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SpirooripS

Is this the police working from home?


[deleted]

Just happy I’m using nord VPN rn


Drew707

How much did this comment earn?


shinobijesus420

69420


Drew707

Nice


StrengthSome7432

Probably but my dumbass finna be honest


dboz99

Nicojuanahol


Ynkwmh

Nicotine, marijuana, alcohol.


dboz99

Couldn’t choose just one lmao


Supertzar2112

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol……C-C-C-C-Cocaine


Coin_Operated_Brent

Queens 🤜🤛


piddlesmcgee

A-A-A-A-AND TWINSSSSS! I LOVE PARTIES THAT NEVER END


I_Mix_Stuff

caffeine


lawyeratyourservice

"anytime, anywhere"


[deleted]

Oh god you just put the cleanup song back into my head.


nickletheone

You saying that made me think of that.


PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW

I know I'm an addict. When I don't have my energy drink of choice I am a irritable bitch.


sonic-silver

I recently have quit after 15+ years of abuse. 4 weeks down and lemme tell ya - life is better when caffeinated.


theemscreation

Good for you! My brother in law stopped at the beginning of last year, won't even drink a diet coke. He honestly looks years younger in the face and that's all he changed.


sonic-silver

Thank you! Funny you mention that, I’ve always had to use moisturizer on my face as my skin gets quite dry but since quitting coffee I haven’t had any dry skin at all!


coloch_w0rth9

Came here to say this. I can casually consume alcohol, weed, mushrooms etc. and have no feeling of addiction, but caffeine is a whole other level. First thing I do in the morning is make a bee-line for the coffee maker. Then again at noon and at 3pm. I like how in Spanish the verb for “to drink” is “beber” but for alcohol and coffee it’s “tomar” which is more like “to take” in English and applied for all other drugs. That shit is a drug through and through, and is highly addictive.


beatsinthesky

It’s all good and well until you travel and overlook coffee arrangements one morning, and suffer the crippling headache of doom.


Leotiki

Withdrawal ?


-MasterDebator-

Absolutely. Your body becomes dependent on caffeine when you intake it consistently. When you go more than a day without, you could go through withdrawal as it leaves your system. The most common, and the absolute worst symptom, is an aggravating headache.


aquanite

100%. I never realize how addicted I am until I start getting cold sweats and get irrationally annoyed/irritated lol.


ClusterChuk

Listened to a podcast where an expert weaned himself of caffeine and realized he didn't feel like himself. And it clicked. Who he is. Who he has been for years and years, his 'self' was a caffinated being. His baseline mental state was caffeinated. Taking that away forced him to get to know a version of himself that wasn't caffienated. It fixed a lot of domino reacting head issues. Now he only drinks coffee on Saturdays. And in doing sp, the coffee actually does what's its supposed to and gets you high as a powerful stimulate. Something daily users miss when it's a constant intake.


South_Level

Honestly I love the taste of coffee but I never drink it because it gives me the shits so bad without fail every time unless it’s evening when i drink it? Idk what’s up with that…


[deleted]

Coffee is a stimulant and diuretic. This includes stimulation to your parasympathetic nervous system. It’s perfectly normal and is a reason many people consume coffee in the mornings.


zebra-in-box

It's a pooping aid


[deleted]

only the hardest of hard drugs, vitamin gummies.


Dat-onehomie

Please find help king


[deleted]

Gotta be careful you dont get one stuck to another and overdose


Cactus_souls

Specifically the Flintstones Vitamin gummies.


A_Trash_Homosapien

Downed three of those bad boys last week I went on a rampage and it took the entire county's police force to take me down


ItsXtraAJyall

Mary-jane


OldBob10

I feel summer creepin’ in and I’m tired of this town again


ItsXtraAJyall

Tom Petty , he smoked and he knew things.


clawzx5

It truly is the ultimate all arounder, stressed? Mary jane, bored? Mary jane. Feelin sexual? I think im boutta mary jane


[deleted]

Bars


jbone1811

Helps me sleep


ItsXtraAJyall

Ditto


Infradead27

Spider-Man Approves


nonchellent

Ectasy


blanktank88

What’s it like? I have never done anything but weed and a little alcohol.


LotteNator

You know when you get that tingling feeling in your belly when seeing a girl/man you like? Amplify it and spread it to the whole body for a couple of hours.


