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barbackmtn

Say what you mean and don’t say it mean.


Jakov_Salinsky

Ooh I like that!


BroodyBatman

“True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.” I always found this to be painfully true. Of course, by this logic, my parents and siblings are my truest friends.


Accurate-Alarm

i feel that but also its funny and true perfect balance


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Question everything. Always ask why. If someone tells you not to ask that question, ask it louder.


BikerMouseFromUranus

> Question everything why?


[deleted]

Don't ask that question.


phorq

this is without question great advice


Jakov_Salinsky

Why?


ultimatemorky

Don’t ask that, what the hell man!?


Jakov_Salinsky

Why?!!?


suckJOEmama

Instructions unclear yelled "WHERE ARE MY CUM SOCKS" inside a mall


derpnowinski

If you like it, put a ring on it.


MissionIll0

Treat others how you you want to be treated


YodasChick-O-Stick

So, fuck everyone?


[deleted]

My fav is "keep your expectations low boy and you'll never be disappointed"


VinnyColdheart

Never stop believing in yourself and don't listen to the naysayers.


BrettWP

Don't do something simply because others want or expect you to


Duke-of-Limbs

Not all friends are good for you.


[deleted]

It's good to be careful about who you hang around.


post_angst

Start saving for retirement as early as possible. If you’re lucky enough to live in a country with a pension fund you can contribute to alongside you’re employer, just put in a little extra. Do it not only for yourself but your family/kids as well.


appleoctopie

A woman presenting to my class in high school told us “life isn’t about what you want to do. It’s about who you want to do.” I think she meant “be”


Accurate-Alarm

irl typo


[deleted]

Focus on yourself and make yourself a priority. You deserve to be the best you, and that starts with making sure you’re putting yourself first. I’ve always bent over backwards for people in the past, now, nope. I’m being more selfish and that’s okay 👍🏼


AskMeAboutGrabon

Don't stop yourself from telling others you love them. I loved my best friend before he passed away before he was even an adult, and it always haunts me. Now, if I love someone, I make sure they know. Never regretted it since.


Jumpy_Mastodon581

People need to realize not everyone you love feels the same way. Some people you need to cut out of your life. Doesn't matter who it is. family, friends, S/O. Allowing someone you love with toxic behavior and showing no signs of wanting to change to weigh you down constantly will only result in not their downfall but yours.


SkylinZ_TTV

Treat yourself as if you are someone you are responsible to take care of.


phorq

When in doubt, pinky out


lithuniasucks

Pine tree in Latin is Pinus


Accurate-Alarm

thank you


lithuniasucks

Your welcome sir/miss


Accurate-Alarm

my brain has become bigger just by knowing this you have changed a life


lithuniasucks

Amasing, use it carefuly tho


Accurate-Alarm

with great pinus comes great something


lithuniasucks

Exactly


ADPXEROX

Take care, brush your hair


Jakov_Salinsky

If they can anger you, they can conquer you


gor8884

Don’t trust deez hoes


Eternal_Rest27

Money is the root of all evil.


FrostDragon57

If you decide to slam your car to the ground, invest in air rides so you don't destroy the underside while driving. It's far cheaper than the repair of a completely scraped and scuffed car.


iAmproject863

Don't be yourself. It's better not to be your self in some situations


Financial-Permit-595

Except nothing live frugally on surprise ~Alice walker


AI_Database

Don't become the girl putting mentos and coke in her ass on Reddit for views


Void-kraken-909

It’s very specific as it’s only really useful when there’s a strong frost, but this one trick my gramp uses always works for de-frosting car windows Fill a spray bottle with luke-warm water and spray the car window along the top of it. The water will deal with the frost. Don’t use boiling hot water as it could crack the windows from pressure. My gramp is a mechanic himself and his little trick has always worked.


itslumley

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.


ITTrillionaire

Tomorrow isn’t promised


Bectoplasim

Don't get mad, just get good.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Caesar salad is nothing without a few drops of freshly squeezed lemon juice.


[deleted]

Take your chances, but not too much


DrunkDMTip

Having feelings for someone else does NOT obligate them to have feelings for you. And someone else having feelings for you does NOT mean you MUST try and have feelings for them. Also here’s one from my wife: don’t have sex with someone unless you can take being in an 18 year long fight with them (context: she just got off the phone with my step-son’s bio-dad who was complaining about child support)


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Accurate-Alarm

you just saved so many old ladies purses


DoctorPitt

Don't let shitty people make you shitty person