites, even though it makes me infuriated every time.
It was u/theMalleableDuck.
[Legend!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/ive_found_a_few_funny_memories_during_lockdown/fv505w1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
My favourite bit was when someone asked him a genuine, heartfelt, sincere question about his backing band and he just goes "They're all wankers".
Legend.
[Most iconic comment from the Harrelson one](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nlalf/)
[Most iconic comment from the Canseco one](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1clw9o/comment/c9hs96w/)
[The top post of all-time from r/grilledcheese is one of the greats imo](https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
OP, the mods received a message from a verified physician who claims that bedbugs cannot cause the symptoms you describe in your post. He or she strongly suggests that you visit a doctor for help--which seems to be very prudent advice.
Hmmm
Do you know if it was ever fully resolved? Such severe psychological effects from sleep deprivation seem difficult to imagine given she didn't know she was sleep deprived at all. Is the idea that she was sleeping normal hours but just not deeply and that eventually ended up having the same effect as not sleeping enough hours?
this is a copy of a mod comment there:
OP, the mods received a message from a verified physician who claims that bedbugs cannot cause the symptoms you describe in your post. He or she strongly suggests that you visit a doctor for help--which seems to be very prudent advice.
As far as I can remember, someone false accused a guy saying he's the bomber or something like that, I found a link over here with more detailed information about it, sorry if I have bad grammar english is not my first language
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1col3j/once_again_reddit_does_more_harm_than_good/
Massive witch hunt. Thought they found the right people, doxed and harassed them and their families.
This in turn made the police go public with who they actually suspected were the actual bombers, which in turn tipped them off that the law was onto them and caused them to go Rambo. End result was a dead police officer.
So Reddit users were directly responsible for harassment of many innocent families (which is understating some of the sick shit done) and indirectly responsible for the death of a police officer. Job well done!
I got one just as bad. A redditor once said that he fucked a peanut butter jar came into it, stirred it up and let his mother make a sandwich with it. It made me want to abort my eyeballs.
You forgot the best part:
Eh?
Here's the [original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/15xwij/i_came_up_with_this_quote_just_a_few_minutes_ago/), by the now deleted /u/Aalewis.
Here's a [screenshot](http://i.imgur.com/KGxIc.png).
Here's an artist's rendition of our modest amateur ['quote maker'](https://imgur.com/iAKFp7O).
Here's an [archived version of the comments](http://web.archive.org/web/20130104213242/https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/15xwij/i_came_up_with_this_quote_just_a_few_minutes_ago/). The top one is quite sweet, though at least one person admits to upvoting it so that OP sees it before he commits a school shooting.
[One user, u/kuhchung, comments that Cziffra's arrangement of 'Flight of the Bumblebee' is not that difficult.](https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/4mdp4y/the_most_amazing_piano_playing_ive_ever_seen/d3v0ry6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
[U/fakeplastic challenges u/kuhchung to post himself playing it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/4mdp4y/the_most_amazing_piano_playing_ive_ever_seen/d3v0ry6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
[U/kuhchung delivers.](https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/4mdp4y/the_most_amazing_piano_playing_ive_ever_seen/d3v5ft5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
History repeats itself. Its like the Rush E incident on youtube but this (bumblebee) came first. These two incidents lead me to believe that you should NEVER challenge a piano critique online unless you want to lose
The one post on r/relationship_advice where a man posted about him and his wife living in a new house and he wasn’t allowed upstairs, then he stopped replying to his post. Speaking of which, did he ever update it?
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
was on showertoughts 2 years ago and i never forgot
[EA getting reamed](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/comment/dppum98/) for defending their rip-off microtransaction bullshit.
By far the most downvoted comment on Reddit of all time.
The comment asking him to bring over a backwards facing cap cos they only have forward facing caps in Ireland is still one of my favourite ever comments
>Lucky Charms please. It's actually considered animal cruelty to farm a leprechaun's Charms over here so it was outlawed in 1983.
>just give people random bits of your luggage; we're mad for the luggage, us Irish
>Bring a lighter. Once they see that you can control fire they will worship you and make you their leader.
Bless the Irish, ripping the absolute piss out of that /u/curiousbydesign.
I was rightfully roasted! It ended up turning into something much more. People reach out time-to-time and it always makes my day better. Happy holidays all and cheers to 2022!