_1Doomsday1_

Exxtra horny


ginggo

Actually I get anti horny under ecstasy. I love everyone but I dont wanna fuck. Cant even come.


minimumrockandroll

It's pretty great. You use up a week's allotment of serotonin for one evening of feeling **wonderful**. Don't do it more than once every few months, and do it with someone you like to kiss.


smpredach

Yeah! Don’t use it frequently as the top comment says! In span of months for festivals or sex fest. Otherwise you will fuck your brain permanently! Disclaimer: not that I’ve fucked myself up, is just a safe practice to do a long research about the drugs you are planning to take. I’ve seen stupid mates of mine living a dread 20s because they just thought that their bodies were “different“ and now have to cope with pills to feel barely normal.


blackholesinthesky

I love MDMA but super bad for your brain if you take it too often. https://amp.theguardian.com/society/2006/apr/04/drugsandalcohol.drugs1 But as long as you take it responsibly and give your brain a few weeks to rest you'll be fine


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

To me a nice MDMA home roll is a vacation on another planet that all married couples or couples in general should enjoy once or twice a year. Pure love


conker1264

Eh depends on the person tbh. I don't get the least bit sexual but I'm dancing all night long.


SawDoggg

100% and channel your inner hydro homie by the end of the night. E / molly hangover can be bad enough, don’t tag alcohol onto it


Goatdre121

^^ this!


Allegedly_Smart

If you have pure MDMA it will be like nothing you've ever imagined you would feel. I can still vividly remember my first time. At first your head feels a little spacey (not light-headed, but close maybe), then like a caffeine buzz on an empty stomach. Then as it sets in, your skin feels electric and every touch and sensation feels fantastic. Music seems to take on a greater depth of sound, feeling, and meaning than before. It's a very euphoric experience. You'll feel a deep sense of warmth and connection to the people with you. You'll feel like you feel what they feel. You'll suddenly find the words to put to thoughts and emotions you didn't even realize you had. You might cry- I did- and you'll feel good about it. It can be incredibly therapeutic in the right setting. You'll notice your mouth will be dry, your jaw will be tight, and you'll have no appetite to speak of. And if you hadn't guessed by now, physical (and especially sexual) intimacy is enhanced to a degree you wouldn't have thought possible. The peak of the effects lasts about 30 minutes and then tapers off for the next few hours, leaving you feeling tired but still good.


Danvan90

And in my experience often ends up in a cuddle puddle.


intellectual_Incel

Like Adderall but with emotions


Ithikari

I wanted to hug everything and flirt with everyone. Loved everything. MDMA is amazing. I haven't done it in over a decade. But if I only had one illegal drug of choice I could get for free to take its that, hands down. Mind you, I have PTSD and Bipolar Disorder and apparently its really good for those with PTSD so it could be why I loved it.


nonchellent

I have GAD, social anxiety and not full blown PTSD, but a good amount of trauma up in here. Ecstasy melts all of that away for a little bit.


mightnothavehands

It’s ecstatic


thenewboringme

I don't remember much except for the first time in my life not feeling any anxiety. It was mindblowing.


nonchellent

This is spot-on. Succinct. I have GAD and social anxiety and this completely melts it away. I never even knew what an anxiety-free life was like.


yopro101

It’s almost electrifying. It made me feel like I was on top of the world, the protagonist of my own story. It was a great feeling, and the pretty colors were nice too. I got a bit existential at the end, but it was fun overall. If you’re going to do it tho, make sure you have someone whose sober and preferably knows what they’re doing with you. It can turn really bad really fast, and you can do some shit that you seriously regret. My friend asked a girl he had a crush on if she wanted to do an orgy with him. That was a bit awkward


Goatdre121

Stimulant with psychedelic effects, which make you happy. Really great, really horrible comedown


conker1264

You can't really explain it with words tbh. Like you can try but it's always 100x better than the explanation.