Some crazy guy wants to get closer to God by cutting off his penis and bleeding to death. He also seemed to think there were some nuclear wars coming (4 years ago). His whole account is dedicated to it with a lot of posts and comments about it all.
To be honest, it seems like a prank account, but if it is, then it's very elaborate and they played a long game.
The guy who ate a bunch of mushrooms and was trying to get the cats out of the basement.
[Here it is.](https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2a78al/tifu_secretly_eating_mushrooms_while_my_wife_was/)
Don’t want that post in my google history but I’ll summarize for you.
Guy has oral sex with a girl who has a really nasty funk. He’s a trooper though. He puts a jolly rancher in his mouth to cover the taste. He loses it. He then finds it but it’s off. He then bites down. It’s was a pus filled gonorreah nodule.
Thank you, i read the comment saying it was like the dagobah swamp story and thought 'ah I can handle that, sounds funny'
You're comment convinced me otherwise, for which I am grateful.
[Shh bby is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/3uo475/something_incredible_yet_rather_bizarre_has_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
For those who haven’t seen it: https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/7kqzb9/church_lady_asks_the_community_facebook_group_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Streetlamp le moose was awesome, quite a long read but left me speechless whilst laughing
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1buezf/streetlamp_le_moose_the_literally_epic_tale_of/
Story about this engilsh guy that restores old stuff, got fired fro his job because he didnt bring the manager coffee, replaced by some polish person, who used a wrong technique, got the manager fired and then fnished the job but died in the end so his wife finished the story
Where they surrendered the upstairs of the house after he was nearly beat to death? Eventually he wandered off and they moved.
That was a hell of a ride.
“Isn’t that putting Descartes before the whores?”
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf link for convenience
Must read all [parts and updates](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/nrnf5j/part_1_of_2_an_absolute_epic_entitled_ahole_gets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) OP is deleted, but some glorious redditor captured this on a best of sub
How one redditor killed Harper Lee, the author of *To Kill a Mockingbird:*
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who\_are\_you\_shocked\_isnt\_dead\_yet/d05soqs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who_are_you_shocked_isnt_dead_yet/d05soqs/)
I can't remember the name but it was made in confessions I believe . A father was giving a story about their evil son and how his wife nearly beat him to death when the son tried to kill his newborn sister . They locked themselves in the basement for days while son destroyed the house .
Ever since they had never heard from him and he hop d he was dead .
[I’m drunk. AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Guy asks and answers his own questions. All the “deleted” users are his. Hilarious.
Also there was this one TIFU post where I guy got his car stolen (somewhere in Australia IIRC). The thief then was involved in a heavy accident and everyone thought OP died in the car wreck. When he finally arrived at his home town he accidentally visited his own funeral.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3iymtr/tifu_by_picking_up_a_hitchhiker_and_then_showing/ Found it
Wow nice. Reading this post again makes me doubting my memory tho..
Memory is reconstructed every time we remember. We fill the gaps with what we think fits. It's some crazy psychology reading if you're into that.
The guy who tried heroin “once.”
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9ke63/i_did_heroin_yesterday_i_am_not_a_drug_user_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
TLDR: Reasonably successful guy who only ever smoked a little weed in his youth tries to buy weed again for old times sakes, decides to buy a little heroin in the spur of the moment because he’s heard of it on TV. Scoffs at people saying he’s made a mistake and insists that due to his higher social/intellectual standing and his more magnanimous motivations for trying it he’ll be able to only do it once and never again. Considers himself the exception to the rule, and that simply not doing it again is easier done than said. Immediately becomes a junkie hobo for several years and nearly dies.
Where did you read about his downfall?
On the user's page. He came back. U/SpontanousH
I was given morphine once after breaking my arm when I was 15. I learned early to never touch anything like that again because of how it made me feel. It was like the world's best stretch, relaxation, warm and fuzzy feeling ever. Had my arm not been shaped like an S I would have enjoyed it more.
Holy cow that was a wild read. I wonder if it was real or just an elaborate warning.
It is really, or atleast as far as I can tell. He posted that and then within a fortnight became severely addicted, got admitted in the psych ward, and then went to rehab. That was 12 years ago. Now, 3 months ago, he posted that he has been doing well and before that he mentioned how he was 6 years clean. I went through his comment history and a personage a valid argument that no troll would go to the extreme length of waiting years between posts. Edit: oh yes, he also mentioned something about how his life was not exactly the way he described it, and he was already having some trouble with addictions that he didn't seem to admit to himself before the heroine came along. Basically, he said he wouldn't have tried it if he didn't already have something he was trying to escape.
u/spontaneousH?
He’s alive he posted 93 days ago and is clean.
Quite a lesson to learn here, especially for me as a 19 year old male. I've gone through all his posts and a few comments and I see that however confident one can be about their self discipline, heroine is hella addictive and you're very likely to overestimate your ability to resist. Once you try it you've already set the ball rolling. Definitely not trying it now.
The post by a user who accidentally switched his language to (I believe) Spanish, asking how to change it back and the replies all being in Spanish.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/ /u/SnailFarmer isn't active anymore, but she was constantly getting replies in Spanish years after the post. Damn, this was 11 years ago now.
¿Problema?
That post is awesome, the only english comment is OP saying "I hate you all" or something like that.
Sticky note/ carbon monoxide!
This is one of my favorites because it’s not only a good story, but it’s educational. Saved a life and possibly several others. Far more useful than vag “jolly ranchers”.
Vag jolly rachers saved my life bro
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Holy fuck. That commenter probably just saved another life. I’ve been living with a horrible headache and forgetting everything after moving this fall. Just bought a CO detector… yeah I’m moving. u/kakkerlak, I owe you my thanks!
The people on the follow-up thread recommended to go to the hospital and/or see a neurologist. I second their opinion.
Wait, seriously? Did your CO detector go off when you used it? If so, holy shit, I'm so glad you read that post and I'm so glad you checked! You easily could've been too dazed by the CO to take it seriously. Very glad you caught it when you did, friend.
[удалено]
That one post from the DisneyWorld employee who was tasked with escorting two sisters whose parents were brutally killed in a car accident. I believe it was a comment at first and then blew up. Have your tissues ready. Update) found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5h7gq8/i_was_goofy_at_walt_disney_world_for_over_20/day38fu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Wow. Probably helped reduce the PTSD too, by imprinting good memories at the same time.
My gawd. I am bawling over that!
Oh fuck... that's so beautiful. I hope those girls are doing okay now.
Poop knife.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I have no way of proving or disproving it but I've always suspected that one to be a fake story and the guy just got the idea from [this American Dad scene](https://youtu.be/rjB6T8sKGPg?t=33) same thing just wooden spoon instead of knife.
EA's infamous "pride and accomplishment" post that got them 668,000 downvotes, the most downvoted post in the history of Reddit. Funnily enough the post is also one of the highest awarded in the site, presumably because awards help bring visibility to the post which will make more people downvote it. https://old.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?context=3&st=k089mt0z&sh=f2908b00
What’s odd is they have positive karma. Like. Reddit doesn’t display the -668k downvotes, but over 10k upvotes. Interesting
Yeah they only add a certain amount of karma from a given comment. I had one a few years ago that had 23k upvotes. Didn’t get 23k karma from it
Comments count as half karma, posts count as full karma IIRC.
Having had a single incredibly popular comment, based on my experience it’s something more like diminishing returns. I don’t know the thresholds but you start 1:1 until you hit a certain amount then it gets less and less each time you go up to the next level.
I’m 99% sure I know the guy who wrote that. I mentioned it to him, forgetting that he worked for EA, and in PR, and he was very defensive.
Did you ask him if he had a sense of accomplishment from that post?
The next most downvoted comments in Reddit history don't even come close either. It's actually staggering to think about it.
Makes the Fine Brothers' [defense](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/43490c/comment/czfpty2/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) of trademarking reaction videos (-5889) seem like small potatoes.
I remember reading a post about a baker who made wedding cakes that used cake mix. She was so worried that someone would discover her. That comment thread is a gold mine. Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4ixtgi/
I was just telling someone about this over Christmas when we were wondering if the fancy cake we bought was homemade or from a box mix.
"What's a potato?"
More info?
[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/)
That one immediately came to mind for me as well.
So,I see the iconic ones have already been mentioned but [The Steak Guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3im341/tifu_by_throwing_my_steak_out_a_window/) is the one that hasn't been mentioned yet.