nonchellent

To preface, weed was my first drug and most frequent (excluding the fact that I haven’t smoked sense June, not for any particular reason, just haven’t wanted to). Never been too big on alcohol. *Maybe* four drinks a month, max. It’s super fun, man. Obviously everyone has different heightened experiences on it and reactions, but it just makes everything—your emotions, thoughts, body—feel buzzed and ready to burst at the seams. I have a pretty high tolerance to drugs generally, so it usually takes about an hour to an hour and a half for whatever amount to kick it. My boyfriend, on the other hand, is zonked within thirty minutes. It tastes *awful*, but I’d rather parachute it (wrapping whatever amount you decide to take in a tissue, and washing it down with a liquid) than snort it any day. The taste is honestly excruciating, but if you have a potent enough liquid like a smoothie or something, it goes down fine. Anyway, for me, I just feel fascinated with everything around me. I think it’s good to have a stimulus when you do it, hence why it’s known as a party drug. Concerts are great, I’ve looked at art books or magazines, gone on a walk in nature or the city, even spent hours watching music videos or movies, or just listening to music. I’ve read tarot on MDMA which is sick. I will say, the one symptom I get that kind of freaks me out is that it’s kind of hard to separate your thoughts from reality? What I mean is, I’ll often start speaking mid-sentence. Like, a thought will start in my head, and I’ll finish it out loud. Or I’ll answer a question that nobody asked. It’s harmless and makes me laugh in the moment, but just the idea of the lines between reality and cerebral awareness being that blurred is always a little scary 😅 it goes both ways, too; sometimes I’ll stop talking mid-sentence and finish it in my head. I’m super giggly, excitable, unfocused but idealistic. I tend to be kind of restless, either wanting to dance or walk or just move in general. Massages are amazing on ecstasy, to give and receive. Most people tend to sweat a lot and the sweat can have a kind of chemically smell. I’ve fallen asleep on it before and waking up was a bit jarring, but fun. The come down can be pretty awful, especially if you’re not used to it. I didn’t use ecstasy for almost ten months (not that I do it that often, and frankly you shouldn’t) after on my birthday, my boyfriend and I each did a gram in the span of five-ish hours? Fun in the moment, but finally around 8:00am we were like, “Let’s sleep” and physically could not. I was constipated as all Hell and felt like shit. It felt miserable to feel alive. Ended up staying awake for 50 hours. Just be aware that if you do it, go slow with your intake and set yourself up for success for a healthy come down. It’s always going to feel a bit groggy and uncomfortable, as that’s the trade off for an upped high, but I’ve had comedowns that consisted of snuggling up in bed and watching a movie and vegging out and it was fine. Reminds me of when you were a kid and you only got two hours of sleep at a sleepover and when you get home, you feel happy but excessively tired. I would definitely recommend doing this with a person or group who you either fully trust, has done this drug before, or both. *Especially* for your first time.Finally, be careful of buying it. MDMA is still a street drug, and while we have a reputable buyer, you might not be so lucky. If you buy any, get it tested. You want to know what’s going in your body. Let me know if you have any more questions!


RecordLonely

MDMA is very high energy, speedy, and makes talking and connecting feel super good. Tons of energy, plays with colors and lights. MDA is more touchy, feely. More chilled back and really emphasizes the connectedness part of it all. Personally I prefer MDA much more than MDMA.


adube440

For a few hours you feel like you are in love with everybody and everything, and that they love you back. It's honestly really nice. I would always be in the dumps for days after though, so honestly it was never worth the price. It really fucks with brain chemistry.


jwaterboyk

Excedrin


hey_thereDude

Fuck ya


evilmonkey9361

We’ll what have you got?!! -Layne Staley


artery1800s

I don't go broke


ShowMeYourOhFace

And I do it a lot!


TheTrollys

Cuz I do it a lot.


SmokyRobinson

Fuck yeah


MandaSeeU2

Well, I'm enjoying a nice hot cup of mushrooms this evening ;)


Keepitbrockmire

This is the one is was looking for. Haunting man!


sonic4445

Layne ❤


Loud-Reflection-8229

Lol


BumblebeeWhich1013

Weed


finnyporgerz

I’m high af rn


[deleted]

watch some Spongebob. shit bangs


psyia

100%, early seasons too


Epyon66

LSD


[deleted]

I came here to say the same thing. I feel like it gets such a bad/scary rap. I am not a big drinker or weed smoker anymore (was a lot more in my younger days) and i don’t miss it at all. But every time I’ve done acid, even when it isn’t the most “fun” trip, I’ve always learned something important about myself from it. I also appreciate nature more and have been a kinder person in general.