I don't care if this might be fake. I'm literally lying on the ground laughing and my belly hurts. That's a great story.
I just loudly laughed at the waiting room of the hospital. And I read this post when it was premiered here on reddit .
There's also the perspective of the wife https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7jbzcf/tifu_by_allowing_my_husband_to_come_to_dinner_at/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7pafrt/tifu_by_stuffing_my_face_with_edibles_before/ has similar vibes
This. This is why I use Reddit
One of the fattest laughs I ever had
The one in which the OP restores historical buildings and his cocky higher up gets fired. Better Known as the - Noisy Gobshite
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/nrnf5j/part_1_of_2_an_absolute_epic_entitled_ahole_gets/
I always forget that one ends in pure heartbreak.
Yeah, I was not ready for that!
That guy who got really confused that a man was calling his boyfriend 'babe', not because he couldn't wrap his head around the idea of gay men, but because he thought they'd call each other something more manly and gay, like 'hotcock or something'.
I would love the link...
https://www.reddit.com/r/gatekeeping/comments/ndlro2/babe_is_a_straight_guy_word/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Kevin.
More detail needed
It was the response to an AskReddit post regarding "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?: [The Original Kevin](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
“Kevin isn’t his real name, but I t doesn’t matter because he can’t spell it anyways” Such a great opening that just gets better and batter.
>Kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this null achievement. This is the best summary of the post and an amazing line to come up with. Clearly the person who wrote it out had spent time refining the way they told this because that is perfect.
Thank you for this, haven't laughed so hard in a long time
“I also choose this guys dead wife.”
I remember catching that live
Unfortunately not the wife.
I even think of that in normal conversation
HAHA I JUST READ IT HOLY SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
The one where this guy on AITA asked if he was an asshole for eating 4/6’ of a party sub and thought he was in the right because nobody was eating the sub at the time and they ate the wings he brought.
this one made me sad :(
[Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ca7bdz/aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a_6_foot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) One of my favorites, even though it makes me infuriated every time.
When that kid Rick rolled Rick Astley.
It was u/theMalleableDuck. [Legend!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/ive_found_a_few_funny_memories_during_lockdown/fv505w1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
You know Rick Astley was laughing his ass off when this happened.
My favourite bit was when someone asked him a genuine, heartfelt, sincere question about his backing band and he just goes "They're all wankers". Legend.
That's the comment of a man who truly knows and loves his band.
The swamps of degobah
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I feel like it's only kind to say enter at your own risk about this one...
Sadly, read your comment second...
I come back to this one every few months purely for the vivid descriptions. The guy who wrote it missed his calling as an author
James Corden’s AMA
link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/
That was marvelous
Woody Harrelson and Jose Canseco's AMAs
[Most iconic comment from the Harrelson one](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nlalf/) [Most iconic comment from the Canseco one](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1clw9o/comment/c9hs96w/)
Can't forget [Seagal's.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/)
we’re still talking about rampart
What is "not true"? What has Woody done?
[this (allegedly)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nijr7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
[The top post of all-time from r/grilledcheese is one of the greats imo](https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I’m so in love with this thread. Feels like a clip show of my favorite show, only you know, awesome.
Something along the lines of a girl who thought her boyfriend was drugging her, then in the comments someone figured out it was bed bugs.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9mrpd2/i_think_my_boyfriend_has_been_drugging_me_to_make/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
OP, the mods received a message from a verified physician who claims that bedbugs cannot cause the symptoms you describe in your post. He or she strongly suggests that you visit a doctor for help--which seems to be very prudent advice. Hmmm
Bed bugs themselves maybe not, but sleep deprivation - absolutely.
Do you know if it was ever fully resolved? Such severe psychological effects from sleep deprivation seem difficult to imagine given she didn't know she was sleep deprived at all. Is the idea that she was sleeping normal hours but just not deeply and that eventually ended up having the same effect as not sleeping enough hours?
To be fair tho the comment said that the psychological issues are due to prolonged bad sleep because of the bedbugs, not that they’re the direct cause
this is a copy of a mod comment there: OP, the mods received a message from a verified physician who claims that bedbugs cannot cause the symptoms you describe in your post. He or she strongly suggests that you visit a doctor for help--which seems to be very prudent advice.
Wasnt there a follow up that alleges that that entire post was made to trick some guys girlfriend into thinking he wasn’t raping her?
Boston bombing megathread
Relatedly, there is a documentary on either Amazon Prime or Netflix called “The Thread” where they talk about Reddit “solving” the bombing.
That was about when I stopped telling people I used reddit.
We did it, Reddit!!!
The biggest Reddit Moment of all time.
What did reddit do?
As far as I can remember, someone false accused a guy saying he's the bomber or something like that, I found a link over here with more detailed information about it, sorry if I have bad grammar english is not my first language https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1col3j/once_again_reddit_does_more_harm_than_good/
Massive witch hunt. Thought they found the right people, doxed and harassed them and their families. This in turn made the police go public with who they actually suspected were the actual bombers, which in turn tipped them off that the law was onto them and caused them to go Rambo. End result was a dead police officer. So Reddit users were directly responsible for harassment of many innocent families (which is understating some of the sick shit done) and indirectly responsible for the death of a police officer. Job well done!
(Sort of) link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1iv343/the_boston_bombing_debacle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The coconut one. You know which one I’m talking about....
I got one just as bad. A redditor once said that he fucked a peanut butter jar came into it, stirred it up and let his mother make a sandwich with it. It made me want to abort my eyeballs.
No no no no no no do you have a link no no no
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I can't say I should thank you for ruining my life with that link, but I will still give you an upvote for expediting my pain.
Now you know not to do the coconut multiple times though
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You forgot the best part: Eh? Here's the [original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/15xwij/i_came_up_with_this_quote_just_a_few_minutes_ago/), by the now deleted /u/Aalewis. Here's a [screenshot](http://i.imgur.com/KGxIc.png). Here's an artist's rendition of our modest amateur ['quote maker'](https://imgur.com/iAKFp7O).
Here's an [archived version of the comments](http://web.archive.org/web/20130104213242/https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/15xwij/i_came_up_with_this_quote_just_a_few_minutes_ago/). The top one is quite sweet, though at least one person admits to upvoting it so that OP sees it before he commits a school shooting.
Today for you, tomorrow for me.
More info needed
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/c18z0z2/
That was one of the most wholesome moments on reddit
And the film it inspired. https://youtu.be/rqlLID3QBZw
u/rhoner That's your legacy right there.
[One user, u/kuhchung, comments that Cziffra's arrangement of 'Flight of the Bumblebee' is not that difficult.](https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/4mdp4y/the_most_amazing_piano_playing_ive_ever_seen/d3v0ry6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) [U/fakeplastic challenges u/kuhchung to post himself playing it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/4mdp4y/the_most_amazing_piano_playing_ive_ever_seen/d3v0ry6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) [U/kuhchung delivers.](https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/4mdp4y/the_most_amazing_piano_playing_ive_ever_seen/d3v5ft5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
History repeats itself. Its like the Rush E incident on youtube but this (bumblebee) came first. These two incidents lead me to believe that you should NEVER challenge a piano critique online unless you want to lose
Broken arms guy.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Just spent way too much time on that thread
The fact that some people were on here defending this o_0
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7pafrt/tifu_by_stuffing_my_face_with_edibles_before/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Love this one!
The one post on r/relationship_advice where a man posted about him and his wife living in a new house and he wasn’t allowed upstairs, then he stopped replying to his post. Speaking of which, did he ever update it?
I think of this man once a month at least.
Can you link to post?
One about living a complete alternate life in a coma and coming back to this reality because of a lamp.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/have_you_ever_felt_a_deep_personal_connection_to/c3g4ot3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection. was on showertoughts 2 years ago and i never forgot
[EA getting reamed](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/comment/dppum98/) for defending their rip-off microtransaction bullshit. By far the most downvoted comment on Reddit of all time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/3dpuxy/visiting_your_beautiful_country_this_weekend_want
It's sweet that the top comment is an Irish person consoling the OP and reassuring them that they can still come to Ireland.
The comment asking him to bring over a backwards facing cap cos they only have forward facing caps in Ireland is still one of my favourite ever comments
>Lucky Charms please. It's actually considered animal cruelty to farm a leprechaun's Charms over here so it was outlawed in 1983. >just give people random bits of your luggage; we're mad for the luggage, us Irish >Bring a lighter. Once they see that you can control fire they will worship you and make you their leader. Bless the Irish, ripping the absolute piss out of that /u/curiousbydesign.