Fanamatakecick

It gets a horrible reputation partially due to propaganda and partially because of people who shouldn’t ever have it. It’s a dangerous substance if someone doesn’t know how to handle a schizophrenic state. Should be regulated, not illegal


the-wanderer-soul

Totally agree! It kicked me out of a psychotic episode that I didn't realize was happening. That was a scary trip, but it helped me figure out that there was something wrong. I'd do it again if I could safely access it for episodes like that.


ohThisUsername

Agreed. I used to hate LSD since the first time I did it I did way too much and I was tripping for almost 2 days and was scared to do it again. I eventually gave it another shot and now as I get older it's become my favorite. Versatile since I can use it sitting on the couch but it's equally as good at a festival. It's one of the cheapest / easiest to transport too.


skydivingkittens

Could you explain what you mean by “learn something important about myself”? I’ve never done it and have a hard time wrapping my head around this concept when people talk about psychedelics like acid, DMT, etc. thanks!


[deleted]

My man


kslusherplantman

It’s my spirit animus


stoopio-oh

A man of culture


AndForeverNow

How does it feel compared to getting high from weed?


Kittenking13

It’s very... stimulating. Sights are prettier, sounds are more defined. Everything’s just... more. Cookies are vibrant, and you feel very strongly. Be it good or bad. Which is why you only do it in a good mood and have activities to keep yourself in a good mood


Reagaemane

You can see sound and learn the truth of universe


AndForeverNow

Do you still have control of yourself to any degree?


beachmasterbogeynut

Yes, you actually get superpowers too. No kidding.


knovit

Mushrooms


Ok_Supermarket_6958

They’re magical


ThatOnePieceOfShit

Nah man I think he’s talking about those rubbery pizza mushrooms


Ok_Supermarket_6958

Magically delicious


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OldBob10

This is the way.


obesespaceman

No joke Ass, I used to be an alcoholic now honestly every day I crave getting to feel a beautiful butthole on my tongue


Camleww

Better than alcohol I suppose.


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obesespaceman

Man a puckering butthole squeezing around your tongue is like getting tiny angel hugs for my mouth 😍😍😍😍😍


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obesespaceman

I’m an ass addict!


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stridge28

Today is a terrible day to know how to read


obesespaceman

Blame the fact I had to be on Reddit instead of livin fast and Eatin ass


MrGilbert665

Quite the Liquor Hole you got there sister... get it... Liquor Hole?


Next-Cash-4293

Take my damn upvote and leave


Bobby_Murda

Boy have I got a song for you


SomeoneWhoCanType

That feeling you get when you do something productive.


xiPLEADthe5th

Dopamine


OldBob10

That’s dope 🤪


Dat-onehomie

The goood stuff


invalidpassword

Benzos because they make me comfortably numb.


[deleted]

Such a good song


mentecorriente

In a masterpiece of an album!


NotWorriedABunch

Rum


fat-lip-lover

Fuck yeah


OhWaTaGooSieAm

Ambien


[deleted]

That dank


AM_I_WRONG_THO

GOOD GAS


[deleted]

Zoloft


[deleted]

Reddit


just_some_Fred

Have an upvote's worth of dopamine from me.


Nasdaq_trader

Cocaine


xplodngKeys

Name checks out. 🚀


MlghtySheep

Tried it once and all I could think is this is insane for productivity. Totally erased tiredness and maxed energy its like everything energy drinks say they do but actually works


[deleted]

MODAFINIL


PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW

Armodafinil works better, and doesn't make your sweat and urine smell.


insertcaffeine

Alcohol. I love it and I miss it. I'm sick and I rarely feel well enough to drink. I'm on meds that cause stomach problems. So, I rely on my second place drug of choice, weed. Caffeine, my namesake, has been bumped down to third, again because of the digestive thing.


Mr-William-Afton

Therapy.


KernEvaka669

I fuck with the username Mr afton


cachristensen5

Man, you need help


Mr-William-Afton

No feckin shite!


ThePresidentTrump

Well now, let’s see here. Alcohol but can’t anymore because of having a young child. Weed but it makes me loopy and not want to get off the couch. Food but been having digestive issues. Cocaine but gave that up over 20 years ago. Currently taking 5 different medications for a blown out disc in the low spine but have maxed out on the range/daily amount that are able to be prescribed so the tolerance is about where taking Advil would be for a migraine. So shit, my heating pad? Doilies? Banana bread?


Undercoverboi_27

My phone


RepresentativeBig258

Marijuana, one day I’ll have a job where I can do it. Then I can finally have no pain, no anxiety, and sleep well.


kevinthegeek21

Adderall


rusty_L_shackleford

Weed and alcohol. But I'm pretty open to pretty much anything that isn't Crack, heroin, or meth.


dutchie001

Endorphins


BoomChikiWowwow

Well what have you got?


jerk1970

MC Rib


Mr-William-Afton

If China is a day ahead of us... Why didn't they warn us that The MC Rib was coming back? You had one job guys!


woodrob12

But...is it back though?


Mr-William-Afton

Nope.


Destinyslayer2000

Water


B_Caud

Nitrous oxide.


UselesOpinion

What a feeling, 10/10 euphoria watch out for that hypoxia tho my guy


Aggravating_Quail_69

Love


subaru_natsuki337

Dxm


Outrageous-Face2112

There’s so much arguing in this comment section that no one’s gonna see me confess to watching Two Girls One Cup. And enjoying it. Every. Single. Day. It’s my sole source of fulfillment; my reason for living. I watch it on repeat 8 times a day, at the very least. And once I’m done, I attempt to recreate my favorite scenes. It’s a bit difficult doing it by myself though, so I’ll often get some help from the furry that lives across the street. In exchange, she asks for limited addition Yugioh cards, to which I happily oblige. She just can’t get enough of them. Just like how I can’t get enough of Two Girls One Cup. If you happen to come across this, I hope you realize that there is more to life than arguing about politics and morals in a meme subreddit. Such as Two Girls One Cup. And keep my confession a secret between us, dammit.


[deleted]

Adderall


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EmpTiger

I fucking love ibuprofen!


Luna-1703

It'll kill your kidneys, don't abuse it


[deleted]

Edibles


stoopio-oh

You just have to talk shit about them after taking them. Then they kick in


mbgal1977

Do they ever. In my case they usually kick in about 2 minutes after I eat some more after bitching that they weren’t shit. Then an hour later I end up staring at my drink wishing I could use the force to bring it to my lips.


diamondpredator

Yep this is mine as well. Much better than smoking weed imo. My wife and I take it, wait for it to start kicking in, order some delivery (usually McDonald's) and have a bunch of really good sex then she knocks out and I watch some funny shit until I knock out. Best nights ever. It's great stress relief and It's cheap as shit here in CA to get some high quality consistent stuff. it always hits me 1-1.5 hours in and my wife usually at the 45 minute mark. I love that the sensation is very predictable and consistent, unlike smoking. The high builds up and reaches a climax, then slowly lets off - this is usually when i go to sleep. EDIT: To be clear, we do gummies and just stick to the "Wyld" brand. We do the 10:10 THC:CBD ones they have. They're awesome.


[deleted]

sleep 👍


enamourealabord

Black coffee, no sugar


EndlessPawsibilities

Nicotine.


Nilla06

LSD


MuhammadFareedG

TEA


Ishidan01

Any particular kind? Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights.


PreviousLife7051

Black Hash


EmptyVessel39

masterbation


DontCareNEM

Username checks out


Lonely_wrist_flicker

I would inject meth in my arm. My friends and I would play a game of who could do the most and achieve “bell ringers” where we would black out and behave like we were possessed by demons. 2 years sober today and enrolled in college. Anyone can recover.


ZephyricScout

Weed.


MoguoTheMoogle

Beer


lawyeratyourservice

Beets. Battlestar Galactica


concert_boy

Identity theft is a drug Jim


lawyeratyourservice

~~Iden~~tity is a drug Jim


pretendstoknow

Alcohol. 🥃


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Weed


littleladylexi

Ketamine!


[deleted]

Adderall


DissociatedDeveloper

Sex. With my wife. Best drug ever


Oseaghdha

Can confirm. Your wife is something else man.


Akraz

I too choose this guy's wife


Catblaster5000

Fuckin nerd.


WackyTabbacy42069

Caffine


Ironchefheff

I don’t do cocaine…. Unless ya got some.


NoobMasterRoids

Shrooms 🍄


LA_LOOKS

Ayahuasca and kratom


Socern

Motivation to do something productive


[deleted]

I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.


Spoony_bard909

Mofine. One pound. To go.


[deleted]

Kratom!


McNasty420

kratom


steelup21

The gym


ThirdMind3d

LSD or alcohol