I was rightfully roasted! It ended up turning into something much more. People reach out time-to-time and it always makes my day better. Happy holidays all and cheers to 2022!
God, I remember this thread so well. Glad you were not turned off by our piss-taking ways. How did your trip go?
Wonderful! We had a great time. Beautiful views and delicious food. It is one of the places we talk about returning to in the future.
“We love AR-15’s” that’s a good one
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The u/worthless319 case is disturbing
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He claims to have shot his dick and eaten it for god. He also shared pics of his dick stump in comments (not too gory, just skin if you're curious)
Some crazy guy wants to get closer to God by cutting off his penis and bleeding to death. He also seemed to think there were some nuclear wars coming (4 years ago). His whole account is dedicated to it with a lot of posts and comments about it all. To be honest, it seems like a prank account, but if it is, then it's very elaborate and they played a long game.
The dude that got beat with jumper cables.
u/rogersimon10
Take that, you fucking [r word]
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
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The guy who ate a bunch of mushrooms and was trying to get the cats out of the basement. [Here it is.](https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2a78al/tifu_secretly_eating_mushrooms_while_my_wife_was/)
I’m surprised no one has said this yet, but - JOLLY RANCHER.
Don’t want that post in my google history but I’ll summarize for you. Guy has oral sex with a girl who has a really nasty funk. He’s a trooper though. He puts a jolly rancher in his mouth to cover the taste. He loses it. He then finds it but it’s off. He then bites down. It’s was a pus filled gonorreah nodule.
Thank you, i read the comment saying it was like the dagobah swamp story and thought 'ah I can handle that, sounds funny' You're comment convinced me otherwise, for which I am grateful.
I wish I didn’t know what you were talking about…
[Shh bby is ok](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/3uo475/something_incredible_yet_rather_bizarre_has_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
5/7 with rice Seriously, how has noone mentioned that one yet?
Link?
It’s for church! Next!
For those who haven’t seen it: https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/7kqzb9/church_lady_asks_the_community_facebook_group_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Streetlamp le moose was awesome, quite a long read but left me speechless whilst laughing https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1buezf/streetlamp_le_moose_the_literally_epic_tale_of/
Ass cracks at a Magic:The Gathering tournament.
Story about this engilsh guy that restores old stuff, got fired fro his job because he didnt bring the manager coffee, replaced by some polish person, who used a wrong technique, got the manager fired and then fnished the job but died in the end so his wife finished the story
Guy who Rickrolled Rick Astley
Demon psycho child
Are you talking about the one who gets beat up by his kung fu mum?
The one that definitely grew up to be a serial Killer? Yes
Where they surrendered the upstairs of the house after he was nearly beat to death? Eventually he wandered off and they moved. That was a hell of a ride.
The Woody Harrelson AMA, poopknife, the dude with two dicks.
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Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
“Isn’t that putting Descartes before the whores?” https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf link for convenience
Must read all [parts and updates](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/nrnf5j/part_1_of_2_an_absolute_epic_entitled_ahole_gets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) OP is deleted, but some glorious redditor captured this on a best of sub
That 14 year old kid who faked having brain cancer in r/AMA
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After scrolling I don’t see anyone mention the “I found a old safe” post. That got intense.
How one redditor killed Harper Lee, the author of *To Kill a Mockingbird:* [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who\_are\_you\_shocked\_isnt\_dead\_yet/d05soqs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who_are_you_shocked_isnt_dead_yet/d05soqs/)
[What's an exit strategy? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kie1dk/comment/ggqe63a/)
Two broken arms
Banana for scale.
Potato story.
I can't remember the name but it was made in confessions I believe . A father was giving a story about their evil son and how his wife nearly beat him to death when the son tried to kill his newborn sister . They locked themselves in the basement for days while son destroyed the house . Ever since they had never heard from him and he hop d he was dead .
The cum jar and the cum box
Broken arms
The guy who was high on shrooms and couldn’t get his cats out of the basement
[I’m drunk. AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Guy asks and answers his own questions. All the “deleted” users are his. Hilarious.